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This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!
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/balt/ baka senpai desu
When was the last time you jacked off to anime?
中野梓
セリフがくさい?どういう意味?
>>57621482
otu
>>57621627
About 14-16 hours ago to this doujin
http://exhentai.org/g/731127/d44e2fbdb7/
>>57621627
About 30 minutes ago.
How long until these books get recalled and the company that made them goes out of business because of it?
>>57621792
ベイカーさんのエッチな画像が大好き!
>>57621792
>going out of business due to an influx of popularity and sales
are you dumb?
>>57621792
>>57621848
Time to fap again
>>57621848
Someone needs to learn to draw
>>57621482
おちゅかれ
これも、元々、エロゲなんだよな
>>57621792
>goes out of business
>>57621903
lol
>Poortugal putting poorest girl in OP
It doesn't really surprise me
>>57621848
ベイカーさんがパウロにエッチなことをされたという事実がいつも僕を苦しめる
>>57622056
彼女はアメリカのヤリマンだから、ファヴェラの黒人のチンコを好むのは当たり前じゃん?
>>57622056
DELETE THIS
>>57621848
>>57622179
ベイカー先生も大変だな
>>57621482
お疲れ様です
my smug point:my town is koichokko's mecca
>>57622056
WTF is it with Japanese and Brazilians of all people? At least make it shemales or something.
>>57621627
10 years probably to be entirely honest
i wanted to but im not putting in effort to get past that fucking panda
>>57622287
Koto ward residents?
>>57622453
But you don't need panda to jack off to anime. Only muh secret club normies do that
>>57622453
Do you have a gf?
how long am i must stay in front of sadpanda? i was created account in before year but sometimes looking caches and trying addon (´;ω;｀)
>>57621482
I wouldn't mind cumming in some Nippon mouths in all honesty, I'd be open to it.
>>57621482
Best Koichoco grill
Your opinions don't matter
What visual novel should I play?
>>57622620
She's going to be okay, anon.
>>57622563
N-no
>>57622537
i like butts in motion
>>57622476
yep i can understand a bit that games wall lol
i live in nearly the across load
>>57622708
Kara no Shoujo
>>57622708
"Zinrui ha suitai shimasita(人類は衰退しました)"
It's worth reading but I dunno if it's published in English
>>57622845
ググるまでvisual novel を勘違いしてた、忘れて
plz forget this post.
>>57621482
Eroges keep evolving.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meM4JXePP8A
>>57622766
why are you know innocent grey…
i had 60title packages
so,"yume miru kusuri" "carnival"
"swan song" is best novel imo
Can any of you suggest self-learning books for someone with zero knowledge of Japanese
>>57622937
genki
>>57622643
Sure, you can have her
>>57621898
>>going out of business due to an influx of popularity and sales
>are you dumb?
No, but you clearly are.
>sales
These books are not bought by students, they are provided by schools.
>parents go on the internet
>parents find tons of porn of a character from their kids' textbook
>parents get upset and bring it to the education authorities
>>57622916
Idk much about the Jap-only games desu
I loved Innocent grey works played Cartagra and Kara no Shoujo 1 the last month don't have time to play Kara no Shoujo 2 cuz muh exams is right around the corner
I'm hyped for flowers
>>57622912
At that point why not just watch anime
>>57621664
セリフが大げさで安っぽい、陳腐って意味だよ
>>57623015
>>57623027
Appreciate the help senpaitachi
I should buy a kindle
>>57623055
its good. cartagra is most rate title in brand
and kara no shoujo 3 is coming soon.
My LINE ID is 'shibul123'.
Call me.
>>57623271
Are you so filthy rich that you need to make up excuses to piss away your money?
Who the hell buy's a kindle?
>>57623361
I am not rich
It could be nice to read something on the train
>>57623358
Who are you
>>57623361
I got mine in 2012 for 60 bucks
I'm not a big reader though, I've read like 5 books on it since then, but still worth imo
>>57623441
スマホで本を読めばいいじゃないか?
>>57623443
I'm Shin Jung Woo.
Can you read my name exactly?
>>57623271
What book do you want to read?
hey jap bros, do you remember your high school crush, what was her name? what is she doing now ?
>>57623606
Got non in mind, just want to read up on some things I guess
>>57623538
Nah bruv
>>57623504
I wonder if I should get the normal kindle or the paper white
>>57623538
小さくないか?
i want digital reader too. of course,raise the quality for fapping life
deijima was a mistake
>>57623671
>peru's high school crush works on the farm opposite his parent's
>she now gets fucked by aryan chad on a daily basis
>he now can't get an erection due to consuming the SSRI jew
>>57623305
I heard of it
Also who's your favorite girl from Cartagra and KNS
Cartagra the Imouto is my favorite she's quite witty
KNS I say Tojiko T^T
>>57623550
added
>>57623720
スマホ閲覧は目に悪いんじゃ
自用パソコンがなくて職場で毎回拷問を受けている身です
かと言ってipadを買う理由にはならねぇ
盗まれる恐れがある限り!
いや、それだけじゃねぇ
単に要らないのかもな、家帰って使用する意味がないし
我慢するしかねぇ
・・仕事も変えんとな
toilet papper
>>57623716
it's useful if you want to read before sleeping and can't be bothered to switch the light out or if your light source is too bright to read at night
come to germany and get it for €75
http://www.kaufda.de/Prospekt/Leverkusen/Media-Markt/547494924#page=6
かわいい nigger 好きで?
<-中出しのこと
>>57624233
That is fucking unfair
I wonder if there is similar deals here, it paperwhite is fucking 14000 yen on Amazon
>>57623671
> do you remember your high school crush
No, I went to a correspondence high school. I knew nary a thing about my classmates, let alone a love interest.
>>57623878
my favorite person is touji! she is cool. and yaginuma…
tojiko lol
she is sadly end though. but that game is beautiful
and have a japanese grills fan
ダクソ3はよ ダクソ3はよ ダクソ3はよ ダクソ3はよ ダクソ3はよ ダクソ3はよ ダクソ3はよ ダクソ3はよ ダクソ3はよ ダクソ3はよ ダクソ3はよ ダクソ3はよ ダクソ3はよ ダクソ3はよ ダクソ3はよ ダクソ3はよ ダクソ3はよ ダクソ3はよ ダクソ3はよ ダクソ3はよ ダクソ3はよ ダクソ3はよ ダクソ3はよ ダクソ3はよ ダクソ3はよ ダクソ3はよ ダクソ3はよ ダクソ3はよ ダクソ3はよ ダクソ3はよ
Cute.
>>57622214
>pregnant
degeneracy desu
Is it just me or is Japanese a really easy language to learn?
I feel like, even despite the different readings, it is all a really connected language.
English words seem to rarely be as connected. I can't imagine having to learn this at all.
>>57623671
>going to school with girls in it
No thanks, I didn't want to catch cooties.
ステーキ焼けた!
ワインないから二本酒でフラッペしたら
かなりメラゾーマだったよ
かんぱい
>>57624477
you cant learn japanese
>>57624408
>パソコンは最大の設定でやるように弱すぎ
>>57624672
Dont you have a good computer?
>>57624108
これな
元々、グラドル崩れだし
他のメンバーもエロゲに出ている
ラブライブ放映当初から言われてたぜ
他のメンバーにもいるから
>>57624477
Why are you posting in English?
>>57624744
More like a toaster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObZyg8R_B_I
解ってねぇな
ぬるぬるの60fpsだとこのゲームは簡単過ぎなんよ
敵の動きが止まって見えるぜ
30でやってこそのダ糞挑戦
>tfw binge watched an entire season of this
I never knew watching an old japanese guy eat food would be so entertaining and relaxing, it makes me happy watching him eat.
If you like asmr this show is a goldmine
How can i entrance into 京都大学?
Can i entrance?
>>57624783
すまん、俺は完全にエロゲー知識不足だわ
>>57624800
I don't know the grammar and I only know one thousand words.
Plus, there is a big difference between recognition and production.
俺は言葉を連取に毎日で文法分からない
It took me 6 minutes just to think of the words to say that shit. The grammar is just me pretty much guessing that shit.
>>57624901
Make sure you play it with one hand too, two hands is too easy
>>57624928
do you want to entrance kyoto university? stop watching anime
>>57625223
練習*
That and this IME is fucking shit. Why do space and tab give different results? Why does the shit I type keep disappearing?
Any Jap want to talk privately with me?
>>57624928
If you are good at English,yes.
京大is full of lunatic.
>>57625314
wow lewd
>>57625313
>>57625223
The IME isn't shit, you were a "u" short on your first post. Still, install Google IME or mozc on Linux.
https://www.google.com/ime/
![[Leopard-Raws] JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken - Diamond wa Kudakenai - 01 RAW (MBS 1280x720 x264 AAC)[(017154)2016-04-04-20-34-54].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UJuEnUO.jpg "[Leopard-Raws] JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken - Diamond wa Kudakenai - 01 RAW (MBS 1280x720 x264 AAC)[(017154)2016-04-04-20-34-54]")
>>57625244
I heard finns can master DS by playing it with benis
>>57625457
Why does pressing space just give me different shit though? Shouldn't it just give me what ever is the first thing on the suggestions?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfYlTTC-csk
>>57625642
Tab - suggestions.
Space - input from kana.
>>57625704
>>57625457
Ok, thank you.
I'm glad you guys took my shitposting to heart and gave me good advice.
>>57625642
It goes down the list if you use space repeatedly. Your IME might also use personalization, i.e. conversions you used in the past will be ranked higher.
You can also pick with arrow keys using Google IME. It also has far better auto completion, which might not be the best for studying purposes but eh...
>>57625595
LIKE A CHERRY COLA
>>57624834
You call THAT a toaster? This is a toaster.
>>57624499
>all male school
bet you got ass fucked every night lmao faggot
>>57624575
惜しいけど、フランベと言いたかったんだろう
フラッペしたらマヒャドだよ
>>57625906
>german
more like a oven toaster.
あーあ今日も親父に怒られた
お前はいい加減すぎるってさ
im waiting next cpu generations…
pc parts are too expensive in fucking our country
Japanese girl 「I’m going!!」
American girl 「I’m coming!!」
why?
>>57625906
despite being somewhat old, yours is a desktop GPU, mine is a laptop GPU and therefore shit
>>57626649
>Japanese girl going to heaven
>American girl waiting exctasy
fixed
>>57625906
>DDR2
>2016
It's not that bad, but I bet that 750Ti is starting to feel the strain.
What kind of music do Japs listen to?
やすみ
>>57627000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjDrEdEzfQc
E8500と8800GTで充分すぎるわ
>>57627041
I like this but I guess it is old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpYibfCLYWU
おまえらが大好き :3
>>57627168
pretty nice.
COOL
>>57627036
ill join your bed
俺も寝よう am 1:57 jp times now cya
>>57627255
俺もおまえが好き!
>>57625906
>tfw you bought this before the AUD crashed
the CPU price alone jumped up $100 not long after
>>57627168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbRmFSQYeac
How this?
![[Zero-Raws] Tamako Market - 11 (MX 1280x720 x264 AAC)[23-06-06].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/r4iiBlQ.jpg "[Zero-Raws] Tamako Market - 11 (MX 1280x720 x264 AAC)[23-06-06]")
ダクソ3はよ
Can all adult Japanese people read things like 奥の細道?
>>57627689
No
proof: there are blind people
>>57627460
Oh I like it
It is sou beautiful
Also I like stuff like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqWcCJKVHhk&nohtml5=False
>>57627689
it is difficult to understand 古典 like 奥の細道 even for adults.
>>57627746
Hue
>>57627763
Ok thanks dude
君の童貞、かしてくれないか?
>>57627794
後で返してね
>>57627689
>月日は百代の過客にして、行かふ年も又旅人也。
>舟の上に生涯をうかべ、馬の口とらえて老をむかふる物は、日々旅にして旅を栖とす。
i cant even read this prologue
>>57627757
Nice
I like this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INZo6eIFzuc
>>57627835
ごめん、あなたの童貞をなくした
>>57621898
>>57621934
I'm not sure about text books in UK or the US (I heard they don't even have text books in American schools, though) but in Japan, normal companies make textbooks and authorities only give approval to them, then each school chooses which textbooks they use. So they are making textbooks for business at this point.
>>57627935
誰かが交番に届けたかも
>>57627961
>I'm not sure about text books in UK or the US (I heard they don't even have text books in American schools, though) but in Japan, normal companies make textbooks and authorities only give approval to them, then each school chooses which textbooks they use. So they are making textbooks for business at this point.
this is what causes 教科書問題 lel, why do you not explain your war crimes in your textbooks, jap?
>>57627961
reminds me of GTO when he burn the books
>>57627888
Oh. I can listen to J-drama stuff okay but I have listened to an 奥の細道 audiobook hundreds of times and I barely understand anything. I remember some lines though.
How do 古典 books work? Do they have 振り仮名 so that modern people can read more easily?
>>57627935
…畜生ォ…持っていかれた………!!
>>57627000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKU6UM3r6WQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IRVQefN02k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysg0WZ_XmSU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ziWe_oNb58
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xEc74-JIPk
I have a thing for ytpmvs. these high-caliber shenanigans are pretty well-made and so swell.
>>57628048
>>57628302
大きいおっぱいがある女の子は童貞を盗んだ。
>>57628204
>>57628204
even stupid monkey jap can read each 漢字 of 古典
so jap doesnt need 振り仮名
but i dont understand overall meanings of sentence
>>57628621
Gotcha
>>57628204
Even if 古典 with 振り仮名,it is not easy to read them.
Because words in 古典 have different mean from modern Japanese word.
for example かなしい have different mean.In modern japanese its mean is sad. but in 古典 its mean is cute.
To read 古典 needs training,
>>57628139
Do you have school textbooks in sweden too? In Japan, our teachers teach everything along the line of what textbooks say except P.E. They always carry textbook and say 「次、教科書○○ページを開いて」 ("then, open up the text to page**" ) and pupils look at the page and sometimes actually read it.
>>57628598
>2枚目
どういう意味?
>>57628669
>古典 its mean is cute.
That's funny. Does it use the same 漢字?
>>57628750
美男子って意味
>>57622609
Google for this addon thread and read it, they have some theories and suggestions here.
>>57629020
分かった。ありがとう。
>>57627794
借りてどうする?
>>57627935
アナル騎乗位でか
>>57628531
貧乳は安全か
>>57628750
歌舞伎の役者の札で
一枚目が座長 二枚目が看板 三枚目がトリックスター
転じて美形の意味
>>57628531
残念ながら、法的に無価値なものを「盗む」ことは不可能
その辺の小石を家に持ち帰っても罪に問われないのと一緒
>>57629093
所有権がある物は盗める
それだけじゃない?
まあ、童貞とは関係ないけど
Konichuwaaaa !!!!
>>57629593
da,DAREKA OMAE
>>57629593
前から気になってたけどこいつ何なの
hi, pls help
>>57629794
watashi wa Monkey D. Ruffy desu, kaizoku oni orewa NARU !!! Yoroshiku
japanese race is the best
they post best memes
they are fun as hell
japanese thread is good !
I envy you japanese people , the only good thing about my race is being white (and I'm free to enter Japan!)
Next time I come to Japan I will start living in your beautiful country
Any tips for a newfag? Like, how's hard for a foreigner to get a job etc
I've only been in Kyoto which I love, Tokyo and small countryside cities like Matsusaka and company. I love Toba as well! Pearls! Pearls!
>>57629941
ararara sou nan desu ka, kawaii namae desu yo ne, ganbatte kudasai, kono sure no nakama desu yo ne, yoroshiku onagaishimasu raffikun
>>57629883
お前と同じ聖闘士の一人だ
>>57628743
yup
「大きい」と「大きな」という意味の違いが何?
同じなの?
>>57630047
>the only good thing about my race is being white
>italy
>>57630249
大きい 形容詞終止形 連体形
大きな 古語の形容動詞「多きなり」の連体形
詳しく書こうか?
>>57630159
所属が違っているとこうも違うものなのか
これだから鋼鉄聖闘士ってやつは・・・
>>57629593
pay denbts
春アニメ暫定
くまみこ
ばくおん
はいふり
迷い家
はいふりは、実は沈黙の艦隊だったりする
坂本
ネトゲ嫁
少年メイド
次回に期待
>>57630249
意味は一緒。だけど使い方が違う
大きいは形容詞
大きなは連体詞
春アニメ暫定
ジョジョ
ばくおん
アスタリスク
迷い家
黒バス4期
ドラゴンボール超
>>57631295
バギーを久しぶりに見た
>Gunma province, a rural pearl in Japan
>There lived a beautiful japanese girl who dreamed about leaving her small town and venture to Tokyo or even Europe
>However, she was very poor so she worked really hard in a tavern in order to save money for her journey
>Sadly, that tavern was the usual hang out for all kinds of low-lifes since small time thugs to autistic racers that risked their lives for the "driftu"
>The japanese girl suffered a lot because of them since they usually harassed her and she was almost raped once
>One day, she was a wage away from completing her dream but the thugs, knowing she had a saving pot grabed her and asked her where she hid the money
>The girl remained silent so the thugs striped her off her clothes and prepared to rape her
>Suddenly, they hear a window crashing and a powerful Em chord followed by a handsome dark gaijin
>The thugs recover from the shock and pull out their knives from their jackets and charge towards the gaijin with their small dicks hangin out
>"Eso no les va a gustar" - said the gaijin as he assumed a daring pose
>A sudden flash strikes the whole establishment and the thugs are laying down dead as the gaijin towers above them
>The japanese girl blushes and say a shy "arigato" but the gaijin puts his hand in her chin and kisses her
>As the kiss goes by, the japanese girl understands that she will gladly give her virginity to this handsome angel of passion
>The next day as she prepares to head off towards her dream, she still can't resemble the gorgeous man's name who gave her the night of her life
>The only thing that she could grasp was a "F" written in blood in the skin of the thugs
>That "F" would remain as a mistery for the rest of her life but we all know that it was the work of a daring man
>...
>Fernando Martinez
>>57627611
ダクソ3はマジでおもしろかったから期待していいよ
>>57631535
なげーよ
3行でまとめろ
これはペンです
>>57631535
2/10, give up on this creative writing thing
>>57631684
I didn't know that…
>>57631535
hentai plot
>>57631573
経験済みの人は殆ど君と同意らしい
GOTYとか叫んでる
はよはよ
もう我慢の限界だわ
>>57631916
。。。なんで日本語で聞かれても英語で答えるのか?
>>57632186
自分のことしか考えてない
もしくはただのバカなんだろう
>>57632186
怠け者だから、彼は
「できつつありました」ってどんな意味?
>>57632495
作ってる途中、完成に近づいているけどまだ出来上がってはいない状態
さいてい 日本人 。。。さいてい
>>57632671
成句ですか?
>>57632744
そんな怒らんでも
ちなみに、。。。より・・・の方がいいよー、わざとやってるんだったらごめんちょ
>>57632868
>ちなみに、。。。より・・・の方がいいよー
それただの個人の感想やん
Twitterで松ちゃんも使ってるくらいやし別にええやろ
>>57632946
いや・・・の方がいいこと自体は嘘では無いでしょ。
でもって知らずにかあえてかわからんかったからわざとやってるなら(ryって書いたでしょうに。
>>57632868
don't speak with me in japanese anymore.
i'm a fucking gaijin in your eyes, i don't deserve a japanese language.
>>57633205
そんな目くじら立てんでも。。。。。。
>>57633205
気が短い人だね
>>57633205
ごめん。。。ほんとごめん。。。落ち着いて。。。
>>57633276
>>57633330
え、これ自分が悪いの?突然怒られたから弁明しただけなんだけど・・・
>>57633271
He быть в яpocти
すくなくとも。。。。。。。。。。。。。2003年ごろから。。。。。。。「。。。。。。」。。。。使ってた人。。。。見たことある。。。。。。。。
>>57633502
だって、いちいち変換するのめんどくさいやん。。。。。
>>57632495
It was being made
(implying; It had not been completed then)
ぷ........。 ←ボーリングしてる人に見える
>>57633498
yeah... fuck you too. fuck all of you. i'm out
英語で返しても日本語で返してもキレてるロシア旗はなんなの。。。
>>57633638
пoлoвoe coзpeвaниe
>>57622056
Ms. Baker can't resist the BBC (Big Brazilian Cock).
>>57630708
分かった。説明がとってもいい
ありがとう
>>57631246
ありがとう~
>>57633638
t. Ivan Ivanow Ivanovich
>>57634006
Should be either Ivanov Ivan Ivanovich or Ivan Ivanovich Ivanov, it's never Ivan Ivanov Ivanovich
>>57633646
ロシア語使わないからだヨゥ
>>57634006
t. mesut ozil
>>57632837
できる+つつ+ある+ます+た=できつつありました
つつというのは2つの動作が同時に行われている様子やある動作が進行・継続状態にある様子を表す助詞
だと思うんだけど日本語学習者向けの教科書では動詞+つつあるで
変化が始まったがその変化の途中にある状態を指す
みたいな一つの文型として教えてるのもあるみたいだね
英語には英語で、日本語には日本語で返せって決まりはいつ出来たの?
>>57634146
t. Kim Seu-Hyon
>>57634146
You can't spell Özil without Ö.
>>57634006
>>57634136
こんな感じのやつ、たまに見かけるけどどういう意味なの?
>>57634136
Why not?
>>57633638
Dobry nochi gozaimasu, anon.
>>57634191
んなものねー
おバカを相手にするな
>>57633621
点々はなんなの
ボールが糞してるの
>>57634145
ロシア語なんてピロシキとポトフしか知らないヨ・・・
>>57634263
人名の意味を訊ねられてもなー
I think he's just mad at the survey result that more of 70% of japanese hate Russia
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GORFuPeG34
>>57634194
I just said only one german I remember name. I don't know but are you angry?
>>57634274
Ivan - first name
Ivanovich - patronymic
Ivanov - family name
Patronymic always comes after your first name
>>57634191
自閉症ポルトガルと荒らしが勝手に言ってるだけ
>>57634263
Ivanov Ivan Ivanovich is something like John Doe in English
>>57634313
ただのジョークにいちいちキレんでも。。。
>>57633747
%%Пoтoлoчнoe.%%
stalkerで「ポマギーチェ」だけは知った
>>57634442
>patronymic
Ah, I see
Remember, no Russian.
>>57630636
>implying we are already this multiethnic like englander
Kek and tea
NEETの生活は意外と辛いな
>>57635195
Do you like Japanese thread?
>>57634537
I didn't realise Japanese people played STALKER
>>57635674
I didn't realize it even had a Japanese version.
>>57634533
Я нe мoгy гoвopить пo-pyccки.
>>57635377
金がなくと辛くなる
ひろゆきのようにself−employedになったら天国になるけど
>>57636426
もちろん金の問題だけど僕の良心も弱いなんで時々自分がクズ人間しか考えないよなぁ
self-employedになりたいな
>>57636684
アメリカにはそこら中にself-employedいるぞ。
日本の夜明けぜよ
やっはろー
クズ人間でいることに誇りを持ちなさい
ダメ人間、クズ人間、いろんな人間がいるからこの世は面白い
真面目な人間のみだったらつまらなくなりますよ
毎日喜劇だけを見たら直ぐに飽きます
悲劇も残酷劇も悪党も乞食も娼婦も殺人者も鬱病患者も腐敗政治人もいじめられっ子も引きこもりも差別主義者もいるからおもろくなりますよ
みんなもっといい世の為に頑張ってるけど私は世界で悲しみが無くならないようにちょっとだけ祈りたい
>>57637371
世界がどうなろうが正直どうでも良いナァ
>>57636874
would
腹減ったよ
>>57637371
>>57637461
それは自分に迷惑がかからなければでしょ。
正直外を歩けば迷惑にぶつかるような社会だとうんざりするよ。
>>57637594
そこに韓国人がいるだろ
>>57637371
4chanはそういった人間に会えるからこそ面白い
>THE SCARLETT JOHANSSON BOT IS THE ROBOTIC FUTURE OF OBJECTIFYING WOMEN
>>57637841
She looks like Fiona from Shrek.
>>57637621
そう
麻薬中毒者とかテレビや映画や小説で見ると面白いけど家にいれば困るはず
ロリロボットは必ず違法になるよな、残念なことに
これにマンコが付いてたらveggieも要らない(喋るから)
>>57637984
昔糖質患者が近くにいたことがあって、いつ殺人起こすのかとひやひやしたもんさ。
皆まともの所のほうが住むには絶対いい。
>>57637841
Too big head, looks weird as fuck
>>57637841
If Scarlett Johansson is a Jew, is her robot also a Jew?
>>57638134
どこかで、veggieが泣いている
>>57638525
Why are westerners so obssessed with jew when they are all same gaijins anyway
>>57638634
Westerners don't care, a tiny minority of racist neckbeards on 4chan care
>>57638025
物質としての所持が問題なら
もう脳内で構築するしかない
コブラみたく夢のトリップを
>>57634180
ありがとう
>>57628388
those octagonal dubs to go with your octigonal ytpmvs and stuff
>veggie will never post her butt
>>57639334
>one day in the distant future, out of everybody currently reading this thread, only one of us will be left
>>57639611
unless two of us live to be real old and die on the same day.
>>57638812
レディって結局アンドロイドなんだっけ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XafnHbO8X5w
>>57639710
I like that you're an optimist, but rarely are the powers that govern fate so kind.
追憶売ります
test
>>57641792
What are you testing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcvwjV03OSs
>>57638213
動物園の様
動物は退屈で苦しいけど
見る人間は楽しい
ダメ人間たちと近くの人々は辛いけど
遠くから見ると楽しく興味深くなる
>>57643146
Almost GOLD
>>57638634
Why are Japanese so obsessed with Koreans when they are all same Asians anyway
すべての欧米人じゃなくて少数の差別する頭の悪い欧米人でしょう
日本人全員がネトウヨではないことのように
>>57643383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGCjpkewg5g
水曜に水を飲みたら香水をつけてください!
今日も一日がんばるぞい!!
>>57644629
明日からがんばるズィオーネ
薩摩芋を9つ食ったばかりです
What anime are you watching this season?
>>57645499
nichijou 4
>>57645499
ジョジョ
>>57645072
焼き芋?
>>57645842
Soudeshita
>>57645528
>>57646697
What are you doing this weekend?
Ohio gozaimasu
>>57645499
ジョジョ
坂本
Ace Attorney
I'm thinking of watching the bear one
実は僕は糖質やで
恥ずかしくて自殺したい
Can you guys tell me if these sentences are correct? I'll post the sentence in regular text and what it's supposed to say with green meme arrows.
My vocabulary is currently still pretty small and I'm still early on with grammar so if they're wrong please try to fix them in the simplest way popular. These are also for me to learn specific words so I'll let you know what vocab I'm targeting with each sentence by blocking it with brackets so if a word's in brackets it needs to be kept.
今年は雨が[多い]。
>There has been a lot of rain this year.
これ[事]は三千円です。
>That thing costs three thousand yen
彼おはよう[言う]
>He says good morning.
私は家掃除[する]。
>I am cleaning the house
一車[ある]。
>There is one car
私は悲しい[思う]
>I feel sad
何これ[物]ですか
>What is that thing?
今、お金が[無い]んです。
>I have no money now
郵便局に[来る]ください。
>Come to the post office, please
良い[所]に行く彼ら
>They go to a good place
Thanks guys. I'm making my own example sentences to help with grammar, writing, and vocab simultaneously. I know about 700 words but still, keep corrections simple because I know very little grammar.
ありがとうございます! Google is absolute shit at translating Japanese so I need humans to do it so my sentences are correct and I'm not fucking my shit up by learning incorrect Japanese.
>>57648355
>be american
>get shot
>>57648298
君の責任ではないだろう
気にしてはいけない
>>57648468
トップケック
I really need to download more of the batsu game series
>>57648298
自殺は苦しいからやめとけ
楽しいことだけしよう
>>57648355
tl:dr
so you want to correct japanese sentence right?
>>57648065
>Ace Attorney
It's airing?!
HOLY SHIT
>>57649240
It's kind of shitty
Maya a cute though
>>57648298
恥ずかしがることはない。
韓国人はみな糖質だから
>>57649062
Yes correct my fucked moonspeak senpai
I shall be the one who creates a new thread
>>57621482
>universidade do minho LCO detected
i'm into you
>>57645499
anime is for children :^)
>>57649386
韓孤苦に対してそんなこと言っても……変なの
>>57648355
>今年は雨が多い
correct
>これ事は3000円です
これは3000円です
>彼おはよう言う
彼はおはようと言う
>私は家掃除する
some people say "家掃除", but "私は家を掃除する" is better.
>一車ある
車が一台(ichi-dai)ある。
>私は悲しい思う
私は悲しいと思う
>何これ物ですか
これは何ですか?
>今、お金が無いんです
correct
>郵便局に来るください
郵便局に来てください
>良い所に行く彼ら
彼らはいい場所に行く。
>>57648355
>今年は雨が[多い]。
Not entirely wrong. but 今年は雨がよく降る sounds more natural.
>これ[事]は三千円です。
これ can mean "that thing" by itself, so you may simply omit 事 and you have *これは三千円
>彼おはよう[言う]
You need to insert は and と *彼はおはようと言う
>私は家掃除[する]。
You need を and don't forget to alter する to している *私は家掃除をしている
>一車[ある]。
一車 is not completely wrong, but 一台 is more suitable, like 一台ある or ここに一台ある
>私は悲しい[思う]
You don't need 思う *私は悲しい
>何これ[物]ですか
*これ何ですか or これ何 in casual talk.
>今、お金が[無い]んです。
Correct
>郵便局に[来る]ください。
You should use 来て in place of 来る *郵便局に来てください
>良い[所]に行く彼ら
*彼らは良い所に行く
>>57648355
>今年は雨が[多い]。
>>There has been a lot of rain this year.
>これ[事]は三千円です。
>>That thing costs three thousand yen
>彼おはよう[言う]
>>He says good morning.
>私は家掃除[する]。
>>I am cleaning the house
>一車[ある]。→車が1台ある。
>>There is one car
>私は悲しい[思う] →私は悲しく感じる
>>I feel sad
>何これ[物]ですか→ これは何ですか?
>>What is that thing?
>今、お金が[無い]んです。
>>I have no money now
>郵便局に[来る]ください。来る→来て
>>Come to the post office, please
>良い[所]に行く彼ら→彼らは良い所に行く
>>They go to a good place
sorry, im not teacher that cant let you know advice. but we can understand your translate, no prob.
maybe you should learn about amount vocabulary imo
>>57649804
ありがとごございます
I thought the other thread was sinking so I came here.
すみません。
>>57649291
Just watched the first episode. I liked it a lot already even without Maya, Gumshoe and Edgeworth. It's probably fanservice.
