What are English women like?
>>57772394
Working class ones are slags
Middle class ones tend to be ugly or plain.
Occasionally there's a real qt but not often.
>>57772457
What about personality?
Do they cheat?
>>57772480
They're all nice desu, even the slags unless you get a really grim one.
Probably.
trash
>>57772394
>shy
>coy
>carefree
>elegant
>beautiful in a myriad of ways
>appreciative of the finer things, can drink themselves to oblivion and return to employment within hours
>actually have a proper understanding of football
>can be redpilled without consequences (to avoid abhorrent creatures like me)
>village/town girls still have a conservative outlook towards maternity and housekeeping
>versed in superior literature
>despise the Irish and all former British colonies besides America
>have a liberal, wild side that they unleash on festive occasions, where roman-era-tier orgies are the norm
>spectacles add an air of academia and intellectualism that no other national woman could emulate
>have the sexiest female accent to native English speakers, from cockney slang to aristocratic drivel
>can drive a manual
>congregate among fellow Anglo women, who as you can guess by now, are appealing to me
con:
>they don't populate all the British colonies besides America
>they're a bit slovenly and demure in bed (according to 2 amateur pornographic videos, Bonny Rotten doesn't count)
>their smoking as a demographic is rapidly increasing
>they despise me unequivocally
>>57777804
>they don't populate all the British colonies besides America
You mean there aren't English girls in America?
There are 700,000 Brit immigrants here, and millions more second and third generation Brits. Also many Anglo-descendants in some areas who still "act European".
Not that particularly hard to come by.
I assume you're a tourist?
>>57781261
It was a bit of sarcasm + anglo-pride-world-wide nonsense, but that's actually very interesting information. Didn't think they were that numerous with the difficulty in obtaining VISAs.
>I assume you're a tourist?
I am a hapless native who enjoys making overly sarcastic but ultimately entertaining posts like >>57777804
>>57777804
you're deluded
>>57777804
Pretty accurate tbf
Townie/village girls are top
>>57781412
>>57781445
Please keep in mind that I have never associated with females besides a handshake.
I did pat a girl on the upper arm once though. I felt the spongy consistency against the slender humerus. Very memorable experience for me.
>>57781565
>>57781370
I like you, Sudanon.
Perhaps one day you'll have the opportunity to lick a girls feet.
>>57784091
>I like you, Sudanon.
Right back about you, my American brother.
I am hoping for an 'accidental' boob-shave or a hip brush next. The 'tautiness' and texture of the female body interests me more than sex.
