How do we save Venezuela?
Stop using hairdryers
Can't you read?
>>57751640
LMAO, what a fucking shithole, I thought portugal was bad, but holy shit, this takes the spot.
>energy crisis
I thought they were supposed to have a lot of oil
i actually feel fucking bad for the venezolanos
>>57751640
>those quotes
why does this guy remind me of trudeau
>>57751640
Lmoa no tp and now no hairdryer
That's funny considering the fact that 94 years ago we were fighting with communist disease.
We warned you stupid 3rd world shitholes reeeeeee
>>57751640
by cutting our hair short
>>57751752
When it costs $50 a barrel to produce, and the market price is $40, you can be sitting on TRILLIONS of barrels and it'd be worth $0.
Don't worry, tomorrow he will insult Spain and USA again to entertain the masses and make them forget about that
>>57751640
Blow drying is bad for the hair though so it is a good idea to stop.
>>57752236
;_;
>>57751640
Let it burn for a few more years
>>57751640
We dont.
They need to slide back into a shit tier third world nation again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOQb7Y5QVO8
>>57752236
That's what Obama does with us to Russia everyday.
>>57751640
That's crazy. Latin America has electricity now?
>>57751640
wouldn't a day off increase the energy consumption?
i mean instead of being at work peoplewill be playing computer games, watching tb\vs, baking cookies and what have you
you can do none of these things without electricity
>>57752735
I imagine industry and agriculture would use up a lot more energy than domestic
>>57752735
Residential power consumption pales in comparison to industry
>>57751640
>How do we save Venezuela?
It´s too late m8, it can only get worse.
>>57752170
women should not cut their hair
>>57751640
Kill Maduro
>>57751640
>country has largest oil reserves in the world
>energy shortage
Cannot be fabricated.
>>57753157
Some smug Norwegian sneered at this posts thinking to himself "Women should decide that for themselves."
>this is the same guy who threatened to invade us
>>57753849
w-why did he do that
>>57751713
What is so bad about Portugal? I thought it was one of the least cucked country in western europe.
>>57755214
That'd be Denmark
>>57753849
a white trash tends to be aggressive.
Don't let this hurt your image of leftism guys
It wasn't "real" socialism
We just have to try again
>>57755432
>spoiling I, CLAVDIVS
at this point they should just get invaded and its resources distributed evenly within NATO countries.
>>57753849
And that's why he spend all the money his country had buying those 20 jets from the ruskies.
>>57755456
It should've been spoiled in the fifth grade when you learned about Rome
>>57754088
>muh socialism
Basically if Dilma's out(whihc is pretty much guaranteed now) his country will break completely.
>>57755274
>white
>>57755522
20 used SU-30's and one already fell some time ago. He doesn't even have the money to maintain them.
>>57755661
It's even funny anymore.
>>57755751
Wut? Dilma out or SU-30's?
Let's be honest here even Temer knew in that "leaked" audio of his.
>surrounded by trees
>run out of poo in the loo paper
>largest oil reserves in the world under their feet
>run out of energy to dry their hair
They are fucked, and more so now that is said that their most important water reservoir is about to collapse
>>57756119
It's not about oil, it's about water used to feed hydroelectric complexes to produce energy.
And their oil is owned by the chinese already
>>57756318
I thought it was american.
>Believing fascist propaganda
I SHAGGY DAGGY
>>57751788
>tripfag
Filtered
>>57755513
Will slavery finally be legal again and will I get the pet Venezuelan I've always wanted? Or will we have to give them welfare and shoot them? Because the latter seems more popular these days, honestly I don't really understand why.
I thought they would rather burn it all than sell it to america
>>57756505
meant for >>57756435
>>57756505
como se la van a vender a los malditos yanquis imperialistas, un compatriota bolivariano esta en contra de los gringos
>>57756534
Nah, they need the cash.
I'm surprised ur govt didn't started a civil war there yet.
>>57755214
>>57751713
>>57753338
some mentally ill american projected his paranoia into this post
>>57756608
>>57756435
they pay their debnts with oil
>>57756608
posting the meme version
>>57756608
lol portuguese are crack head homos
>>57753157
>>57757418
good post
>>57751640
You don't.
Oh the joys of communism
>>57758106
>>57751940
this
why people still fall 4 the gommunist meme?
La puta madre, se va a llenar de venezolanos en Chile, ojala se vayan a Costa Rica o a Argentina.
>>57752227
finally a not retarded fellow countryman. why is this so hard for our peoples to understand
>>57751640
Are these the guys who keep bitching at us while sliding into shit?
>>57751640
A
FUCKING
BUS DRIVER
Why can't they just stop being poor? It worked for the US
>>57761007
Because they don't like capitalism.
>>57751640
what the fuck happened ? if i remember right the country Under chavez was doing well , what the fuck did the new governement did ?
>Mr. Mierda
>literally named after feces
>>57761105
Communism happened. Where communism go, countries fail
>>57761201
where does it say mierda
>>57761105
It was never really doing well.
https://www.ifitweremyhome.com/compare/VE/CO
>>57764440
>be 42.77% more likely to be in prison
>be 40.67% less likely to be murdered
hmmm
>>57761105
Chavez put on a smiling face and some of his social programs were semi-successful, but he was never able to keep crime under wraps and it actually went up (and continues to go up) in recent years. Coupled with an economy that's tied very heavily to oil Venezuela started tanking in Chavez's last years and under Maduro its going down hard. I don't see a lot of good things happening in Venezuela's future, I wonder how this will affect its neighbors.
Why are there no venezuelans in this thread
>>57765454
I don't see many Venezuelans on /int/, or maybe that's just me. Also since its been a while since I've been on here does anyone have a link to the flagcounter?
>>57765454
You can find them on Hispachan a board for Spanish users.
>>57765725
But why aren't they here? why are they rare on /int/ like >>57765500 says
When will Obama end his term? Let's send him to save that country.
>>57765454
No electricity.
Read the goddamn OP.
Has there ever been a communist country with first world standards? Why do cunts keep trying it?
>>57767411
>with 1st world standards
Well the combloc and the USSR used to be able to keep up until their economies started tanking. Believe it or not North Korea used to have a rather decent living standard, better than the South until the 70's and 80's. Everything ran on a very efficient central power grid and everything was rather cosy. This was the image the Norks liked to show the world as a "worker's paradise". Problem is all that shit ran on Soviet and Chinese loans. When the cold war ended Russia and China started wanting that money back and the Norks couldn't pay. So all of that wonderful stuff began to fail. Running water and electricity began to be rationed, before in many cases going away entirely. To this day Pyongyang is basically the only city they have that has some public services like electricity, public transit, and running water and even then intermittently. Everything else went tits up. On a small scale this was beginning to happen in Eastern Europe when their governments went under.
>>57758106
Colombia is an even worst shithole lol
>>57769415
not even close.
we have toilet paper.
>>57751640
We don't. This is the future they chose and commies do not deserve sympathy.
>>57769415
>>57770982
Didn't they ban violent videogames there?
https://slavetothepc.wordpress.com/2010/03/03/entro-en-vigencia-ley-que-prohibe-video-juegos-y-juguetes-belicos/
>>57771310
I thought they banned consoles because they were too capitalist, then they went to electronics stores, looted them, and then destroyed them all?
>>57751640
nothing, pls America-kun don't do anything, let those dumb commie spics fuck themselves up, they'll learn. If you help them they'll accuse you of being evil gringo imperialism
>>57771445
They also blame Spiderman for turning children into criminals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gxPDmG3Bwo
>>57771810
Top kek
How demented are those fuckers?
We wait. Commie policies are self destructive. They've already sold off all their gold reserves, their inflation is about 170% right now and have USSR style bread and grocery queues. They're only still in power now because the supreme court is still under their influence. By the end of the year the country will default on its loans to China and finally the communist mennace will be removed from South America (Bolivia will always be a commie shithole, that won't change).
>>57770982
>we have toilet paper
no. SOME OF YOU have toilet paper, while a lot of colombians can't afford toilet paper
>>57772522
That's capitalism Pedro, you get good or get wrecked. You'll learn of the joys of the free market and not having to default every every couple of months soon.
>>57772522
as in, we actually have toilet paper in stores, unlike Venezuela.
also come on, even the donkeyfucking lowlives in Cartagena have toilet paper.
>>57772307
do you think South America will ever get rid of gommunism? our univerties are infested with gommunist shit, we can only hope the people won't fall for their lies again.
>>57756435
They nationalized the oil industry and wondered why no American oil companies wanted to do business with them.
>>57772522
>some
You make it sound like it's some kind of luxury, try ''most''. Fast food like say, pizza, costs more than a 12-roll package of toilet paper.
![1444777561477[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rFi37EJ.jpg "1444777561477[1].jpg")
>>57770982
>>57772632
>>57772664
>do you think South America will ever get rid of gommunism?
Definitely. South America has a similar mentality to Europe 50-60 years ago. Unfortunitly with things like communism/socialism you have to see first hand how it destroys whatever it touches to really be able to appreciate it. Ask a Pole or Romanian what they think of communism, you'll only get one answer. With the fall of Films, Kirchner and Maduro people will have to start opening their eyes.
>our univerties are infested with gommunist shit
That's the same in most countries. People shill for what benefits them and subsidized education benefits students. It's not until they enter the real world and have to work for whatever they get they start to realize how the world works.
>>57773023
>Film
>me
Dilma*
>>57772983
always with the scapegoating, that Maduro.
>>57766292
>>57765500
They didn't use to be rare. In fact moot range banned all the IPs from their largest ISP because they used to flood the cite with CP.
They still used to come here all the time though on their other ISPs but mysteriously they all disappeared from /int/ after the protests of about a year/year and a half ago.
There were a lot of Venezuelans organizing and posting pics of the protests here.
I'm torn between thinking their government did sone fuckery to keep em from coming here or the possibility that all our Venezuelans anons were either jailed, starved to death, or the whole no electricity thing.
>>57755274
>turk
>lecturing on aggression
>calling other races trash
>implingplong
>>57771556
>implying they won't blame us for exactly that even if we completely ignore them and pretend they don't exist.
You clearly know nothing about South Americans. Everything is America's fault always to them, no exception.
>>57773393
Unless it's Spain's fault somehow.
It's 50/50 who the blame wheel lands on during any given crisis down there.
>>57773385
Most "Turks" in Europe are K*rds you cuck, real Turks are like Greeks
>>57773393
>>57773552
Are you guys really this literally mentally handicaped?
>>57773576
>that post
>that flag
>>57773682
That's literally the main political discourse for your entire continent. What is and what is not America's fault.
[spoiler]everything is America's fault [/spoiler]
>>57773685
potatoenigger
>>57773576
t. mehmet
>>57773754
Why would we blame a third world country for our problems?
Bolivia and Venezuela are the only ones who some times blames the US for imperialism, and guess what? they're right
In the other hand i've never heard anything about Spain from any country.
>>57758266
gibsmedats
>>57773922
You be been watching too much teleSUR pal.
>>57773814
You seem upset mehmet. Is Merkel not giving you everything she promised?
>>57773922
>implying we don't get blamed for based Pinochet by buttmad Texans all the time
Why you always lying?
>>57773922
>In the other hand i've never heard anything about Spain from any country.
>DEVUELVAN EL ORO
>>57772615
>>57772632
>>57772911
Colombia is one of the poorest coutries in the world and there are thousands of people who shit in the jungle or in the streets, or they just wipe their asses with other things.
Why is this so hard to digest for you? Is the truth
>>57774571
I'm saying even hobos can afford toilet paper sooner than they can afford the cheapest mcdonalds meal.
the most retarded statement is claiming Colombia's worse than Venezuela when even middle class people there have trouble accessing regular things like toilet paper or videogames, hell there's basically a curfew because everyone there knows going out at night means almost certain mugging due to it having the most dangerous cities in the world like Caracas.
that is not to say we aren't a shithole too but nowhere on their scale.
>>57774571
Have you been going too much to /lat/ recently?
>>57774571
Why are argentinians so arrogant and love to fell superior? Yes you are one of the most developed country in latin america.That doenst mean tha Colombia is shit.It is in no way one of the poorest countries in the world.
>>57769310
;_;
>>57774929
>Yes you are one of the most developed country in latin america.
I don't get their arrogance either. This is basically like winning gold at the special olympics.
Like congrats, you're still a mistake of God.
>>57775054
chicano
>>57774513
DEVUELVAN EL ORO
Is this real? Do SA pols really ask for the gold back from Spain?
On the bright side I've had sex with 2 Sexy venezolanas that just recently immigrated to Canada.
Keep sending cuties Venezuela bros.
>>57774723
>>57774835
Even if colombia is shit, cannot you tell high quality bait apart >>57774571
Stop beating stupid baits, faggots
>>57775317
Well he's not exactly wrong, Colombia is the country that shits on the streets the most in all of latin america.
>>57775292
Yes. Unironically even.
>>57775054
I dont know ameribro...winning the whellchair race or whellchair basketball competition is pretty based
>>57775317
*biting
>>57775142
>americans don't have perfectly good reasons to hate argentininians
>they must be mexican
>>57775382
I thought it was Bolivia
>>57775599
whatever you are, I know for sure you are fat
>>57775639
Well guess I remembered that map wrong then.
Also, really Chile?
>>57775760
>his country can't affors to buy food
We'd loan you some money to buy some but like all niggers you never pay your bills.
>>57756460
>Antofagasta
>>57773261
>They didn't use to be rare. In fact moot range banned all the IPs from their largest ISP because they used to flood the cite with CP.
I vaguely remember that. Does gommunism increase pedophilia?
