Why are Italian soldiers the best-dressed in the world?
>>57618230
>leggings
>high heels
Gay
Because they're so bad at fighting, they never scuff their uniforms
>>57618230
Hmm... it seems that he looks quite sane for an italian man.
I guess being away from an italian woman does wonders.
>>57618230
Why are european "soldiers" so faggy?
>>57618230
Look at their fucking MPs. Straight outta 40k.
>>57618230
They spend more time in front of the mirror, than on the battlefield.
Gucci or Prada?
>>57618257
jelly
>>57618257
But you have legit reason to crossdress in public, isn't it ohuenno?
holy fuck those boots
>>57618230
Чёpт пoбepи, this is like Royal guard uniform!
>>57618409
Maximum Swag
>bad at invading foreigners countries
>good at invading foreigner pussies
Some races have big cannons. Others have big cocks.
Because they can't wage war for shit.
It's only natural that they've focused on the ceremonial aspects this long.
>>57619264
yes and your shitty sjw social experiment of an army is very competent at fighting off hate and traditional gender roles
it is a strong independent army
...
NOT uaujaujaujaujaujaujaujaujaju
>>57619386
>implying I'm an ethnic Swede
>>57619419
uauaujauauauaua
>>57619207
Dont see any cannons or cocks, maybe he just has it folded over and shoved up his ass
>>57618257
men wore it first just like pink used to be used to describe boys and red was for men
>favorisca patente e libretto giovane
wat do?
>>57619038
>>57619207
And few have big boots
>>57619386
No he's right falklandsfag
>>57618230
is this a kid or is it part of the armored chest?
>>57619772
it's a full grown adult Frenchman who was lost and helped by kind Italian pulismano,
