>whole world calls this thing a flute
>Anglos call it a "recorder"
This is the last straw.
Anglos are literally mentally retarded.
There's a difference between a recorder and a regular flute
>>57688103
A flute and recorder are different things, a recorder is a training instrument used by 9 year old girls.
>>57688103
That's a recorder.
Jerry, go home. You're drunk.
Come to think of it, you're probably home, drunk, and alone, so go to bed.
>>57688103
This is a flute, Kraut. They have different names because they are different instruments. They produce different sounds.
Recorders are for the purpose of training, and we got the word from the French.
>>57688444
>and we got the word from the French
Just like the rest of your "language"
>>57688769
are u a terrorist?
>>57688103
"straight flute"
>>57688233
"sideways flute"
>>57688832
are you a chink?
>>57688769
>sideways Germany can't even decide which language to use in their non-country
>>57688983
Statistically it's more likely that you're a terrorist than I'm Chinese, faggot Belgium queer
>>57688103
It's a recorder. It's what little girls practice on before they move onto boys
>>57688997
>his language got FRENCH'D beyond recognition
>>57688769
>a french extension calling itself a country spoke without permission
>>57689194
>that flag
>that post
>>57688149
>>57688233
>>57688444
ITT retards.
>a recorder is a training instrument used by 9 year old girls.
No, actually the recorder is fucking old, the type we use is at least 800 years old if not more, it used to be part of orchestras. Every culture has its own version of it, the greeks, the chinese everyone. It's not a children's toy.
>They have different names because they are different instruments.
Not so different, they're both in the woodwind family, actually. They sound different, but their function is the same, and they can be used interchangeably a lot, though the flute has greater range.
Now kindly fuck off and stop talking shit about things you know nothing about, morons.
>>57689306
>this damage control over the most shitty 'instrument' known to man
>>57689204
>>57689274
We bordered France for more than 1000 years and yet you're the one with the cucked up language.
>>57689391
>hurr durr I'm allergic to facts
Piss off Chang.
>>57689306
I suppose should rename the Clarinet, Oboe and Piccolo as a Flute now then.
Did anyone else have to practice these in elementary school?
>>57689515
Stole this post from right under my nose
>>57689490
>DUDE ALL WOODWIND INSTRUMENTS ARE FLUTES NOW LMAO
Kill yourself
>>57689306
>this level of orchestral ignorance
>"Now kindly fuck off and stop talking shit about things you know nothing about, morons."
For your sake, I'll assume you're trolling. Good day to you.
>>57689515
>>57689560
>>57689588
>all these anglos with 0 reading comprehension
Did I say anywhere they should be renamed? no.
Oh boy, have you really no shame? A fucking foreigner speaks your language better than you do. Let me guess y'all are first generation immigrants?
>>57689732
For someone claiming people have no reading comprehension I'd have thought you'd have at least skimmed through the argument you are participating in.
>>57689732
First off
>y'all
I cringed. Secondly your semantics are so retarded that it still implies you think it's absolutely fine that, although in the same family, both are clearly different instruments it's okay to be called the same thing. That's wrong, and you're a faggot
>>57689853
>implying someone participating in a conversation always have to take sides
pls go, you're embarrasing yourself Pajeet.
>>57688103
Who calls that a flute?
The plastic thing your picture shows is a recorder, used at elementary to middle schools. The flute is an entirely different instrument.
>>57690095
But that doesnt record anything. Its not fucking "recorder".
>>57690203
It's from a french word
>>57689900
>I cringed.
You're just jelly because everyone finds Canadian accents gross. I bet you'd give an arm and a leg to have a nice pleasant, southern drawl. But abuut that. It's never going to happen, eh? :^) Now tell me you're sorry.
>>57690262
Hey. ...my accent is like Canadian. Don't be a bully
>>57690262
Holy shit you mad
>>57689929
>they have different names because they are different instruments
>yeah but theyre not that different, but they sound different and have different ranges but theyre woodwind....
Literally what was the point of that argument you silly cunt
>>57690409
A cello and a viola are basically the same thing. I don't see why don't just call them both fiddles.
>>57690377
I woke up in a foul mood an hour ago. Somebody must pay.
>>57690406
I am quite buttblasted.
>>57690409
Literally nothing, I just tried to bring some knowledge into this boring discussion. Also if I got to call people names, that's just a bonus.
>>57690603
oh you...
>>57689440
Bro you are trying way to hard
>>57691645
i'm not wrong though senpai
>>57689440
>Your language is 100% French
>English is like 20%
You're like 5x as cucked m8.
>>57688103
I thought they were two different things tbf
>>57692339
same
>>57688149
Can confirm. We learned music on this in school when I was 6
>>57688149
This we learned to play them In the 4th grade. Litteraly the most useless Instrument.
>>57688103
Sweet flute
>>57688233
sideways flute
>>57696335
Anon pls, the recorder is the instrument of the patrician compared to the glockenspiel.
RECORDER IS GOD TIER LONG LIVE THE BAROQUE
>>57688103
De call it "sweet flute" here
People here don't get that the recorder everyone here knows is the "German fingering" one used for educational purposes.
Plebs the lot of you
>>57689440
>his entire capital converted to French in the span of a few years despite speaking Dutch before
>>57688103
"Sweet flute"
>>57688233
"Transverse flute"
>>57688103
HOT CROSS BUNS~!
HOT CROSS BUNS~!
https://youtu.be/_Frv85_twbc?t=6s
WTF I hate Anglos now
>>57699531
mama mia
>pine apple
>>57699951
the only proper name for the fruit desu
>>57688149
It doesn't change the fact that it's a wooden stick with holes inside
>Outlanders call the PokeRecorder the "PokeFlute"
non-anglos are weird.
>>57689306
>Every culture has its own version of it, the greeks, the chinese everyone. It's not a children's toy.
Yes and our version is called the recorder and only children play it here so its a child's toy to our version of it
>They sound different, but their function is the same
This doesn't mean they are the same fucking instrument you dumb mong, are the tuba and trombone the same instrument because they can make similar noises and are both in the brass family?
>>57688103
Hey fuckface here's an idea, maybe, just maybe
Hold the fucking phone
People call things by different names in different places?
>learn how to play the recorder in elementary school.
>move strict to saxophone in middle school
>become really fucking good at it
>everyone is impressed because saxophone is supposedly a difficult instrument to learn
If you can play the recorder. You can play the alto sax.
stupid Jerry cunt
Pulled your pants down there ain't ya
>>57688135
>>57688149
>>57688220
>>57688233
wtf
>>57688103
We had to learn how to play these things in school. Every single music lesson you'd have 30 kids blowing as hard as they could into them and the music teacher shouting at the top of his lungs for us to shut up and stop the screeching. I still laugh when I think about that.
>>57701158
kek we had same here
>>57701158
>>57701195
Jej. We had this one ultrabitch of a teacher who we all called "the recorder nazi" in 4th grade. You ever see the movie Whiplash about the drummers? Kinda like that but in 4th grade. We blew into those plastic dildos all fucking day.
Kek they really do? I always thought it was just Japs with their usual Engrish in the infamous Zelda I NES/FDS intro
Oh memories are suddenly flooding back.
Did anyone else have their recorders with a piece of colored string attached and the colored string represented how good you were at the recorder?
>>57701346
I just remember being told that I would never amount to anything if I couldn't learn how to play recorder. Fucking psycho cunt. NOT MY FUCKING TEMPO.
>>57701346
>Did anyone else have their recorders with a piece of colored string attached and the colored string represented how good you were at the recorder?
Yup.
I only got the first one lel.
>>57689306
>They're different but they shouldn't have different names
kys
>>57701290
Our teacher was like that too. I remember one time we were playing chinese whispers, and it was around the time that purple monkey dishwasher thing was on the simpsons. He started off giving us a message and when it got back to him with purple monkey dishwasher added on the end he got really angry and went back around the line asking each kid what they said to try and single out who added it. I can't remember exactly how the kid who added it managed to escape, but he did, and that made the teacher even more angry.
