John Oliver's wife is an American and veteran combat medic who's active in the Republican party. Do American women really buy the English accent meme? And so much so that they'll marry a gangly bong who they seemingly have nothing in common with?
How the hell did he get her?
>>57648911
Money
>>57648872
No. John Oliver is just beta enough to stay with her to be repectful, gentlemanly and raise her girlfriends kids.
Women are like spiders and men are like grasshoppers.
CURRENT YEAR
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>>57648911
>implying she isn't an escort who John pays to pretend to be his wife
How many times do you think he shares her per week?
>>57648872
This pic is depressing
>>57648911
money, charm, humor, huge donkey cock, not being that ugly etc
Politics are an infinitesimal part of the human experience. Basing your life partner off that alone is moronic and something only a legit brainwashed looney would do.
>>57648872
>veteran combat medic
Who wears the condom in that relationship?
>>57649127
Tyrone.
Conservative women cannot resist alpha, manly Liberal men
Conservative men are the real cucks, it's been known for centuries
>>57649153
Ouch....
>>57649173
Is that why Muslims get so many Christian women?
>>57649173
>alpha, manly Liberal men
>>57648872
While John is a cunt with retarded political views he seems to be a pretty charismatic guy who is famous+moderately attractive, I'm sure his wife can get by his views if she likes his personality (and fame)
>>57648911
Money, lots of it.
Imagine how much young cock she got while in the military. She could've easily married some attractive Marine. But instead she chose the jew-looking bong with a funny face and yellow teeth.
>>57649173
>Conservative men are the real cucks, it's been known for centuries
No they're just not really interested in women.
>>57649173
>manly liberal men
Alpha women like weakling men.
>>57649258
>falling for the meme
Pic related, a muslimah married to a Democratic politician
>>57648872
He lives in USA. No wonder he has an American wife.
>>57649389
And a Jew at that.
>>57649372
>>57649371
>>57649319
Is there a problem, conservacucks? We're going to marry all your women and put pink mohawks on them and make liberalism the law of the land
>>57649389
Wow! How do goyish men even compete?
He literally met her while he was being limey meme man but remember part of the Daily Show shtick was that liberals can agree with moderate republicans about things like Supporting The Troops
What if they actually have calm reasonable discussion on political topics they disagree on?
Maybe they do it as pillow talk or something.
>>57648872
Because he's the one who fetches.
/thread
>>57648872
>>57648911
American girls crave the BBC (BIG BRITISH COCK)
>>57649351
>Medic
She didn't get cock. She got pegged with medical equipment by army dykes.
>>57649389
Weiner isn't a Christian...?
>>57649529
That's my fetish and I'm a conservative Dem.
What now?
>>57649620
SCALLY BOIS
>>57649635
Just as I've known all along, conservative men love being cucked by the big liberal cock
>>57649635
>conservative dem
what does this mean? the equivalent of a Northeastern Republican?
>>57649698
t. gets a black boy from the projects to cuck him and his landwhale wife he calls a "conservative trophy"
>>57649704
Virtually.
>>57649704
democratic means populist, not liberal. similarly, republican means elitist. many political concepts and isms are two sides of the same coin.
>>57649863
t. kissless virgin conservative helpless to do anything as his women get ravaged by alpha liberals and convert to feminism
>>57649635
Combat medics are the equivalent of nurses. She held the rank of specialist, which mean she hanged with a bunch of horny rednecks, all day, on a middle east desert. The rest, i will leave for your imagination.
>>57648872
British accents are hot af
>>57649967
t. handholdless feminist who got ran over by a proud conservative woman when trying to block a highway for #blacklivesmatter
admit that if they were to ever stray from the city your women would become hillbilly fuck toys overnight
>>57650178
>No conservative black gf to make beautiful mulatto babies with
Did it ever occur to any of you that John Oliver only cucks it up as much as he does for the easy ratings from progressive, millenial hipsters?
>>57649967
>I am a staunch liberal Democrat.... After one coffee, I sensed this man was different. He was intelligent, funny, kind, ambitious and insanely attractive....proudly boasted about how he voted for George W. Bush.
http://www.yourtango.com/2012161445/im-liberal-hes-conservative-should-we-still-date
>Thus it’s possible but improbable that I’ll seriously date a liberal.
http://time.com/7197/why-i-cant-date-a-liberal/
>I was born...quite possibly the most liberal city in America...My husband is a Republican...
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/10/04/the-presidential-debate-as-seen-by-a-conservative-husband-and-a-liberal-wife.html
>My husband has become increasingly conservative...I have been a lifelong Democrat...I even voted for Mitt Romney
https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/ask-amy-conservative-husband-mocks-criticizes-liberal-wife/2012/12/21/57096596-4af7-11e2-a6a6-aabac85e8036_story.html
>For 33 years, I’ve been happily married...He’s a professional conservative Republican
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jeanne-safer-phd/love-him-hate-his-politics_b_4138912.html
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/08/19/fashion/19Lady.html
For every lardass social reject you take from the conservative community, we take 3 punk chicks and conver them to acting like proper belles.
>lib bois on suicide watch
>>57650178
>right wing
>biracial
pick one and only one
