crayon pop edition
yasuho
rightists?
Imagine if you fell in love with a man and married him and you had a husband.
Haha
Thoughts?
sara
Nazi prototypes desu lads
fuck sake we've need a new for ages and it's a fucking zipperhead one
maisie
>showering without washing your face
Holy fuck lads I'm creasing hahaha
gf is making me sit in the cuckshed lads
>>57628675
I'm not emotionally attracted to men though
you can't marry someone on physical attraction alone
>>57628625
Realised asian girls are fucking midgets lads.
Stood next to a group of them and i towered over them and im only 5'9
>>57628684
he's a paki that should fuck off
>>57628684
back to packistan
imagine having skin the same colour as poo?
How do i make my life more like an Anime lads?
>>57628697
not a fan of this kamikaze gimmick
Poleaboo has just installed Grindr
>>57628734
at least you have internet in your cuckshed
I have to sit in silence apart from when her bull comes in to grab a beer from the locked mini-fridge
retard
typical yank
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRFbni6YhE8
typical irish
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_aXWgpxjTs
>>57628697
>tfw no modern wunderwaffen
>>57628699
>we've need a new for ages
nice english mate
Poleaboo is listening to Simple Plan
Might do some Linkin Park later
>>57628802
Meme gun.
>>57628791
you going to become one of those gay serial killers?
>>57628752
>i think therefore before i vote
i like it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh44UupVDcA
spit some bars over this chooon
poleaboo is currently shoving a girthy courgette up his arsehole
Poleaboo just came out to his parents as gay
>>57628625
Who used to wank off over the lingerie section in the Littlewoods catalogue when they were kids?
Easing myself onto a cucumber lads. Cheeky.
Me in the middle.
>>57628917
Not very professional
>only did 4 scenes
tragic
>>57628894
>>57628883
can't decide which is the real poleaboo both seem feasible
>>57628931
next catalogue 2bh pal
>>57628917
Come off it slags
VERY thought provoking stuff
https://twitter.com/communist_slut/status/702891070473035776
https://twitter.com/commieslut/status/702873654619729920
>>57628917
pls no bully
>>57628842
the fun fired psychologial shells
>I play computer games
>I use proprietary software
>I get drunk at least once a week
>I own an Apple product
>I play computerised games
>I didn't study STEM
>I read genre fiction
>The Western Canon? What's that?
>I engage in leisurely activity via playing on a computer
Spiral staircase
Rhinoceros beetle
Ruins street
Fig tart
Rhinoceros beetle
Via dolorosa
Rhinoceros beetle
Singularity point
Giotto
Angel
Hydrangea
Rhinoceros beetle
Singularity point
Secret emperor
>>57628802
literally too big, easy target practice for bombers and too expensive to replace, modern battle tanks are pretty much optimal in terms of size and the amount of damage they can do
Poleaboo is wondering if he should go all in and acquire a van and some sweets
is /brit/ the best board on 4chan?
>>57627624
Definitely from reddit
>Shitty keyboard
>Shitty desk
>Meme backgrounds
>Mac
>seagate HDD
imagine being a second class citizen
>>57629105
yes
no
yes
no
yes
no
what
what
sometimes
>>57628802
would LOVE to stand on a raised platform and take a shell in the bollocks from that
>>57629135
Most popular general, sure.
Best may e subjective, but even so it would take an unusually specific set of criteria to consider it the "best"
Ham and pineapple pizza for tea lads
>>57629135
no, it's just active
>>57629135
Its not a board Reddit
>>57629150
>(Dead)
why
>>57629042
reminder that Aisha could have got into Oxbridge easily and she's just as smart as any Oxbridge student
spent all day watching good mythical morning lads
>>57628917
>leather boots
muh dick
just had a twister AND a solero ice cream now
>>57629105
alri RMS
i try to admit it when im wrong.
think its a good personality trait to have.
>>57629226
hello 12 year old
>>57629234
Fuck off fat boy
>>57629234
Naughty. Mum said one.
>>57629105
yes
yes
yes
no
yes
no
no
no
yes
Bloody hell chaps Sainsbury's taste the difference egg bites are astounding
Noshing them down
what book are you reading lads
>>57629042
I want her to give me a blowie so bad
>dat dishevelled hair
>dose eyes
>dat bone structure
>dose lips
Good evening gents
is sershlad back yet
Still quite buzzing off this Tramadol, lads.
Whats something fun to do while high lads?
>>57629366
>nose ring
Nah lad
can we get some more commie slags
>>57629371
He killed himself, funeral was today
>>57629260
nothing wrong with family friendly entertainment lad
>>57629366
>"supports" west ham and celtic
I see you looking at me
Looking at me, so I ask
Am I a psycho? Am I a psycho?
Yeah I’m a psycho, I guess I’m a psycho
Mom? Dad? I’m no longer the boy you’re used to seeing
I’ve changed a lot, plus I’ve grown to hate every human being
My mood swings have now turned my dreams into gruesome scenes
Now I’m doing things I don’t normally do
When illusions seem to be the only pleasures I can gain
Sorry that ain’t very merry to say, why is this game so scary to play?
Well let me think, cause every day my balls are getting too hairy to shave
Pause a minute, I’m stressin’ the game if I go to hell, then heaven’s to blame
I don’t mean to come off crazy but you motherfuckers seem to think that I’m hella deranged
>>57629354
From Hell.
>>57628625
>Just got a text from Coral regarding a job I applied for
>tfw have to record myself answering interview questions on my phone
This is proper weird lads
>>57629424
>Autism
>>57629421
open your third eye
went for my weekly pineal gland check up
doc said there's bit of calcium crust
not a fan of this
>>57629354
The English Revolution and the Wars in the Three Kingdoms 1638-1652 desu senpai.
Aisha > Rosie > Sara
The Grand National is systematised animal abuse and if you watch it or bet on it you’re complicit in it.
>>57629444
fuck off
he's online on steam
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-35988134
>Wearing the hijab is a legal requirement for women in Iran. But a controversial Facebook campaign is calling on female tourists visiting the country to post pictures of themselves removing the garment.
bitches gonna get stoned
>>57629477
You could make up perfect answers.
>>57629429
>Sara
>slag
'no'
>>57629366
>tfw will never be good enough for this
>>57629477
That's not even bad, for an accountancy firm I had to record my answers on video
>>57629498
this to be quite honest with you family
>>57629441
what the fuck is that. looks stupid and gay
>>57629484
>opening the third eye
>while high
took 7 etizolam and 10 diclazepam today lads
washing it down with cider and strong beer
any of you lads know a decent hydrocholic acid recipe would be champon!
Ta'!
Pls repond
>>57629536
she's a dirty bitch
https://twitter.com/ssaradavidson/status/718800054975340545
>>57629538
her bf isn't particularly attractive
>browsing Tinder
>find local qt
>look at her other pics
>she has a septum piercing
binned
>>57629531
Meanwhile in Sweden women are putting them on voluntarily to show solidarity
>>57629429
>commie
>wearing a fred perry top made in a bangladeshi sweatshop
>>57629513
Ask him your fucking self then
>>57629577
Fuck off, she's pure
>>57629601
Good lad.
>>57629577
>a sex life beyond conventional sex
eh?
>>57629424
>nose ring
>not hot
>>57629574
bit of a waste of benzos
>>57629601
not as bad as mine 2bh
>tfw every other bird on Liverpool Tinder is Irish
>>57629629
pure effort
>>browsing Tinder
>>find local qt
>>look at her other pics
>>she has a septum piercing
>binned
Got my sphincter pierced
>>57629532
It's not that I'm worried about, I'm probably the least photogenic person in the world and I look weird in videos and photos which won't do me any good for a customer service job.
>>57629566
Miku is love
>>57629662
this desu
>>57629638
>>57629667
they all come here from dublin on holiday and want a quick bang
>>57629653
she likes getting pished on
anime nonces btfo
https://twitter.com/kriemhildsrache/status/718511015105671168
https://twitter.com/DFosterEvans/status/718816141322362882
gentle reminder leftists are mentally ill children who should have their bennies withdrawn
>>57629693
which one? there are many hundreds of sphincters in the human body
Just bought three of these for £5 to have tonight with my fish and chips.
Decent pilsner tbqh.
>>57629791
>enjoying beer
how quaint
How important id your race to you?
>>57629752
>INFJ · mental illness
???
>>57629791
DUDE YOUR GOING TO GET SO WASTED XD
>Piercings other than ear lobes.
>>57629791
>beer
ah yes, i remember when i was 15 too. very impressive
got my third eye pierced
>>57629757
Imagine being THIS jealous of rich people
Aisha: talks like a slut but really very loyal and just wants to please her man, very clingy
Rosie: actually a huge slut but all in all not particularly great at sex
Sara: has had sex with one person and she just lay there and neither person came
>>57629105
>studying STEM
literally JUST: the education
ate too much haribo
feel sick now
gonna wash it down with some dr pepper
>>57629778
lol I'm not going to dox myself dear
The thought of bottoming turns Poleaboo on.
>>57629884
>beer
>15
Fuck off billionaire. White Lightning all the way.
Why are sheboons incapable of not having a minimum of 2 children? Every fucking middle aged one I see has at least two niglets with her. Dad not in sight. You just KNOW they're going to be the next generation of doctors and engineers
gonna buy some alcohol latter
what should I get?
some assorted meme beers as usual or spirits instead
nasri scored
>>57629879
>not liking nipple piercings
>>57629884
>beer is for kids
Get back to your "whiskey on the rocks" and keep tipping your fedora you fat neckbeard abnormie twat
>>57629968
Degeneracy doesn't turn me on
>>57629884
Stick to your brandy, faggot.
*AIR RAID SIRENS*
ATTENTION!
ATTENTION!
ATTENTION!
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT RELEVANT TO THE CONTINUED SURVIVAL OF THE WHITE RACE
ATTENTION!
I'M IN DESPERATE NEED OF A MASSIVE CHOON LADS
>>57629968
>being a weirdo austrian bender
>>57629429
Never ceases to amaze me that creature is only 18. It looks about 30
>>57629913
let's see your reasons why
let me guess, you majored in business kek
>>57629909
Rosie is also the ugliest
got a whole case of WKD to myself
going to get bladdered tonight
>>57629757
I don't get it
>>57629875
she is genuinely autistic
https://twitter.com/kriemhildsrache/status/716306198883078147
>Degeneracy doesn't turn me on
Without cheating, who is he, /brit/?
>>57629752
does this person not realise these animes are produced by and for nonces
>>57629884
>Ah yes good sir, I'll take that Martini shaken not stirred.
>>57629664
How so you soft cunt?
you just don't have the same intonlerance tt the GABA receptopor I have due to alcoholicm
>>57630003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_9tX4eHztY
>>57629957
woah, that's racist, a know a black guy and he's not a criminal, so you're just fucking wrong lad
>it's a 19 year old students argue about their university and degree episode
boring
>>57630032
>anime
could have guessed that one in my sleep lad
>>57629967
>>57629791
>tfw going down to the local english run caf and getting a fat fry up with 2 pints of estrella for £7
>he didn't go on a lads holiday to maga
what's it like being uncultured
>>57630022
>STEM alone
pretty shit if you want a well rounded education and not a race of automatons
philosophy + STEM is the master race
Me and the lads
>>57630039
The person who Jonny Vegas played in The Libertine?
>>57630024
she has the best body though
>>57630022
insecure STEM autist detected
like bees to honey, literally can't help themselves
>>57630032
need a timid mouse-like qt gf
>>57630039
Winston Churchill?
>>57630039
wallpole
>>57630110
me in the flatcap
>>57630088
In other words - /sci/ episode.
>/polska/ has 40 posts
>10 of them are by Poleaboo
>11 of them are replies to him
Making my mark, lads
>>57630039
GLADSTONE: The wonder years
>>57630039
Robert Walpole, 1st Earl of Oxford desu
>guns, germs and steel
>>57630039
I cheated, he's the first PM of the UK.
Robert Walpole.
It's pretty sad that we don't know much about our history.
>>57630003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAi1xW-Kxw0
>y-you're wrong! look at this infographic about how well paid STEM careers are
couldn't write it lads
>have couple handfuls of friends
>most live quite far away
>one of my better friends lives 10 mins away
>pussy whipped as fuck
>never wants to do anything or go anywhere without his GF
>ask him if he wants to go out
>''sure, I'll ask my GF''
>''I was wanting it to just be the lads''
>''oh well, you know she gets bored and stuff when she's on her own blah blah blah''
>feel like telling him to grow a pair of nuts
>she comes out for some drinks
>he goes home at 11 because she's tired and doesn't want to stop out anymore
>mfw
How do I find more people to go drinking with? Most of the guys I work with are a lot older than me 45++ with commitments and shit so don't go out so much.
>>57630110
Would not shag a single one.
gimme another qt lead singer like chvrches please
>>57630092
never been to Magaluf. When I was a lad, Ayia Napa, and Ibiza were the "lads" holiday destination of choice.
Never went there either cos I had no friends ;_;
Who /BGT/
>>57630039
wasn't he on Big Brother? or was it Celebrity Love Island?
>>57630109
why in the world philosophy? getting a minor in business would be better imo, but you need connections
>>57630224
>>57630224
grimes
>>57630110
GOLF SALE? WHERE?
One perk of being in your mid - late twennies is you really start to appreciate solo drinking
>>57630241
Golf mate
*comes at you*
What the fuck were the Whigs?
which fastfood shall i get tonight lads
- kfc
- fish n chips (bonus: can get booze on the way)
- mcdonalds (Penalty: get glassed for being autistic as its on the high street)
- burger king (Penalty: its expensive and a 20 minute drive)
>>57630235
Ibizas become a place for 'house music' snobs
Kavos, Maga and Zante are for your average lad
>>57630235
went to magaluf last year
it's mostly just art galleries and stuff now they closed all the clubs
>>57630003
Marche was known in ancient times as the Picenum territory. In the fourth century BC the northern area was occupied by the Senones, a tribe of Gauls. In Marche was fought the Battle of Sentinum in 295 BC; after it, the Romans founded numerous colonies in the areas, connecting them to Rome by the Via Flaminia and the Via Salaria. Ascoli was a seat of Italic resistance during the Social War (91–88 BC).
The Renaissance town of Urbino
After the fall of the Western Roman Empire, the region was invaded by the Goths. After the Gothic War, it was part of the Byzantine Exarchate of Ravenna (Ancona, Fano, Pesaro, Rimini, and Senigallia forming the so-called Pentapolis). After the fall of the Exarchate it was briefly in the possession of the Lombards, but was conquered by Charlemagne in the late eighth century. In the ninth to eleventh centuries the marches of Camerino, Fermo and Ancona were created, hence the modern name.
Marche was nominally part of the Papal States, but most of the territory was under local lords, while the major cities ruled themselves as free communes. In the twelfth century, the commune of Ancona resisted both the imperial authority of Frederick Barbarossa and the Republic of Venice, and was a maritime republic on its own. An attempt to restore Papal suzerainty by Gil de Albornoz in the fourteenth century was short-lived.
>>57630052
>>57630203
I said massive choons, not total waste sounds you Spackers!
>>57630053
Very good.
>>57630224
>>57630317
KFC
>>57630209
what you described is the most infuriating thing about ladm8s with gf's they turn into total flakes and literally go home at 11
honestly never do that shit, maybe its a contributing factor to why girls always break up with me but idgaf
>>57630310
proto-tories.
>>57630317
Kfc.
>>57630317
Fish n Chips mate ignore that stupid yank
>>57630302
um
leftists????????????????????
>>57630317
Gabbotts farm
>>57630317
kfc
>>57630317
fish and chips (no booze)
>>57630317
mcdonalds
>>57630331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFacWGBJ_cs
>>57630209
in the same boat lad, my mate just bailed on me because his GF needs a lift back from a club at 3am tonight even though we had something planned for a few weeks now.
>>57630039
Robert Wapole retroactively made the first Prime minister when he was granted some position related to the treasury in addition to his other cabinet position. Was PM around 1700-1715?
>>57630032
>INFJ
>I
>>57630323
Sounds good tbqh.
>>57630323
did you do all the touristy shit like get a photo of you holding up the statue outside the bar where that girl sucked of 19 lads in a row?
there's literally no reason to stay in the EU other than "muh billionaires will make less profits because they can't hire cheap labour from Poland anymore"
>>57630317
kfc
>>57630391
Scandalous
>>57630331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUAXcTfHWyM
>>57630262
>why in the world philosophy?
to have an open mind
business degrees are trash and so are the people who get them
>>57630441
we'll still have freedom of movement once we've left
https://youtu.be/-IhXHQ7cM98?t=1h11m38s
>laughing about how many people he's killed
>is killed a week later
*kink shames you*
>>57630353
It annoys me so much I'm not even gonna ask him anymore.
>>57630409
What a fanny.
I just want some mates who wanna do stuff after work and aren't pussy whipped as fuck.
welp, time to crack open the first Stella and decide what to order...
Korean women have every strange eyebrows
lotta uprising about cameron i'm seeing on the news
are you guys ok?
>>57630331
>to have an open mind
>business degrees are trash and so are the people who get them
>>57630264
Nice
Bilinda a qtier though desu (desu)
>>57630474
i doubt this is true
>>57630453
my life is so much better going teetotal desu
>>57630317
>- fish n chips (bonus: can get booze on the way)
looks like you already made the decision m8 and just want moral support
>>57630339
her face when she sits on my willy
>>57630474
i hope not
>>57630209
I feel your pain
>Used to go fishing with my best m8 every weekend
>Just the two of us with some beers and food
>Sit around all day talking about pointless shit and have a blast
>He gets a GF
>He now insists on bringing her along every time we meet during the week
>He now wants to bring her fishing with us
Women suck the fun out of everything mate, she'll consume him and it will strain your friendship.
Where can I find a right wing gf?
>post tfw no gf on uni's yak
>get response from grill
think this is legit lads?
should I risk it?
>>57630495
this user's 4chan account is now property of the corbynite caliphate
>>57630262
Learning philosophy promotes logic and exposes to many different forms of thinking. It can also teach you things about life that can lead you to be a happier and more fufilled person
>>57630512
>>57630539
if we want to stay part of the common market we'll have freedom of movement
Who is the greatest Briton of all time?
>>57630560
Tell us how it goes
What do you think my to haircut lads?
>>57630495
it's literately nothing
ah yes, I think I will major in one of the many liberal arts instead of engineering
without guessing, who is this?
>>57630592
me, I am, no question