ELITE waifus edition
>>57638635
cute edition
First for too much work
>>57638635
I hate the process of wiping your ass after you take a shit. It's horrible.
JUST
brexit when?
Québec
>Tfw no hairy jewish bf to ruin my smooth boypucci
>>57638738
bonjour
Runaway anon here
What items should I buy before making my first move?
What game should I pirate?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1v8I71hMkA
>>57638705
we really fucked up, huh?
>>57638678
Fuckoff autist
>Anime
>>57638906
>Manime
>>57638635
I fucking wanted that jersey and they didn't sell it.
Gonna get the new one though hopefully.
>>57638861
>>57638705
Soon
>>57638985
What if the RNC selects Kasich tho?
>>57638738
salut
>>57638861
Why would you get frustrated over a prediction poll.
You realize that very few people vote in those. For instance i know plenty of people who aren't even registered right now and will be voting in the general election.
>>57639084
The party collapses and has no future because everybody under the age of 40 no longer trusts the party as a whole.
>>57639084
Then the GOP suffers from extreme voter apathy and they lose the election
>>57638782
thanks guys
>>57639271
>>57639282
so essentially we're getting president clinton? thanks trump
>>57639225
Because at this point in the year they become very indicative of the actual results. You start from behind and are constantly trying to make a comeback. it's like how Trump has been consistently dominating polls since last year and it's been near impossible for him to be caught. Yes he has lost states, but he's undoubtedly the front runner and likely will not be caught. Except this time it's one vote, not scattered all over the place. Polls last time right before the election gave Obama a 0.7% average lead and he won by nearly 4%.
Of course if some massive Scandal comes to front and destroys Clinton's support Trump can win. But she's taken hits from scandals shockingly well up to this point. So has Trump to be fair.
>>57639422
>Because at this point in the year they become very indicative of the actual results.
>genuinely implying this election has been anything like elections in the past
WHO /TEAM CAP/ HERE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v620E6ozrKI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ag0PtH3g-s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqIBGEcKhGs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXPOl6EjbWg
>>57639510
Reporting
GO CAP GO!
>>57639452
But what has been different? Republicans have had contested conventions before. As long as they've been keeping records, polls have always been indicative of final results. This has been true even in this election and if it weren't true Trump wouldn't be leading. Trump will win New York, he's leading all the polls. That's no different from how it was 20 years ago.
>>57639601
>if it weren't true Trump wouldn't be leading
>>57639601
>polls have always been indicative of final results
Except Dewey-Truman tbqhwy
>hang out with gf last night, just stayed in and wathced a movie
>tell her we should go out and do stuff more, she says she likes staying in but she'll consider doing more activity type stuff
>today her and a friend go to an art festival
>next week they're going on a hike together
>whenever I'm with her, she's texting her friend
>whenever she's with her friend, I can't text her, she just tells me "can't talk rn im with my friend"
should I drop the bitch
>>57639846
the frends a chick right? you aint getting cucked
do ayy lmaos exist ?
>>57639893
yeah the friend is a girl, she's not cheating on me
>>57639846
>should I drop the bitch
Yes. Fuck that shit.
not a perfect soldier
but a good man
>>57639422
I would honestly be surprised if Clinton breaks 45% at this point. She's ran such a shitty campaign that even Berncuck is giving her a solid competition. She's fucked up in every way possible And now half her own party hates her. She's lost what, 25% of the base so far?
>>57640005
you stop right now
>>57638984
Nike has been fucking up more than usual
>>57639705
Yeah lad, since he announced his candidacy he has been the front runner. Polls had him leading, and he's now the front runner confirmed by the voters. The polls were correct when many people thought they were not. It's not like people don't know who Donald Trump is when asked in polls. Barring a massive controversy on the Clinton side, it's going to be difficult for him to close the gap and convince people to go to him over Shillary
>>57639793
That's very true.
down with fascism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1bVMW2XVNI
#mancrush
>>57640076
I really liked the jersey you've been wearing at the world cup.
>>57639953
have you actually planned anytihng? like lets do this hike. maybe the friend is planning shit and shes going along, but i guess your main concern is why she isnt asking you. tell her, "baby when i said you should go out more..I MEANT WITH ME BITCH"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y1LIAE8FlQ
>>57640005
Anime to be genuine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5A02pNcGHs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj0e0t-tYis
Hmm.
>Kansas
>>57640270
Yeah I usually like our away shirts. Home ones are usually just white, which isn't too bad but I like them with blue or red, or both
frijolero reporting in
>>57640557
True, I don't know how to feel about the black home jersey.
Anyways I'm going to sleep. Good night.
>getting killed by lawnmowers
>>57641138
>maple syrup
kek
>>57641138
How are mexicans the most likely to get struck by lightening?
>>57641138
>sheep and rugby
heh
>>57641138
>Sudan
>>57641138
>indian """"movies""""
>>57641138
>Australia
>>57641138
>Iran
>brain drain
heh
here is the bigger version
>be in bathroom trying to control my eyebrows
>leave
>hear dad go in the bathroom
>can't remember if I picked up the eyebrow hairs I pulled out
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.
A friend I went to highschool with just got charged for sexually trafficking a 16 year old prostitute and his mugshot is every where on facebook. I'm laughing so fucking hard.
>Canada
>average canadian male
>>57642367
something happen?
>>57642622
No, I was just reading a poem
How many mg of clonazepam should I take lads?
>tfw you live in the richest state on the planet
>even richer than arrogant european shitholes like switzerland
Feels pretty good lads
why arent you watching the Masters right now, /cum/?
GOAT comfy spectating
>>57641138
>>getting killed by lawnmowers
FUCKING MEXICANS TRUMP SAVE US FROM THEIR LAWNMOWING WAYS
What do you lads want out of life?
>>57644375
a qt gf to remind me what it feels like to be happy
>>57644375
Right now I just want to complete the pile of bullshit work I have to do.
I was going to see a friend and cousin in providence but honestly I dont have the time now
>>57644375
I can't think of anything at the moment
>>57644375
I'd like you to post your Chile thighs desu.
>>57644375
couple of kids desu
One of the most underrated secondaries in NFL history. Especially if you look at the receivers the patriots played that season, pretty much every elite WR in the NFL and they ironically had the most trouble with a group of rag tag UDFAs in the superb owl.
And the best part of the group was, they weren't elite because of pure talent (Revis certainly was) but because the scheme they played fit all of their play styles fucking PERFECTLY.
>browner the press run support corner
>arrington probably the best inside nickle corner in the game at the time
>revis the best man corner in the league
>McCourty the over the top safety
>chung the run support tackling safety to cover the strong side while browner had the weak side
That secondary was a fucking work of art if you understand anything about the strategy of the game, I know Belichick is revered basically universally, but he doesn't get the strategic respect he deserves (probably because most people don't care about strategy or scheme).
>>57644375
To be happy with what I do and learn, to be able to travel and see our mortal world, to have children and raise them to be the best people they can be, to be friends and love the person I marry, and to have my family and those around me be proud of me.
That's what I want.
is /cum/ ded?
>>57645559
on a saturday
>>57645559
Killed by chile /feels/ guy
>>57645559
It should be more dead, I need to get back to work...
my eyes are getting fucked up for being on the pc all day so far
>>57645585
will you be my pal and buy me malt liquor
>>57638635
>women """"""""""sports""""""""""
fucking liberals I swear
>>57645646
you've done enough
time for play
>>57645857
>italians jelly because their national womens team isnt qt and elite enough to compete against ours
>>57645967
Nope not at all, decided to take a short break and it's gone on to long already.
>>57645967
please don't encourage sloth manitoba
>>57638635
don't panic [spoiler]this is a test[/spoiler]
>>57645967
are all the plane-girls also cats?
>>57646179
>test
>>57646037
>be american
>"invent" new sport (by copypasting already existing sport, but adding some retarded rules, and making it faggier)
>be the best at it simply because nobody plays this retarded sport except ameritards
>boost fragile amerlardic ego by saying "we da best at this, nigga shieeeet!"
seriously you fat sacks of shit are cancer, just eclipse yourselves off this world, dumb lards
>>57646366
'
>nobody plays other than england, mexico, CR, france, Japan, Canada, Columbia, Nicauragua, sweden, Australia..etc etc
>>57644375
already have it
>>57646282
only MiG-25
>>57646366
>italimads
>>57646419
I wasn't talking about women soccer, lol who the fuck even rates women sports? are you fatties this insecure?
I was talking about memes like handegg, baseball and that other shit where you have people jumping around
>>57646366
TIL America invented soccer
>>57641138
wtf I hate Kazakhstan now!
>>57646498
>nobody plays baseball other than Japan, the koreas, the dominican republic and most carribean countries, canada, Australia, the cezch republic...
>nobody plays basketball other than spain, slavic states, Canada
>>57641138
>Thailand isn't cheap boipussi
Shit/10
>>57642428
post link m8
>>57645797
>malt liquor
>>57642428
Does he work in Chicongo by chance?
>>57645797
>malt liquor
Negro detected
>>57646666
>>57646712
http://www.cp24.com/news/ajax-man-charged-in-human-trafficking-case-involving-teen-girl-1.2851618
Honestly I totally saw something like this coming
>>57646701
do you wanna be my friend
>>57646758
it was a meme you dip
>get every class to level 100 in WoW as well as a few classes with multiple lvl 100s
>no longer have anything to do in game
>remember that I was only meant to play Legion for a month because my friend kept begging me to resub
>now I'm addicted and feel like I've lost purpose because there's nothing left to do in the game until legion which comes out in around 6 months
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>57646812
Minnesota
>>57646666
Also, Nice quads
>>57646847
Yes?
>>57646847
Ontario
It's been a good 7-8 days since I've kanoodled the ol' streudel.. .so whaddya say brotendos, should I give er a tug or go full-on nofap for an additional fortnight?
>>57647185
make a decision for once in your life anon holy shit
Minnesota
Anybody else in here from Northern New England?
I met a professional domme last night senpai and she was hot as fuck desu.
no ragrets
>>57646812
oke
>>57647185
flip a coin
>>57647230
huh? wha? you don't know me, and you're certainly no gnostic.
>>57647326
We know each other better than you think
>>57647314
can you pick me up and take me to noodles and co
#ResistCapitalism capitalism is trending on twitter :^)
>>57647365
baloney
you have surely got me confused for someone else, I haven't even left my house in who-knows-how-long
>>57647313
By met do you mean fucked?
>>57647407
alri
>>57647426
>capitalism is dying
>>57647568
I think he means professionally cucked
>>57647426
Seriously?
>>57646800
>Rachan
>>57647658
https://twitter.com/hashtag/ResistCapitalism?src=tren
71k tweets and climbing
>>57647705
#banter
![1298246853786[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/gEIwDoh.png "1298246853786[1].png")
>off work
>drive home playing bluesy Doors songs
>get in door and sit down
>cat pukes on carpet like she was waiting for me to get home
>first hit of dankest herb
>now i clean this stanky cat vomit
>took beer into shower (with coozie to prevent condensation from warming that mofo up)
>washed the work off of me
>also payday
>time to order motherfucking pizza
Longass day lads
How is everyone doing tonight?
>>57647705
I see a lot more people mocking it than in favor of it. Then again they're also retards by hashtagging it and adding to the trending factor
>>57647705
>one of the first results
https://twitter.com/thatsresist
That explains a lot
>>57647801
>theyre also retards for using twitter
ftfy
>>57647568
She jerked me off after the domme'ing.
>>57647705
So many cringy retards
>>57647813
>>57647426
Good. Feudalism or bust.
>>57647672
He was actually an alright dude. We were on the lacrosse team. He's not poor either so I don't know why he did this petty shit and fucked up his life. I'm still laughing though.
>>57647900
>muh Ancien Regime
>be me
>Belongs to the premier human race on Earth : the Nordic (hell victory )
>Was at home
>Mom shouts
>"Have you been at the job center ? "
>"Mom ! I already have a full-time job . I'm Major General in sticker brigade."
>"But you earn nothing ! "
>"A racially pure north is my salary HAIL VICTORY !
>Mom gets mad and starts freaking out
>Mum's boyfriend comes in and says I have to pay to stay at home
>Think of all the negroes of asylum places that do not have to pay for housing!
>>57648082
Based
>>57648045
Peasant.
Is /cum/ dead?
I want minnesota
>>57648333
no
>>57648333
can you fuck off already?
Hey everyone, I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells, and i like to kiss my own butt.
>>57647705
Why do you shitlords support an inherently ableist society???
>>57648341
>>57648363
Minnesota
>>57648422
>Capitalism measures people based on how productive they are in society
should've just ended the tweet there 2bh
>>57648422
kekek is she implying cripples aren
After Bernie tweeted about apologizing for slavery
>you will never be an average looking girl so you could whore yourself out on twitch and live off showing a bit of cleavage
its just not fair
>>57648521
>>57648422
libtard girls are my fetish
North America is cute! CUTE!
>>57648646
yer goddamn right
>>57648603
Why do you like entitled whiny cunts?
>>57648541
I'm in that thread too
daily reminder to drink at least a pint of milk
>>57648646
Too cute for you, faggot.
https://twitter.com/lily_ottinger/status/718929168793223173
>>57648422
I still can't understand how anyone can think "ableism" is a bad thing
>>57648603
>tfw feminists are the most submissive and boring in bed
I only masturbate to 2D because I am fundamentally opposed to the "sexual liberation" of modern women
>>57648701
post thread
>>57648717
I unironically think SJWs are more pathetic even then the losers who post here.
t. huge loser
>>57648670
>not wanting to make a feminazi cunt feel your patriarchy deep inside her
>>57648333
Hi Minnesotan here
do you have any questions about the state?
>>57648728
this. It's like fucking a mannequin.
>>57648603
It seems they somewhat reciprocate with this fetish lol
How are you lads doing today?
>>57648669
I read this on W.W.'s voice
>>57648715
r00d
>>57648766
Pic related
i'm getting mega (You)ies in another thread familia
>>57648717
>>57648701
Did he just break his leg onto this guy's crotch holy shit
>>57648801
How do I get a minnesota gf?
>>57648797
Maybe you have a point
tfw browsing the chan within starbucks
I'm a cool motherfucker
>>57648782
>>>/sp/66646203
>>57648801
When will you accept the fact you're Canadian?
>>57648717
>Communist, vegan, and ruining policy debate. They/Them. When you're nonbinary everything is a little bit gay
>>57648717
HNNNNNNNNNGGGGG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs
https://twitter.com/rektilian/status/718956753417732096
capitalism btfo
>>57648904
Just come to Minnesota. We Minnesotan girls are pretty nice, and most really like Canadians.
>>57648966
I will when I get Canadian citizenship.
>>57648969
>average UofM student
>>57649094
capitalists literally on suicide watch
its over
>>57639510
The elevator scene kinda cracks me up desu buds.
Also /team cap/ all the way.
>>57649094
But he didn't even dispute the fact that he uses a capitalist sold, slave labor made device to as a soap box to voice his terrible opinions from
>had to walk around for 2 hours in the cold because date couldnt decide what she wanted to eat
>>57648717
>http://communist-cop-killer.tumblr.com/
Jesus
>>57648969
she's perfect
>>57649203
>she
Shitlord
>>57649108
thankfully 98% grow out of it when they get their first paycheck
>>57649108
wil u b my girlfriend
>>57649203
She looks like a smelly mutt, and I'm a guy that unironically enjoys the prospect of hate fucking an SJW.
>>57649263
can you stop fucking posting already you retarded mongoloid. I'm beginning to think you're just a proxy or something, jesus.
STOP
ROLEPLAYING
>>57649203
http://communist-cop-killer.tumblr.com/ her tumblr says shes gay.
>My name's Lily. I'm an anarcho communist, a gender nihilist, and a piece of trash. They/Them.
lmfao
Anyone know how hard it is to become a Canadian Citizen?
I can no longer afford my comfy living and refuse to live anywhere else around because I live in the oasis of the US
>>57649330
>>57649346
No
>>57649170
but it was fun right?
>>57649141
How will they ever recover?
>>57649380
just say you have some reserves of maple trees and they'll beg you to come over
>>57649380
Impossible if you're white
>>57649466
I'm Latino, many welfare checks can I receive?
>>57649452
>settler colonialism
Way to say the same thing twice
kek
>>57649452
She has a point. The workplace is where I became racist towards blacks.
![1249661389245[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/bh7cYVu.png "1249661389245[1].png")
>>57649511
Match the your skin tone to the magical left wing privilege chart, the darker you are the more welfare you recieve.
>>57649426
Yup
Was with the german girl, and she is so adorable and kindof awkward
So do these twitter people promote literal slavery or what? Because I could probably jump on board with that I guess
>>57647705
better dead than red
I hurt myself today
>>57649587
>white Mexican
Fug
>>57649726
CAUSE I'M IN TOO DEEP
>You are out with you gf and this man does a power stance in fronce of her
what do you do?
According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, the average age Americans lose their virginities (defined here as vaginal sexual intercourse) is 17.1 for both men and women.
>>57649883
*unzips dick*
>>57649883
tell him the young boys underwear contest is 2 blocks down
>>57649883
It's clearly a "I challenge you (gf) for your man (me)"
Followed by a dance off.
>>57648858
Where do fat ppl who would be pretty cute if they lost weight fall
>>57649883
say "hey sweetie, look at that funny homosexual! What a goofball!"
>>57649840
>play a video game you haven't played in a while
>its fun
its been awhile since this happened
>>57649883
make him drink my pee and push him off a building
>>57649840
late 90s fashion and the "cool" scene was fucking weird
>>57649966
Fat is an automatic 2.
>>57650027
>>57649975
>>57649952
>>57649949
>>57649938
I hope that you are aware of the fact that the guy is the greatest footballer of the last 10 years.
He could just steal your gf and dump her the day after. You cucks woudn't stand a chance.
Should I fap to 2D or 3D?
>>57649966
read the description for 3
>>57650151
Nah, I'd make him drink my pee
>>57650151
>Soccer player
Oh then I just laugh at him.
>>57650151
but thats not a picture of Messi
Nirvana sucked and Kurt Cobain was an overrated whiner.
>>57650286
yes
no
>>57649981
Kinda looks like Patton Oswalt desu
>>57650286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQBGmBOhQEE
>>57648858
My gf is a 6
>>57649900
whats funny about that
