crayon pop edition
Shit edition
fuck you
doing a post
bellend smells of skips
fuck you
>lefty cucks
>cultural marxism
>british values
>flatmate is bro but can count the amount of times he's had sex on one hand aged 25
>meets girl on tinder and says he really likes her
>one day he tells me that she said she "doesn't do monogamy"
>I say naturally say "oh well bro, plenty more fish and all that, besides you don't want to get involved with anyone like that"
>he keeps seeing her
>she stays over regularly
>all she does is prove herself to be a shitty cunt of a person
>she is so fucking loud when they have sex that I'm sure she's doing it in person
>one day I barge in drunk at 4am and see them together
>I ask if they're actually going out now or what
>flatmate says meh but obviously really doesn't want to go into it so I stop asking
>then she randomly loudly shouts at me that they're in an open relationship in that "unaayyyyy" girl voice
>I look over at bro and he has this "wtf why" look on his face
>I can't imagine the shame he felt at that moment, knowing that I know he is literally and willingly a beta cuck
>any attempt I make to say "bro, she's a fucking whore, ditch her, for your own good" is met with him just getting pissed off and acting like I'm being a cunt and not looking out for him
Now I should probably mention that my bro is some next level programmer, getting paid shit loads for someone his age, and she is very likely just rinsing the fuck out of him while she's at uni.
Literally wtf do I do lads, I feel bad for him, I hate her being around my flat and I can't see it ever ending well. She's a fucking sket and such an arsehole, she keeps calling me fit in front of my bro and very openly flirting with me, she even joking/not joking keeps suggesting threesomes when she's drunk. She's some ugly, cock-hungry mega whore
Reminder that the average brit is incredibly stupid. If you're currently in the university bubble you might not be aware of this fact.
bellend smells of mentholatum
>>57614519
you waited for a new thread to post this because you thought it would get more replies. just letting you know that I didn't read any of it.
>>57614519
didn't read a single world
bellend smells of 2,5-Dimethoxy-4-iodophenethylamine
>>57614524
>Reminder that the average brit is incredibly stupid
The average human is incredibly stupid.
In Liverpool at the moment lads, so many slags queued up to get the train to see the grand national. Pretty good desu
>>57614519
>bro
stopped reading
FOY
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_cringe
https://twitter.com/commieslut/status/693836235748610048
>>57614559
How is he a cuck if he is the one bleaching the nigger?
Poleaboo is not sure if he likes or hates Poles
Anyone regularly post of The Student Room?
Which section should Poleaboo post his story?
>>57614595
Is today the actual race, or is it Ladies day?
what do you lad ting of the Gurkhas?
why do brits have bad teeth
>>57614639
>posting your story on TSR
Oh please link it when you do. If you thought we were bad, just fucking wait.
>>57614511
why do we put up with this?
how can the media and politicians keep lying by saying "brits won't do these jobs" when there is not a shred of evidence that is the case?
Poleaboo is on vacation in america
might get a prozzie. Anyone have experience?
>>57614569
how do you even know that it was ME who posted that post if you didn't READ it
checkmate faggot
just did ayahuasca
Poleaboo is fingering his cat
>>57614713
giving that third eye a bloody good scrub eh
>>57614642
No idea, never pay attention to horse racing, only slags
>>57614524
Not true, though. Averge IQ in the UK is 100. Joint 7th in the entire world. Average brit is actually pretty smart in the grand scheme of things.
>>57614519
fuck the slut and then your friend will move on
it will hurt him but he will be thankful in time
>>57614595
Why are povs so fascinated by "the races"? It seems like they all clamour to go to the races because they think that's what posh people do all the time and they'll magically catch some pixie dust
>>57614767
because they want to see horses race each other you calcified turnip
>>57614688
At least they would give actual advice instead of just pressing for details to get their keks
>>57614704
just saw a wall of text and thought i would notify you that i had not read it, and that others probably will not either. looks like i was right too haha
>>57614799
theyd probably call the police
>>57614519
FOY
>>57614767
it's part of the working class betting culture
bang on 7.5 inches lads
/brit/ more like /shit/
CAMERON MUST GO
>>57614683
those are cork slags mate
>>57614825
hope so
>>57614767
Poor people like to gamble. I thought this was obvious, how stupid are you?
does browsing /brit/ calcify your pineal gland?
recently refletched some arrows
>>57614799
>At least they would give actual advice
Son, that site is the breeding ground for future NUS employees, they will eat you alive and then report the whole thing to the police
>tfw depressed
anyone have a stream for the west ham game
>>57614853
YouGov poll shows that Corbyn is now ahead of Cameron on approval ratings
Oh lord
how do you guys decide when its time to give up and just end it already
>hey daddy please pose for this photo which i'll post on my twitter which is called commieslut, where I also post pictures of my bare arse
>>57614889
Leave 4chan
oysters clams and cockles
>>57614900
why isnt farage taking advantage of this
>>57614767
a form of conspicuous consumption
>>57614883
yeah saw this last time you boring prick
what kind of archery do you do
>>57614889
aye
>>57614898
http://www.ronaldo7.net/video/soccer-live.html
>>57614825
>>57614884
Normies are bad
You guys are bad
The difference is that you guys wouldn't call the police due to some honour system
Normies might but at they would think they are helping with regards to whatever they do
>>57614960
bit rude. olympic style
oysters clams and *BURSTS out laughing ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaa CUUUCUUUUCCCC---CHHH----CCCCCCCCC----CCWOOOAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHGHGGHGHGHHGHHGGHAJHAJAKH
lads got banned from r/unitedkingdom for literally nothing
all I asked was why the sub appears to be so left wing, because I went on for the 1st time and every article was either propping up corbyn or calling for cameron to resign. I merely questioned the obvious bias and was banned. Why do redditors despise free speech so much? like the second someone says something that doesnt resonate perfectly with their self-crafted little echo chambers they effectively plug their ears and start going "lalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalala"
fucking faggots desu
>>57614910
what team is that
>>57615003
filtered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKRkWj1t3-s
asmr goal gf lads
>>57615003
are you kidding me
>>57614996
ever killed anything with a bow?
if no, what is the actual point
>>57615003
nice blog
>>57614910
lol
his face says JUST
>>57615003
heh............
>>57614883
What an utter fucking bellend you are. Good work though, how long did it take?
>>57615003
at least one of the moderators there is a literal muslim btw
>>57615031
>self-harming incest rape victim with a cambodian manlet husband and who's too anorexic to get pregnant
You have shit taste
>>57614976
god can you imagine a nice painless, guiltless, nuclear death
and it happens back when you still had potential
fucking slay me
iz my flag broke
>>57615034
I am not kidding unfortunately
>>57615046
>>57615043
>>57615030
>not having a reddit trolling account
>>57615040
to win
>>57615003
you offend their ego investments by disagreeing with them
i lost a very good friend when he found out my views on feminism, and I hid my power level most of the time.
Kept linking me refugee articles and i disagreed with him drunk and it was over, i was a "bad person" and he made every effort to be a dick to me in our social circle
lefties really are cancer
be careful with your power level lads
>>57615029
west ham
willy
Anyone studying at Oxbridge?
>>57615088
so thats a no then? wana come up to the heathland and hunt some moorhens and pheasants lad?
Reading up on Welsh history
>>57614456
Guemmi has nice legs
>>57615129
oxford graduate student here, desperately searching for a job
willy?
>>57615130
yes yes fuck yes
>>57615072
is the pregnancy thing true? source? v. sad.
>>57615114
thought she was irish
>>57615129
My brother
>>57614612
Yep, they are all mentally ill.
Have a week to prepare for my theory test, any chance I'll pass?
>>57615104
Count yourself lucky, if he is now a massive dick because of a political disagreement, chances are he would have also been a massive dick over any personal disagreement
I have leftie friends who understand my views and so we don't really talk about it
>>57615130
me on the floor
>23
>set up date with 37 yr old, she looks pretty good, english sounds a little odd
>on the night she says she's too tried to go out, I'm already at the place
>re-negotiatiate, she invites me over
>bring dumplings over to her place for a movie
>she's a bit of a bogan which explains her English
>sit next to her
>we have a long conversation, plenty of smiling and laughing as I listen to hear go on about her job
>she never really goes out, bit down on booksmarts and her apartment is pretty sad, doesn't even have internet
>I expect that we start cuddling at some point but she doesn't respond
>make little hints like putting my arm out a bit, edging slightly closer or putting my feet next to hers
>near the end of the movie I put my arm around her
>"I'd rather you didn't"
>pull it back
>movie ends
>"alright I think I'll head off"
>"you don't want me to drive you home?"
>"oh it's just a short walk" (like 10 minutes)
>"alright it was nice having you over, bye"
>come home and post on /brit/
Could've been worse, only wasted 3 hours
>>57615168
What degree and what kind of work are you looking for?
heptarchy flags are busted
Me irl
>>57615130
>You will never have a midget kick you in the balls
Why must I continue this struggle...the struggle that is life?
>>57614691
>vacation
Mutilate yourself yank.
>>57615210
stem, finance
>>57615177
no she just loves gerry adams and the IRA
>>57615177
plastic paddy
>>57614910
Might go to Upton park and try find her, it's not too far from me
>>57614767
Bread and circus m8.
>>57615226
STEM and finance dont really go together
SUMANUMADUAMFJIJNSDFISHNGDLKNGFLDKHJFDGKJGFDFKL;GJDFLKJGDD
>>57615104
yeah I also got called a disgusting person for pointing out that horse racing shouldnt be abolished because of the deaths and noting that the average viewer couldn't give a shit if a horse died. not like they are endangered, or even particularly smart (the more smart an animal is the worse you should feel about harming it ofcourse)
but yeah I agree with the lefties thing, I always considered myself quite liberal idealistically but modern lefties just have to take every issue to the absolute extreme of their agenda and anyone who disagrees is a racist nazi. I really do hate them
>>57615232
who doesn't tbf
>>57615249
and then what
poleaboo warns against this sort of action
>>57614883
Good man, we will need all the archers we can get for the next war with France.
>>57615297
Take pictures and post them on /brit/
>>57615270
around half of the students in my program are going into finance
>>57615270
What the fuck else would you do if you wanted to go into finance?
>>57614910
>That look of despair
He know he fucked up as a father to produce that.
Poor bastard.
>>57615313
A G I N C O U R T
>>57615321
What subject are you doing?
>>57615371
I dont want to say, it naturally leads into numeric finance work but its small enough at oxford that you could google it and find my name on a list
did any of you lads hear back about a date for your janny interview? i'm trying to decide what suit to wear to mine desu
>>57614910
>>57615358
Finance? Business Studies? Accounting?
>>57615270
loads of engineering and maths students go into finance (quant) tbqh
>>57615003
Reddit is designed from the ground up as a lefty echo chamber.
The up/down vote system ensure you must always spout what the hivemind desires.
For all of it's shit, 4chan is great for democracy, all ideas have to stand on their own.
Alri?
>>57615359
she still looks awfully young, in 2-3 years she might turn around and cringe hard when she looks back at what a twat she was being,
>>57615387
Ok I understand lad
>>57615413
yeah but everyone just wanks each other off about lefties instead
I am a 23-yr old male spending my afternoon on brit and eating asian-style slop out of a plastic container
>>57615405
All meme degrees that aren't done at top unis
>>57615104
Lefties are cult members, it is a religion to them. Their dogma is more important than friends or family.
I thank Christ that all of my friends are red pilled. My African mate is the best because he openly calls out feminists and rapefugees and the lefties are gobsmacked at him because they know he is untouchable by them.
this is what the 7 year old afghan boy texted when he was suffocating in a van
feel very bad for laughing
>>57615405
you cant get high finance jobs with an accounting degree lol
>>57615531
living the dream
wish I was a handsome sociopath that has sex with girl that have boyfriends
>tomato in guacamole
for what purpose
>>57615413
how can you look at the catalog of any 4chan board and say with a straight face that it's some sort of deep and thoughtful idea exchange
https://www.fb.com/rob1972/videos/10154110453578000/
LEFTIES BTFO
>>57615606
didnt click on this
>Christ
>red pilled
>rapefugees
>lefties
>gobsmacked
>>57615606
Thank you for sharing this link. Would you mind if I reproduce it elsewhere?
>>57615540
hahahaha
>Iam no jokan valla
>>57615537
Another example of leftie racism, they genuinely don't think you are allowed to speak or have an opinion on certain issues unless you are of a particular skin colour
>>57615561
also the boys find out
>>57615459
Yes, but we don't get shadow banned or our posts downvoted and therefore made invisible int eh thread.
You cdould say that were were a cuck and you loved mudshits, you would get called out, but your idea would still be allowed to stand.
im south african
hello brits
SHUT the FUCK UP about POLITICS you BORING VIRGINS
>I-I'm working class I swear!
had sex with an absolute slag last night, condom broke. didnt cum inside her so not worried about pregnancy, but thought i would go to the sexual health clinic just to get checked. all clear btw. but fuck me what a bunch of mongs the NHS are. the sexual health walk in clinic is right in the middle of the city center high street, and it is also an emergency dentist, and walk in clinic. when you get in, the receptionist, in front of a massive queue of people asks loudly why you're there, I was as tactful as I could be, but was somewhat put on the spot, so I just said "I'm here for tests", she literally said "what tests", so I had to say sexual health test, then she sends me in to the waiting room with all the other people there for normal shit, then all the people who were behind me in the queue come in the room, and it's fucking awkward. The nurse comes out a door marked "Sexual health patients" and calls your full name for you to come in.
The kicker is, for the piss test they send you in to a private bathroom, and you put your piss through a sliding hatch and close it afterwards, then someone takes it "so you don't have to be embarressed", as if after that fucking ordeal you would give a shit about handing your piss over to a trained nurse.
Never again.
>>57615193
yeah, Poleaboo says if you just do the mock thing twice a day you should be sound
Don't bother with the hazard perception at all
>>57615647
I wouldn't mind at all :)
Go ahead and share it!
>>57615540
So this is going to be the next kike propaganda piece.
>>57615660
you know there are plenty of alt right echo chamber subreddits you'd probably be happier in
>>57615606
>that part where she puts her hand on her head and goes "w-uh... w-eh... well"
>>57615712
Never going to have kids desu
Chances they are going to end up like that are very high these days
>>57615660
edgy
>>57615571
I didn't say it was deep, but you are free to make anything you want and it will be allowed to stand, unlike on reddit.
>>57615712
>endorsing football
literally one of the most capitalistic enterprises in this entire nation
Can't wait for Cameron to be thrown in to jail
He's worse than the rapists and racist in jail at the moment
>>57615799
But West Ham are le working class heroes.
Haven't you seen green street m8?
>>57615658
White leftists are extremely racist. They talk of non-whites as if they're all children who need the white man to wrap them in cotton wool so the big bad world doesn't hurt them.
>>57615745
I wouldn't go on reddit if you paid me to. It is an anti-democratic shithole that transcends politics.
>>57615781
you say something that goes against the grain on 4chan, you get a barrage of "cuck" replies and anime faces and everyone ignores your point
no different than reddit desu
Literally struggling not to engage with my willy in a salacious and insalubrious way
>>57615870
Except being called a cuck doesn't remove your ideas. Downvoting on reddit does.
Poleaboo just hit rank 7 on Hearthstone
>>57615903
posts arent deleted for having downvotes, theyre just hidden
much like how your average 4chan autist summarily ignores anything that doesnt agree with him
>>57615745
I rarely go on reddit but if I do it's just on the porn subs
I avoid any subs that are even remotely political
reminder that Cameron has done nothing wrong
have a wank penciled in for later this evening
got 2 jgfs for sale
accepting freddos as payment
Poleaboo feels the chubby woman on Jeremy Kyle right now is quite cute
>>57615947
FOB
nice weather, might go outside desu lads. legs are hurting though because i sat in my pc chair for 14 hours straight yesterday
>>57615877
Oh, well, in that case, sir, I hope you will not object if I also offer the Doctor my most enthusiastic contrafribularities.
just fuck off you absolutely insufferable autistic paki twat. nothing you say has any value to anyone, ever, it's just menial spastic ramblings. just fucking do one you sap cunt
>>57615939
should add that you can unhide any hidden post by clicking on it
>>57615956
abstain lad, these regular wanks will drive you coco-loco eventually. lad i am speaking for experience, you really need to disenage with your willy completely
>>57615947
fucking fascist
i bet you eat little children too
I love you poleaboo
>>57615939
>they're just hidden
Exactly, removing you from the hivemind for your sedition.
Being ignored and called a cuck is completely different because your post is still up, visible for all to see if they choose to.
There is no defending the reddit thought control.
>>57615947
what about the latest things with his shares in his father's company
>>57615964
how about a couple of (You)s instead. I am skint with my freddos
>>57616002
elaborate
>>57616034
you smell
would love to put my big Rorke willy in Aisha and snapchat it to her bf and dad
>>57615571
Youre on the wrong boards you twat
can't afford CK boxers
>>57616015
Well, I haven't seen this one in years. Is the yank one the one where they are crying in a building and the British one where he says "excuse my language" while under the armoured vehicle during the mortar attack?
’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
>>57616080
tell her
>>57615983
see >>57616019
Thank you
>>57616086
get a job then
>country vegetable soup
>appears to be a bowl of cooked sick
Nice
should I cop?
>>57616015
goodness me yanks in that thread are absolutely fuming
>>57616093
yeah
>>57616068
Of your mothers perfume.
>>57616100
don't want to reveal my plan just yet
>>57616080
Fucked a Muslim girl in the ass multiple times some years ago. she moved back to Pakistan and got married lol. Still have her on facebook, would be funny if I had pics to post. But desu I probably wouldn't do it because they would probably honour kill her or something.
Only 200 days left in the year lads.
Are you going to waste them like the previous 166?
>>57616143
small willy
How come Britain doesn't have regional accents like the US does?
>>57616124
I have one. I technically can afford them but it just seems a waste to spend £30 on one pair of pants
>>57615956
>>57616002
good wankposting
>>57616155
>ass
fuck off yank
>>57616164
haha
literally putting a blunderbuss to my temple. some will say my decision to leave this earth is cruel, but I just find it unusual.
Any lads listening to Perfume's new album?
>>57616141
That's a classic then. Much better than the British and American documentary pasta, although to be fair to the yanks, most people would react similarly in a mortar attack.
>>57616109
he's australian, he's literally shitposting for the sake of it to be contrarian. everyone thinks you're a worthless autistic spacker. which you are. even you know you're a worthless autistic spacker
>>57616164
small island
if you trip over in Lands End you end up in John O'Groats
Give me something to cook lads
Nothing to complicated, can't be arsed bussing it to the shops for ingredients
Was thinking about French Onion Soup
>>57616155
>they would probably honour kill her or something.
On a scale of 1-10 how clean is your willy?
10 being suckable
>>57616207
yeah innit, I'd be shitting myself haha
>>57616227
>to
fuck sake
embarrassing
sorry leds
>>57616243
9/10
probably a tiny bit smelly
really want to see Aisha bouncing up and down my cock while yelping like a puppy
>>57616157
And it still beats your fathers.
>>57616214
He could be Lebanese
I have multiple white British supporters
ngl really tired
>>57616280
ad hominem
Gonna be best man at friend's wedding lads.
>>57616243
1
smells of skips
>>57616243
I'm circumcised to it's always a 10
>>57616227
I've been thinking about doing a French Onion Soup
>>57616294
Rasheed
>>57616164
Small Island I suppose.
Henry v on bb2
Seems like a good film
>>57616288
see the top right pic for my response to this post
UK belongs to sons of Allah and followers of prophet Muhammed. Accept sharia law as your code of morals and you shall be forgiven for your sins infidels. Inshallah
wew
our lass is ill, going out for some shopping, will return with her favourite chocolate and a smellies
>>57616227
>French
Kill yourself.
>>57616288
me on the bottom left
>>57616356
you are a smellies
>>57616302
Got a good recipe?
>>57616325
is it the branagh version?
>>57616285
Didn't read any of this.
>le arse
>>57616227
Well what do you have in your fridge lad?
Make some pasta carbonara.
Under his plan, single people making less than $25,000 a year and married couples earning less than $50,000 would pay zero income tax.
[I included the screencap of the comparison table in case it isn't displayed properly]
Donald Trump's tax plan would help the poorest Americans
http://archive.is/LXR79
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/yes-trump-tax-plan-should-help-the-poorest-americans/
Much has been made of the fact that Donald Trump's tax plan is really, really good for Donald Trump. But by raising the point at which people begin to owe taxes and retaining key tax credits, the Republican presidential candidate's tax plan should also put more money in the pockets of the poorest Americans.
Under his plan, single people making less than $25,000 a year and married couples earning less than $50,000 would pay zero income tax.
>B-B-BUT FREE SHIT FROM BERNIE
>>57616396
Yeh
>>57616333
predictable, limp, lifeless post. apply yourself.
>arselel
>>57616339
Stick it in her Kim.
lads if I take some modvigil tonight and do an all nighter, will I be drowsy tomorrow
>>57616339
how did she get out
>>57616243
gf willingly sucks mine in the morning while we're still in bed and have had sex immediately before going to sleep tbqh
>>57616339
>those cans
NOT BAD JEFF
poked my finger into my left ear, found a block of solidified ear wax. Should I leave it there or attack it with a cotton swab?
Redpill me on the dangers of using cotton swabs
>>57616409
inb4 everyone's salary is either 19,000 or 49,000
My new washing machine just arrived lads.
