>Iceland
>It's green
>Greenland
>It's covered in ice
>Holland
>There are no holes
>Germany
>There are not that many germs
>Japan
>They don't use pans
>United States
>States have huge rivalry and generally dislike each other and regularly want to secede
>>57801048
>Canada
>can't
>>57801098
Leaves BTFO
>Canada
>we actually can't
>>57798969
>iceland
>green
>Peru
>No roos
>Benin
>Ben is actually out
>Slovakia
>It's pretty fast
>>57801244
>Italy
>Nothing worth tallying
>Finland
>Can't use fins on land
>Norway
>They run away
>Saudi Arabia
>Audi serie S is not the most popular car
>South Korea
>In the Northern Hemisphere
>costa rica
>not rich at all
cannot fabricate these claims senpai
>>57801098
>Turkey
>Turkeys are native to the Americas
>Hungary
>People are well fed
>West Virginia
>To the northwest of Virginia
>not that many germs
what is scat porn
>Iran
>no famous runners
>United Kingdom
>Scots and Welsh hate English
>Northern Irish hate each other
>Chile
>It has no chill
>Brasil
>They are not ill
>United Kingdom
>no king
>Democratic People's Republic of Korea
>Oppressive dictatorship
>>57801981
>DR Congo
>No doctors
>New Zealand
>100+ years old
>United States of America
>doesn't include most of America
>paris
>capital of france
>no french people
>Singapore
>It isn't poor
>Not much singing
>Virginia
>Not very many virgins
>Antarctica
>no ants
>ukraine
>it doesn't rain ukuleles
>Ukraine
>No cranes
>Ukraine
>is reigned by anglo-saxons
Impressive
>Yourope
>not many (you)'s
>India
>God has clearly abandoned it
>>57802174
>is a canada kills a thread by lacking any kind of sense of humour episode
>Ireland
>Not everybody is angry
>Estonia
>all the roads are made with mud
>Poland
>They don't poo
>china
>sun is blocked so it doesn't shine
>Bangladesh
>Nobody bangs desh
>Ire-land
Actually well named desu senpai.
>>57802174
>>57802191
>>57802193
>Russia
>No one's in a hurry
>Poland
>Edgar Allan Poe's never been there
>>57802274
>doesn't know the difference between CH and SH sounds
Literally Mexican tier
>Belaruse
>literally the worst liars
>Estonia
>weed is illegal
>Scotland
>not owned by Scott
>>57802330
Actually, it's one of the things I struggle a lot with
>Portugal
>It's actually poor
Most of Iceland (75%) isn't green, but black sand and glaciers.
>Madagascar
>no cars or gas
>>57801893
>Iran
>Iran so far away
>couldn't get away
>Wales
>not made up of aquatic mammals
>ISIS
>Strongly opposed to Egyptian paganism
>Uruguay
>it ain't full of gay people
>>57802377
The Scoti tribe actually.
>Democratic People's Republic of Korea
>not a democracy
>not for the people
>not a republic
>not the only korea
>Hawaii
>people aren't cute
