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People always give Australians shit about losing a war to kangaroos, but let's


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People always give Australians shit about losing a war to kangaroos, but let's be honest...could YOU beat up a kangaroo?
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thats why humans create gun
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unleash the emus
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that kangaroo is fucking shredded
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thats a big roo
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>>57607765
I can kill cheetah without weapons
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>>57607765
i could not
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Pretty much everything here has the potential to fuck you up.
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>>57607765
No one can beat up a kangaroo.

They have extremely sharp claws and strong legs. They'll just hit you in the groin/abdomen and rek you
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kangaroo raped my mum and there was nothing we could do but sit there and watch.
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>>57608680
I'd fuck up a kangaroo
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>>57608714
did ya mum bear a half-roo half-human hybrid freak baby?
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>>57608739
and he name was kangaroo jack
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>>57608736

that's what my stepfather thought as well
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>>57608763
did your stepfather bear a half-roo half-human hybrid freak baby?
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What is a kangaroo anyway? Are they smart? Would you say they're smarter than abbos?
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>>57608850
kangaroos are large herbivorous marsupials, they're dumb as rocks
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>>57608621
Did he died?
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>>57608850
>>57608892
They're probably smarter than abbos.

On youtube there's a video of a dog chasing a kangaroo so the kangaroo goes into waist-deep water and holds the dog under water.
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>Australians
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>>57609130
Do this twice a month desu, I think most Aussies do this, I saw my missus do it as well so it's not a male exclusive
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>>57608763
pls greentext

>>57608892
For being herbivorous, they are savage as fuck, I'd like to see one go against a full grown lion or tiger.
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>>57608935

Sheeeitt, that's brutal.
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>>57608621
HEEM SLEEPY
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>>57609130
>cut dick

bet he can't even feel the ants
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