In your country, what nationalities do you automatically recognize?
Be it minorities, tourists, what ever.
>>57798612
Mexishits and Chinese.
Full disclosure: in America anyone brown who speaks Spanish is Mexican and anyone with slitty eyea is Chinese.
pakis polacks and spaniards/italians
I don't see much minorities but I can distinguish between koreans and, say, chinese; also between armenians and other caucasus nationalities.
Shitskins
Germans and Brits.
Germans are tall people who dress like they are in a saffari, Brits are short red people who dress like they are in a safari.
>>57798664
Language based you only distinguish one nationality? Physical appearance only one?
>>57798677
Irish? Maybe? No?
>>57798702
Can you tell difference between Ukrainian/Pole/Russian?
>>57798741
So, you had "safari" in your come to Portugal ads or?
>>57798612
albos, bulgars, gypsies/turks, georgians, romanians, russians, blacks, pakis.
The skull shape and structure is the first to give out who they are, they way they walk and carry themselves around. Immigrants tend to eye you and look around when walking, at least the immigrants we get.
>>57798829
>Ukrainian/Pole/Russian
Not visually no, they're all white
>inb4 >white
>>57798612
Well fat people with some urban-like t-shirt are oftentimes Americans. At least the type you can spot, kek.
>>57798829
Correct. All brown Spanish speaking people are just different types of Mexicans and all slitty eyed people are just different types of Chinese.
>>57798612
Indians in Jew Nersey are by far the most visible. Chinese are, from the perspective of a whitey, basically indistinguishable from the sizeable Korean population, although I've learned to recognize the differences between Hangul and Chinese characters. Poles are fairly easy to spot, because they speak Polish and look like super Slavs - and recently I have been noticing many Ukrainians in the area, because they always have
>pic related
on their cars.
>Blacks
Self-explanatory.
Lock the car doors and cross over to the other side of the street.
You'll sometimes see Muslim girls/women wearing hijab. I have no idea where they come from
I can spot Western Europeans if they look very old, have tanned or darker skin and wear designer clothes.
Chinese have skinny eyes and buck teeth.
Mexicans are hairy, fat and small.
Canadians are the same shit as Americans but they browse Reddit.
>>57798857
>way they walk and carry themselves around
Good points! Should have included in OP.
>>57798878
>Not visually no, they're all white
What about temperament?
>>57798914
You are a very simple creature.
In my old hometown it was pretty easy:
>Germans
are old and smell of €
In Prague it gets complex:
>Germans
cuz they speak german
>Dutch
cuz they speak ugly german and are drunk
>Danes
cuz they spaek ugly german and are drunk even during the day
>Japanese
Either they are retarded and move around in group from one landmark to another
>Vietnamese
There are loads of native 2nd, 3rd gens viets here, they are like every other czech except azn
>Russians
They are in Karlsbad aka Karlovy Vary aka Ivanovy Vary
>>57799254
>Either they are retarded and move around in group from one landmark to another or dress like Yung Lean
fixd
>>57799254
How do the Vietnamese act Czech?
>>57799415
They accept money to have sex in alleyways with drunk strangers holding video cameras.
russian tourists because russians have a crooked nose and most have very recognizable slav faces
also most russian tourists who visit finland are upper class and behave like such aka driving like shit with their dirty SUV's and being cocky as shit everywhere they can
In Brazil, everyone who looks Asian and Native American is automatically foreign
>>57799508
The sentiment for their tourists I share. What about Swedes/Estonians? Closest aside from Russians!
>>57799525
No native American groups in Brazil?
>>57798612
>>57798612
Desi people, non-filipino asians, black people
They always stand out, especially black people.
>>57799415
Commies threw tons of viets in here in some sort of commie pop exchange agreement and after the Berlin wall fell germans kicked out their
viets and they had nowhere to go so they went in Czr.
So now we have like thousands of 2nd and 3rd generation Viets and frankly they are the best immigrants ever. They work, they are chill, they sell drugs.
Half of viets I know are more nationalistic than I am. as in:
They dislike EU.
They hate East European immigrants.
They hate Refugees.
chill guys tbqhwyfamilia
>>57799596
Isolated in jungles in the North of the country
>>57799466
honestly I doubt you wouldnt find viet-czech pornstar when going through czech streets vids.
>Americans and Britbongs
Loud, obnoxious and completely unaware of every social convention in whatever country they end up going to.
>Germans
They dress in weird shirts, khaki shorts while wearing socks and sandals at every opportunity they get. If you see someone carrying around a traffic sign you also know they're Germans.
>Poles
They look like Russians and smoke wherever they go.
Chinese people and Native Americans from Spanish speaking countries like Bolivia
>>57798612
Flips.
>>57799682
Distinguishable when they come in contact with South people?
>>57799706
Finns?
>>57799706
>Swedes dont steal traffic signs when they are drunk.
What sort of people are you?
>>57799706
We're aware of every social convention that matters. It's not our fault yours aren't one of them.
>>57799768
How many you got?
I have about 10. I have given them away as presents!
Amerifat tourists, they dress like Indiana Jones.
post yfw you see a filipino
>mfw I was at a bar in the middle of nowhere [Quesnel, BC] and a flip came through the door
>>57799766
The Finns that come here look and behave like Swedes so it's pretty difficult to tell unless they speak (regardless of what language they speak)
![plastove-smerove-desky[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rx7CoKy.jpg "plastove-smerove-desky[1].jpg")
>>57799806
I got 2, generic stop sign and pic related, its rad for skating down the stairs
>>57799813
you best not be implying thats a bad thing
>Swedes
They are all really skinny and the men wear effeminate glasses
>Germans
Fake tans and bleached hair
>Poles
They all look like boxers who just lost a fight. Also drunk
>>57799596
estonia is mainly viewed as cheap alternative to finland because everything is so cheap there and the quality isnt that bad either, and because many estonian immigrants work in construction sites in helsinki for pennies
sweden is just a friendly rival that people mock but dont mean anything bad by it, few actual swedes visit finland or atleast the eastern part where i live so no opinion
swedish speaking finns have a stereotype of being rich and well-mannered even though they are mostly just like every other finn except most of the old wealthy families are swedish speaking
russians are generally not looked favourably by people who dont know any, but people who have russian friends or contacts are quite friendly to them because of the russian "lets get drunk as fuck and go to sauna" culture
>>57799768
The thing is that the Germans aren't drunk when they do it and they only steal the elk signs. Pic related.
>>57799995
shit I would get me one of those aswell desu
>>57799930
>They are all really skinny
I guess I look like a dane then
>>57799995
why does europe have such pussy sized moose?
>>57798612
Amerifats, either by this >>57799813 or pic related.
BRs because they're loud as fuck and sound drunk
Argies because they wear little clothes compared to chileans
Germans because they're always in formations with little children moving around the old city centre.
>>57799859
In the prairies, or at least MB, there's so many Filipino people that it's just normal at this point.
They're cool though. They work their asses off supporting our economy, and sure they send some money home, but they mostly just want to prosper here and most even assimilate into the Canadian culture.
>>57799904
Very nice!
>>57800043
Everything in Yurop is gay sized; cars, jeans, men, fries, you name it.
>>57798612
Tinkers
Gypsies
Bongs
Yanks
Spaniards/Portuguese
Slavs
Germans/Dutch
Asians arr rook same
Muslims arr rook same
Blacks arr rook same
>>57800043
>yfw there are only a couple of countries in europe that actually have moose
>>57800103
>says the Amerimanlet.
Come back here when you reach adult height kiddo
>>57800069
>Canadian culture.
>>57798612
Bolivians, argies and americans. Also, Haitians who often are mistaken for nigerians and angolians
>>57800165
Well it's not very distinct from American culture, so I guess you could just call it North American culture.
>>57800043
Our moose are about the same size as yours with the exception of Alaska moose.
>>57800156
>doesn't realize our height average is low only because of cancerous catholic mexishits and their anchor babies
>>57800190
>Haitians who often are mistaken for nigerians and angolians
How does this happen?
![5744_THUMB_IPAD[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yCYKjYS.jpg "5744_THUMB_IPAD[1].jpg")
>>57800231
I bet you arent even 180 cms.
>>57798612
I can spot Germans from miles away.
>>57800356
>implying I know what a cm is
Take you communist measurement and stick it up your bolshevik ass.
>>57800356
>tfw topping the red league by over 10cm haha
bumped the ceiling of the thread
By looks I think any mongoloid race, Native Americans, Southeast Asians, and East Asians.
By clothes, Americans.
>>57800490
>Traditional standards for the exact length of an inch have varied in the past, but since July 1959 when the international yard was defined as 0.9144 metres, the international inch has been exactly 25.4 mm
Your measuring system is literally based on the meter, cuck.
besides the obvious ones i can only recognize russians from westerners because of the behaviour and facial structure
russian faces look like they were carved with a crude axe while westerners have much more smoother faces
>>57800685
I have smooth mongolan face
Brits and Gypsies are the most easy to recognize
>>57800685
also Russians in group are almost as loud as southern Yuros, which is weird since they are so quiet alone
>>57800685
sharp/bland
aggressive/passive
...
Why are the Finnish people such Moomins?
>>57800645
Well that sounds like a load of bullshit because I've renovated house from the 1800s and early 1900s that still had 2x4s and 4x4s.
>>57798612
Napolitans, their accent cannot be confused
>>57800788
>Traditional standards for the exact length of an inch have varied in the past
Its literally written there
>>57800825
Then why are my standard 2x4 and 4x4s the same exact size as what they were using in 1882?
>>57800111
I'm Irish btw, ignore flag
>>57800780
being loud and agressive is very bad unless you are a working class peasant who is drunk 24/7
i have only met a single estonian in my entire life and she was a very qt exchange student who told me that estonians call finns reindeers (poro)
Chinese, Koreans and Filipinos
Swedish guys and French girls
>>57798857
Didn't know "black" was a country
>>57800808
Just for your information, no offense. I know a guy from Naples and I can't tell the difference from other Italian breaks of language.
>>57798612
Too many nationalities (even rare flags!) to automatically pick anyone out imo.
Grew up in an area with a ton of Koreans though, so I always have to remind myself that outside of that area most Asian-Americans aren't Korean
>>57800861
because the inch hasn't varied that much in size and the 2x4 comes from the same lumber mill that uses the same inches they have been using for hundreds of years
>>57800978
But according to the Swede the inch was only standardized from the meter in 1959. Something doesn't add up here..
>>57800861
because it was probably one of the more popular definitions of whatever the hell measurement it is.
so when people in 50's were sick of it they said: "Heck to hell with all these numerous yards and feet, lets instead all use this really popular yard and whatnot!"
when are americunts gonna start using some inteligent measurement unit?
1 - Americans, not by looks, it's because they don't dress like locals. They use clothes with flowers. You can notice them miles away.
2 - Native American looking people from neighbour countries
3 - Africans in general and their colorful clothes
4 - East Asians taking photos with everything and everyone. They act very different from local east asians.
>>57801046
2x4 is a beam that measure 2 inches, by 4 inches.
If the inch was only defined in 1959 then 2x4s would have not been the exact same size they are today in fucking 1882. What he said was bullshit.
And for the record a yard is 36 inches, or three feet.
>>57798612
gypsies and americans
>>57801043
standardized just means that the inch is exactly some and some millimeters that cant be changed by anybody, i doubt anybody in recent history has actually used an inch that is significantly different from the modern one, but nobody just hasn't bothered to standardize something that isn't used for scientific measurementing
>>57801124
you lost me with all that bullshit I can count only to 10.
>>57801190
Oh, so then what he said was bullshit. Because I'm pretty sure the inch has been de facto standardized for longer than the metric system has even existed.
>>57799620
>people born in a county
>immigrants
You're retarded.
>>57800915
Retarded piece of shit don't speak to me ever again
how do you guys recognise brits then? (for those that do)
>>57801253
as Ive said they are the 3rd generation of immigrants. What is not to get about it?
is this the American influence spreading northwards?
>>57801266
A guy from Shittsilia speaks the same. What are you going to do, huh?
>>57801273
If you come here with clothes full of flowers people will assume you are American
>>57801228
the metric system is almost 200 years old, while inches and feet have been used for thousands of years you cant actually accurately define it without the metric system
>>57800111
Japs and Chinks look quite different I think.
>>57801253
>>57801309
actually I doubt there are many 3rd gens. Most of viets moved here in 80's I think.
>>57801386
Agreed. Japs are like white Asians for me.
>>57801386
They act the same. They take photos with everyone and everything
>>57801363
I can acurately tell you it was exactly the same 125 years ago.
>>57798612
haitians
>>57801309
whoa hey man....he's Canadian...give him a break, they're an isolated people......but don't mix their level of retardation up with us.
>>57801450
im too tired to answer to trolls at 2am, let us stop derailing this thread
>>57801487
How do you notice the difference? Language?
>>57801558
accents, their noses are fucking huge and theyre hyper-black
>>57801273
I dont think they are that recognizable, since I think Ive scarcely ever met any Bong.
though americans are usually easy to spot, or atleast after they have spoken some words aloud.
>>57801598
Senegalese and Ethiopians are the only noticeable African people.
Lot of Ethiopians look white people in a pool of chocolate. Senegalese people are tall as fuck. Most are taller than 6'2
>>57801720
as someone who is 6'6" and hasnt hit their final growth spurt I will go out of my way to refer to any Senegalese person I meet as a manlet
poo in loo
ching in ming
kim in jung
hirosima nagasaki
sucky sucky 5 dorra
peenoise
russians +ukrainas
im pretty good at distinguishing nationalities/ethnicities i guess xd lmao keke jeje
Moroccans.
Niggers of the Netherlands basically
>>57801769
>hasnt hit their final growth spurt
underage b&
>>57801856
my brother my dad didnt hit theirs until 24
Im currently 20, I hope its soon because I dont like being this tall
Americans are generally easy to distinguish: loud, naive, often dubious sense of fashion, enthusiast about most things
Germans: I've seen so many of them I think there are more of them here than in Obongistan..err I meant Deutschland
Nignogs and East Asians: from their aspects
Differing arabs/persians/kurds/balkanites/north africans is the hard part. I would say I am very proficient though.
>>57801926
are you white?
and I dont mean the spanish or italian "white"
I mean full on white dude
>>57802003
Im black
>>57802046
why?
>>57802083
its probably because my parents are black but I may have just drawn the short straw tbqh
bolivians
central americans
chileans
peruvians
brazilians
haitians
black as fuck and they are always selling fake watches on the street.
>>57802107
being white, tall and not a retard you would have it quite nice in Prague.
Bitches and money guaranteed.
Poles and other Russian countries. They have square commie heads. They belong in Minecraft 2bh
>>57798612
Germans (pale, blonde and confused, usually old)
Niggers
Gypsies
Romanians, Albanians etc. fly under the radar.
Bolivians
Colombians
Chileans
Brazilians
Africans
Chinese
>>57802217
t.turk
>>57798612
Americans. Most of them are tourists with the camera and shit, in the cities, you mostly see old people, on the beaches, most of them are college kids and forever young kind of assholes.
Chinese people, they are mostly middle age people with their family that came to open a chinese food restaurant.
If I see a black dude bad dressed, we assume is a migrant that want to go to USA, if we see a black dude well dressed, we assume is a black gringo.
>>57799706
>Loud, obnoxious and completely unaware of every social convention in whatever country they end up going to.
That's true of Brits, but most Americans go too far the other way.
I find most of them are overly eager to try and "fit in" culturally, and slag their fellow countrymen (usually Southerners and middle America) to the point where it becomes both embarrassing and annoying.
Nothing's more off-putting than a tryhard who hates his own.
>>57802287
It's true though. Slavs look like brutes
Amerindians and full mestizos from Spanish America, Africans are very dark and Chinese people.
>>57800069
>They're cool though, they work hard and want to assimilate.
Filipinos are the absolute best immigrants we have. Too bad they look like ugly munchkins, otherwise they'd be perfect.
>Italians
the younger generation wear puffer coats, weird gelled hair, sunglasses, crucifixes, the older generation look straight out of a dolmio advert
>Germans
they either are old funny couple in socks in sandals or extremely effeminate looking men with hipster haircuts, gay glasses, pink clothing etc conversely the women seem to look more masculine to make up for it
>Eastern Europeans
they have Slavic, angular faces, the women usually share a flat in a shadier part of town to conduct business, Poles have lighter features while Romanians and Bulgarians are darker. Hungarians have a medium complexion.
>French
Obsessed with London, can't speak English
>Be in Turkey
>washing my hands in bathroom
>guy comes up to get my attention, sticks two thumbs up and yells "Deutschland?"
>Everyone assumes I'm a German.
>>57802741
>Be in Turkey
>washing my hands
Believability zero.
Sikhs
>they all have turbans and impressive beards
Somalians
>they all have the same facial features
Lebanese
>look like guidos and act like faggots
Filipinos
>look like mexican asians
>>57802844
>Somalians
>they all have the same facial features
lol this
>>57802741
Do they even have sinks there?
>>57802259
I couldnt differ between an Albanian and an Italian, but now I do find peace in that neither can Italians.
>>57800048
Hey Texas, aren't you also Amerifat? :3
>>57802534
how does the average french looks like? since france has been the biggest melt pot of europeans people i've always wonderer if they have a specific characteristic
>>57803457
darker than British people, but lighter than Italians
think of Marion Cotillard
also on average they're not very good looking actually, French women are often quite beat, they get points because of the accent
>>57803457
mediterranean french are completely different from north or alpine but most of the time they arent as tall as the dutch or the germans, quite shy because of poor english, quite dark complexion but not as dark as italian/spanish
havent seen more than a few IRL so these might or might not be very accurate
>>57803577
nigger they gave alain delon to the world, he is a fucking pão
>>57803614
but what would be the majority of frenchs, mediterranean or alpine looking? plus i saw the "blonde incidence" in france and looks bretty big, something like 20% of the native pop.
>>57803761
>he thinks 20% of France is blond
I'm crying lmao
Almost everyone can pass as a brazilian
even asians, as we have a significant population of japanese-descendant people
>>57803833
i-i said according to the data you rude nigel
>>57803937
I wouldn't even say 5% of France is blond, all the Latin countries are brunette central
>>57798612
I can usually tell apart Bosniaks, Serbs and Croats including the region they're from.
For tourists I can only say if they're Western (then further if they're Southern """"Europeans"""" or Western Europe/Northern Europe cucks) or Eastern (can tell apart T*rks from Ayyrabs).
Asians are all Chinese regardless of where they're from.
>>57804021
do you get british tourists
>>57803761
i knew a wonderful girl from aix-en-provence and she looked similar to me, naturally blonde hair (like dirty blonde or non-yellowish idk how to describe it) and very dark eyebrows and beautiful green eyes that i could stare at forever
>>57803974
thats a really bad generalization, frenchs had a much more higher incidence of celts and germanic tribes (franks) than iberian peninsula and italy. spaniards are brown because of the strong presence of moors and italians i dunno (maybe estruscos were brown)
>>57804057
yeah, but usually its the *le finding myself* backpacker types.
>>57798857
Greek people are literally Christian Turks. So how do you distinguish a Greek from a Turk?
>>57804163
Greeks are way lighter looking
>>57804096
did you fick fick her?
Italians, mexicans, russians, brits, and peruvians oddly enough.
>>57804258
tell me more
>>57804191
Not true. Been to both Athens and Istanbul. They look the same. In fact, statistically Turkish people have a higher percentage of light hair/light eyes, even with Kurds dragging down the percentage.
>Brits
They're usually fairer looking, timid, and their accents stand out when they speak
>Wogs
Greeks, italians and other south euros
Greeks are either the tan looking ones or the mixed anglo white boys that are all muh heritage
Italians (see greek)
>Asians
arr rook same. Only difference being the south east asian ones are more outgoing and tanner and the chink, korean and japs are introverted and yelllow/pale
>Africans
arr rook same. only distinguishable group are South Sudanese, which are really dark and tall
>Arabs
arr rook same, besides pajeets , they're more introverted and stay in their own groups more often
>Abos
Mong as fuck, two different types being dark australoid ones and the other being half caste mixed ones
>>57804350
You guys have a facial structure that stands out to me. I have a foreign exchange student in my class I figured him for a brit before he even spoke.
>>57804191
that's not true at all.
>>57804421
>>57804587
t. turk diaspora
>>57804613
Nah. I'm Dutch, born and raised. I just literally cannot distinguish Greeks from Turks, we have a lot of both here. Going to a greek restaurant is the same as going to a turkish one really.
>>57798829
The American poster talking about Mexicans and Chinese people is an idiot.
I grew up in and work as a government employee in a huge city with all types of people and a trained eye/ear can pinpoint a nationality immediately.
It's easy to tell the difference between Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese, Mexican, Salvadorean, Guatemalan, etc.
Just based on facial structure and dialects.
Now, if you're a fat idiot who everyone just wants to get away from, they're all Mexican or Chinese.
>>57804224
that is very rude of you to ask such things
we only spent a week together but that week was worth more than my entire life that far
oh god how i miss you marie, my beautiful marie
>>57804613
anyone with eyes can see what I said is true.
>>57804666
>Nah. I'm Dutch, born and raised.
pic related
>Going to a greek restaurant is the same as going to a turkish one really.
wtf Turks are greasy kebab, Greek restaurants are completely different
>>57804677
what a fucking cuck
>>57804747
I got satanic trips and you still refuse to believe me? My name is Jan, that's probably as Dutch as it gets.
And at least here they aren't that different tbqh. The same style, same closing hours, similar looking people, similar food.
Bolivians because of looks.
Paraguayan women because they have super long,curly and wet hair even in winter.
Americans because they speak loud.
Brazilians speak loud as fuck and wear football shirts of brazilian teams.
Mexican men because theyre short and dress better than your average argentinian.
Spaniards are also loud as fuck.
Nordics are easy to spot because of the facial features and because theyre taller than average.
Slavs are also easy to spot (facial features,height,speak loud and clear) though i havent seen many around here
japanese and chinese tourists because always go in groups.
>>57798612
Is there anywhere I can find a pic of her anus?
I'm not really interested in butts, I just enjoy balloon knots.
