Why don't you have an inmatefu?
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/venessa-1941446.html
>>57689731
That's such a turn on. Knowing that the girl you're dating could turn on you any second.
>>57689731
>meet-an-inmate.com
Why is this allowed?
>>57689731
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/angelica-300067.html
hnnnngggggggg
>>57690307
>>57689731
>it doesn't tell you the charge
What a tease.
Based on the release dates I thought this would have to be at least manslaughter but then again this is the US.
>be qt grille
>commit crime
>go to gaol
>get even more beta orbiters
>>57689731
i'm too poor to commit now, no thanks
>I am a white woman
>>57690946
>those 'interests'
>>57689731
>Earliest Release Date: 2023
SHIIIEEEET
Gonna send her few jars.
>>57690946
Casino on saturday, church on sunday!
Woohoo!
>>57690307
HNNNG
>5'1"
woooo! oh yeah baby, daddy can't wait for you to get out
>136lbs
nevermind
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/debbi-40470-013.html
>t. Chola
>>57690307
>my favorite movie is Goodfellas
What a surprise.
I have a fetish for trashy women. This is goldmine for me.
Hnnnng
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/britney-161283.html
>>57690307
>those piercings
>>57692072
>white latina
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/amanda-18522673.html
Someone mail them a picture of a smug Pepe like we did to the Sheikh back in 2014.
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/jennifer-15-g-0637.html
How true do you think her story is?
>>57692634
He said he never received it
>>57692703
She tells you everything on her page dumbass.
>>57692315
>Parole eligibility date: 10-23-2083
Holy shit, what the fuck did she do?
>>57692782
I know a "seizure" caused it. Surely they wouldn't lock someone up for 5-15 for having a seizure, right?
>>57692981
She's probably like the real life Snoop from The>>57693021
Wire. Probably in for murder, possibly multiple.
>>57690946
>Americans think theyre white
and so do we
>>57692714
It's the good will that counts.
I hope some cheeky jailguard had a giggle at least.
>tfw no qt criminal gf