desi /देसी/ /دیسی/ /দেশি/ /દેશી/ /ದೇಶಿ/ /ദേശി/ /දේශිය/ /ଦେଶୀ/ /ਦੇਸੀ/ /தேசி/ /దేశీయుడు/ /དེསི/: Mahira Khan edition
Invited: Indians + Pakistanis + Nepalis + Sri Lankans + Bhutanese + Bangladeshis + Maldivians + Afghans (if they want) + Diaspora + People with desi blood+ Gypsies
welcome: everyone but pooposters
not invited: pooposters
>>57634790
Hello friends. Who getting buff here?
>no thought provoking quote
>no tune
op is an alsi mofo desu desu
What is the better part of the country, south or north?
>>57637136
South
>>57636621
I am
>>57637545
>South
>Retarded Tamils
>Clueless Kannadigas
>Commie Mallus
>Punjabi tier Telugus
>better
t. North Indian who's lived in the south
>>57637782
>North
>shits in the street
>angrier muslims
>>57637782
t. Pajeet Kumar
Is anyone interested?
http://jobs.indianpornempire.com/job/translation-english-to-tamil/
>>57637834
>shits in the street
>angrier muslims
>implying dravidians don't shit in the open
>What is Bhatkal, Hyderabad and North Kerala
>>57637874
t.bangladeshi
>>57638164
Don't think we have any regular Tamilian posters
>>57637136
The whole country has a lot to offer, depends on what you like.
>>57638779
We had until a few months back. That Indian Navy guy is a Tamil Bhramin.
>>57640312
Where is he, on a voyage? I hope he didn't get sunk.
>>57638175
>Hyderabad
>Best city to live in
Fuck all other cities
>>57640312
>That Indian Navy guy is a Tamil Bhramin.
That Indian Navy guy is a lying faggot
>>57642049
Moar photos?
>>57642049
>Best city to live in
>Hyderabad
That's not how Chandigarh is spelled.
Modi sucks
>>57642391
Wow. A city with dino installations can't be bad.
>>57637834
>North has Kashmir
North wins by default
NO QUOTE!!!!!
I'll add today's on your behalf, mr. leaf.
"Raat yunh dil mein teri khoee hui yaad aayee
Jaise veeraaney mein chupkey sey bahaar aa jaye
Jaisey sehra on mein howley se chaley baadey naseem
Jaisey beemaar ko bey wajhey Qaraar aa jaaye"
("Last night, your lost memories crept into my heart
as spring arrives secretly into a barren garden
as a cool morning breeze blows slowly in a desert
as a sick person feels well, for no reason.")
-Faiz Ahmed Faiz
and here's the official song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Qk7enruG4Y&nohtml5=False
Hola /desi/.
>>57643487
Shit quote,
"Poo in loo" - /int/
>tfw spent an hour and a half travelling to and fro from my uni because i forgot my shitty phone there
ffs
to make this post desi related there was a qt desi girl on the busirde back
>>57643678
International Organization of Real Cities just decided to de-recognize Lahore as a city....their official consensus was "Lmao just move to Karachi lad"
>>57643779
>A cuckrachite replies to me
Daily reminder, Karachi women come to Lahore for education
Daily reminder, lahori Fernando Martinezs fuck cuckrachi women
>>57643757
you were meant to bang her and then wife her, the Universe had planned it such
>>57643757
>Going on a rape bus
>missing your chance
Lmoa
>>57644290
>Speaking to complete strangers on London public transport
no
>>57644161
BREAKING NEWS
Birth rate in Lahore down %68000
A visiting Karachitte informed them that there was a connection between intercourse and childbirth
The news took a long time to spread, as most of the population is illiterate, but by using the cutting edge of Lahori technology (two cups attached by string) the tribal leaders were able to inform most of the villagers.
>>57644355
fucked any of your cousins/sisters recently?
>>57644535
>cuckrachitte can't even spread information in Karachi due to MQM
>Be cuckrachitte
>Get shot
>Be cuckrachitte
>Be overpopulated even with the information
JUST
>>57637136
Come visit Mumbai. We have some special treats on offer, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VsBvyPvqSE
>>57637136
north is a lawless cesspit where people are regularly lynched for even glancing at a "sacred cow"
>>57644539
Is your mother my cousin?
>>57642049
>tfw no qt desi gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVW8mpxeRQw
The whole fucking channel is a treasure chest.
>>57644756
Shoo Shoo Kallu Mallu
>>57644876
>tfw no big dick white bf
Had bacon for the first time a few weeks ago. Whites overrate everything
>>57644944
but anon I'm bengali
I think I'm decently sized. Not pornstar huge but passable
>>57644944
>White
Lmoa
>>57644944
Is 16cm big enough?
>>57644923
>>57644719
Just... why?
>>57645026
>6 inches
>big
>>57645005
>bengali
>>57645010
if it's not white, it's just not right
>>57645074
>Bensi
>>57644948
Try kholodets with mustard, it's a delicious Russian dish.
>>57645074
>tfw 5in fully erect
>>57645119
>being anything else
>>57645194
let me guess....
southie?
>>57645122
Stop posting your moms dildo collection.
>>57645194
>Fully erect
THE CITY OF INDIAN DICK LENGTH
>>57645215
>Bangladeshi
At least use your name.
H3ll0
>>57645126
From what I'm reading it sounds like jellied pork. Sounds awful.
>>57645250
that's somebody else
>>57645215
>that famine physique
>those eyes barely concealing his primal, fish-munching nature
>that out-of-fashion moustache
no thanks
>>57645309
It pretty much is. You've never tried it, don't be prejudiced. It's not that different from canned pork.
>>57645350
>>57645375
H3y b0i5
>>57645451
P I N D I
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>>57645393
b-but I've never had canned pork either. canned meat in general sounds like a weird thing
the best pork-related dish i've had so far is carnitas. Mexican food is amazing.
>>57645250
>the most notable landmark in his entire city is my mom's dildo
>>57645122
How many have ended their suffering here?
>>57646161
>what is lahore fort
>what is badshahi masjid
>what are the shalimar gardens
https://youtu.be/vk4Yg1s0WSk
*folds up lungi menacingly*
>>57646482
MILF Raveena>Young Raveena
>>57646329
>2015
>falling for the memes
>>57646659
>muh decrepit old mausoleum
>>57646659
>tfw
>>57646737
What's that? Some kind of cheese?
>>57646620
a-are you my langoti mitra?
>>57646941
It's a quark Easter dish.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paskha
>>57646659
>mfw people will leave Karachi for gwadar and Lahore after CPEC
LMOA
>>57646659
>mfw Karachi won't even have a fucking Disneyland
Lmoa
>>57647014
Seems similar to this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chhena
>>57647003
Just stating an obvious fact bandhu
>>57647015
>Cucked by Chink gibs me dat
Wew lad
>>57648035
>Make in India
That's a bigger joke, anon
>>57648104
>Not tricking western companies using your cheap labour
>Being a glorified highway for chinks
Nice """"""industrial sector"""""" you have there
>>57648220
>implying our economy consists of industry
BUY RICE AND LINEN OR WE NUKE YOU.
>>57648259
>RICE
Literally Bangladeshi tier
>Linen
Buyer: Bangladesh
>>57648322
OH YEAH
PAKISTANI BROTHERS 4 LYFE
BUY HAND MADE FOOTBALLS OR GET SHOT
>>57634790
>try to take up sanskrit
>digraphs and trigraphs form unique characters so reading devanagari is almost as convoluted as reading chinese
What the hell were those swami thinking. D:
>>57648358
>BUY HAND MADE FOOTBALLS OR GET SHOT
Probably should market it to white retards senpai. They lap up shit like that
>This football has been made by Ahmed, a 10 year old refugee child labourer from near the Afghan border, who's left hand was chopped off for picking his nose and who's father was killed in freak explosion while making cricket bats.
>>57648553
Filthy dalit scum
>>57648648
Rip Ahmed's dad.
>>57648553
The क्षs, ज्ञs, and ॠs?
>>57649274
no it's those damn ლ's
>>57649514
That doesn't look Devanagari.
Did you mean ल्ल्ल?
>>57648648
>Probably should market it to white retards senpai. They lap up shit like that
Tbf Pakistan has a good sports equipment industry. The balls used in the last world cup were made in Pakistan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b7knpneR-s
Hey guys are you supposed to swallow paan after chewing it or spit it out. I just swallowed it. Am I going to get sick?
