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The bloody tories edition
yasuho
Arac
willies inside fannies
I've had it UP TO ERE with these BLOODY ETON TORIES *swigs pint of john smiths*
>>57681969
a beautiful english belle <3
>>57681953
>>>/mu/
>>57682013
it has to have http, you spaz
fucking eejits
queue
whim
...wait...London actually has a Muslim mayor?
pfft...hehe....hehe..he....he
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
I'm sorry I can't -
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I'm sorry I can't hold it in
Why?
>Leicester win the league
>Spurs finish second
>City scrape fourth
>United miss out on CL
>Chelsea finish midtable
>All promoted teams stay up including tiny Bournemouth
>Sunderland managed by Big Sam get relegated
>Newcastle managed by Rafa get relegated
>Aston Villa RIP
Who could have predicted this season?
Praying that Leicester win the league
>>57682083
i stopped browing mu a year ago because of the relentless shitposting
makes me wonder why i post here instead
>>57681969
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>>57682127
crashing the (you) market wtih survov nonmfn the survibv
>>57682124
no one fucking cares
>>57682108
>>Sunderland managed by Big Sam get relegated
>>Aston Villa RIP
really wasn't hard to predict
>>57682099
umm because we're not racests like u mr trump >_>
>>57682108
>>Sunderland managed by Big Sam get relegated
>>Newcastle managed by Rafa get relegated
>>Aston Villa RIP
expected this tb h
>>57682054
lovely bottom
RIGHT you lot
Don't even get me FACKIN' started on those BLOODY TORIES giving them BANKERS those BLOODY BONUSES
>57682169
My good friend, I cannot help but notice that you have posted a link in your post there. But, as I am sure you are well aware by now, I don't open links ITT. All that time you spent going to 'Let me Google that for you', typing in the query, copying the link, pasting it, filling out the CAPTCHA and hoping for replies praising your wit are lost on me. Because I NEVER click links in this thread.
>that comment at 5:57
https://youtu.be/3h48FdCS3Vg?t=5m40s
>>57682186
Good post
Hi friends, what's happening across the pond? What are you up to this evening? Mind if I hang out in your thread? My Great-Great-Grandmother was from Cornwall, so I'm basically British.
pic related
>>57682168
Newcastle gettin relegated is he only high point of this season. Can't believe we are getting battered 3-0. Hope me dinner is ready soon.
>>57682143
potentially all me
>>57682143
OH YOU'VE REALLY FUCKED IT NOW MATE, WELL DONE ARSEHOLE
>>57682160
If Big Sam had been at Sunderland since the beginning of the season, they'd not be where they are now.
>>57682108
>Aston Villa RIP
thought this season was going to be one
yeah we've been shit the last 5 years but we're going to finish comfy midtable this time
>>57682232
yeh she looks cornish. the dumpy sow.
Can someone remind me to get my bread out of the oven at 18:27.
Thank you.
>>57682237
why would manu fans hate newcastle?
Can someone remind me to get my head out of the oven at 18:27.
Thank you.
Lads
How did you stop watching porn? it's hard, when you're bored and have nothing to do, the urge is just there and you convince yourself to give in.
>>57682273
>6 hours in the oven
reckon it might be a bit burnt lad
>>57682273
your bread's ready mate
>poor people rushing to defend the international financial elite that run the country
you cannot make this up
>>57682273
get your bread out of the oven at 18:27
>>57682127
Come to /ck/
>>57682260
>implying Big Sam is a good manager
>>57682236
I'd go through that ayy lmao looking bird on the right like diarrhoea
>>57682326
good post
>>57682319
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>>57682326
Haha! Very funny lads! Great posts! Love the humour!
Do us ALL a favour and fuck off :)
feel like the 100kg bench is close
>the international financial elite that run the country
>>57682349
no one fucking cares
>>57682323
>why yes I do come on /brit/ purely to bait
>>57682232
my mate fingered her outside a nappy night disco in Grimsby
>>57682289
They're a big club and it's funny to see a big club go down, plus Rafa.
all of these shitholes should be removed from the EU or at least denied free movement
>>57682347
Clearly you're a fucking retard who knows fuck all about football.
>>57682289
Don't hate em, just think it's funny because keegan was a massive prick in the 90s.
havent yet finished my dinner but i need to shit some poo out of my anus
im going to go squeeze a turgid mass of foul foecal shitlumps out of my rectum and deposit them in the toilet
>im going to go squeeze a turgid mass of foul foecal shitlumps out of my rectum and deposit them in the toilet
>>57682407
Fuck off Yank
bog sim, his sargon
>'I didn't study politics by reading books. I did it by living it': -Sadiq Khan
>I didn't go to film school, I went to films. -Quentin fagrantino
what did they mean by this
>>57682420
Rasheed
>>57682449
my chest is free
faecal* fucksake
>>57682458
impressive speed
>>57682408
if some people on here weren't so unironically stupid and angry it wouldnt be so fruitful. I chat about grime and politics and plenty of other things, just enjoying the easily triggered rorke is nothing to be ashamed of
>>57682489
pavel
oinggay otay artstay eakingspay inway igpay atinlay omfray ownay onway adslay
>>57682410
kek. I looked up her childhood home on Google maps, it's apparently a liquor store now. I really want to take a trip there someday and get wasted on the stoop outside Gram's house.
>>57682573
illskay ourselfyay
>>57682573
fucking swear to god i thought of this gimmick this morning
you cunt
you fucking cunt
you evil little bitch
i was going to make it
it was going to be mine
MINE
fuck
shit
cock
>>57682530
>I chat about grime and politics
sox in a fedora.jpg
>>57682573
Please don't it's not the 80s
rolling
>>57682572
Ahh yes what a admirable and noble people with their child soldiers
whenever i'm in a supermarket i really feel like i'm better than everyone else. everyone is so slow, so unaware, just wandering about in their normie automaton haze, you can barely call them conscious.
>>57682609
for future reference lad
>>57682573
no one fucking cares
>>57682616
>Edgar Allen Por
>>57682639
the consumerist drones in their natural habitat
>there was a pig latin line in the song im listening to just after i posted >>57682606
im about to transcend this mortal plane
>>57682613
ootay atelay adlay
>>57682606
aimedclay itway asway ymay immickgay I'mway afraidway umchay
Me with the dosh
>>57682644
cheers lad
and then i told him those bloody BANKERS with their bloody BONUSES!!!
>tfw asda delivery is an hour and a half late
the guy did call me at five to say he'd be here in half an hour. should i call back or leave it? i don't care about the lateness so much as actually getting it at some point today
/blogpost
>>57682474
ergo sum
>the consumerist drones in their natural habitat
WW2 was an organised satanic illuminati massacre, the explosive bloodshed allowed many top nazis to transcend the mortal realm
need my shitpipe cleaned out
>>57682530
/brit/ is clearly a right wing general, the fact that you come here to bait just shows how much of a child you are.
>>57682693
how much do you earn in a week again gazza?
and how much is that bottle of grey goose you're buying?
you ain't got enough mate, here's £20 to help you out
>>57682693
Went to an after party at that night club years ago, still looks as shit as it did then.
>>57682693
>>57682726
the butterfield diet is working i see
>>57682759
>reeee get out of my echo chamber
>>57682685
was it that kanye one from watch the throne
>>57682693
state of gervinho on the right
>vip area in a club
have any of you lads ever paid for this experience? seems pretty redic
>>57682730
call and ask for the delivery charge to be refunded tbqh
>/brit/ STILL hasn't refuted this
Your third eyes are closed I see
>>57682186
excellent post
headed to my town synagogue
el britANO
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
>>57682802
yh x
>>57682839
>not just sitting in the cordoned off tables over and over again until the bouncers tell you one more time and they'll kick you out
>>57682715
>>57682183
>>57682073
Bit of a shit gimmick iyam (if you ask me)
right wing generals:
Pinochet
Mladic
/brit/
>>57682841
got a delivery pass innit
>>57682928
kek
>>57682928 (You)
good post
>>57682839
Going to clubs? Nah. Never discovered the "fun" about it ether. No point in drinking and dancing when the hoplites will snap back to reality in the morning and begin their mundane lives again
>>57682928
quality post
ah jus DOENT understaen this tracy emin ART!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APtj3EvhfWA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_fCqg92qks
Never forget
this thread is a bit shit lads, gonna go get a sausage roll from Greggs, you want anything?
>>57682982
rat poison
think i should have some breaky lads
bit hungry
Why do male normies enjoy explosions in movies? Like what goes through their minds when they see a big explosion in a film?
>>57683008
rad dude
>>57683008
'Wew'
>>57682982
Steak bake and one of them pizzas. Can of tizer if poss
>>57682982
2 chicken katsu bakes please mate
>>57683008
cumming
>>57682982
had a ginsters microwave sausage roll earlier
was a tad grim
Why couldn't spuds just lose lads
i'mma dance my heart out to the dawn
>>57682982
sausage bean melt and a yum yum please la
>>57683008
they are vicariously experiencing danger they would never experience IRL
>>57682982
a 9 year old white female
and a cornetto
>>57682982
in greggs?
why do teenagers work at every fucking co op
>>57683136
cheap labour
>>57683008
dont care but her milky, blue veined skin is quite appetising
>>57683135
yeah in Greggs
has anyone tried the steak and cheese roll?
>>57683008
nothing really, it's just there and they know they're supposed to like it
>>57683136
have a guess
>>57682639
Holy shit this. Their disconnection from reality is really irritating, and concerning.
>>57683187
from greggs?
bros gordon ramsay called someone a pillock. What's that mean?
Really want a dog but also want to be rich enough to be able to not have a job and care for it properly.
Lads, I have just discovered Sarah Beeny. She's an absolute semen demon.
Please post all your pics of her.
Regards, from Swedistan.
>greggs
only ever seen these at motorway services 2bh, i can't imagine what it must be like living somewhere like that
alright lads
who will support me
>>57683220
A stupid person.
>>57683242
I'll sign it desu
Gonna bake shortbread, lads. Good idea?
>>57683241
theres two on every high street in birmingham lad
ate my dinner in the end without a poo because i farted and the need to poo mostly left but its still there so i will do my poo poo now but dont worry ill get on my phone and tell you how it goes
>>57682639
they all think the same about you
*jogs on*
>>57683221
if you get one PLEASE clean after it
fucking dickhead around here uses the same footpath to walk his mutt every day and leaves shit all over the path
how long until dark souls 3 unlocks
>>57683241
Why do euros go on about their meme cuisine so much?
Every cooking youtube vid there's a euro sperging out that the dish isn't traditional or some shit
>>57683241
its just a bakery m8 their pretty common
>>57682964
You got to club for the choons
>>57682928
lyl
what does it mean if a girl is obsessed with cats?
>>57682639
hate shopping
walk around too fast and everyone gets in my bloody way
just do it online desu
>>57683272
nah make long bread instead, will last longer
>>57683275
ayy true that, selly doesnt have one so i forgot
>>57683297
Litter makes a pig out of you tbqh lad. Definitely wouldn't litter shite.
>>57683314
>their
reeeee
>>57683314
lol what
>>57683242
I would sign and share it on my facebook to help me look edgy haha
>>57683277
They aren't capable of thought when stuck in their normie cultural void hypnosis, so I wouldn't say so "mate"
>>57683324
She probably says meow for shits and giggles.
real nigga talk
Lads. We invented giant chunks of metal that can float and giant chunks of metal that can literally fly. Are humans above nature?
>>57683314
>pretty common
that's my point haha
>>57683305
i dunno desu lad, madrid food isn't that great. Tortilla is GOAT but mainly the good food here is mejican imo
>>57683314
>pretty common
there's none anywhere near where i live, never tried a greggs
>>57683171
Perfectly natural reaction lad.
>>57683324
Caring and loving personality but distrustful of men.
>>57683400
ah yes the cultural powerhouse of tenerife
>>57682639
if anyone feels like perspiring I'd invite you to go ahead because I'm sure going to
looking at fannies on the internet lads
>>57683375
Oh fuck off you mentally ill wretch
Poo watch: did a wee first
Poo #1 is coming slowly but gently. Almost pleasurable
>>57683466
NORTHERN POWERHOUSE
>>57683406
>we
no just me
>>57683497
how tall is this lad
>>57683502
all me
>>57682839
once got into the VIP area of a canadian club some millionaire had rented out because he liked my accent
bottle services and everything all for free
good lad
>>57683479
illegal
saw some ducklings today lads, they were so cute and tiny, must have hatched recently
Poo#2 almost feels like it's not there but I know there was more than one. Allowing recovery time from poo #1 before working on the sequel
>>57682928
quite funny
>>57683529
5' 11 i think
>>57683546
>Dave forced to resign
>Gideon demolished in the budget
>Boris BTFO over Europe
She is literally going to be our next PM and I can't fucking wait
>>57683546
fuck off theresa you sket
You think i'm being edgy or facetious when I say normies are in a state of programmed automaton hypnosis 99% of the time but if you remove yourself from the popcult normie stage set roleplaying game and just observe it for a bit you'll understand that this is undeniable.
>>57683609
are you a masochist or peter hitchens?
>>57683529
7'2
holidays:
pleb:
>zante
>amsterdam
>marbella
fedora:
>iceland
>morrocco
>copenhagen
>>57683601
i could put him on his arse in a matter of seconds
>>57683624
fantastic bait, best i've seen in a while on brit
>You think i'm being edgy or facetious when I say normies are in a state of programmed automaton hypnosis 99% of the time but if you remove yourself from the popcult normie stage set roleplaying game and just observe it for a bit you'll understand that this is undeniable.
>>57683609
>implying
>>57683497
FACT Brits are the most powerful race on earth !
Oooohhhh poo #2 is going to be a struggle. Going to take some aerobic exercise to get it to the anal bumhole, let alone the shitwater bowl below
>>57683651
eternal goat: Ljubljana, Budapest, Geneva, Prague, Brussels, Thessaloniki, Gothenburg, Oslo, Riga, Warsaw, Vilnius, Bilbao
>>57683609
>I can't fucking wait
m8....
>>57683651
Been two 2 of the pleb destinations and one of the fedorable ones.
>it's a bucks pooposting episode
roast potatoes were very yummy and crispy today mmmmmm
>>57683651
says the one from spain
I love anime!
>>57683572
>>57683675
*sucks it out of your arse*
>>57683651
Morocco and Copenhagen are normie Easyjet weekend romantic breaks lad
mum just came in to my room and said about how she noticed that thing on my neck when i came back from uni
told me to be safe and take precautions because i don't want to be getting diseases and stuff
told her to fuck off the silly bint
>>57683687
>brussels
stopped reading there
>>57683497
LONG TERM ECONOMIC PLAN
>>57683687
mate I've been to Brussels and it is FUCKING SHIT
>>57683641
I work for the security services, police state does wonders for my promotion opportunities
@1
nonce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipz9NTF3WYI
#BANTERSAURUS
you know what yeah? if you aren't a normie do you fancy fucking off out this general? honestly nobody wants you here and your little sperg opinion counts for nothing
>I rate Rory McIlroy
>>57683742
they are really just cheap flight locations
me and the gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK5bWjQG0M4
>>57683742
Used to go summer school there and also spent half of my life in and around Bruxelles. Still can't speak French or Fleming.
>>57683687
a highly respectable list
>>57683701
i'm on 1 of each being honest
>>57683720
poo
>>57683728
hmmm, could be fair. Copenhagen is a hat version of amsterdam imo and morrocco is hat if you go travelling there, pleb if you sit on a beach there
>>57683777
fuck me
and people say americans are bad
>>57683777
this flight to ibiza is better 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uRcyFS7Bgk
>>57683777
fucking animals
>>57683730
Howled at this and the bathroom acoustics made it sound excellent
Poo #2 is out of the hangar and on the runway so to speak, but the fucker is shy and does not want to take off. May have to resort to a caesarian
>>57683670
>failed as Education Minister
No chance
slags
>>57683844
wew
>>57683844
Those tattoos are fucking awful.
Almost as hideous as her face.
>>57682169
bad boys bad boys..whaccew gonnaa doooooo
>>57683870
whats her hourly rate?
>>57683866
""""""""""""""""failed""""""""""""""""
>>57683870
like this slag desu, nice camel toe
>>57683844
Ooooff
>>57683844
she is fucking atrocious
like ugly x2
what do you think of outtie vaginas lads?
>>57683864
nice
>>57683844
nice
where did her tattoo disappear to on the left pic
>>57683909
Co-op pays here £5.30 an hour
continuing to not wank
>>57683870
she looks quite nice
>>57683862
fucking shit hook
but that bloke on the flight was jokes
>>57683777
good got! that's just plain vile
>>57683771
hahah
>>57683956
i want to bite the sticky out bits off
Breaks my heart that pirates spend their whole lives following a map, when the real treasure is the friendships they build along the way.
new pics from her twitter
>>57683973
so minimum wage then
having a big bowl of 50/50 bran flakes/coco pops x
whats your fav porn site?
>>57684010
:') good post
>>57683844
Bet her gommie knickers were made by slave children in Bangladesh
Might do a handstand to confuse my poo and then quickly flip over to male gravity pull it out
Edit: doing some weak farts. Takeoff imminent imo
>>57683833
GOAT show
>>57683844
How old is she?
>>57684045
BOO
LOO
>>57684016
Is that Rosy?
>>57684045
still xvideos
>the conservative party
>actually a bunch of far-left socialists and cultural marxists
????
gonna have sex on tuesday wednesday thursday and friday lads
gf is back home
>>57684028
I'd say those are more slappers
>>57683997
So sad!
government policy proposal: the barely-surviving wage
>>57684071
the beautiful seductress herself
>>57684083
alri craig
>>57684083
What about tomoz? And tonight for the matter? I'm gonna stick me fingers in the bird later on see where it gets me.
>>57684055
fuck off you unfunny cunt
FORK IT YA CUNTS!!! FFFFORK ITTTT!!!!!!!
government policy proposal: austerity, but not for the people who vote for us
>>57684085
don't care what they're called
would still get my willy rammed inside them
>>57683972
left is commitslut
right is slagtits
lovely names
https://my.mixtape.moe/lvmuvc.mp4
might move to scunthorpe
anybody want to come with me?
So, when are you cunts leaving the EU ?
Can't wait.
4 and i do a wank
9 and i get a takeaway
After all that, poo #2 was utterly miniscule. #3 followed soon after and came out in 4 tiny bits - you could say it was 4 poos, bringing me to 6 overall. I feel #7's presence.
>>57684045
Jizzman or xmoviesforyou
The ads are annoying but full HD vids for free
>>57684061
For a woman like this, for a passion like this, for a threat like this; I'd dare to kill.
>>57684172
I've never been to scunthorpe
>>57684177
now what
>>57684120
letting her settle back in
going to meet her tuesday
*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*
Minorities?
Nah, leave that to the French.
>>57684184
see a doctor
>>57684172
yeah, i'll come to visit
never been
southampton was alri though
>>57684197
it's a beautiful place
>>57684165
She's trying so hard to be slagtits
Sad
government policy proposal: accept more economic immigrants to drive down low paying wages even more to make the rich even richer
>>57684214
not a very long joke
>>57684153
Both these two look absolutely batshit crazy. Would still smash 'em though.
>>57684123
sheesh, I always thought she's way older.
>>57684214
>making out
foy
>>57684233
My bowelets are in perfect condition you racist
>>57684262
ummmm woah
okay
>>57684270
she was plastering her arse on twitter and instagram well before she turned 18
used to do poos without the toilet seat up, just sitting on the edge of the bowl when i was younger
was supposed to be practice for emergencies
>>57684242
so sad!
>>57684184
k, keep me posted
*does a sick guitar solo and you're all like looking on in awe and slags are throwing their knickers at me and that*
>>57684165
ah yes the future vanguard of the revolution
watching h3h3 productions
FUCK FUCK FUCK
I turned my VPN off while sending those phishing emails
>>57684300
ha ha, it's just banter
>>57684319
*baxxes your head with the side of the mic*
@57684339
do not give him attention
lads you seen these yanks giving their kids bleach enemas to stop autism?
kids are literally shitting out the lining of their small intestines
>>57684315
#7 proves elusive, despite my breakfast Weetabix. May just wipe and be done with it
*turns into a bonafide cunt*
>>57684270
they're all 18
>>57684197
gonna do both
>>57684319
guitar solos are so 90s
you wanna check this sick drop I just made on fruity loops
>>57684353
sexist
>>57684376
you fucking what
>>57683844
>commie panties
Would smash and never call again
>>57684419
I'm allowed to say that word
>>57684382
Aisha at least looks like it.
>>57684302
Good communist values.
do you ever wonder what your life would be like if your mum never got you vaccinated?
i blame her fully for my autistic mind state
>>57684376
It's a standard decalcification procedure. I can tell you've got a crusty pineal just from your posting style.
feminism is my god now
*fancies a crack at the Mick*
Fuck lads just been looking at an escorts website
There's a girl booked daytime and evening for an entire month who charges £300/hr, and £650 for a dinner date. So average £500 per session, £1000 a day
>a woman can make £1000 a day by just having sex
This blows my mind
>>57684212
Considerate desu good man.
got nothing but contempt for women
>>57684376
the fuck are you on about?
>>57684376
does it stop the autism though?
>>57684421
>>>/pol/70540609
Yanks mate, absolutely fucked, the lot of them
>>57684460
there's no such thing as feminism or feminists
there are only normal human beings and sexists
>>57684448
makes u succ*
>>57684468
supply and demand
>>57684339
very dull story arc
nobody cares about this character btw
>>57684512
>makes
NEW
https://www.reddit.com/r/CuckoldCommunity/comments/4e6tav/brit/
NEW
https://www.reddit.com/r/CuckoldCommunity/comments/4e6tav/brit/
NEW!
https://www.reddit.com/r/CuckoldCommunity/comments/4e6tav/brit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcGGfojS58U
Currently in a kush coma 2bh lads
>>57684488
abhorrent
>>57684468
What's weird is that more women don't do it. As as woman, you're only valuable as long as you're young, perky, tight and attractive. Men can and will literally pay hundreds just to put their willy inside you (or tug it to you over cam).
Any girl over 18 not whoring herself out for money is missing out on easy money.
>>57684504
not an argument
>>57684376
I don't fucking understand what the fuck they are thinking
>>57684531
yes
what njow runt?
>>57684556
Danny Brown should still be homeless 2bh
whippin the yam
whippin and flippin the yam
>just got 200k off mummy lads
ahh yes, VERY tax efficient
>>57684596
more please
>>57684590
... wait this is real?!
wish warmfreshpaint would do fuck each other instead of making out and fiddling with their dicks desu
wouldnt mind someone linking me to a vid of that if they have
>>57684579
Most of the English ones on this website are students at university aged 18-22
If I was a girl I would do it to pay the tuition fees
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4b0tdc/wheres_my_snare_i_have_no_snare_in_my_headphones/
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4b0tdc/wheres_my_snare_i_have_no_snare_in_my_headphones/
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4b0tdc/wheres_my_snare_i_have_no_snare_in_my_headphones/
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>>57684699
i willingly succ'd, now I would like more please
>>57684579
some girls have self respect and effics
>>57682639
>um e-excuse me
>scuse me
>pardon
>excuse
>c-an I get past please
>excuse me
>thanks
>>57683008
its strange that there are more explosions now but significantly less gore/blood
in fact its rare to see any blood beyond a few drops in a blockbuster today
compare that to decades ago when the action was significantly more "down to earth" but there was also FAR more blood.
>>57684376
>murica
surprised it took them so long desu
>>57684579
It's basically crabs in a bucket. The only reason women don't do it is because they judge each other as sluts if they do, The ones who have accepted their sluthood are the ascendant.
>>57681969
Why is she upset
