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prank gone sexual edishaan
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Kanye
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>>57607629
#2 for Libyan oil reserves
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>>57607629
3rd for I thought he was pranking
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>>57607730
post pic of that friend m8

I bet hes cute af
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>>57607757
you guys are lot
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>>57607879
not lot

also why do you call "fish" ''whale''?
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Morning
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>>57607944
It's the libyan accent
the port area is called the "fish market" in libyan accent
in formal arabis its called "the whale market"
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>>57607757
He's fat

Not cute @ all, don't feel like loging in Normie book

I'm quiting for a while got A-levels exams to worry about

>tfw today is my last freeday
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>>57607994
haha bs

I know I'll see you tomorrow posting

good luck though
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>>57608040
Thanks m8

Going to sleep now, see you later chosen one
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>>57607953
Morning? What time is it there?
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Soon™

also Ohayou :3
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>>57608105
What's your time?
it's morning here
I guess he said morning cuz he knew it was morning time for us
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>>57608138
Ye its 11:41am

BUT HOW WOULD HE KNOW THE TIME HERE

SORCERY
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>>57608105
It's actually 3h41am here bruh
Have you had breakfast?
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>>57608159
Yeah, was delicious. It had a mother's touch(MSG) in it
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Reposting poo in the loo doing Arabic dialects/accents

http://youtu.be/SEjGATxtjhE
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Also requesting translation of this into your local dialect

>hello, can we meet for fish and chips Wednesday afternoon? I haven't seen you in a long time and I'd love to catch up over some lunch. I have so much to tell you about my trip to Greece!
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>>57608560
tfw I wanna do this but too bad at Sudanese arabic to properly do it
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>>57608362
Fun fact: daloo means bucket in arabic.
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>>57608362
wew
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where you sand niggas at
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>>57610223
probs at school
or work
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>>57610234
its Saturday

>tfw no gf or bf or friend

so what are you up to, my country's neighbor?
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>>57610299
Work
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>Be me
>Be 2am last night
>Coming home from work
>three spanshit white bbitchesget on the bus
>Bitches talking about me in Spanish
>Give me dirty looks
>Start saying stuff to me in Spanish
>They clearly know I am moroccan and understand
>Switch to English
>Start saying racist things in English
>White anglos on the bus say and do nothing
>Literally ignore it and say nothing this whole time because everyone has cameras these days and if I retaliate, that's when the cameras start rolling
>I shout "FUCK OFF BACK TO SPAIN AND EAT SOME CHORIZO WITH YOUR NO JOBS YOU WHITE BITCH"
>Fucking outrage the white people speak up on the bus about my outrageous comment (note, snapshots were being racist to me in English and saying much worse things before this)
I think this event last night sums anglos up very well. The trashy Spanish immigrants (we only get the eurotrash ones here) are more welcome to be here by the anglos than someone who is half from here and who is from here.

I can't wait until I finish studying and hopefully can move to Istanbul.
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>>57610560
istanbul is expensive as hell
but atleast its the land of kebab
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>>57610560
>Not taunting them with pic
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>>57610560
>istanbul
nigga you can die there, idk why you'd want to go there
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>>57610690
We aren't ashamed of our history, you are welcome to our country. I hate those racist spaniards, fuck them
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>>57610560
It's your fault, you got baited and shouted at women. They were bitching quietly and you lost it, of course you got the short end of stick.
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>>57610560
kek
spaniards are more zealous when it comes to racism, they're still traumatized about the africanisation of their peninsula they need to try harder to fit in. Every time I meet those fucks on vacation I always catch an "el moro" in their shit talk. they just mad
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>>57610667
>expensive
Lol for you maybe no offense.

(I have £'s, though the exchange rate has fallen fast).
>>57610690
You don't understand. I have been assaulted in Spain and England by police. I am very scared. Whites are dangerous. Plus I will always be assumed to be guilty by society and police because they are kuffir and I am not.

Sometimes I record it on my phone when someone is racist to me on the streets. I dont want to upload one (because my voice is on there) but maybe I will play one of them one time on cam.

>>57610777
Brothers
No discrimination at all for me (this is rare, remember how many places I have lived)
More-or-less accept and take care for my Syrian brothers who are well integrated (obviously there are always some exceptions)
Moderate Islam (mostly)
Openly gay venues that aren't full
Macho men, no bitchy fem gays who are twink supremacist
Even feminine gays are still men, unlike Europe
Most gays shun European guys. Muslims in Europe/North Africa will run to an ugly 100 year old white man because he has white skin and blue eyes. Seriously
No apartheid for me
Arabic widely spoken (I spoke more Arabic than English there)
In the two weeks I was there, I was more integrated to Istanbul than I have ever ever been here. I have close friends, socialised as a group, belonged to groups, knew my place, fit in etc. This one made me a bit depressed when I returned desu
No chance I will be the victim of an extradition killing. I support capital punishment/the death penalty but literally hundreds of rebeu have been assassonated by the state in Europe on the streets without a court ruling. This is both scary and dangerous. The whites will shoot to kill before asking questions. Society doesn't care. Only a court should hand out such penalty after a lengthy and fair process.
Good food
Speaks English there
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>>57610984
------------> >>57610963
Spaniards are bros, it's just that diaspora is cancer
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>>57611025
Sorry my tick mark characters were removed by 4chan. Every item on my list is a tick except for the last one-- people don't speak good English.

Oh there was this one qt higabi maybe Kurdish girl I met who was fluent as if she lived in England. She worked in a bakery and we were very bantering. I did really stand a chance and I met her father who liked me. If I wasn't a faggot I would pursue her for a wife. I could tell she would be a good quality mother for my children based on how she conducted herself and baked cakes. You won't find a woman like that here. Especially beurettes. They are either slags or durkas.

tl;dr I found a hot kurdish grill who liked me and I wouldn't have to beat if I married her because she will polish my shoes without being asked and not burn dinner.
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>>57611025
>for you maybe
idk its just i always hear from the people who go there that it's so hard to live there
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>>57610969
pic
>>57610963
Yes you are. Lol you are so intimidated when you see north africans who are whiter than you.

You are as buthurt as the French who celebrate 400 years since Shakespeare's death.

Don't you Spanishits celebrate each year the days the joo brothers and muslim brothers were expelled from Esthpana

Anyway Chorizo you should be ashamed of your history. All that pillaging rape and genocide.
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>>57611162
I was at one of the ports trying to get on a boat to the Asia side from the European side for coffee with my bros in the trendy coffee shop hipster district (near Hydroplasa). When I left there was a LY number plate car stopped by several police. It was being driven by clearly posh Libyan women with a good educated Arabic and English accent. When I came back several hours later it was still there and they were still speaking to the police hmm.
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>>57610560

You'd think Morrocans would be used to rude people on public transport, given how hidiously rude Berbers (at least the ones in Europe) can be at times... Are you sure the Spanish chicks weren't just Soukainas?
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>>57611229
What was it about?
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>>57611279
I can't speak Spanish well any more (High School language, I used to be good because growing up I was romanced by the idea of living in Spain, but I never use it), but I know exactly where they were from/

>Soukainas
Wuts dat
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>>57611190

>Celebrating your independence is bad
>This is what North Africans actually believe
>mfw
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>>57611309
>Soukainas
>Wuts dat

Soukaina=The name of every Moroccan girl that isn't called Fatima (not really.. But you know what I mean..). I knew a cutthroat bitch from Amsterdam called Soukaina... She was cool enough generally, but she would literally glass fools for looking at her wrong.
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Holy shit what a bunch of faggots
We're sorry for bombing you to the point of homosexuality
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>>57611339
>ywn have a soukaina gf who will protect you

>>57611381
dont be
i'm lovin it
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>>57611305
I'm scared of police in everywhere except Morocco, Slovenia, Gibraltar and Sweden from experience. I didn't stop.

Although I did have several interactions with police in Turkey, they were absolutely lovely. I just know Turkey is a bit of a police state and shit can get real at times.

For example
>Be me in Moroccan neighbourhood (lots of tourists here from Morocco)
>Go to a food kiosk to buy some food
>speak in... fusaised darija to the Turk behind the counter ( I know from before he doesn't english)
>Order next to police
>One comes over
>Speaks to me in 3arab
>Realise he thinks I am Syrian
>Asks how I am finding Istanbul, am I getting on OK etc in a welcoming way
>tfw I didn't have the heart to tell him I am a moroccan and the kiosk guy who was listening knows I am moroccan. I joked with him about it after.

Also I am bullied by police at borders. Especially france, spain and italy.

Remember when I was on business in Italy the other day? There immigration officer was racist in front of EVERYONE. I think I dear tumblr,'d about it on here a while ago.

>>57611319
That wasn't independence. It was the forcible removal of non Christians
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>>57611381
>We're sorry for bombing you to the point of homosexuality

>America thinking they have anything to do with everything as usual


http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2007/05/the-kingdom-in-the-closet/305774/

The stricter a MENA country is, the more faggotry they engage in.. Saudi Arabia is like the fag-capital of the Arab world because you're literally not allowed to be with women there unless family or married. So in times of goat shortage, they have no choice...
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>>57611432
Supporting those inbred tyrants was a mistake. Sorry for enabling the wahhabis
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3531232/British-mother-son-enjoy-mind-blowing-sex-hiding-police-say-face-15-years-jail.html

Lol check this out.
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>>57609030

youre sudanese ajmanlad?

also, no bully rooble, it was just a prank bro
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>>57611431
>That wasn't independence. It was the forcible removal of non Christians

If you force people out, you become independent of them, anon. We forced the Spanish out of our lands.... Incidentally because they weren't (proper) Christian either, but dirty heretic Catholics that practiced idolatry among other hermeticisms. And in case you wonder, yes we still celebrate that.. Especially in my city which never fell to the Spanish.
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Salam guys :3
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>>57611460

Supporting those religious fanatic Pilgrims was a mistake. Sorry for enabling the Mayflower.

Thank fuck I didn't grow up under religious rule, regardles which.
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>>57611486
Yeah, born in uae though.
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>>57611526

Aleikum Salam, sahbi.
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>>57611526
Where did you take illya, bring him back kgb!
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>>57611554
W-what does "sahbi" mean?
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>>57611588
We live in different cities iirc
No ideas desu, probably he's busy or something atm, he usually posts at evening. It's 1:18 am in Moscow, so around that time in his place too.
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>>57611599
"my friend"
>>57611431
do they really hate us there? or just moroccans?
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>>57611599
it means nigger
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>>57611636
vocaroo you speaking arabic sahbi

sahbi=my friend
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>>57611599

Not sure to be honest. I think something like 'friend' or 'bro'.. Moroccans call each other that in this country.

>>57611636
>It's 1:18 am in Moscow

You mean PM? =/
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>>57611654
>or just moroccans?
What? When Id I say they hate Moroccans?

I don't know if they hte Libyans there. I don't think they do. There are only like 4m of you or something but I met a lot there.
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>>57611654
Shukran :3

>>57611666
Lel

>>57611679
Would you like smth from Quran or anything else?

>>57611687
Aha, so "buddy". Cool, I'll memorize
And yes, pm. Sorry.
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>>57611733
Yeah anything will do - I'm trying to get both you and illya's accents when speaking arabic :D
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>>57611699
idk will i get molested at the border if im libyan?
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>>57611654
>or just moroccans?

>Implying most Europeans can even tell Tunisians, Moroccans, Algerians Egyptians and Libyans apart

The kind of people that will call you names in the subway usually lack the insight for these things.. They'll just cuss at you for being North African. They're also not the majority... Many people might frown upon your presence in Europe, but most will not be vocal about it.
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>>57611788
>idk will i get molested at the border if im libyan?
Yes. Have you never been out of your country? I get this everywhere.Then again, my name is probably on a r*adicalised suspect list because of me fighting the socioeconomic/racial profiling and my open criticism of the whites.
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>>57611843
I've been to Egypt and france and turkey before
but when i was younger and didn't really understand racism
i was like 14
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>>57611843
>Then again, my name is probably on a r*adicalised suspect list because of me fighting the socioeconomic/racial profiling

Why would you fight reality m8?

>my open criticism of the whites

Bit racist, lad.
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>>57611190
yes we are ashamed of the conquista genocide and the inquisition ¿comprendes? but not of the multicultural influences that enriched us, fuck you algo pedo
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>>57611781
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sNhpyg3KqU
Here it is :D
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>>57612029
you've got a beautiful singing voice you sweet motherfucker
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>>57612138
T-thanks anon *blushed*
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>>57612029
nice
thanks
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>tfw no Iranian bf
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Can't post Khaoulas, in China atm with very little data

You post them for me, please
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>>57612569
Y E S

fuck that chipmunk looking ass, here have this cutie.
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>a fellow student was shot in front of my uni yesterday
kek
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hold me friends
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>>57612721
I thought you were from Tunisia not America
>>57612735
Hi Lebanon bro *hug*
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>>57612418
Welcome :3

>>57612721
Wtf is going on there?

>>57612735
Yo dude. I was in Lebanese restaraunt recently, your cuisine is awesome!
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>>57611911
Lol at least I admit it.
>>57612014
Still. Spanish people in England are the lowest of the low.

>is it inside?
I think that sums them up very well, however only a few people will get that reference on here.

>>57611885
Bro I wrote you a long ass reply but my power died and I can't be bothered to retype it.
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>>57612794
our uni is right next to a military barrack so when he was leaving the uni at night they thought he was a terrorist and shot him lmao
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>>57612794
>>57612899
thanks lads
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>>57612787
>faster than 55% of leb

dw bro mine is worse, way worse.
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>>57612735
Don't proposition me if you are a masculine cuddly arabic beefy man. Otherwise I will cuddle you.
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>>57612787
SHITTY INTERNET MASTERRACE
>>57612902
its ok desu
>>57612923
You have great soldiers
>>57612977
but you're in UAE and you have zain and vodafone and shit
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*tips*
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>>57613094
lmao

we only have Etisalat and Du, both are crap.

When I went to Sudan my Zain™ dataplan was faster/better than my UAE one.
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>>57612923
Damn, does it happen often?
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>>57613194
take a speed test and show us?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsXypbRwEH0
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>>57613256
there's a first time for everything
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>>57613291
I mean I'm a rare case, since I live in a house with no asphalt outside it. but here

>>57613389
did he ded?
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>>57613422
no he was shot in the hand but still
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>>57613422
holy shit
my internet is fast compared to this
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>>57613475
Nice to hear that he's survived.

>>57613657
Libya-kun, is it safe there? Are you from Tripoli or Benghazi?
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>>57613657
Yeah, anything is faster than this. I get internet from a wooden pole btw, if not that we would've had to use satellite internet.

I miss the time when we lived in a building with fast internet 2bh, could download whole games without shutting the net for everyone else.
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>>57607629
Is this even legal?
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>>57613686
Benghazi and as long as long as you don't directly go to the frontlines it's pretty safe here
>>57613779
I used to have shit internet but i upgraded
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>>57613872
everything's legal as long as the cops and public don't know.
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>>57612923
>they thought he was a terrorist and shot him lmao
was he carrying something suspicious or acted weird ?
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>>57612923
did he die?
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>>57613910
He said that guy posted nose touching pics with his bf
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>>57614098
It's a common in gulf countries, thats how friends greet each other, by a touch on the nose.
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>>57613903
Is that true that some areas are under IS control?

>>57614145
My friend knew a Saudi dude who greeted his male friends by slapping their asses
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>>57614145
That's gay desu
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>>57614210
Thats just that guy, probably.

>>57614220
not really, its a very bro move, at least thats how its considered here. Just the noses touch, not the lips :^)
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>>57614000
no he's fine but he probably won't be a surgeon now cos he was shot in the hand/arm(he's a top student btw)
>>57613928
idk
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>>57612787
>>57613094
>>57613422
:^^^^^^^^^^)
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>>57614210
The coastal city of sirte is
some ISIS are hiding in historical buildings in benghazi and our army is taking them our with snipers
they don't want to destroy the historical church and the bin qato mosque
or the high court of benghazi
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>>57614349
I wish we had Zain fuck
well we have 2way and it downloads really fast but its 2expensive4me
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>>57614349
reeeee

my previous one would probably be faster ;_;
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>>57614310
Yup just that guys. I know some other Saudis, they don't do it.

>>57614367
Good luck in dealing with them buddy
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>tfw turkish muslim
>my father expects me to watch after my sister
>find out my sister is flirting with the neighbour, who is also my friend for 10 years
>can't even look at my sisters face without being disgusted
>don't want to shit on the neighbour because he is a good kid

What do I do
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>>57614971
behead him to reclaim your honor alhamdulillah
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>>57614971
your sister is flirting with him, and not the other way around? Let her flirt man, fuck your dad.

but how old is your sis though
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>>57614971
and marry her to ensure no other man ever soils her subhanallah
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>>57607710
Hey Libyan bro, what do the government in Libya think about Turkey? Are we friendly?
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How does one obtain an Arab gf lads?
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>>57614971
Lass sie doch einfach in Ruhe
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>>57615002
I'm thinking about giving him the talk you know, the stay away from my sister one
>>57615028
I don't know if he is flirting back, but she is certainly doing it, and I don't know what to do about it
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>>57610560
You're welcome here Broccan ^__^
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>>57615137
is there an age gap

how old is she

thats important
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>>57611162
It is to me too. İstanbul is cool and all but I'd not want to live there.
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>>57615116
Das Problem ist das der Typ von Neben an zwar mein Freund und ein lustiger Typ ist, aber er verkauft unteranderem Gras und ist generell ein Azzlack Kanacke. Ich kann das nicht zulassen.
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>>57615194
They're both 16
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>>57615162
Thanks bro

I will always have allegiance to my king and my king alone until I die, but if I ever do live in Turkey I will happily embrace your king Erdogan
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>>57612029

not bad anon, not bad at all
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>>57615264
leave em alone man... teenage love is something a lot of us haven't experienced.
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>>57615213
Naja
Wenn das so ist red lieber mit deiner Schwester zuerst, du willst ja nicht die Ehrenmordschiene fahren
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I need to go to college today to study but I also have needs. Should I?

a/ go to a place to satisfy my needs (no study the whole day)
b/ study the whole day
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>>57614349

hehe
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>>57615264
>>57615137
mehmet you can't let other men take her
you must make her your wife
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>>57615346
I told the other german guy but our neighbour sells weed and generally acting very edgy.

>>57615347
Ich warte auf den richtigen Moment, bis sie wieder spät nachts anfängt mit ihm zu flirten.
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>>57615403
what are your needs
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>>57614971

they're hormonal as fuck, just make sure she doesn't do anything really stupid, like getting pregnant. your dad will probably go durka and kill all three of you kek. flirting isn't that big of a deal 2bh
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>>57615562
FUCK
MEN
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>>57615403
study

needs can always be sated.
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>>57615614
fuck it I need to take a break otherwise I might have another episode
>>57615562
Things for reasons


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Stop the press. I just got message from a cute mixed moroccan guy asking if I am moroccan :DDDDDD
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>>57615094
No, they hate you for supporting Libya Dawn
You can thank erdogan for that
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>>57615094
I once defended Turkish people in a political convo with friends they accused me of being muslim brotherhood
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>>57612663
But Anzu is the kancer
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>>57616459
no, the posters are the cancer. Don't confuse them my friend.

Good night /mena/, today was a good day. Learned something new :3
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>>57616459
and Khaoula is the antidote
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What are westernized mena qt's like?
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>>57617410
sluts
sexy sluts
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>>57614971
>sister flirting with a good guy
>i am disgusted by this
i am disgusted by you alamanci
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>>57617457
>not marrying your sisterfu to prevent other men from ever putting their filthy hands on her
degenerate
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>>57617066
this chick looks like a goddess in some pics and retarded in the others
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>>57614971
is your neighbour German or Turkish?
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>>57617410
What do you mean by westernised?
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>>57617410
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-sgw9bPV4A&ab_channel=MikeDiva

what's up lads
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>>57617447
good post
fantastic news
can't wait
excellent man
honorary Israeli you are
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>>57618238
he means daddy issues whores going hard on booze and clubs to integrate
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>>57619341
>can't wait
u wot
it's true though
the arab girls I meet are always turbowhores, beurettes
and that's really hot to be very honest with you my friend of the eastern race
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>>57618587
who dis
where from

>>57618238
Living in the West

do they catch the cultural alienation sickness (of which the cure is thought to be riding white cock etc)
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>>57617457
The guy is a good guy as in my good friend, but he is a drugdealer and your typical almanci
>>57618148
Turkish
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>>57619446
(can't wait till I work my way back to normiehood after which I'll truly be living the life including engaging in the acts of the vaginal haram with mena qts) my questionably semitic friend
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>>57619495
hande ercel, turkish

>>57619575
>good friend
>drug dealer
>typical alamanci
this is why we hate you guys
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>>57620149
what's that flag ? furry convention ?
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>>57620149
Good friend as in I've known him since he was a child. We don't hang around much as we used to as kids, I'm not like him, the worst "drug" I ever did was nargile
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>tfw overslept
Ohayo, /mena/
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>>57619495
My sister is an average girl who's integrated without being a slut.
It really depends of your socio-economic status.
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>>57620608
Good morning Brazil
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>>57621013
>tfw my timezone is close to the mods'
fml

Dude, the Anzu threads only happen after midnight here and I'm not on vacation anymore. ;_;
At least I have my /mena/ friends
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>>57620322
Gokturk Khaganate
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>>57620322
its the gokturk flag

>>57620430
well you might be innocent but too many german turks deal in illegal stuff
much higher per capita than us, even though you guys live in one of the highest hdi countries in the world
>>
>>57621209

this girl is qt, can you direct me to the /anzu/ thread. gonna need some more pics gifs and webms pls
>>
>>57620676
Yeah, I think that matters more than anything, for any population really

JK

>this damage control
top kek

ps post sister
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>>57621209
Australia-anon knows how to keep the threads on Track even though he gets outsaged pretty often
>>
>>57621518
making an Anzu thread atm
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>>57621518
>>57621791
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hello
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>>57621518
>>57612443
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>>57607629
>tell mom I got second place in a programming competition
>she asks why not first
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>>57622808
how many competitors were there?
>>
>>57623045
A little less than 20
>>
>>57622808
you fucking faggot, shoot up your school already you fucking loser
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>>57623084
That competition was solo or it was it with teams of 3?
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>>57623391
It was in teams of 3, you seem to know what you're talking about
It was an ACM mock
>>
/meena/ what is your name?

>inb4 half dozen variations of Muhammed
>>
>>57624133
Sherīf, means Noble
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>>57624133
Osama ibn abu talib
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>>57623685
I happen to be a CS undergraduate, and people see as kinda prestigious going to the internationals here.
Even though my uni only went to the nationals, lol.
Apply yourself more, senpai
https://www.urionlinejudge.com.br/judge/en/login
>>
>>57624275
I wish I had a noble sounding name

my dad thought of my name when he was on the toilet, according to my mom

well, not really, they'd narrowed the selection down, but he had the last word when he was taking a shit

meh desu
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>>57624661
I wasn't aware of this website, looks clean bruh
Thanks m8

>>57624762
<<
>>
I feel like sharing this story that happened to me once
>be 16 year old me
>its 10 pm
>I need a ride home
>I stop a taxi and ask him to take me to my house
>in the middle of the way he suddenly starts slapping my thigh and i keep removing his hand
>im like ok maybe he's drunk
>mfw he suddenly touches his crotch
>mfw when he offers to suck my dick if i suck his after
I told him to park to the right and i walked the rest of the way home
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>>57624133

kus omak thats my name bud
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>>57625545
All my keks
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>>57625545
wtf, lol
did you paid for the ride?
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>>57625755
Yes I paid the full damn 1.5 dinars
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>>57625545

kek
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>>57624133
Rooble aka rainman

Not my name but my Grandfather's nickname


>tfw have three cousins who inherited that name
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>>57625545
>>im like ok maybe he's drunk
>sure let the drunk taxi driver have a ride
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>>57625545
>>
>>57614971
>these are actual problems in the eyes of abnormal immigrants
>>
>>57624275
Sherīf is "honorable," Nabeel is "noble."
>>
Guys, I texted happy birthday to someone two days early, how do I redeem myself?
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>>57626541
post mena qt's
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>>57626678
This
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>>57626535
There's this tale about "Sherif" being one of the titles for descendant of Muhammad (i.e. Sayyid, Mirza) so that's one way to roll with Noble
I know it's closer to honorable though, Noble just sounds more romantic

>>57626541
Text me happy birthday now, you still have 5 hours in Cairo time.
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>>57626541

birthdays are haram anyway.

send them dick pics as a prank
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>>57625564
>>
>>57625545
Why didn't you let him continue
>>
>>57626842
Because even if i was homo and craved that blowjob i would've probs got cancer from his rotting teeth
>>
>>57626889
why didn't you denounce him to the shariah police and have him beheaded?
>>
>>57626889

are you qt?
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>>57626969
idk calling the police never crossed me
>>57627182
i'm ugly and full of acne
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>>57627889
>mfw I never had acne
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>>57628007
>I never had acne

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKING NORMIE SHITHEAD REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>57628007
WHY ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE IF YOU DIDN'T SUFFER LIKE US
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>>57628007
S A M E
Also I'm 6ft also :^]
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>>57625545
top kek
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>>57628336
>India
>6ft
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>>57628379
K A S H M I R
A
S
H
M
I
R
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>>57626471
These are the problems of people who are not cucked and don't want their family to be dragged down to the same level as the native girls.
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>>57628336
ye me too
>>
>>57624133
It starts with an I and is 4 letters long
Means "security" or "pledge" in Arabic.
>>
>>57628671
>>57628336
manlets
>>
>>57624133
Cyril
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>>57628815
What are you? 7ft?
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>>57628867
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>>57628774
امنة؟
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>>57628774
fuuuuuuuuck
what is it?
>>
>>57629792
>>57629950
عصام
This is copy pasted from the website so I hope it's readable.
>>
>>57630076
I suspected عماد but it didn't quite fit

both shitty names btw, why not have something more tunisian like mehdi and lotfi
>>
>>57630076
Inb4 Issam Jomaa reference
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>>57630218
No clue m8, better ask my pops. Lotfi sounds like an old mans name imo tho.
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>>57630076
aww fuck your parents must not like you very much
>>57630471
>Lotfi sounds like an old mans name imo tho.
so is issam famine
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>>57630734
Rude! What's so bad about it?
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>>57630925
sorry man but hey at least you posted a funny pic
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>>57631000
You've probably got a shittier name anyway Ahmed Mohammed Ahmad
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>>57611588
انا هنا
:3
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>>57620149
Is this fascist flag?
>>
>>57630925
>Rude! What's so bad about it?
It's not Amen-Allah
>>
http://strawpoll.me/7325998
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>>57628007

>mfw never had acne too

based bro

>>57628336

>tfw 5'10

wait a minute, poo in loo... 6ft... 'no'
>>
mena qt inshallah
>>
>>57631742

inshallah.

why do you post here? are you arab? just curious m9
>>
it's so lively today
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>>57624133
Mourad
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>>57632066
I fucking hate you now, every single Mourad I've met in my life was an unsufferable little shit, I'm coming for you don't you move
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other generals

>fairly good posts
>high signal-nose ratio
>healthy doses of nationalism
>qt's, bantz, and good discussions
>no sectarian conflict

/mena/

>sectarian conflict
>muh heritage
>everyone trips
>homosexuality
>morrocan jews
>apostasy
>anger, vitriol
>no qt's posted

all the sexual represhaan is corrupting you guys and is making extremists of you lot

post mena qt's yalla yalla!
>>
Do maghrebians consider themselves as arabs ?
>>
>>57624133
Bou jam3a "Friday man"
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>>57632504
The majority does, but a growing number of people don't, especially young ones.
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>>57632407
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>>57632504
Yes
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>tfw u shit violently and the water bounces back
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>>57632684
That's you should stop using squat toilets
>>
>>57632639
>>57632669
A algerian guy who have a little notoriety in France named Aldo Sterone made a video saying that before 1990, nobody in Maghreb considered himself as arab. But then, middle easterns bought your countries and that's why nowadays, you're muslim as fuck compared to 20-30 years before. Is it true ? + Why does youngster say they're not arabs anymore and not adults ?
>>
>>57614971

marry them, duh

I would rather my best friend impregnate my sister than some random douchebag I don't know or have to go through the trouble of getting to know
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>>57632504
Depends on which magrhebis, Tunisians probably do, Algerians and Moroccans are a mixed bag, but yeah, things are tipping towards the "not arab" end these days.
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>>57632834
This is this guy :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diq2OheaVOs
And if you understand french he made this very interesting video : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Su52E9KfOSo&nohtml5=False
>>
>>57626759
>>57624275
Are Sherif and Sharif the same word? Because the official title of Sharif, not the use of it as a name, is a pretty big deal and that would make your name even more badass.
>>
>>57632795
No, I use sitting toilets
And yes, I shit that hard
>>57632834
The maghreb before the 1900s were weird times, you can't compare today and the old days
>>
>Iran allows you to legally change your sex
>Israel does not
democracy of the middle east desu
>>
>>57632834
somewhat true
arab was considered an insult back in the day but most people here think they're arabs now
>>
Why aren't you guys married yet?
>>
>>57632834
Not completely true but yeah.

Arabization was a recent processus.

After independance, arab identity was used by some politicians to differentiate from muh colonial nations.
Television used arabic and egyptian movies flooded our countries so people related to these.

Then middle east conflicts pushed some people toward the arab identity too as an opposition to american imperialism.

Also for how much muslim it is now, it is probably due to gulf influence, also take a look at this this should confirm it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-DZUnh8-Ro
>>57633093
It still is in some places.
>>
>>57633081
>>57633093
Yeah, he's very mad about it. He blames this arabian wave for the misery in your countries.
>>
>>57632834
You misintepret him.

1990, that's like yesterday, things didn't change as much, the peak of pan-arabism was the 70's, since then it's been going downhill.

The debate about the islamization of muslim society is more complex than it seems, islamists claim things becoming too western and liberal, secularists claim the other way around, and both aren't necessarily wrong, in the past most people fell somwhere in the middle of the spectrum, not too islamic not too liberal, now and albeit things haven't changed as much as dogmatists want you to think, there's certainly more polarisation going on, with more people taking sides on either end of the spectrum.
>>
>>57632407
>sexual represhaan

What's best my dear young queer ? converting your intense primal energies into feelings and living your hatred at the fullest and letting it drive you to greatness or liquefy your spirit everyday because your surroundings are sweltering with sexual visual stimulus telling you to masturbate over and over ? sublimation or repression through debauchery ?
>>
>>57632955
>Not arab
Oh do I have to remind you that the other maghreb countries have Turk blood in them :^)
>>
>>57633081
>he maghreb before the 1900s were weird times, you can't compare today and the old days
Do you'd rather the post 1990 Maghreb or the actual Maghreb ?
>>57633177
Thanks. Actually, I'm really interested by the evolution of non-europeans countries.
Do you think your countries are progressing or decling ?
>>
>>57614349
>testing mobile 3g internet
7 hours and i'm the only one to tell you you're a retard
>>
>Pan-arabism
When? ;-;
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>>57631948
No, I'm not Arab desu
I'm from Hong Kong


had a previous interest in mena from having a few Arab friends and what you could call an orientalist curiosity I suppose
that's being replaced with a more substantiated view which is an ongoing process

sister of a friend's - she wasn't in our social circle, so we didn't get to know each other beyond mere pleasantries.
she was so beautiful and graceful in her hijab, and she stood out because she was one of the only hijabis and she always had a smile on her face

I peeked in /mena/ because of mona and stayed becaus the bantz were unreal

also because I'm biding time until I work my way back to normiehood so in the meantime I enrich your lives with beautiful Khaoula pictures and myself admire pictures of mena qt's to numb the pain

^that's the cue for you to post mena qt's btw
>>
>>57632955
Je suis choqué, c'est rare les français d'origine maghébine qui ont un bon état d'esprit et de la culture comme lui, même si certains points me parraissent exagérés.

(Je suis aussi français d'origine tunisienne)
>>57633356
Don't know for other countries, but tunisia have a promising future if we don't fuck it up, a lot of western countries are ready to help us, we have a strategic position (center of the meditteranean, and gate of africa), our people aren't backward retards.

All depends on how things will evolve in Libya, and the decisions from our governments but i'm optimistic.
>>
>>57633356
As a moroccan, definitely pre-1900 Maghrib
WE REMOVE OTTOMAN AND CIVILISE SUBSAHRAN NIGGERS AND SHIEEEEEEEEET
>>
>>57633504
>les français d'origine maghébine
It's an Algerian (born and bred) that lives in Canada.
>>
>>57633203
So nowadays, who are the most influent in Algeria ? Liberals or islamists ?
>>57633504
What kind of influence does Lybia have toward Tunisia ?
>>
>>57633654
He lives in G-B if I remember well.
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>>57633251
nigger nobody's masturbating to fully clothed hijabis they're just for admiring

for example at the gym I think about Khaoula my menafu which allows me to channel my inner chi into gainz

one could say that my muscles are composed of Khaoula

On second thought, since I'm composed of my muscles, I am Khaoula

think about it
>>
>>57633654
my bad, it explains quite a few things indeed.

>>57633705
>What kind of influence does Lybia have toward Tunisia ?
Basically, the risk of being raided by terrorists.
>>
>>57633827
>nigger nobody's masturbating to fully clothed hijabis they're just for admiring

>he doesn't know
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who comfy here las?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfKqoh08M4o
>>
>>57634272
i love fairuz in the morning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2_esiPdBXA&nohtml5=False
>>
>>57633705
Depends, conservatists control the arabophone media and liberals control the govermnet and education, liberals are winning right now. Islamists already lost in the 90's, their cancer will always be here but it can't do much (certainly not more than it did before)
>>
>>57631562
Why would I lie on the Internet?
>>
>>57632177
I'm not Morroccan
>>
https://youtu.be/cAq-hIw16os
>>
>>57634054
>>57633827

I meant to say admirashaan, not admiring
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>>57628336

why are you here pajeet? dont you have a designated place to be?
>>
>>57635212
t. paki
>>
>>57635212
>Brown
>Shit flag
>Manlet
He's welcome
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>>57635283

from jordan actually but okkk

>>57635292

whats that supposed to mean :^)
>>
>>57635355
mate shouldnt you be studying or fucking
>>
Guys, what've you been doing today?
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>>57635417

hi bro, can u do do me a favour? pls send some good shawerma and some olive oil and zaatar :D:D
>>
If I became a Muslim and started practicing Sufi I wouldn't be expected to participate in the political side of things right? I would just have to follow the rules for myself? From older poetry I get the idea that people don't consider others Sufi's if they're actively involved in politics or things like that, but most of that poetry was iran centric and written around when Rumi was alive. Even read a story where a Sufi lost a court case and was killed because the judge thought of him as a liar, because a Sufi wouldn't find themselves in a courthouse.

Is this even a thing anymore?
>>
>>57635567
*sends shawarma*
btw you can freeze olive oil and smuggle it through the airport
are you my nigger or another jordanian in the uk?
>>
>>57635628
>Converting to islam
no.
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>>57635704

I am not your nigger no. but I can be :D
>>
>>57635521
finished a series, procrastinating hard.


>>57635628
Sufism is far beyond its peak, even in places like Egypt. I doubt anyone would expect you to follow any specific subset of rules, as the community is small as is. Also, the middle east does have some secular (albeit conservative) states. You'd be fine.

Your choice to convert to Islam, but I'd think it over multiple times
>>
>>57635724
I just want to be a monk, Islam is just one channel I'm considering to get there. But from what I understand from the mainstream view monasticism is a no go.
>>
>>57636014
we don't have monks in Islam, I'd recommend Buddhism or so. In fact, in Islam monasticism is a big no-go.
>>
>>57636014
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monasticism#Islam
You're better off with another religion
>>
>>57636107
>>57636014
But he could become a dervish.
>>57635865
Same here for the most part. What series?
>>
>>57636254
I guess so, he could if he really wants to. Would probably have to move to alfustat or some shit though.

>what series

11/22/63

the fucking feels I can't do this anymore man
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Do you have qt nekos, mena?
>>
>>57637467
>>57637467
>>57637467
New thread.
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