Who the fuck even is this guy?

Me

Ask me anything

>>57790473
what does he even do? Like literally no one has heard of him outside of germany

>>57790473
why is my poop green?

>>57790518
Did you eat spinach?

>>57790473
What is your opinion on Mauritius?

>>57790625
maybe

If you ever think you're useless then remember that Germany has a president.

>>57790506
I sit in my office, shake hands with some people I don't know and jerk off to pics of Angela Merkel

>>57790652
Who

Is your president as useless as ours? I don't think he even does anything outside of turning on Christmas lights and writing poetry.

>>57790343
some retarded literally who preacher man who only got into office because off >muh ddr

>>57791392
He doesn't hold any power. He basically only signs documents, acts as some sort of referee in the parliament and greets guests.