The burger prepares to post something clever. He slams his fat fingers into the keyboard, squinting at the letters because 50 chins block his FOV.
He begins furiously typing, the keys rattle with each press. But he cannot make any legible sense because thoughts of McDonald's, his sister's vagina and 9/11 (nevar 4get) keep popping into his head. He manages to string a few nonsensical words together, he hits post. Suddenly, his heart begins to fill with pride at the American education system. They taught him to finish a sentence.
He stands up, knocking over a gallon of diet coke, and raises his hand to his man boobs. Soft trumpets play in the background as he whispers "Murica!" with teary eyes.
Tragically his heart gives way to such undue stress of standing up. He tumbles to the ground with a loud splat, struggling to breath. The life slowly leaves his beady eyes...
And this is the story of a proud, red white and blue Murican! Dog bless USA.
>cucknada trying to be clever
>>57623613
dog bless ameriga AKA north mexico :DD
>>57623613
Fuck off Chang. DUDE WEED LMAO IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR. Kill yourself maple syrup-covered poutine faggot motherfucker.
>>57623662
>>57623673
>>57623725
Burger defence force has arrived on schedule
>>57623613
Man canadians are awful posters.
>>57623760
lol you type like a gay
>Yanknadians trying to be different from US-Americans
That pasta would be pretty dank if it were from a European or Aussie though
>>57623815
>muh same
I believe this chart will sort that notion out
>>57623613
There's a not-so-subtle irony about this post.
The leaf prepares to post something clever. He slams his frail fingers into the keyboard, squinting at the letters because wife's son is sitting in his lap.
He begins furiously typing, the keys rattle with each press. But he cannot make any legible sense because thoughts of Trudeau's abs, his Indochinese girlfriend and the burning of the White House(WE WUZ INVADERS N SHIT) keep popping into his head. He manages to string a few nonsensical words together, he hits post. Suddenly, his heart begins to fill with pride at the Canadian immigration system. They taught him to be politically correct in his posts.
He stands up, knocking over a bag of milk, and raises his hand to salute a crusty old leaf nailed to his wall. Soft trumpets play in the background as he whispers "Quebec WILL NEVER be free!" with teary eyes.
Tragically his heart gives way to such undue to the thoughts of not being white and male in modern Canada. He tumbles to the ground, quiet as a leaf, struggling to stay alive in the fall. The life slowly leaves his beady, 100% Anglo eyes...
And this is the story of a proud, yellow Canadian! O Canada I sing to thee...
>>57623937
It has nothing to do with fat people but good effort anyway.
>>57623949
Well played
>>57623613
>bantering your own country
>>57624179
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_cringe#Australia
>canada
Cucknadians should stay at /r/eddit
>>57624309
>Colombia
>>57623848
Where's North Korea in that image?
>>57623848
>chart full of insectoid human stickmen
>Turkey missing
Calling bullshit.
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on /int/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I.
