WW3 is coming for real. Starts in Europe again. UK demands the return of Joan of Arc's ring.
The founder of the Puy du Fou was ordered to return the precious relic of the Maid of Orleans to the English. If he does not comply within fifteen days, he could be charged with misappropriation of national property.
The two British institutions urgently demanding its return across the Channel based on the absence of an export license should have been secured to the ring. "This jewel is part of English heritage." This is a highly symbolic object, "pleaded the representatives of the National Council of Arts.
Philippe de Villiers faces up to six years in prison and a fine of one million euros for misappropriation of national property.
>Joan of Arc
>English heritage
>>57607607
>Starts in Europe again
it wouldn't be a World War if it didn't
>>57607607
>misappropriation of national property.
>>57607626
Why ?
I think it's to rate I don't think Europe will ever fight again.
Europe won't ever fight again
The love of country is still there but it's not the same anymore. People are too connected, too close for anything like that.
The isolationism and tight community mentality that leads to "king and country" war no longer exists.
>>57607738
>Europe won't ever fight again
>>57607705
>Europe will ever fight again.
Keep dreaming
>>57607705
How else will they determine borders for the different caliphates?
>>57607607
>satanic writing
That whore really was practicing witchcraft.
>>57607759
You're honestly an autistic retard disconnected from the world if you believe western European countries and your average person on the street will ever have the mentality to go to war with each other again.
Please try to convince me otherwise.
>>57607789
it's not like anyone expected the second world war just 21 years after the last one ended
>>57607789
Civil war
>>57607814
But nationalism still existed, populations were much smaller and the modern connectivity/culture we have did not exist. Few but the bottom of society want to die for their country now. Individualism has replaced community, let alone country.
>>57607814
that's a bad example but an example nonetheless
if Europe had a chance for a WW3 again was in the Cold war though, not necessarily now. doesn't mean it can't happen, or at least a war between two neighbors and no intervention from the rest
>>57607892
France before WW2 55 million
France in 2016 65 million
No.
>>57607892
>few but the bottom of society
societies in general consist of very formidable bottom and a sparse elite
you underrate the patriotic collectivism very trendy among young Europeans - their elders won't fight anyway
>>57607780
Sacred marks from the Archangels.
that's France's ring
British are slimey cunts
oh btw
>>57607686
>Why ?
because nobody cares about Africa or Asia
the big wars are the euro ones....
oh wait Yugoslav war wasn't big...
damn the war age is over, from now on everything will be guerilla
>>57607607
>WW3 is coming for real because UK demands the return of Joan of Arc's ring.
This will not happen. Who cares about France and England fighting over an ugly ing?
>>57607916
There's been about an average of 30% increase, massive demographic changes and the rest of my points still apply.
>>57607922
That really doesn't exist in large numbers even among lower class in western Europe.
It's 1066 all over and over again
>butthurt rosbeefs
>>57608042
haven't been to Europe lately eh
>>57608066
I'm English and been here for 3 months
Poland =/= Europe
>>57608098
oh so you're one of these people
>>57608110
I'm just not deluded by 4chan posts
The average western euro is completely brainwashed or simply doesn't care
>>57608144
have you noticed that both world wars nominally started outside of western europe and people had to be coerced with propaganda to fight?
XXI isn't some special snowflake century
>>57607607
>This jewel is part of English heritage
Fucking brits you have no shame
>>57608144
What are your views about attacks in Paris and Brussels recently ?
Joan used black magic to sacrifice English prisoners so she could gain the strength of a dozen men.
She had ritual orgies with French commanders and birthed out demon armies.
Read Henry VI or any history book. The bitch was sent straight from hell.
>>57608205
Furious and the refugee crisis boils my blood
>>57608180
the word you're looking for is "perfidy"
>>57607607
Back to >>>/pol/
>>57608227
Perfide albion being perfide as usual
>>57608209
That sounds pretty badass to be honest
>>57608209
>a girl giving a birth to entire army of demons
Somebody has to make a hentai with this plot
>>57607962
Most of France was owned by England at the time and the ring was in English territory.
>>57608404
This argument is stupid, yes during the war England came in french territories, it doesn't matter.
>>57608098
>England
>Europe
>it's a true ring
>100 hundred years war
>is actually 700 hundred years war
>>57608546
Lmao amazing how quickly people switch narrative on this board
So you're telling me right now there's no immigration/refugee problem in Europe, the borders have all been closed and the deportations begun?
I'm certain that everyone over there on the mainland is ensuring their own cultural determination and not bending over to please Muslims or any ethnic minority.
You think these people will want to go to war with each other on national grounds? Let alone over a historical figure's ring?
>>57608831
I it's a joke m8
>>57608209
sounds like the average muslim woman
>>57608404
>Portugal
>always with the same borders all day erry day
>all that stability and still a 3rd world country
JUST
>>57608871
Was responding more generally to the others in the thread too
bizarre. not a single brit in this thread.
>>57608883
It's ok Portugal will continue to live on
>>57607607
Didn't he buy the ring earlier this year?
>>57608936
Bizarre indeed
>>57608936
It's 9:30am senpai, I don't load up my shitposting programmes until at least 11.
cool thread France
>>57607607
The ring is evil. Its power is dependent on the butthurt and cowardice of the wielder, it couldn't have fallen into worse hands. The UK has to seal it before the French doom the world.
Perfidious Albion histronics aside, I imagine this >>57608404 is probably the foundation of the claim, and it's likely the issue of sovereignty is more nuanced than France is making out in this thread.
>>57609111
He bought it few weeks ago to auction but now England wants the ring back.
http://www.lefigaro.fr/culture/2016/04/08/03004-20160408ARTFIG00321-anneau-de-jeanne-d-arc-l-angleterre-declare-la-guerre-a-philippe-de-villiers.php
>>57609984
>now England wants the ring back.
Shouldn't have sold it then.
>tfw Balkan Wars III: Revenge of the Illyrians is coming soon
>>57608042
>let me tell you about how people in europe are and think even if i live in Narnia
>>57610169
Try reading a little further up. I certainly know better than you do
What a great news, brits in the recovery position
>>57610155
good, maybe we will get thessaloniki out of the whole ordeal
>>57607682
kek, this
>>57607682
It's better in Britain's hands than Egypt's hands.
>>57609420
It's just a ring. It's like the holy grail, at the end of the day it's just a cup.
I love seeing Brits and French banter, it distracts from our scheming
Gives us more time to perfect our plans to slowly convert the EU into Heiliges Römisches Reich II: Electric Boogaloo
We're coming for ya, Straßburg!
>>57612611
>Germans
>Ever making a good plan
Top kek. Your reich will fall soon.
>>57612437
Or we'll ally Germany again and lose miserably
>>57607780
Probably the same shit on excalibur.
>>57609506
Claim is retarded, you don't see France claiming historic goods from Germany just because Napoleon rekt us once.
>>57612857
Stealing things from other countries is a British tradition.
>>57612857
>historic goods from Germany
>things that exist
daily reminder that everything france has ever produced is rightfully english
>>57612932
The one fucking time a German defends you on the internet you turn on him.
>>57612932
There's lots of old churches, castles, even some towns are still fairly intact. Most of our historic goods are related to science, philosophy and such though so it's hard to pick out a certain object to signify that.
>>57613019
desu I didn't understand what you was trying to write, maybe english too hard for me but I understand this well >>57612611
>>57612932
Black forest, I put my seed there thanks to a prostitute.
