Louisiana Saturday Night edition
This is a vocaroo thread. In this thread, we read, sing, play instruments, try to speak languages we had no idea even existed (e.g. """"Gay lick""""), make fun of each other's ridiculous accents and so on. We also bully people until they leave crying.
Females encouraged.
>requesting to hear Swiss-German
>also poker later maybe. PM me if you want the deetz
"The Green Man pub in Wellington, the poorer Australia (AKA New Zealand), has taken to serving chilled shots of horse semen to its customers. For 30ml, the standard single shot size down under, the going rate for a sip of horse cum is 12 Euros, (or roughly 2500 sperm cells per penny). The jizz is apple flavoured, and fresh from a Christchurch stallion. Presumably it's free if you can guess which one. The owner, Steven Drummond, must be due some kind of medal for entrepreneur of the century. Why not have it over ice and really take your time with it?"
>>57628031
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uaAcpCzcyF
requesting german or spanish please. portuguese would be cool too
>>57628031
r8
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NqWEmvlYei
>>57628031
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MTE1B4Ar2z
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PO3um038w4
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uKm4RDua5J
fucking gross
>>57630144
>>57630044
>>57628800
so many dubs
For 2-3 weeks I'll have to use a shitty mic so turn your volume to max to hear.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dXztXGvLcx
Sung this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRPJIqFCOLc&list=FLuuWNI9-kWSCdEI5kMsgk7g&index=1&nohtml5=False
>>57628031
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1z57I3vhxkd
for the brazilian friend who posted yesterday
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gWjUDFhVXa
I dont really know where this is from, but it's kinda badly written. I am guessing it's google translated, some good diction is used but there are some very obvious mistakes. I can correct it if you want.
come play poker pals
Rebump
>>57631490
come play poker mate
>>57628195
Nice.
kek'd at the way you said "also known as New Zealand).
>>57628800
8/10. There were a few words I could point out:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KmG1lqSwuF
>>57628851
>aye kai aye
:^)
Really nice though. 9.33467 to the tenth power/10.
Oh wait, were you trying to put on an accent? Just listening to the second Voc now. Second one sounds like first generation burger who lives in a very isolated Slavic community somewhere in Cleveland.
>>57630044
Hey did you go on that roadtrip yet?
>>57630459
You sing quite well!
>>57630496
>not pennies if you talk about Euros, it's cents
What is it for kronor since you live in rightful Svenska clay? 1809, never forget.
>>57631540
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02KqKuYspRn
>>57631527
Nah maybe I'll join later
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HRES6e5ztP
>>57631540
>8/10. There were a few words I could point out:
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KmG1lqSwuF
Thank you very much mate. Here is my best try:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aZJ1CEdlH1
Where mah boy Dudu at ?
Come play poker to learn about Finnish mythology
>females encouraged?
But males aren't? Fucking feminists
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dL6vQSchsE
Now, repeat after me.
>>57633366
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jg92LWs62v
>>57633451
http://vocaroo.com/i/s171MVzPeYC0
>>57632458
Arigato
>>57633609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38oGgG7iupA
>>57633609
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MTuM9h5VGI
>>57633919
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nxL38vrk20
>>57634013
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YYl13qrcZC
>>57634478
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1u0U8TnuQ17
>>57628031
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1omEHdesyCG
bubububump
Bumpin'
Ok, I'm reposting the stuff from last night.
"Voilà : de Manosque à Vachères, c’est colline après colline, on monte d’un côté on descend de l’autre, mais, chaque fois, on descend un peu moins que ce qu’on a monté. Ainsi, peu à peu, la terre vous hausse sans faire semblant. Ceux qui ont déjà fait le voyage deux ou trois fois s’en aperçoivent parce qu’à un moment donné il n’y a plus de champs de légumes, puis, parce que le blé est de plus en plus court, puis, parce qu’on passe sous les premiers châtaigniers, puis, parce qu’on traverse à gué des torrents d’une eau couleur d’herbe et luisante comme de l’huile, puis, parce que enfin, paraît la tige bleue du clocher de Vachères, et que, ça, c’est la borne."
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MN8DHdugKg
Huh what's that, guys? You want to watch an obscure appearance by Lill-Babs on West German tele in 1962 alongside Vivi Bach?
Got you covered fäm. https://youtu.be/gKiEQgDI1Rk?t=1m26s
(action starts at 01:26)
>>57637050
Meant to add this...
Gotta keep bumpin'
>>57638170
kek Pierre what are you doing ?
>>57638479
Drinking and listening to Alan Stivell, life is goude
>>57636728
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sAvkwD7mso
>>57636728
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bjAN5efFzF
>>57630518
Thanks for the read man
>I am guessing it's google translated, some good diction is used but there are some very obvious mistakes. I can correct it if you want.
Lel yeah, it was google translated. Please correct it m8
Requesting some Norwegian or Icelandic, as usual
>>57638795
Good job lad.
>>57639248
Εk μέρους όλων των διkαστών kαι αξιωματούχων, υπόσχομαι ότι θα εkπληρωθούν τα kαθήkοντα μας (this means our duties will be fullfiled, instead of we will fulfil our duties, sounds better) kατά τη διάρkεια των Ολυμπιαkών Αγώνων (no need for the αυτών) με (not στην) πλήρη αμεροληψία kαι σεβασμό, σύμφωνα με τους kανόνες που διέπουν την διοργάνωση (changed it a bit made it a bit clearer and more understandable) , μέσα σε πνεύμα ευγενούς άμιλλας.
here's how I would write it m8
>>57639248
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bjAN5efFzF
Good job to you as well. Perfectly understandable without the text. Try to sound a bit more natural if you can but otherwise it's good. Watch out for some of you vowel sounds though.
>>57639630
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IOdZzp3ZGv
How is my reading?
>>57639645
Thanks. I haven't practiced French in a while so i had to speak a little slower and think about the pronunciation of each word
>>57636728
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01DwJgJxAzt
>>57640478
it's good, understandable, but there are some easy fixes that will make you sound natural, with just a slight accent
Keep in mind that greek language has actually few sounds, just many shit that are pronounced the same way because of the ancient baggage that the language carries around.
Keeping that in mind:
υ, ι, η, ει ,οι ,υι same sound
αι, ε same sound
o,ω same
ου is pronounced as a -oo as in look
δ is read as th as in the, this, that
θ is read like th as in theater, thunder
γ is read like wh as in what, where
χ is read like h as in his, height, hormones
the main mistakes I spotted where the you read αι as an aee and not an e. you said kai, it is a sharp ke. also you pronounced -γ as a g, insted of a -wh. and your -ου was a bit off, sounded like an oee sound instead of a clear -oo. your x was kind of a mix between χ and k sound. Also you should hit harder on the toning, it was a bit off.
Here's how I'd read it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bdysA5YhPq
>>57641364
>ω
that looks like a ballsack
>>57641601
or a little boy's ass ;)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hwcy1Yqc42
Lapin kesä- The Summer of Lapland
Lapissa kaikki kukkii nopeasti,
maa, ruoho, ohra, vaivaiskoivutkin.
Tuot' olen aatellut ma useasti,
kun katson kansan tämän vaiheisiin.
Miks meillä kaikki kaunis tahtoo kuolta
ja suuri surkastua alhaiseen?
Miks meillä niin on monta mielipuolta?
Miks vähän käyttäjiä kanteleen?
Miks miestä täällä kaikkialla kaatuu
kuin heinää, - miestä toiveen tosiaan,
miest' aatteen, tunteen miestä, kaikki maatuu
tai kesken toimiansa katkeaa?
Muualla tulta säihkyy harmaahapset,
vanhoissa hehkuu hengen aurinko.
Meill' ukkoina jo syntyy sylilapset
ja nuori mies on hautaan valmis jo.
Ja minä itse? Miksi näitä mietin?
Se merkki varhaisen on vanhuuden.
Miks seuraa käskyä en veren vietin,
vaan kansain kohtaloita huokailen?
On vastaus vain yksi: Lapin suvi.
Sit' aatellessa mieli apeutuu.
On lyhyt Lapin linnunlaulu, huvi
ja kukkain kukoistus ja riemu muu.
Mut pitkä vain on talven valta. Hetken
tääll' aatteet levähtää kuin lennostaan,
kun taas ne alkaa aurinkoisen retken
ja jättävät jo jäisen Lapinmaan.
Oi, valkolinnut, vieraat Lapin kesän,
te suuret aatteet, teitä tervehdän!
Oi, tänne jääkää, tehkää täällä pesä,
jos muutattekin maihin etelän!
Oi, oppi ottakaatte joutsenista!
Ne lähtee syksyin, palaa keväisin.
On meidän rannoillamme rauhallista
ja turvaisa on rinne tunturin.
Havisten halki ilman lentäkäätte!
Tekoja luokaa, maita valaiskaa!
Mut talven poistuneen kun täältä näätte,
ma rukoilen, ma pyydän: palatkaa!
>>57641734
go away aristotle
>>57642920
strong banter.
>>57642983
go away
>>57642983
Requesting spanish plz
If you post russian I'll try it but I'll suck massive dick and you'll laugh at me but oh well
>>57643174
Cariño, te voy a dar el placer que Georges nunca te podera dar para que pudas vivir en paz por toda tu vida
>>57643174
you're a woman aren't you?
>>57643222
what weird language is this?
>>57643329
t. Zigaropappahimidimitropoulos
>>57643329
t. Ahmed Mohammadopolous
>>57628031
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fSjcigCwXq
What do you think, lads
>>57641364
Damn, thank you very much for your help man.
That's for a school project, in which we'll make a little Olympics with each class representing a country and my class chose Greece. I have to read that text in Greek in front of the whole school in the opening ceremony, and other students will read in other languages (i actually volunteered to speak in English or in Japanese but they gave me that greek text even though i don't know much about Greek)
>>57643455
t. Chad lafayette using a proxy to feel closer to his heritage
>>57643468
Christchurch is more like "Cry-st" instead of "crist". Accent sounds kinda forced too.
>>57643575
I've actually been letting my beard and hair grow again. Got bored of waiting and shaved today.
>>57634523
>>57634478
>>57634013
>>57633919
Tovarisch,what are you doing
>>57643648
Monumental.
>>57643771
Didn't your granny fuck every member of the Monuments Men?
>>57643849
wasnt yours fucked a large number of Englishmen?
You've probably more English blood in you than you think, rape baby.
>>57643648
Well, I started learning English by watching cartoons and browsing the internet that probably had an influence on the way I talk in English. I talk differently in Lithuanian.
"Donde están las Boliguayas solteras"
with a german accent pls
>>57643941
> I talk differently in Lithuanian.
Wait, are you sure?
>>57643924
>wasnt yours fucked a large number of Englishmen?
Using large and Englishman in the same sentence is an oxymoron, you moron.
>>57642898
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZmqyIJHzQ1
>>57643941
It sounds a little like when someone tries to do the RP Brit accent.
>>57641581
Kilka tysięcy osób demonstrowało przed siedzibą brytyjskiego premiera Davida Camerona, domagając się jego rezygnacji i uregulowania statusu prawnego rajów podatkowych podległych Wielkiej Brytanii.
>>57644085
>RP Brit accent
People tell me it sounds more American. I caught a lot of mannerisms talking to other people of whom most are Americans.
>>57644001
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AyXKeh3VTN
That's how I normally SOUND like
>>57644064
5/5
>>57644064
Great as always, but here are a couple of things I noticed.
in the firt line, you pronounced the double i in kukkii as a single i
in the second line, you pronounced vaivaiskoivutkin as vaivaskoivutkin
other than that it was really great.
>>57644283
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cGHU4V5p7R
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NQy1kOndUS
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XWWP6KqR7z
>>57647226
>>57648735
give me something to say in lituANO
>>57648823
Kalnai kelmuoti, pakalnės nuplikę!
Kas jūsų grožei senobinei tiki?
Kur toj puikybė jūsų pasidėjo?
Kur ramus jūsų ūžimas nuo vėjo,
Kai balto miško lapeliai šlamėjo
Ir senos pušys siūravo, braškėjo?
Kur jūsų paukščiai, paukšteliai, paukštytės,
Katrų čilbančių teip ramu klausytis?
Kur jūsų žvėrys, gyvuliai, žvėreliai?
Kur žvėrų olos, laužai ir urveliai?
Visa prapuolę; tik ant lauko pliko
Kelios pušelės apykraivės liko!..
Skujom, šakelėm ir šiškom nuklotą
Kepina saulė nenaudingą plotą,
In kurį žiūrint teip neramu regis:
Lyg tartum rūmas suiręs, nudegęs,
Lyg kokio miesto išgriuvus pūstynė,
Lyg kokio raisto apsvilus kimsynė!..
>>57648992
pls keep in mind I have no idea how to pronounce your pagan language
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YtDafXR63H
>>57649150
Antanas Baranauskas would be proud :^)
Also you forgot this line: Kur žvėrų olos, laužai ir urveliai?
Have you read any Lithuanian previously? How do you know how to pronounce some letters like š and ž. I presume you that š is like sh because it is.
>>57649534
Not really first shot desu
I made a wild guess since š is sh in Hungarian (I know they're completely unrelated languages but it was the only lead I had)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KXjnwIOmTw
What do the little tails on some vowels mean?
>>57649699
It means that those letters are pronounced harsher and longer. Example: ą, ę, į, ų,
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0svwYtPFr0F
>>57648992
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JIHR2wbaut
