Howdy germanic servants! Check it out, I'm made out of Gold!
t. Charlemagne
Charlemagne was black
Other kings, are you even trying?
Wasn't Charlemagne French?
>>57646586
>Charlemagne
Sounds French.
>>57646586
Gold is indeed a valuable commodity
I have no choice but to submit to my servile instincts.
>>57646926
Do people actuqlly believe this?
>>57646926
We really should be putting this stuff into text books.
>>57646864
WUZ
>>57646992
Yes, tons actually
I've met people that say people like Mozart, Leonardo da Vinci, Julius Caesar, Alexander the Great, and Shun Tzu were black.
Finally, after many years of subservience, I have secured myself a piece of territory for me and my fellow haplotype-sharing subjects. Even though this feat was only possible after my superior subjugators died, I consider my achievment a super human feat. I am a God. I will finally world relevance by becoming the most loyal servant of the pope and give him all my money.
t. Otto the >great
>>57647264
Please excuse me. I couldn't help but notice that your definition of God wildy differs from my own. I am also of the belief that the Vatican is corrupt and therefor should not receive our support. I will now engange in petty squables so my vision of an abstract concept becomes the most relevant.
t. Martin Luther
