>finally kiss girl
>wake up
>still kissless virgin
>tfw had a dream about finally rising a bike
>wake up
;__;
>>57677365
>girls actually date rape guys in Portugal
>have qt japanese gf
>wake up
>>57677365
>meet a girl
>marry her
>grow old with many children
>wake up
>go to work
>>57677365
I finally got a gf and I'm constantly kissing her because of how many years I went with this feel, we kissed for like 2 hours yesterday
>>57678533
>L-lewdtugal
>>57679245
>>57679781
but why poland
>>57679245
>tfw sort of know this feel
>>57679245
I know that feel.
I spent 2 consecutive days enjoying HD 60fps porn when I finally received good internet. You can literally assess the consistency of her vaginal secretions to determine if it's squirt or piss.
>be me
>be yesterday
>ex gf lies to her current bf so she can come over for 20 minutes just to fuck me
Being used is bretty cool.
>>57679245
yeah I did the same but with stroking her lmao
she says she likes it at least
>>57680363
Just sent her bf a text about her infidelity.
Prepare for a beatdown, dude. No one violates the bro-code.
>>57680428
funny I stroke her hair a lot too
god I hope it doesn't come across as desperate
>>57680449
Kek. I've already beat the shit out of him once before. He's a little skinny bitch.
>>57680619
>int, where every poster is a buff alpha male living the dream life
>>57680595
I didn't tell her I was a virgin she thinks I'm fairly experienced
>have depression
>rely on medication to feel normal and not want to kill myself
YOU CAN NOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>57680662
Seriously. He had some kind of lymphoma some years ago, built like a stick.
>>57680719
lol me too
I watched a lot of amateur porn and practiced on a pillow studying in advance
>>57680619
>TFW my backup has been pummelled
Sorry bro, whores be whores.
>>57680727
well then drop your medication because you makes you complain and post memes all day
>>57680288
Wow it seems pretty cool.
>>57680727
Just try shitposting across the board. Even if you don't receive (you)s it's fun.
>>57680838
I did that for a few months. It made the depression worse and I actually thought about how I would kill myself as opposed to just wanting to die.
>have dream where I legitimately fall in love, brain produces all of the chemicals involved
>feel intense attraction/connection to dream grill
>wake up
>still in love with a product of my own mind for the next week
>>57680288
tfw need 144hz porn
Hey you guys could be worse.
Could be that creepy Canadian that has posted 60 threads over the last 3 days because I won't return his fucking emails.
Fucking stalker.
>>57680903
If your internet speed is okay, head to the 60fps of eporner and watch. It's more lifelike and erotic.
>TFW waiting for cheap 4K panels to start UHD porn hoarding.
>>57680985
you should lead him on a little bit more dont end it here, that meme has some serious potential
>>57681043
No thanks. I'm hoping he'll kill himself.
>>57681123
yeah but nah lead him on
>>57681123
Does he know where you live? I may or may not have told him to track you down and rape/murder you.
>>57681220
if he knew he would be planning the rape not shitposting here
>kiss a girl
>wake up
>missing a kidney and have an ice cube in my nostril
Every time
>>57681447
How many kidneys have you lost so far? I lost count.
