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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAf4svXg81E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gUM1sBdn4Y
>>57634640
perkele
>>57634640
hey lemme try your meme language:
koiruttuili perkele suominuiluianeninanen kekka tuputtulen krekkaronen määäämmä miä
Hi, I'm here for underage Finnish qts. Pls post
2nd for /mämmipizza/ never dies
>dfn ingen finsk jv
>>57634640
finland is russian clay
Hey i love all of you faggots!
>>57634640
me on the left
tfw no cute bf to shoot cum in my butt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8Zca5vsUFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>dfn ingen mongolisk jv
>>57634916
Me on the right
>It's another dark, cold and depressing day in Finland
>Vilhelmiina, is working at the matches factory and dreading her life
>Anywhere she looks all she can see is the endless alignment of commieblocks, drunk people
>She longs for human contact but everyone is obliged to leave a 5 meter safe zone between human beings
>She is also tired of getting in an almost comatose state in order to have sexual intercourse with another semi-comatose finn man wich leaves her unsatisfied
>Even the donald duck and moomin memes are loosing their appeal as well as shitposting
>As Vilhelmiina wraps a rope around her neck in her sad, depressing commieblock a shining light fills her apartment
>"Is it Tengri that finnaly came to pick me up and bring me to moonim valley, the finnish paradise?" - tought Vilhelmiina with a tear of joy rolling down her face
>No, it wasn't Tengri but she was right in guessing that it was a god, a god of LOVE
>The most handsome man posed in front of her with just a towel around his hip, barely hiding his prosperous genitals
>"Vilhelmiina, mi amor. No te sintas enfadada con la vida quando aun tienes muy amor para recibir" - said the handsome man in a calm and appealing voice
>He then unrwaps his towel and in a suave movement proceeds to make love to the lonely Vilhelmiina
>The girl couldn't imagine how blissful it was to be alive, never a finn man could ever give her this immense pleasure, life was good and it was worth to keep on living
>She felt like she was riding a horse trough the steppes, however they were warm and filled with olives in Spring with huge bulls resting on their base, an indescritive feeling of pleasure
>As she collapses from the multiple orgasms she can listen to a spanish guitar fading in the distance
>When she wakes up, the house is dark and the outside is freezing again
>She sees a small letter in the floor where it was written with the suaviest hand writting:
>"May you never feel cold and lonely again"
>"Signed: Fernando Martinez"
>>57634920
hey what's up you like cod?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6Cn8Gfiz90
Crashing this thread
>>57634928
Sono finlandese!
>tfwn Finnish gf
>>57634995
I like salmon
how can one girl be so perfect
i'm here for serious discussing
>>57635094
Me on the left
>>57634811
her legs are small
she should start powerlifting or something
>>57635160
What do you want to talk about?
>>57635001
sounds like a typical Disney song, kek
>>57635051
Me too, but that needs potatoes
>>57635160
let's talk sirius shit m8
Kiva lanka ystäväiseni.
Yrittäkää viettää mukava viikonloppu kukin miten lystää.
>>57635203
ES vs battery vs red bull
>>57634920
>tfw had to resort to dildos and fake cum
help
Privatize Finland when?
hello friends
>>57634813
I've been wondering, why do you stuff like this?
>>57635196
She does wheelchair racing. She's pretty good at it, too.
>>57635256
ES beer = battery >>>>>>>>>>>>> red bull
>>57635342
i don't like it t b h
>>57635256
I like powerade
>>57635353
>100M wheelchairing
Where can I watch this?
>>57635256
Teho
t. drinking teho right now
I'm travelling to Oslo next week, is there anything to see or do?
MMMH
SO, SO GOOD
>>57635332
hallo
>>57635430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLgF5ZBReig
>>57635453
No.
>>57635256
Tassoni tbqh
>>57635568
Is there any other place worth of seeing near Oslo?
>>57635453
oslo is a fucking awful awful place, should be nuked along with drammen
go to bergen
>>57635453
http://wikitravel.org/en/Oslo
Velkommen til Skandinavias hovedstad fåvæ.
>>57635520
Do Italians like kots? :3
>>57635639
>go to bergen
Hello Varg "autism" Vikernes
>>57635191
are you a baby tiger?
>>57635517
her hands are bigger than mine
I really should start lifting
>tfw you quite literally took pictures of yourself in skirts and uploaded it to the internets and did a bit gay things in front of a cam
>>57635698
yup
here's mine, her name is Buba
>>57635635
No. Everything worth seeing is on the western coast.
>>57635763
pls share
>>57635712
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>57634640
Mämmi is digusting
>>57635763
lel
>>57635803
t. Freja
>>57635639
>go to bergen
I could visit there briefly, for one day or something, are trains super expensive in Norway, or how should I get myself there from Oslo?
What is that makes /mämmipizza/ so great?
Why does it never dies?
>>57635788
sent ;)
>>57635733
Yes i am miau miau!
>>57635764
Aww
Here is mine her name is Lucy
>>57635919
That is my origin profile pic
A-are you stalking me?
>>57635821
ur mum is
>>57635833
t. Alvaro Inca Llama
>>57635849
It's the aura of King Susi what makes us so keen to eachother
All hail the King!
>>57635964
nice micio!
>>57635763
bost bls :D:D no homo
Did someone say kot?
I love mammi
This is great!
>>57636042
I don't know about this "kot" of yours
here's a micio tho
>>57635964
no no, I'm out of kot pic right now, that was the last one
>>57636026
More like King Pedo
http://mvlehti.net/2016/04/06/mikko-kristian-hotti-alaikaisiin-kohdistuneista-seksuaalirikoksista-tuomittu-on-tvsta-tuttu-katso-video/
MÄMMIPIZZA
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>>57634640
Shit soaked in milk :DDDDDd
>>57636157
is is true?
take one autistic gay cat :3
>>57636276
nippon banzai
>>57636032
Thank you
>>57636157
Cuuuuuute
>>57636207
I see
hate saturdays lads
>>57636314
Suomi on paras
>>57636357
are saturdays lads like jehovas witnesses?
>>57636276
おはよう
>>57635635
Don't listen to them lad. Oslo may not look as good on a postcard as some of the other Norwegian "cities", but it's by far the best place to be if you're not a babby's first travel sightseeing tourist, and you just want to have a good time while here. Enjoy your stay.
>>57636282
sssh dont' tell anyone, it's a secret!
(like the secret of mämmipizza)
>>57636282
Real
>>57636319
>>57636319
bait thread please contribute with golden faces
>>57636414
fuck off weeb
https://fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanda_Kotaja
What does it say, native Finnish speakers?
Also, would you date her?
>>57636414
朝だからもう寝る(＾ω＾)
>>57636517
no, her legs creep me out too much
>>57636540
僕の竿をしゃぶって下さい
>>57636637
>>57636599
cats make a good meal, delicious and tender meat, really tasty
>>57636664
童貞ちんぽは青臭くてしゃぶれねぇなσ^_^;
>>57636599
>>57636637
Pic related eats cats.
>>57635256
megaforce
>>57636517
She started doing her thing when she was 13, graduated from sports gymnasium, broke some records and just was and is an awesome person
just
>>57636517
does she feel anything with her vagoo
>>57635639
>oslo is a fucking awful awful place, should be nuked along with drammen
>go to bergen
Don't say that, you only fuel the hate towards bergenser even more
t.Bergen man who lives in a horrible hillbilly village which I don't want to name
Rate
hello where are the foreigners?????
>>57636722
well fuck you too
>>57636931
man/10
>>57636931
yuor mother has a very manly face (and benis :DDD), but for yuo i make of exception
7/10, would fuck
>>57636931
max/10
>>57634640
>/mämmipizza/ + Norge
Are you going to keep adding countries until this becomes /int/ General?
FINNS UTTERLY DESTROYED
>>57636953
Here they are.
>>57636705
>>57636740
Cats are for cute not eat
>>57637066
>nigger has to resort to violence to prove his point
>>57637060
>mfw this is now /oilcummämmipizza/
>>57635579
QUANTE COSE AL MONDO PUOI FARE
>>57637066
Megaforce Jonne spotted
>>57637177
Let jap in too pls :3
>>57637178
COSTRUIRE, INVENTAREEE
>>57637225
nuh uh
>>57637225
>/radioactiveoilcumpizzamämmi/
>>57636904
>Bergen
Da place to be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULPGB6Aykew
>>57637225
はじめまして :3c
>>57637349
>100 crowns
worth it desu
>>57636722
Virgin penis is I do not Shabure by Aokusaku σ ^ _ ^;
>>57636953
Oho
È LUI O NON È LUI?
>>57636867
kek
nice hair on the ref
>>57637454
>facebook filename
>I saw quite a few brown and black guys with Finnish girlfriends. The kicker is that these guys are speaking in Finnish, so they have integrated into the culture. Liberal guilt is so strong in Scandinavia that girls feel ashamed to not give minority guys a fair chance. You won’t encounter racism here.
what did they mean by this
>>57637258
no bully
>>57637375
>>57637311
Moimoi
>>57637297
das raysis
>>57637066
the saddest part is that nobody of the other finns fucked that nigger up for being a suckerpunching nigger
why havent i noticed this thread earlier
>>57637563
This.
>>57637625
Watching anime makes you blind
>these captchas
thanks hiroshima nagasaki
>>57637549
>Finland
>Scandinavia
Also, the fact why women prefer dating browns/blacks occasionally is due to release of their neurosis. Tropical and sub-tropical subhumans are prone to less neurotic behavior, which is partly why their societies are unsuccessfull, and low neuroticism is a manly trait, hence appealing to women. There's no "white guilt" in Finland ffs. We have no reason for that shit
>>57637704
i dont even watch anime, fritz
>>57637793
actually am a Finn
>>57637413
>>100 crowns
it was 600, and later 800 crowns, still not worth it. Drug addicts are messed up.
Bergen, da place to be part two: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FQAm3CDyDA
>>57637793
you do watch cancerous youtube channels though
>>57637928
but i only listen to music from utube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhF-dQwwUKU
>>57637549
>foreign boogeyman in charge of identifying "Finnish" women
Bet they were Russians. Especially in Helsinki.
>>57638409
>mfw I met a blonde finn who had a kid with a sandnigger having lunch with an autistic convert finnish girl
if dubs sleepy sleep time
>>57638578
jesus christio megamanio lolito
>>57637549
>rape legalization guy's blog
That explains it. He's baiting more of them into the country to have more goons to send out.
>>57638578
Women, in general, are fucked up and need to be ruled and led by their superiors; men.
Are finnish people scary? Especially girls. :3
>>57638578
My neighbour adopted 3 nig nogs.
>>57638783
yes, they will drag you to their basement and kill you in a non-sexual way
>>57638783
Yes. They're muslims and will bomb you, see
>>57637549
>>57638578
>>57638733
>>57638783
>girls
>scary
Nippon pls, enough with the betaness
>>57638783
僕の竿をしゃぶりたいですか?
>Women, in general, are fucked up and need to be ruled and led by their superiors; men.
>>57638839
>>57638860
>>57638986
>>57638997
Boys aren't scary because their dicks are pure and universally benevolent and I can talk to them directly :3c
>>57639120
hello canada
>>57639120
g'day mate
>>57638783
Finnish women hunt Japanese tourists and use them as training weights.
>>57639120
Can't prove me wrong? That's what I thought.
>Can't prove me wrong? That's what I thought.
>>57639144
My dick smells like dick desu
Would you suck it if I asked nicely?
>>57635453
Do the typical tourist route of Opera/Vigeland/Karl Johan/Akershus Fortress/Vigeland/Holmenkollen
You could also visit Christiania Torv and the surrounding area to see some old houses from the 17th century, or go up Ekeberg for that view on your picture, plus to see where Munch drew Scream.
>>57635843
Trains are pretty expensive, but NSB has low-fare tickets that are reasonable if you order some days in advance depending on day of the week. Nightime trains can go as low as 249,- one way, while afternoon trains can go for 349,-. The journey is really long though. It's only worth it over a plane for the great scenery, granted that's your thing.
>>57639629
>vigeland twice
Fug :DD
>>57639377
I'd do it for him desu
>>57639847
No sorry I only accept cute Japanese grills, not hairy Finnish neet virgins
who /tired/ here?
>>57639987
I feel insulted.
I shave.
>>57640099
pic?
I would like to vist finland one day, what's the best finnish city?
>>57640133
Oulu
>>57640115
not for rude people
>>57640170
>#1 sight in O*lu
>>57640286
2spooky
>>57640286
>#1 sight in F*nland
>>57640170
this
>>57640170
What could I do or see there?
>>57641742
Do you like drugs and/or alcohol?
>>57635639
>dfn du bor i det drammenske kalifatet
Posting memegumin
>>57635453
>I'm travelling to Oslo next week, is there anything to see or do?
Thai water festival next week... Sounds like fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Rj600dqWfE
Rate my kots
>>57644556
fluffy/10
Jerk-i Katainen
>>57644556
Cute/kot
>>57644734
Did he make Italy butthurt too?
>>57644792
what? dunno he was speaking on tv today but i didn't really understood what was he about
Hur är det att bor och plugga i Trondheim? Kan man klara sig på svenska?
>>57644646
So very fluffy indeed
Is this where the memes are at?
>>57644556
nice doges
>>57644918
Trondheim is pretty lively being a student town, and just generally cozy all in all. You'll probably get around just fine on Swedish, but keep in mind that the dialect there is pretty thick.
>>57645052
yes hello is this kamelåså
gib many milk thank
>>57646567
Yea, seen couple of documentaries on norwegian female skiers and they'r dialect sounded quite different to say, people in Oslo.
Been looking for some ways to rehears my norwegian, do you happen to know any good sources? Any movies, music, podcasts would be welcome.
>>57646961
My biggest worry is that I may not be able to write in norwegian tho. Not so much worried about spoken language, I already survived one year in Denmark.
>>57646961
>>57647089
NRK (Yle equiv.) is a decent source if you're looking for material, as well as Swedish Yle has a lot of Norwegian programs (mainly nature oriented).
It's mostly in the eastern dialect (which might also be the easiest to understand for Swedish speaking, though might not be the case if you have a native Finnish-Swedish dialect).
Also everyone is able to or should be able to understand Swedish, so you'll be fine with it, I'd worry more about your own ability to interpret what they're saying, but you'll figure it out.
t. Norwegian stuck in Finland
>>57647176
Swedish is not my mother tongue, just learnt in school, travels, reading books in original language etc.
And just like I said, I'd like to find some podcasts, currently popular norwegian TV-series (ei mtn salatut elämät -tier) to rhears my listening comprehension.
>>57648470
https://radio.nrk.no/programmer/p3 This is NRK P3 (alternatively p3.no), its the "music/youth" radio channel (so like YleX or Yle X3M), they have a lot of podcasts using current events and languages, I'd suggest that, they pretty much have up all the radio shows for all the channels, P1/P2 are both oriented around easy listening and talking.
https://tv.nrk.no/ has all the shows, they're free to watch of course, granted it's Norwegian produced.
NRK doesn't produce any soap shit so don't worry about encountering salatut elämät tier programs. Everything has a value in itself on there.
> Norway and Finland is neighbours.
> Never seen a finn or estonian in my entire life.
> Have meet multiple danes, swedes, latvians, poles, dutch, scots, englishmen, lithuanians and even many italiens.
Never meet someone i know spoke sami also, but then they are so dilluted that it is impossible to see if they are sami. Does finns hate Norway and especially Oslo? If so, how do we fix this? I want to be friends :)
>>57650123
No, it's quite opposite. to be honest, I have never met a norwegian either. Have met plenty of swedes, some danes but no norwegians or icelanders. Finns who have, say your a lot like us and we just tend to talk shit about swedes.
>tfw no Estonian gf
