Why do Slavs comb their hair forward?
>>57620973
I dont get it they usually have good facial structure and they completely fucking ruin it with that forward clumps of hair look that looks like a bad bald combover
how and why would you comb it? seriously asking
t. don't-own-a-comb-slav
>>57621019
to the side you dumb slav
you dont need a comb just push it to the side with your hand or ruffle it up a little bit
>>57620973
Because they start balding at the age of 15 and trying to hide it.
>slavs
>personal grooming
lmoa
>>57621065
are there pictures? what do you say at a barber shop, instead of "give me the haircut"?
>>57621143
google james bond and look at literally any picture of any actor playing him they all have traditional mens hairstyles of varying lengths
>americans criticizing haircuts
wew lad
>>57620973
Local barber fashion, may be. I newer use that style.
>>57621143
What's so hard about a standard men's haircut?
>>57621143
It's not the haircut you dumb bydlo, it's what you do every day after your shower
Comb it to the left
Comb it to the right
Comb it backwards
Don't comb it at all
Just anything but forward!
I don't
is there a term for that ultra chad chin/jawline the guy in the middle has
>>57621714
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acromegaly
>>57621714
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prognathism
>>57621714
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Untermensch
>>57621078
this is the correct answer
>>57621714
>>57621182
>james bond
but how would your hair stay up that way?
>>57622239
Use wax
>typical western haircut
>>57622239
when its short it will do it by itself just ruffle it up with your hands
>>57622239
Ask your Balkan brothers, they are much more /fa/
>>57620973
Slavs aren't white
> 2016
> not wearing short military-style cut
>>57620973
>slavs
you mean russians
Please stop confusing these two words /int/
>>57623520
You can tell Poles want to do it, they just can't resist the urge to crop it short before it gets long enough to really look ugly
what? austria? is this shit for real?
>>57622701
It's called a crew cut
You people do understand that not all Slavs are Russians? I have never, in my whole life seen anyone with that hairstyle.
>>57620973
We base our culture on Scottish Ned culture.
I don't know where they got it from though.
>>57628240
When I get it a bit longer than the pic by the Russian, I ask for the Hitlerjugend hair.
>>57620973
it's sexy
>>57630034
this
>>57629690
this cant be true
did they see trainspotting and think "hey scottish bleakness is one step up from russian bleakness, let's aspire to that"?
>>57629690
I thought Brits were inspired by delinquent plumber immigrants
whats wrong fag? literally the hairstyle of emperors
>>57623840
that's a chav's haircut desu
>>57621078
this.
>>57633967
what's the difference desu
Do this as a true fascist.
>>57635784
Why is Slavoj Zizek shaving his head?
>>57622701
>2016
>beign this kind of tasteless faggot
>>57635784
Is that Richard Lewis?
>>57630328
>two buttons
Wow that's like, ugh. Really?
>>57621559
Apparently it gives a more manly impression if you comb it to your right
>>57635784
*sniff*
>>57620973
i cant tell if the guy in the middle is super hot, or he just looks that way in comparison to the fuck-ugly goobers surrounding him.
if its the latter he should take them with him everywhere.
>No translation in Finnish for "Crew cut"
>Have to manually give barber instruction
>"Cut it short, but less short at the top. Not a Hitler jugend it'll still be short at the top innit"
>They get it wrong every single time
I fucking hate barbers.
Only true haircut
>not rocking a mullet
Beeelyaht
>>57641146
every serb here i know has that buzzcut.
why?
are you all cutting your own hair?
>>57642056
Its aerodynamic and easy to mantain.
True sportsman haircut.
>are you all cutting your own hair?
My friend does that for me, 5mins of work.
>>57641106
literally just show them a picture
