How can I go to Norwegian prison?
Burn some historical churches, start a band and then stab your bandmate
>>57645347
I think he will get shot for that
Shoot dead some children on an island
>>57645422
This can't be real.
Better than my college dorm.
literally only a handful, if that, which looks this good, theres suicides and shit in prisons all the time, you just dont hear about that
Finnish prison
>>57645422
5/5 would get caught
to be honest I had this idea about moving to norway, getting citizenship, and then starting a drug empire over there simply because the prisons are so lax.
id make millions, hide the money in offshore accounts, and spend a few years in whats essentially a hotel
I mean if I was selling so much weight here id be assraped for who knows how long. not in norway
>>57645297
kek
Have you heard about the 90's french Bonnie and Clyde?
Ultra-leftists, cop-killers. bf died. Florence Rey was caught alive, it's unclear if she shot a cop herself.
In prison she was able to get a college degree. At her release, she was hired by a movie producer who visited her when she was in jail.
And here I am, too poor to get an education because high rent and low wages.
dutch prison
>>57645480
http://www.pri.org/stories/2015-04-15/finlands-open-prisons-inmates-have-keys
They earn about $8 an hour, have cell phones, do their grocery shopping in town and get three days of vacation every couple of months. They pay rent to the prison; they choose to study for a university degree in town instead of working, they get a subsidy for it; they sometimes take supervised camping and fishing trips.
Its like a hotel where you can study
do they get to use internet? i would do life in prison at these places if they get to use internet. no job, decent accommodations, probably a decent library service. if they can also use internet it's better than my life ever will be.
>>57645297
these fucking nordic countries are heaven on earth and they're trying to ruin it by importing millions of third worlders.
bulgarian prisoners get coca cola
Nordic prison feels much like a drug treatment or recovery place would here.
So, just get addicted to drugs.
t: in treatment place
>>57645297
Be Norwegian. Foreigners get worse prisons.
Anyhow, the really cushy ones are for relatively minor crimes. Part of rehabilitation.
What le fug, it this real? Rooms at those pics looks much better than my shithole inside old commieblock.
>>57645762
TELL ME HOW TO GET LIFE IMPRISONMENT REEEEEEE.
>>57645799
>bulgarians dont look like turks
>>57645480
>>57645685
Baltics love our prisons
>be norwegian
>go to dutch prison
>be dutch
>prisons are so empty that we have to literally rent them out or close them
http://www.dutchnews.nl/news/archives/2016/02/dutch-jail-popular-with-norwegian-prisoners-less-work-more-phone-time/
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/sep/01/norwegian-inmates-sent-to-dutch-prison-cells-too-full
http://www.thelocal.no/20150901/norway-sends-first-convicts-to-dutch-luxury-prison
>>57645897
turks dont look like this
>>57645626
sorry m8, it's only for norwegians, you will be deported directly to a dutch prison cell
>>57645685
>tfw Finnish prisoners have a better life than 60% of American citizens
>>57645868
This is the room of a drug treatment house
It looks better than any normal home i'd even live in.
Probably on par with Nordic prison.
So if you want to live the dream in Canada just do drugs :----D
>>57645943
Like that in all of Scandinavia.
You know. Taking care of the fucking thieving immigrants.
>>57645626
Watch a show calld Lillehammer. It's great. I think you could relate. it's about pretty much that.
These have to be for minor crimes. Right? Murders don't get to live in cells like this for 20+ years. Do they?
>>57646020
You are retarded. our prison is literally hell on earth. It's full of drugged natives and neo-Nazis.
>>57645933
norwegian prisoners in Netherland complains becuase family can't visit them
>>57646088
Canada doesn't have a problem with blacks?
>>57646148
no, but they have their kungfu chink mafia
>>57646148
Ya and Somali niggers as well. They literally rape everyone who isn't black. I'd rather go to Russian gulag for political subversion.
>>57646088
I hear it isn't all that bad, to be honest.
More like a group home when minimum security or something.
>>57646088
>neo-Nazis.
b-but isn't Canada multi kulti paradise?
>>57646065
Breivik is staying in one of these and he will be released within his lifetime.
>>57646259
Yes.
Which they manage by calling all dissenters neo-nazis and jailing them.
Duh.
Just like here, you know.
>>57646143
gee i wonder why
>>57646293
Nope. He is in something like this: >>57645486
He won't get released. And he's on permanent isolation "for his own safety".
>>57645545
>Europe
w0t
>>57646238
http://youtu.be/2mDOof6H6cc
>>57646225
russians are worse than niggers
>>57646293
>he will be released within his lifetime
hue
i have courage to sell cocaine in scandinavia without regrets
right now i just need real money and some guns to make this true
>>57646577
im genuinely planning to do this btw
but i'll probably start with robbing and kidnapping etc so i can fund it
>>57645297
rape
>>57646433
Russians are just white niggers.
And I don't mean that they are nigger-imitators; they have their own "culture", but they have all the downsides of niggers.
Lazy, stupid, thieving, etc.
>>57646259
Canada is a liberal authoritarian state run by an idiot sjw drama teacher.
>>57646741
true but im talking about prison rape
the old hardened prisoners rape all newcomers
>>57646717
my cousins want go to london and start robbery
if i convice they scandinavia is best we can start robbery banks
they don't have bigs thieves, just some bikers and niggers.
>>57646293
It's weird to think about him alive.
To say that Charles Manson is still alive too...
>>57646868
>they don't have big thieves, just some bikers and niggers
they have yugoslav mafia
>>57646868
also banks are a shit-tier robbery choice
you want to rob the incaso busses (the ones that bring in all the cash idk what they're called) but they're usually protected by driver and another guard who are both armed
>>57646970
they are weak and just make money with gambling and prostitution
>>57647096
m8
>>57647090
banks are the best choice, people have fear who rob a bank
atm are too east money, i think in scandinavia they don't start explode yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STS8j9h8PYE
>>57647204
this is in all world, in scandinavia they are weak
>>57645939
that's racist
>>57647547
there's not much money into robbing a bank unless you break into the vault unseen
if you barge in with a gun and rob all the money from the cashiers etc you won't get much
I never understood the american meme that prisons should be places where you have to fear for your life 24/7 and be routinely raped by other inmates. What does it accomplish.
>>57648074
It makes you suffer so you learn not to commit crimes because you know that if you do, you will be thrown back into hell.
>>57648074
>routinely raped
this is a shitty meme
most prisoners aren't autistic libcucks and they hate faggots so if you fuck another man everyone will hate you
>>57647547
>>57647090
There, there, gentlemen...
>>57648074
sure, because crimes deserve being rewarded for
>>57648074
Criminals should be punished, not coddled like a toddler who touched a hot plate.
>>57648147
Rape in prisons aren't homosexuality per se, its a primitive form of subjugation and domination.
It's a part of creating a hierarchy. You can see similar dynamics in nature in other social animals. (which incidentally LGBT people misconstrue as homosexuality in order to promote their cause)
>>57648310
t. country with one of the highest recidivism rates in the world
ok i will join inner circle
>>57648334
are you fucking autistic, not it's not
raping another man makes you a faggot
you've seen too many movies pham
>>57648412
Nah, taking it up the ass makes you a faggot bro.
The fact that I can push you down and have my way with you just proves it.
>>57648478
kek little fagglet you'd get your wig split for talking that gay shit in prison
>>57648478
>>57648525
You two should take it a private chat room or something.
argentinian prison full of guaraníes
![328aff76f5[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CXGYhaX.jpg "328aff76f5[1].jpg")
>>57649963
autism
>>57650038
This is how a prison should look like, not a fucking resort, they are only making them want to stay there
Also any country below yellow is a lawless wasteland period
