Where are our bets going lads?
First haha
mission failed, we'll get em next time
i'm not british lol trolled
Why isn't flat racing popular in UK?
>>57617355
Something Ross. Forgotten what the actual name was.
Did good at cheltenham apparently.
>>57617355
down the drain
put a tenner on soll to win
>edition in the title autism
Not feeling it.
Real thread:
>>57617615
>>57617615
>>57617615
>>57617615
Any man watching SHAT AP BLAD later tonight?
>Doing some commission stuff at work
>Get £15 for every case closed
>Close 2 cases yesterday
>Notice today they're missing from my case load
>Inquire where they are
>"Those weren't meant to be assigned to you so they don't count"
Does that seem fair lads? I'mt the one that worked them, it's not my problem that they shouldn't have been assigned to me.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ianngDsJ1E
>>57617504
It is, a lot of the horse racing that goes on is flat racing. Just that a lot of it is national hunt racing as well
alri
>>57617751
>Does that seem fair lads?
No, spark the cunts
>>57617773
10/10 ngl
>>57617793
hi
>>57617355
to this bitch
bollocks smell like pickled onion monster munch
on belfast streetview now
the dock crane makes it easy tbf
>mongoloids still putting the edition in the title
it really isnt that hard to remember.
>>57617751
obviously not
go to HR
>>57617971
it's a "gimmick" though
>>57617773
me on the left
ARSENAL SCORE ALREADY
REEEEEEEE
rate my lunch:
shredded chicken breast mixed with mayo, green pesto, lemon juice and salt in a baguette sprinkled with spring onions.
it was actually fucking delicious. would recommend.
>>57617984
t. mong who puts the edition in the subject
Been going to the gym for nearly a year and still no abs. I dont give a shit about anything anymore i just want abs, how do i get abs?
>>57618119
lose weight, natty fatty
>>57618119
Eat less. Done.
>>57618119
abs are made in the kitchen mate
just lifting won't give you visible abs unless you get ridiculously dench
>>57618088
t. fatso
>>57618119
calories in < calories out
>>57618119
abs are made in the kitchen
also do ab exercises you retard
lower body fat
anyway >wanting abs
>not going husbando mode
kys
>>57618181
excuse me?
>>57618079
`no`
>>57618198
you can be obscenely wedged and still have good abs famalam
Heyyyy xx
>>57618277
>parma violets
good taste, but I don't think i could ever eat an entire bag of those
Doing a protest outside Downing Street
>>57618277
>dry water added wafer turkey slice (1) amongst 2 bits of dry brown bread with seemingly no butter/mayo/salad cream
>parma violets
I would atomise you with 1 punch if I ever had the misfortune to meet you in real life
>>57618362
>salad cream
Can someone help Poleaboo construct his Student Room post?
>I have now been suspended from university for just over a year
>Hi,
>I just want to explain my circumstances and get a feeling on whether or not NORMAL people think I was treated fairly or not and perhaps on advice continuing forwards.
>In my final semester (one month until final exams), I was arrested and subsequently suspended from uni for 2 offences of "stalking". This was done without ever speaking to me in person and tagging me with the title of "dangerous" even though the police though the suspension was unfair and that I was not dangerous, just a little messed up.
>The "stalking" was no more than making some unpleasant posts on a popular website alongside facebook pics of a couple of girls from my uni.
>I was suspended until the resolution of the case (conclusion of the trial), so I plead guilty to speed things up and my legal aid solicitor was shit.
OPINIONS HERE
>I was arrested again after this, before I could get my uni disciplinary and subsequently suspended again without ever been spoken to in person again.
>This time it was for allegedly making veiled threats on a message board.
>No evidence but the prosecutor fiscal pushed ahead with the charge though still no trial date has been set (6 months on bail, 6 months left until they can try me)
So I've been stuck in limbo for a year
Not innocent until proven guilty (natural justice) by the uni
The nature of my crimes was exaggerated
There was bias against me by the uni (principal spoke to the girls but not me)
>>57618331
for what
dont reply to him
>>57618424
post a link on here when you post it on there
Testing to see if I'm banned. Might have upset janny last night with some of the posts I made.
>>57618424
>Can someone help Poleaboo construct his Student Room post?
Try
>I'm a massive fucking creepy bender, stay away from me because I piss in peoples drinks and record them having a poo.
>>57618424
>The "stalking" was no more than making some unpleasant posts
>>57618407
>back home from uni
>back from gym, mum makes me what appears to be some lovely-looking tuna mayo cobs
>it's salad cream
>>57618465
Did a frogpost in /mu/ the other day and some bootlicking runt had the gall to report me. I was NOT happy.
>>57618484
>cobs
>>57618458
No
You'll just fuck shit up like you did with the anti-Poland thread yesterday
>>57618476
This is true
>>57618506
what frog did you post haha
>>57618537
this one
>>57618519
>he doesn't call them cobs
Lack a purpose in life. Nothing worse for a man
business idea: take the footballers wages and give them to the referees
>>57618581
it's a classic
hmm yes, very thought provoking
I'm going to have to consider this argument and come back to you
>tune into livestream of protests
>anarchist flags
>lady on megaphone shouting "refguees welcome"
ah yes very impressive this is definitely about the panama papers
proxy paige is in fake taxi this week. absolute slut desu
>>57618610
business idea: give the bankers' bonuses to our NHS
>>57618677
>Professional porn
Nah mate not a fan.
gagging for a wank but im trying to do a nofap
any advice?
>>57618673
>''''anarchists'''' mad about tax avoidance
kek
KEK
K E K
>>57618734
don't wank
>>57618734
no-fap is pointless, just do a wank
>>57618734
don't do it, or, if you're going to do it, call your mom on the phone first to make it uncomfortable
>>57618734
keep yourself busy, you get the urges when you're bored
longest I've gone is 6 weeks
>>57618751
trying to cure my death-grip mate
>>57618734
no fap is bullshit
After muslims rape and torture 1400 white british schoolgirls for decades they are rewarded by the local government with more power and influence.
http://archive.is/MPdtM
lets go fucking mental
lets go fucking mental
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vys2oEMcyA
Ah yes, an attractive individual telling me to be myself.
>>57618786
why haven't you become a vigilante yet
ahaha lads
hope you guys are protesting today so we can elect the terrorist sympathiser!!!!
https://twitter.com/olimould/status/718789046663835648
>>57618792
*opens packet of crisps upside-down*
ahahaha absolutely crackers me!!!!
>>57618786
>People on the right proven correct
>oy vey can't let that happen
>>57618824
>terrorist sympathiser!!!!
nice buzzwords
Thailad is going to collab with ryan boundless now that hes moved to thailand
>>57618779
don't wank with a really tight grip then
>>57618853
fuck off corbyn
At an anime convention in Dundee lads.
Vaguely autistic qts everywhere.
>>57618876
thanks
ah yes, it's another Europeans complain and do nothing episode
never gets old
>>57618891
doxed, triangulated, tactical squad inbound
>>57618911
effay jap
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
TO DA GUD OL' DAAAAIIIIIEEEEEZZZZ
>>57618824
>Prime minister resigns
>"sweeet, new election"
Are people seriously this retarded?
Andrew Lansley is charge. Could be fun (yes I had to look him up)
andy carroll got a hat trick lads
Wish my sister and her m8s would fuck off out of the kitchen
havent had water in 16 hours
>>57619000
looks I got a hatrick aswell lads haha
have a gf but still feeling lonely
>>57619000
>arselel
nice ''''title contenders'''' you have there, gooners
>>57619000
yeah that was a good game also nice digits cunt
>>57618985
yes lad
they are just sitting down
https://twitter.com/MeerAdrie/status/718779895602683904
>tfw I came to this thread looking for tips on the Grand National.
bumparu
don'taru lettu the threadu dieru
>an accurate representation of modern britain
>>57619116
gallant oscar lad
>>57619042
that jokes not funny anymore mate
>>57619116
Ballybolley, lad, in the 3pm
sire des champs was going to win until they put a womyn jockey on it.
>>57619162
>betting against douvan
just give me your money next time
>>57619131
>accurate representation of Arsenal fans
fixed
>>57619175
bigot
but meming aside there is nothing wrong with Nina, she wins big races all the time
>>57619196
I want other people to piss their money away desu
>>57619056
Not that I want a bombing in London, but the lot of them getting blown up would raise an interesting conundrum - bankers vs. the immigrants
just a reminder that your oneitis isn't going to wake up one day and fall in love with you and you should cut her off
>>57618666
is that a soldier from Starship Troopers
>>57619276
yes
>>57618826
haha mate you're madder than a box of frogs!
>>57619245
yeah Nina is a decent jockey tbf.
Seriously though, you have to admit it's a massive disadvantage tho.
>>57619056
>F1 fanatic
>socialist
ah yes, once communism happens there will surely be a prosperous network of Formula 1 collectives
tunnel snakes rule
Did the man ride the horse?
>>57619437
*lets your mother die*
Grand national is literal lotto tier.
Triolo D'alene for shits
>>57619454
yes, but slower than the other man and then he fell down and was shot. the horse went on to win
Me in real life.
>>57617355
The Samuri
>>57619507
i swear i see this every day fuck off faggot
>>57619507
an unfortunate face
showering with another man is not gay
why do lefties willingly ignore the cultural aspects of Islam that utterly contradict leftism yet continue to defend them at every opportunity.
>>57619548
Literally the first time I posted it in months. Get your brain checked.
me on the left
>>57619608
It is, that's what makes it so fun
>>57619608
it's only the funny business that it leads to that's gay
>>57619616
the enemy of my enemy (white, straight, christian, male etc.) is my "friend"
>>57619616
Racist
how do i get a girl to send me pictures of her bum and/or fanny
If Corbyn were to ever become prime minister, fucking hell I'll be so pissed off. We'd be a complete embarrassment as well
>>57619640
Why?
>>57619640
ouch
Work is a machine that enslaves us.
>>57619713
>not wanting to watch England burn
I'm off to Canada or Australia if he gets in
>>57619758
I'm not a machine operator so i'm fine
orgamsed nicely
been counting calories for two weeks tomorrow being under my goal everyday
havnt weighed myself yet, will i really have lost 4lb when i check tomorrow? is the counting meme true?
>>57619723
that isn't actually me but I did do that to a friend
I caught feelings for her
What's with the "Catholics" that complain that Francis isn't changing Church doctrine to allow gay marriage and multiple marriages and all that? Are they just masquerading as Catholics in an attempt to sway the Church? And most importantly Polish pope when?
>>57619763
bruceland for me also
>>57619786
pics or it didn't happen
>>57619713
There'll could be a military coup though, which would be quite fun.
I identify as both genders at the same time. where's my dual genitals?
>>57619840
ones on your head
>>57619763
>>57619830
Australia isn't really much better tbqh
>>57619830
I'm thinking Canada, property out there is dirt cheap
>>57619840
you have a vagina on the end of your willy
>>57619826
i was under the impression that hyper-liberal pseudo catholics was just an american thing
specifically a mexican-american thing
>>57619840
youve got an arse on your face since you talk shit
>>57619857
temporary reprieve, and attractive people, I can deal with that
>>57619857
>sun
>beaches
>diving
>banter
>high wages
>boats have stopped
sounds ideal to me Tbh
>>57619883
>>57619870
>>57619853
kekles, enjoyed these replies very much
>>57619870
>>57619840
you're a dickhead and also a massive pussy
Playing air guitar and mouthing along to my favourite songs.
>>57619866
might move to pakistan once they've all left, tidy it up and rule my own country
>>57619916
shove something up there, i'm sure you'll love it
>>57619939
slightly derivative but i'll take it
>>57619966
up the arse you big bender
>>57619986
no
AC-30 inbound (my dick)
>>57619986
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>>57619987
there's a twin peaks anime?
Limmy's Show
>>57619879
I thought spics were socially conservative? I've just noticed a lot of articles after the Pope's latest message saying that the Church needs to be "dragged into the 21st century and adjust to suit the changing perceptions of society" while claiming they're Catholics. Convinced the mainstream media are concern trolls tbqh.
making an arrangement
>>57620037
good lad
>>57620037
overrated
next year they are having an F1 race in manchester
>>57619904
>boats have stopped
this is temporary
we are full of cucks it's only a matter of time
better off moving to Italy or South America
>>57620052
of your meat and vegetables?
>>57620059
death race 2017
gonna file an application for a wank
>>57620110
only if they don't have handover the wheels
>>57620114
Think mine's been lost in the post. Absolutely gagging to throttle my willy ffs.
>>57620151
should write to your mp about this
>>57620151
you're not supposed to reply to posts like that. It's like talking to the wallpaper
>>57620070
>meat
fuck off murderer
>>57620238
yes, men are disgusting
>>57620043
maybe when they first immigrate here, but the kids they shit out are certainly materialistic, liberal shits
My hair looks very nice today. Might leave the house to show it off to the ladies!
what's the difference between /brit/, /britfeel/ and /britpol/?
goal is to move to luddendenfoot
Creasing
what do you think of the name "louise"
its ridiculously oversaturated as a middle name for 18-25 year olds in the uk but what about as a first name
christian name if you will
>>57620313
if you step outside a seagull is going to take a big shit on your head
>>57620324
the board and the level of aspergers
saw some normies today, did a ree at them
http://www.saafe.info/main/index.php?topic=1637.msg240489#msg240489
Firstly, I'm 29 years old and still a virgin. This will be my first time - literally. I have no idea how long I should book for, do you have any ideas? I'd like my first time to be special, at least...
I should probably say at this point that I've also never kissed a woman before, let alone french kissed. Is that something you could teach me? It sounds like so much fun, but as I said above, I don't want to disappoint you.
Second, can we have a bath or shower together? I quite like the idea of having a shower or sharing a bath before going back to the bedroom to make love. I really haven't a clue about "dom" or "sub" things, but I think for me, just lots of hugs and kisses, followed by sensual lovemaking would be just the ticket! I'm the "romantic" type, so candes, roses, silk sheets - lights off, deep kissing, missionary position, and no sexy makeup, no special lingerie or music. You get the idea ;) I may be a virgin, but at least I have some imagination! Is that your sort of thing too?
Also, are you still shaved down south? I actually tend to prefer the natural look...it's just more feminine and primal to me. If shaved, however, may I ask why? I notice more and more women are doing this and it puzzles me. Really, it does.
/int/ is in absolute shambles right now and the janny focuses his attention on bullying /brit/
>>57620324
>/brit/
normies
>/britfeel/
normies in denial
>/britpol/
normies who enjoy getting angry at pakis
>>57620324
i don't think /britpol/ even exists anymore
>>57620324
/brit/feel-basically full of '''people''' like poleaboo
/brit/pol-ebin Nigel Farage maymays
/brit/-the general that literally runs /int/
>>57620324
britfeel is for anime nonces
britpol is for politics nonces
brit is for nice upstanding normal people
>>57620342
Scots who type like that online need gassing. Get over yourselves.
>>57620372
good lad
>>57620344
I dislike it, she was Justine's cronie on Tracy Beaker
>>57620342
>typing in accents
Fuck off
>>57620059
They're hosting it at the grimsby arcade dodgems mate
>>57620151
fucking local councils are useless mate
>>57620438
FOBART (fuck off bizarro anime rorkesheedetta / tom)
>>57620437
adds a new dimension to death race
British universities are the best in the world. Both of them.
>>57620482
i know you are but what am i
https://you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/david-cameron-to-resign-for-deception-and-conflict-of-interest
>>57620491
the fifth dimension (electricity)
what numbers did people ring before dialing codes were introduced in 2000?
>>57620436
He was quoting the guy
>>57620516
a garbageman
love it when a wank comes together
545
>g
joy
>>57620534
you ring the nice operator lady and tell her where you need to go, then she manually connects the line
>>57620545
foy
01223 — Cambridge (CA3)
01224 — Aberdeen (AB4)[7]
01225 — Bath (BA5)
doesn't make any sense reee
how did they number these places??
having a go at solidworks
>>57620600
BOC
>>57620290
America's youth had become pretty fucked up that way lately. I saw a tranny gook talking about how its mother was imprisoned by Communists in Vietnam and she escaped to immediately fled to America as it was the land of opportunity, where even the lowliest person could rise to the top. Then the tranny immediately called for the abolition of the "white, capitalist society" because capitalism makes people slaves to student debt.
>>57620600
oi whos been in my drawers
>>57620663
yes
>befriend Greens supporter two years ago
>slowly and subtly red pill him over the time
>wrote me on steam saying he saw Zootropolis today
>is ranting about it being full of "disgusting SJW propaganda"
what have I unleashed
sex isn't good enough to pay for
alright
what about Cassandra
good strong greek name
phwoar might back katie walsh tbf
![Cfm28RoWwAAS1TS[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uVu3shg.jpg "Cfm28RoWwAAS1TS[1].jpg")
>>57620591
oh ye i think i remember my gran talking about that
also they had shared lines. bit weird
>>57620708
are you expecting?
>>57620688
what the fuck is that furry film about and why the FUCK am i constantly hearing about it
>>57620735
got a chocolate chip bun in the oven so to speak
>>57620715
>hmm yes, why don't we all sit about in the street; I'm sure something will come of this.
>>57620769
very progressive, applause is warranted
*americans*
>>57620769
ultrasound or gtfo
>>57620838
*screams really loudly*
>>57620715
>hmm yes, why don't we all sit about complaining on the internet, I'm sure something will come of this
>>57620754
no idea m8 I don't watch kid films
really fucking unsober but I'm trying to find a picture that looks like this
have you seen it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qmt1C0EbkN4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvcS-Op3dMg
looks fun there
I'm sitting in my grans stoned out my mind and the only one who knows is my 1 year old cousin.
He keeps giving me looks
The Druid's Nephew and Holywell lads, trust me on this.
t. Rasheed
wow these prostitutes even make you wear a condom
>>57620863
its tthree in the afternoon geezer sort it out
>>57620889
not this cunt again
>>57620715
>Dont give a shit about google and facebook paying about £4 in tax
>Immediately get assmad about Cameron
Ahh yes, very impressive
>>57620893
look at larry david checking a melon 2 mins in
listening to the corries lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXGVFJqSqqg
>>57620896
dont think 1 year olds even know about drunkenness
>>57620715
>Refugees Welcome
This cunt was too lazy to make a new sign but still wanted his brownie points.
>>57620898
>The Druid's Nephew
pmsl, jumps like a fish out of water
>>57620893
>that welcome to Southall sign
>open catalog
>see frogs everywhere
