fuck your gay little gimmick
me
lisicki
plymouth
net migration is a smokescreen
1 million whites out and 1 million savages in = 0 net migration
YANKS OUT
>>57631730
Bit rude.
me
without cheating who is this?
t. mong who puts the edition in the title
yasuho
just paid £4.70 for a small coffee
Who likes orange soda?
WTF I HATE IRELAND NOW
>Channel 4 journalist calling people "uncle Tom" and "house muslim" on twitter if they act civilised and follow the government's rules or even just dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaNljiodguw
the jews did this
Without cheating, who is this?
https://youtu.be/LOQ2yRGG2d4?t=5m11s
try not to cry
Fuck off wog
>>57631814
My gf
What we eating tonight?
Dunno what to order. Kinda fancy a kebab.
>>57631770
Stfu you fucking autist
Want to sit in a big field under a thunderstorm cuddling.
OH FUCK
>>57631814
indiana
>>57631773
a shit
cuz ya gotta watch kenan cuz kenan be schemin
wit a plan or a plot
to make it to the top
but they kinda in the middle cuz they always gettin caught
>>57631789
Took you long enough.
>>57631802
who? link?
Made some tea then forgot about it
rookie mistake
>>57631834
was gonna get some noodles but got charged £7 when I went out with my girlfriend to get some
might get a sandwich from Sainsbury's instead
>>57631789
Black history is my favourite history.
how fast can a corgi run?
>>57631834
kfc seemed like the food of choice in the last thread
remember when those chavs faked the kidnapping of their fuck ugly daughter
>Jean Paul's wife's son
What did he mean by this
>>57631849
erase this
My gf
>>57631724
ch00n
how come no british supermarkets even come close to how great Brookshires is?
BREAKING NEWS: David Cameron has resigned in the wake of protests from a bunch of smelly 20-somethings sitting about waving signs.
>>57631878
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3530187/Channel-4-News-reporter-reprimanded-calling-British-Muslims-sell-outs-Uncle-Toms-attend-government-organised-Islamic-events.html
>>57631894
they can get up to 35 mph
>>57631908
L O V E a good bum pic ngl am I
>>57631902
shannon matthews
how can't you remember the name?
retard lol
>visit home for 3 days
>contact my friends to see if they want to come out
>told them I was coming home
>none of them are coming out or are ignoring my texts
>>57631884
From where? I like noodles but I honestly can't be arsed trying to order Chinese over the phone. It's always a struggle.
>>57631896
I've had a few tinnies so I can't drive.
>>57631908
Daily reminder scottish girls are the most QT in the UK
>>57631908
Post her arse
Is Lauren Southern a meme?
For England, James
>>57631927
bet waitrose shits all over that
Having a bath lads.
Golf seems an odd sport.
hmm
my summary of Western Europe
lost causes:
>Germany
>Sweden
>UK
>Belgium
hard to tell:
>France
>Austria
>Denmark
>Finland
>Norway
>Spain
>Netherlands
probably alright:
>Italy
>Portugal
>Ireland
>Switzerland
thanks for listening
>>57631931
Did he actually do anything wrong? Wasn't it his father or something?
I mean, it's not tax evasion. He paid all his fair share in required taxes, no?
>>57631993
PAKIS OUT!
I AM THE AUTHOR OF YOUR PAIN, /brit/.
haha lads got some noodles with my girlfriend and they were SEVEN QUID
>>57631993
no, for me
People on /int/ will bully us when we officially have a Muslim mayor of London.
Do you think if we keep quite about it nobody will find out?
fucks sake lads helplpppppppppp me
>>57632026
all me
>>57632026
you're welcome
>>57631935
muzzies and wogs out, limp labour voters in the gas chambers
>>57632026
France is more of a lost cause than the UK.
>>57631677
>Awww Here It Goes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCUAER7odSY
without cheating, who is this?
>>57632021
ah yes, "art"
very impressive
post qt asians lads
>>57632042
OKAY
>>57632064
ISLAMISTAN
>>57632026
>france
France has by fat the most foreigners.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdsIVUuO7GM
>>57632105
the concierge
>>57632105
are mitch
>>57632026
France is worse than the UK, more niggers and Arabs and it's actually only the continent STILL with strong ties to its colonial past
Aside from that good list
>>57632105
The laugh at janny man?
>>57632105
Michael from down the street
Just burped and farted at the same time lads.
without cheating who is he?
>>57632105
dazza
I sentence you to 10 years hard labour
>>57632105
meme comedian who had a shit sketch show
>>57632049
Moore > Connery > Brosnan > Lazenby > Craig > Dalton
>>57632107
you first...
>>57632170
fuck off literal paki
>>57632111
Do you wanna fucking go mate?
I'll pull your beard off you cunt.
>>57632086
>>57632116
>>57632151
France also has a nationalist party with a chance at winning
>>57632064
The blokes sisters husband was a legit terrorist
The memes won't end. Will probably stop going on here if he gets elected
>>57631760
Tatars out cyka.
why do brits live with their parents past the age of 21?
without cheating who is this?
>>57632205
>chance.
Also they are too far gone.
>>57631991
I'd meme her in the bum, 2bh
>>57632200
rorke
>>57632245
Karen
>>57632245
my gf
>had to do a presentation at uni last week
>it was only in front of like 7 people
>couldn't plug my USB in
>10 flips of the USB later and I finally got it in
>get my presentation up
>takes ages because my hands are viably shaking
>get the presentation up
>immediately my face goes on fire so I just know I'm bright fucking red
>start sweating a lot
>stumble my through the presentation
>go to sit back down
>wipe the buckets of sweat off my head
>cringe ever since
Fuck my life
I can understand it happening to somebody if it was in front of like 30 people, but fucking SEVEN?
I hate it when my autism power level is revealed
>>57632111
Hello, my Paki friend.
Reminder that the real Muslims are Ahmadiyya Muslims.
>>57632202
I'll cut off your dick.
Oh wait.
>>57632200
Where should I fuck off?
>>57632197
Yeah, somewhat correct.
>>57632230
average american
>>57632230
>giving money to bankers or landlords
JUST
Who likes lemon chips?
>>57632233
Because a house in London is a million quid
>>57632249
maybe so but I wouldn't say they're fully a lost cause just yet
I'll make the call after the 2017 election
>>57632282
Go diddle some kids you greasy bastard.
without cheating who are these?
>>57632245
someone who should be shot and killed?
Awaking from ones slumber, venturing out into the unknown and inhaling through ones nasal orifices to smell the sweet petrichor of England's lush green fields is a sweet but brief juncture before coming to the harrowing cognizance that the land that be of Britannia hath been overwhelmed and lambasted from the untermensch and be it callous Mohammedans which hail from the acreage of Sindh and Khyber Pakhtunkhwa brought here by our brooding and incompetent regime committed to their plan to completely annihilate the Anglo-Saxon residents of our once great nation
are you getting buried or cremated?
>>57632324
I just did that with your sister.
>>57632308
What are they?
>>57632326
4 ugly whores and my waifu
is it actually possible to wipe out 'global hunger'?
>>57632328
>>57632350
Rasheed
maisie
>>57631927
what states have these? been to 31 states and never saw one.
without cheating, who is this?
>>57632326
cara, charli, rita, ariana and daisy
>>57632205
you're australian
help me wtf do I do
>see m8 who I haven't seen in a while out
>he wants me to meet his gfs friend who he reckons is cute
>meet her
>9/10 qt 3.14 would bang
>she has a bf
>lol
>dancing with her
>we end up grinding on each other and shit
>guy would come over with his gf whenever we came close to hooking up
>they buy her like 7 drinks
>she's in a fucking coma
>no root 4 me
>end up at their house
>they keep insisting I stay
>I'm still absolutely munted
hahahahahahahaha haha wtf is going onnnnnn
>>57632346
Cremated.
Burial is a hideous waste of land.
>>57632326
Lesbo
Slag
Cant sing. Wont sing.
Spic
Mary sue.
>>57632371
It worked in Ireland.
>>57632383
Rourke Qing
>>57632385
>been to 31 states
FOB
>>57632213
It's looking likey, pham.
I think we should start preparing the damage control now.
>>57632385
Texas
>>57632384
who?
>>57632385
Texas, Arkansas, Louisiana
(Arklatex)
>>57632385
fuck off billionaire
>>57632441
go away hiro
>>57632454
delet
>>57632278
my public speaking got worse each year at uni which is why i laugh whenever anyone says "DDUURRRR JUST FACE UR FEARS BRO AND UR ANXIETY IS CURED LMAO". now i'm 25 and have panic attacks all the time and am agoraphobic.
>>57632396
Tony Abbot.
I miss him. A dirty Jew stereotypically stabbed him in the back.
>>57632326
who is top right?
>>57632402
do a sleep
>yanks
>>57632477
JUST B YRSELF ANON
>>57632278
fucks sake mate I shake like a shitting dog whenever I have to present to my seminar group
Donating my pubes to a wig shop lads
They're for black people that want a more natural look
>it's a newlads try desperately to fit in by pushing the latest forced meme of the day which is entirely uninteresting episode
you're not saying anything tony
>>57632350
I don't have a sister, divvy.
>>57632383
>in taxi with paki this morning
>full on mussie with bed shits and pube beard
>has strong Yorkshire accent
>think in my head about asking him if he wants to nip into the cafe for a bacon butty
>piss myself thinking of him saying ''Í don't bloody think sharia allows it''
>>57632363
My parents. But my mum was born in Scotland. Am I Brit?
>>57632396
A manlet.
>>57632521
terrible actor
east midlands are heartachingly beautiful
It might not be the right time
I might not be the right one
But there's something about us I want to say
Cause there's something between us anyway
...wait...London actually has a Muslim mayor?
pfftt...hehe....he...hehe...
HAHAHAHHAHA
I'm sorry I can't --
HAHAHHAHHAA
I can't hold it in anymore
HAHAHHAA
Why?
>>57632544
You do have a mother though anon
what do you guys want on the pizza?
>>57632575
Because muslims vote for muslims?
>>57632575
no we don't you absolute dip
>>57632544
>>has strong Yorkshire accent
Delet this
>>57632477
People don't understand that exposing yourself to things that cause stress can simply cause more stress, instead of making it easier. I hate that attitude because it's the defining attitude here, it feels very condescending and makes the person who is experiencing duress out to be a failure if they can't overcome their problems instead of a victim. Because social anxiety doesn't real it's all in your head bro.
If apple isn't compatible with flash, how do apple devices load flash websites?
>>57632558
he seemed great when he was playing the maths bender tbf
>>57632545
Lemon chips?
>>57632575
>Boris
>a muslim
please enlighten us
>>57632523
Some questions about Paki culture.
Am I allowed to have gay sex in your country?
Am I allowed to drink alcohol in your country?
>>57632520
I want to escape tbqh but I really want the girls number ffs hahaha fucking hell
>>57632575
Pakistan is a Muslim country anon.
>>57632603
Fish and chips
>>57632575
...wait...America actually has a Muslim president?
pfftt...hehe....he...hehe...
HAHAHAHHAHA
I'm sorry I can't --
HAHAHHAHHAA
I can't hold it in anymore
HAHAHHAA
Why?
"Get your coat, love
- You've pulled"
Works every time
>>57632432
>>57632463
I see. spent some time around Austin, N'awlins and Baton Rogue but was not lucky enough to see this establishment. Arkansas is still on my to-do list unfortunately. (Saving the best til last)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3531232/British-mother-son-enjoy-mind-blowing-sex-hiding-police-say-face-15-years-jail.html
how long until this is normal then eh?
>>57632628
Social Anxiety has a lot of physical symptoms too
>>57632664
putting bacon on it now
fuck you muzzie faggot
>>57632575
Not yet, but soon.
>>57632658
No
No
>>57632679
come to shreveport and get pissed with me la
>>57632580
>little greasy mussie thinks he's strong enough to overpower a woman who isn't malnourished from years of eating dirt
Grown women are also stronger than 10 year olds.
>>57632624
or8 m8, calm darn.
>>57632527
memes only exist if you allow them to exist in your plane of consciousness
fuck off
(you know who I'm talking to)
What OS are you using right now lads?
>>57632575
At least we don't have a coon for a president
>>57632672
i cant wait for hillary and corbyn to be elected it will be a truly golden age for the left wing
so just fish and chips? no one wants pepperoni?
my favourite poster is gay aussie because he's the only one of us who is completely unironic
>>57632749
windows 7
>>57632749
gnu/linux
>>57632575
You can't criticize anyone with your black president and soon to be woman president.
Not that there's anything wrong with a woman president, the problem arises when your entire platform is, 'vote for me because I have a vagina.'
>>57632749
Gentoo
>>57632749
ubuntu cinnamon lad
>>57632700
people said that it was pure conspiracy that the LGBT agenda was ultimately aimed at normalising incest, peadophilia and beastiality, but it is happening right now, we are sliding towards hell
>>57632749
>>57632749
OS X El Capitan
>>57632524
If you haven't tried it before, ask your doctor for a strip of propanalol, take one about 30-60 mins before hand and it stops/reduces/slows the uptake of the physical stress symptoms like shaking, clenching, frowning and generally makes things a lot easier. That said therapy is better but desu the NHS can barely afford plasters.
*scratches me bum*
>Not that there's anything wrong with a woman president
>>57631935
>former BBC reporter
no surprise there
>>57632822
doxed.
LOICing you as I write this
>>57632717
Good, I enjoy gay sex more when it's illegal.
I'm having a trip to Pakistan to meet some cute gay Paki lads.
>>57632719
i'll swing by after i watch the eclipse outside nashville next year
>>57632830
good lad
>>57632866
bad lad
>>57632524
JUST B YRSLF ANON
m8s mum once gave me a rimmer 2bh
Surprisingly enjoyable
>>57632846
Our greatest PM was a woman.
anime and gooks belong in the bin
>>57632781
best version of Windows
>>57632791
what one though pal?
>>57632803
excellent
>>57632822
>>57632830
eh/10
>>57632884
do you constantly remind your m8 of this?
>>57632867
Enjoy being killed after your sex
>>57632924
>leaves out niggers and pakis
>>57632575
wouldve probably taken 15 seconds to look that up, probably longer than it took you to write that post
Do normies understand social anxiety?
Like if they saw somebody shaking/red/sweating/mumbling/whatever, what do they think? Do they think you're they're retarded and autistic or do they like understand it to some degree?
>>57632923
did Tony Blair get a sex change?
>>57632936
Lel. I'm a British citizen. All I have to do is contact the embassy and they'll sort it out.
You Pakis would never kill your superiors.
>>57632884
>>57632923
Things were different back then.
>>57632959
don't be racist.
>>57632994
not even slightly funny/clever lad
>>57632749
What's an OS?
>>57632923
Pitt the Elder wasn't a woman.
>>57632991
No, your partner will most likely kidnap and kill you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7_Rc7m_smQ
Why are so many girls left wing? Is it because they rely on emotions instead of rational thought?
>>57632932
Nah, he's not supposed to know about the situation. Then she got too drunk about a week later and started trying to drag me in the house while I was trying to hang out with him. Had to shut down her advances, she's not capable of covert operation.
Her new boyfriend is a smug cunt, don't think he knows his girl's tongue was once in my butt.
need to be rimmed by a qt girl
>responding to the paki flag
i'm willing to bet it's a ruseman with a proxy
either way you shouldn't be responding
>>57633005
>the amount of paperwork that follows using non-lethal defencive measures
Copper obviously felt it was necessary
>>57633006
niggers and pakis don't belong on /brit/
>>57632923
don't think lords can be women lad
>autistic boy my mates and I bullied in years 7-9 has had a loving gf for 2 years
>I am a virgin
Not sure how I feel about this.
>>57633030
Orangutan Sex
>>57633066
Nah.
>>57633006
why not? Would rather be near an anime freak than a stinking spade
Going to the cinema to watch a film all by myself lads
business plan: develop a cure for autism and social anxiety
>>57633045
>right wing
>rational thought
>>57633005
>The police shouldn't be so mean! Why won't they just stand there whilst we bottle them?
>>57633066
do you think your my boss or something, pal? jog on before I bash your head in
>This girl on BGT
tfw your coffin collapses in
>>57632832
I tried asking for beta blockers and they said no
>>57633115
did this during the week when everyone was in school/work, not as bad as I though because there was bumfuck nobody around
why is trollface not used anymore?
>>57633045
More easily influenced by media.
Current media just happens to be predominantly leftist.
>>57632278
>>57632524
just snort a line of speed
>>57633135
>>57633115
sadcase
>>57633045
It's because it's the cool thing to do
200 years ago, women were more "right wing" desu
>>57633165
*muffled REEEEEEEEEE*
>>57633186
Why are so many taxi drivers pakis?
What is it about driving taxis that appeals to pakis other than taking advantage of drunk women.
>>57632977
>not using PepeLinux
>current year
This girl sings like a Disney princess holy shit she's good
>>57633186
you are now breathing manually
>>57633186
Because we have something better.
>watching channel 4 news
>some delusional scotcuck author being interviewed about his book on
>suddenly comes out with "we need loads and loads and loads of immigrants to come to Britain"
>in 20 years we will have 1 worker for 1 retired person
>doesn't realise that will be due to further automation
>>57633208
why are those girls laughing at him? why are they so mean
heading to mcdonalds, you guys want anything?
Recommend me a decent smartphone for under £200
