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Do you like Asians? ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
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>>57605508
No they are subhuman
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sure m8

hows it going?
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>>57605537

>>57605540
not bad just chillin

hbu m8
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>>57605550
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>>57605576
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>>57605550
so hol up

you muslim?
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>>57605588
I wonder if I could sleep again
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>>57605605
im catholic M9

you?

>>57605621
stay up all night with me
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>>57605634
Yeah I could do that. I'll make tea
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>>57605634
I was reading one of the previous threads and thought you were muslim from all the halal/haram food you were talkin about
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>>57605653
i wish i had someone to make me tea
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>>57605605
He's a black guy, that's his name.
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>>57605669
i dont eat shrimp or pork or red meat lol
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>>57605673
Your parents do everything else for you anyway :/

You working tomorrow?
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>>57605508
Are you that Singapore fag?
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>>57605710
yea

>>57605709
yea man i got night shift
gona take orders and stuff

btw what does my chink name translate to on your end?
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>>57605508
I am a white american male and I want to have sex with Asian females. How do I best go about this adventure?
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>>57605732
Thailand.
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Fucked a Chinese hooker once. Never going near them again.
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>>57605730
Looks like moon runes

That will suck I guess. So no you tomorrow hey?
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>>57605766
ima be home at 2 hours from this time tmr

im getting off at 8
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>>57605765
Storytime?
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>>57605781
Oh that's pretty reasonable. Do you mean in two hours time? So my five thirty
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>>57605802
rewind 2 hours from now
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>>57605508
はい、好きです
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I feel like ending it all guys, 30 years old, shitty job and a social reject. Been like this for years. it's funny though when you think how easy it is to take a gun and shot yourself, it's so easy but the pain the it inflicts onto others may not be as easy, know what I'm sayin m8s?
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>>57605841
please dont mate
i thought we promised we were going to make it together....

watch this itll cheer you up


http://www.panda.tv/88886
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>>57605826
So my one thirty. Fair enough. It will be like you weren't even at work

Have nothing nice to eat really. I could have toast or wedges in a bit. I do have garlic sauce for wedges though
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>>57605841
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>>57605877
yeah, okay
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>>57605871
there you go again with the aussie talk

whats wedges? like sausauge ? or fries? lol
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Posting far western Asian qt's
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>>57605841
You're only 30 mate. Give it another 10 years

>>57605901
Wedges are like chips but rougher cut and with seasoning on them
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>>57605841
It's funny how all Canadians make always this kind of comments.
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>>57605898
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>>57605730

A catholic Singaporean ? You pinoy lad ?
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>>57605782
It's not really story worthy. Nothing particularly amazing or disgusting happened. Just a really lackluster job from a slope that could hardly speak a lick of English. If I ever get another hooker, I'm thinking I'll just pay the extra and get an Anglo.
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>>57605927
oh
im eating friend noodles and chicken wings
and fruit smoothie


>>57605919
you have diarreah today?
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>>57605927
Perhaps, see how the coming weeks go
>>57605942
We're nice on the outside, but dead inside.
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what's going on this fine evening lads?
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>>57605944
im chinese :^)
there are a lot chink catholics here i went to an asian catholic school

>>57605962
http://www.panda.tv/336146
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>>57605952
That's no good I wanted a lewd story.

>>57605954
I don't understand chicken wings. Pointless. Fruit smoothies are nice though

>>57605962
You'll be fine probably
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>>57605954
no

Coffee and curry never again desu
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>>57606002
I told you about the spicy jew already
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>>57605975
hi whatsup m8 how was your day

>>57605999
bbq wings bro
>>57606002
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>>57606053
There's no meat on wings though. Better to have some lovely breast
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>>57606053
skipped my last day of undergrad, feels good man
cant wait to be a neet for 4 months, actually excited desu
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>>57606078
yea but its so good

and liek 20 wings= 1 breast so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>57606111
what you gona do for 4 months? smoke weed evey day?
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>>57606178
no lmao
I'll probably play vidya, watch anime, work out, try to get a gf etc
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>>57606115
I could go for a walk and fetch a chicken for tea. That could be nice. I need tea so I may have to leave my house at some point.

But today was meant to be my day off. Maybe I should go back to sleep. My neck hurts and It won't get better sitting up
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>>57606190
what vidya u play?
>>57606194
how many hours do you sleep jeez i can only sleep 6 hours
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Going to return to turbonormiehood in a few years and land an Arab qt desu

I even listen to Pitbull now to ease my transition to Normieness desu


>>57606042
gotcha

my anus knows now
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>>57606227
dota, counterstrike,/gsg/ stuff
do you play any vidya?
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>>57605868
>http://www.panda.tv/336146
>http://www.panda.tv/88886

wtf is this shit? I do not speak or understand Chinese. I need to find a safe haven somewhere from people.
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>>57606227
I sleep more than that. I was napping for less than 2 hours. Its been a busy little while for me. And I need energy for tomorrow to study well.

>>57606239
Poor thing :3
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>>57606239
pic related
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>>57606242
not anymore i just go on maplestory some times to fk around

i need a new game to play tb h

>>57606246
watch qts sing bro its so entertaining

>>57606269
i wish i could sleep all day but idk how

http://imgur.com/hxRB1Uv
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>>57606352
I used to sleep so much when I smoked weed. Like the best sleep too. I miss that about it.
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>>57606352
vidya is kind of a waste of time i guess, but i figure theres no harm in playing as long as you dont use it to escape normie life
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>>57606383
its like a natural sleeping med
it makes me fking lazy and tired as fuck after wards too

cant wait til i go **doctor*** to help my insomnia again

>>57606397
do you got a ps4? i need a new game to play serious i have nothing to do at home at nights im so bored
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>>57605508
This thread is fucking stupid.
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>>57606440
Skin head blumpkin

Will that mean you won't post with me anymore?
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DUDE
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WEED
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>>57606485
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>>57606478
why wouldnt i post with you anymore? i dont sleep so **early***
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>>57606440
Nah I just have a wii u lmao
I;m looking forward to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLtmEjqzg7M
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>>57606517
You have the sleep schedule of a crackhead to be fair
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>>57606525
that looks so weird
>>57606538
crackheads sleep a lot tho dont they?
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You meet a girl and it is clear she has had plastic surgery (Korean alien look).

You somehow get over it and form a relationship.

At which point do you ask to see photos of her prior to surgery?

I'm in this situation now. I don't want to offend her, but I can't last much longer without knowing such key information.
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>>57606605
I wouldn't have thought so. Funnily enough I don't know any
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>>57606605
not really sure what to expect from it tbqh

>>57606611
why? are you gonna have kids with her?
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>>57606516
Love these so much
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>>57606611
don't even bother to start anything. you know it can't end well when the attraction is built on a lie
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>>57606611
how much surgery did she get?

>>57606618
new bill maher today ^_^
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>>57606652
Oh true. I missed Assclass yesterday so I get to watch Nagisa today
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>>57606636
you ever play gta or bf4?

>>57606642
>>57606669
whats that? anime im guessing?

btw is this a trap or a girl? i cant tell

http://www.panda.tv/310703
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>>57606699
Its an anime. And yeah he's a boy. Best girl of the last couple of years though
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>>57605999
>That's no good I wanted a lewd story.
Alright, I'll tell it in a little while. Right now I'm preparing dinner and waiting for my brother to fuck off and leave me alone.
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>>57606731

fking traps man ಠ_ಠ

where do you watch your billmaher btw?
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>>57606636
Curiosity.

>>57606652
Enough to look like an alien. More than the girl in your image.
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>>57606765
That's good of you. I wouldn't want my brother to know I fucked some Vietnamese skank either

Would you fuck this Chilean man?

>>57606773
I torrent it from Eztv usually

It doesn't count if they're 2d anyway.
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>>57606777
this girl never had surgery tho
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>>57606816
torrent? download?

i stream mine from primewire lol
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>>57606818
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>>57606816
He's like a bad smell. Whenever I don't care where he is he's nowhere to be found, but the moment I want to be alone he won't fuck off. This is one of the many reasons I'm currently saving money for a bond and a removalist.
>Would you fuck this Chilean man?
>man
No. My degeneracy knows bounds and gays and trannies are some of the things I will not do.
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>>57606912
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>>57606838
I need to use my internet quota somehow :^)

>>57606927
You'll be free soon then.

Fair enough. He's pretty cute though :3

Its a fun game to play.
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>>57606002
what do you do HK bro, where do you stay? do you have cute Asian friends?
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>>57607025
wud u this ****girl***?
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>>57607056
that's the only good photo of him. in all the others he just looks like a dude with long hair
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>>57607056
Maybe. could be fun to hold down and rail. Probably not though
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>>57605508
Yes and taiwan #1!
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>>57607065
he has very beautiful eyes
>>57607083
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>>57606816
Anyway, he seems to have gone for now, so I'll start typing:
>Hadn't had a root in ages.
>Decide to go to nearby brothel.
>Friends had been before and told me it was cheap and they did bareback oral, so I figured why not, since I'm kind of into dirty stuff like that, but that's a story for another day.
>Anyway, I arrive at the brotel, go up a flight of stairs and ring a doorbell.
>A Chinese woman in a pink satin gown answers the door. She's about 5'5", slightly plump and a bit out of shape. She lets me in.
>She seats me in a waiting room, then tells me she'll be back shortly.
>A few minutes later, she re-emerges. She's brought someone with her.
>It's the mankiest looking chink I've ever seen in my entire life. Her limbs are a bit slimmer/leaner than the first woman, but she's sporting a sickly looking pot belly and a horrible makeup job welded onto the head of a beaten favourite. The second I see her I think to myself, "If she's the only option right now I'm getting my white arse out of here."
>The first woman then shows me their prices and asks me to choose one of the two of them. Unsurprisingly, I chose the first one.
>I pay, then she leads me into an odd bedroom. Everything looks quite seedy, an old bed with a cheap doona and a pillow, a bedside lamp with a chrimson cloth draped over it, yet at the same time it was all freshly cleaned.
>I strip down and shower while she goes to put the money away. She comes back and we begin.
>She strips down, then walks over and embraces me. She tries to reach her head up to kiss me, but fuck that shit. I'm a dirty cunt, but I'm not that dirty.
>We then get onto the bed and she starts blowing me. Honestly she did a pretty terrible job at it and she relied on ball licking way too much for a professional. Not only that, but because she had such a poor command of the English language, she couldn't take instructions for shit, either.
Part 2 incoming.
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>>57607106
:^)

>>57607118
Good lad
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>>57607130
wud u this **girl***
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>>57607118
>you will take this experience with you to the grave
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>>57607171
Yeah definitely, look at that cute face :^)

Christ man wtf is wrong with these people?
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>>57607025
4chan infected me with traps and trannies. But then it also cured me of them and got them out of my system entirely thanks to being able to work it out over a period of years and reading a few horror stories about curious people that did partake. Anyway, on with part 2 of the story:
>Eventually I slip on a condom and we fuck for a bit. Again, she leaves everything to me and when it's her turn to do anything she does a piss poor job.
>After that, I take the condom off and she sucks and licks me for a while. Then she takes out some lotion, gets a bit of a lather going and starts whacking me off. So yeah, on top of being a dud root, she had fuck all stamina, too.
>I'm thinking to myself, "This is getting ridiculous, it's taking forever I'm not not even close to cumming yet. I'm gonna have to pull out all the stops. Do something nice and grotty."
>After struggling to explain to her that I wanted her to roll over onto her front (this is how bad her English was), she eventually complies and she dangles her feet over the edge of the bed.
>I squat down at her feet and start licking them as I beat off.
>Arousal levels suddenly at near 100% and I'm ready to cum after just a few minutes of this.
>I get back onto the bed, lay down and she whacks me off some more. Eventually I cum and shoot pretty damn hard.
Yeah, I did get to cum and yeah it was cheap. But all in all not really that good of an experience. Hence why I think it'd be better to just pay the extra and get a white woman. They're generally more professional in my experience.
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>>57607211
ignorant people


:^)
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>>57605508
I like the cute ones. Rest of them can frig off
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>>57607208
Mate life gets way weirder than that. Taking that to the grave is nothing at all, trust me.
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>>57607118
>>57607235
I feel like vomiting
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>>57607258
Christ, that would eat me up inside. I feel thankful for being a normie тbh.
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>>57607235
You sicko :^)

Cheers for writing the story though. You have any more stories for me?

>>57607239
Yeah its obviously all their fault. I mean I get the first one you showed me he's actually passable but what do the freaks get out of it?
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>>57607239
Have you seen 'Goon'?
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>>57607312
Thanks mate. I've got more stories, but they're not relevant to the thread since they don't involve Asians at all.
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>>57607399
I don't care. I want to hear them
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>>57607171
I've always considered myself a fairly accepting and tolerant person. But taking just one glance at that creature makes me want to round up a bunch of the meanest old occas I could find and beat the absolute dogshit out of every gay and trannie we came across.
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>>57607417
Well I need to finish making my dinner, so if I feel like it after that I might share one or two more. Do you want one with a happy ending or more disgusting disappointment? Because brother I've got both.
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>>57607430
But that's not the fault of the gay people and trannys. That's the fault of that single degenerate. Go find him and beat him up please. That is halal
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>>57607462
A healthy mix :^)

Like the most heathen shit I've ever heard but one that is nice where the hero falls in love at the end ^_^
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>>57607464
I'm well aware of that. But that's how annoying I find that person just by their very appearance and existence.
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>>57607496
Well I mean his existence is a little offensive. I just want someone to beat him up though not go full mental at innocent people
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>>57607490
I'm not fabricating one. I don't write fiction, this is real fucken life.
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>>57607522
You said you had a nice one for me and a nasty one for me. I want both.

How old are you?
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>>57607511
Yeah. To be fair, I reckon once you'd spent all your energy beating that thing to death you'd probably feel satisfied enough to leave the rest of them alone anyway. Better yet, it'd probably be better to just kidnap it, tie it up, then dump it in a predominantly Muslim neighbourhood and let the brown tide do the rest.
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>>57607547
I'm 29 and yes I have both, but they are actual events that happened to me. Also once I get another story out you're going to owe me one.
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>>57607550
This is wise. Leave my chilean alone or I won't be able to play "would you" with people

>>57607560
I don't have any good storys though.

t. Pretty much a normie
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>>57607305
You sound like a bit of a pansy desu.
>>57607577
>into traps
>pretty much a normie
Lie to yourself all you want, but at least do me the courtesy of not lying to me.
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>>57607577
Also holy shit sauce on that webm please? That's hilarious.
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>>57607609
Well I was pretty much a normie for most of my life. Besides I've only been with women and have no stories too far one way or another is what I meant.

I can show you a fiction story I wrote though

>>57607621
The Increasing poor decisions of Todd Margret. The whole series isn't like that though and thats in like one of the last episodes of the last series
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>>57607652
If fiction is all you've got, then yeah, alright. Let's see what you've got.
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>>57607721
its pretty lame. I wrote it years ago

>I was a Knight of the crusades.
>A grand Knight Templar. The secrets of Christ the eternal glowed within my breast.
>After shepherding a group of pilgrims through the darkest parts of the holy land I came to a crossing of paths.
>There was something not right and all of my senses were set on edge.
>I could not contain myself. The power of Christ compelled me to unsheathe my sword. A marvelous scimitar of Damascus steel that I had taken from the corpse of a Saracen warlord during the sack of Aleppo.
>My sword burned with a strange luminescence With seething pulses of blue light pulsing up the blade.
>I turned bringing my weapon around in an arc just in time to catch the blow aimed at my head.
>There was something wrong with my opponent.
>Something demonic.
>There was a strange dark aura clinging to him and as he moved he seemed to ripple through space rather than pass through it. His eyes glowed with a strange malevolence.
>I felt the power of the divine spark swell within me. The same energy that I felt when I battled the heathen. I knew that God watched me as I fought.
>My opponent stepped forwards again arcing his sword towards me. However i was an experienced fighter and closed the distance to bring myself within the power of his strike.
>I cracked my forehead forwards and felt his nose decompress under the visor of my helmet.
>I tripped him into the ground and brought my sword forwards in a short, brutal stab that went through the daemons black heart.
>He continued to squirm underneath me. and I felt withing my heart that the answer was to take its head.
>The second that my scimitar severed the head from his body my vision began to waver before me.
>Startled I took a knee and was amazed to see the heavens split the earth to show me a lighted path leading to a dark and malevolent cave.
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>>57607745
>I could feel the call and I knew that the Lord wanted me to do his work this day.
>I knelt at the body of my foe and whispered a prayer for his tortured soul that he may find redemption in the next life.
>Stepping over him I headed towards the cave and my hand unconsciously crept to the crucifix around my neck.
>Praying to the arch-angel Michael for strength I slowly approached the cave. Taking the buckler from my belt and once again unsheathing my sword.
>Feeling caution wash over me I started to make sure that my noise was muffled as best I could and as I got to the mouth of the cave I waited for my eyes to adjust to the blackness.
>I could see another demon, marked by the black aura that surrounded him with his back turned to me some 10 paces away from me.
>I crouched down next to one of the walls of the cavern and waited for him to begin to move towards me.
>He did not oblige. Ruffled I began to slowly move towards him.
>Something ricocheted off my helmet and I saw stars however I whipped my sword forwards in the direction of the blow.
>I felt the familiar feel of my wickedly sharp blade tearing through the stomach of another human and as I moved forwards to capitalize on the mortal wound was only saved by the grace of heaven.
>The angle of the blow sent against me meant that the tip of the demon's sword was turned away from me and I narrowly avoided impalement.
>Thanking Christ I smashed my buckler forwards toward the demons face. It caught it under the chin and I moved forwards as it was knocked back.
>Remembering my last fight I knew that I would have to decapitate it.
>I waited patiently for it to ready for another blow thinking to counter it. However it had learned caution from our encounter.
>I could hear noises from further in the cavern and so I came in with a low high combination.
>As I thought it would the Demon allowed me to hit its leg thinking it was of no import and I grinned savagely
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>>57607770
>as I sawed the blade through the tendons at the back of its knee causing it to topple.
>I stepped forwards crushing its sword arm under my boot heel and began the bleak work of hacking its head off.
>Moving forwards with a grim purpose I thought to find the source of the noises that I had heard earlier in the fight.
>There was little point in caution at this point as I had made too much noise in decapitating the demon.
>Praying softly under my breath I moved though a natural doorway in the cavern and was so shocked that I was unable to move.
>Before me was a gigantic winged lizard with scales glimmering in the finest ruby red that I had ever seen.
>I turned its head almost lazily toward me and spoke with a voice that chilled me to my very bones
KNIGHT OF CHRIST WHY HAVE YOU COME HERE?
>It seemed to whisper however the strength in its voice almost brought me to my knees such was its power.
>"I have been brought here by my Lord on his holy work, demon" I replied hoarsely.
THEN SO BE IT. SINCE WERE ABLE TO INVADE MY REFUGE I'M HONOUR BOUND TO KILL YOU.
>All the hairs on my body stood up and instinct made me dive behind some rocks as an inferno akin to the fires of hell washed over me.
>I was amazed as there was no heat. I thought I must be already dead.
>As if in a dream I sprang up and out of the corner of my eye saw a pool of molten rock where there had once been my shelter.
>I strode towards the demon lizard quietly chanting the creed of the Templar's to myself.
>The demon lizard let forth another burst of flame in my direction white hot and consuming.
>I knew I did the Lord's work today and as it washed over me I lifted my head and heart to the heavens and let out a triumphant war cry.
>The flames seemed to hit an invisible barrier and part before me and I sprang forwards delivering a mighty blow towards the demons head.
>It whipped back serpent fast and darted back towards me attempting to bite.
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>>57607786
>I was ready for it however and crashed my buckler straight into the front of its face.
>It reeled back but I knew its limits by now and took another step forwards bringing my sword down in a heavy arc towards where its neck met its shoulder
>Its black blood spurted
>Out towards me, steam coiling off it. I took a half step back however it brought up one of its arms and slammed it into me sending me flying back.
>I hit the wall hard and slumped momentarily to the ground however I raised myself quickly and took stock.
>The lizard was bleeding heavily from the wound that I had inflicted and I wondered how it could possibly have boiling blood.
"KNIGHT YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOU DO"
>The lizard hissed at me pitifully
>Grabbing my crucifix with my sword hand I calmly looked the demon in the eye.
>'The lords work is what I do this day demon' I spat 'and the day after that and for the rest of my days you foul creature'
>The lizard reared back and I started to speed up
>Its head darted towards me lightning fast but I merely took a half step away from it and as it overshot I brought my sword down in a mighty stroke that half severed its head from its body.
>It collapsed immediately. I must have hit its spinal column and as it hit the ground I continued to hack at it until its head came free.
>I felt amazed and dropped to my knees to give thanks. I swear to this day that I saw a Seraph rise from my body and return to the heavens however I tend to be quiet about that.
>Searching around the cave I found many objects of great value. However none was more valuable than the demons head that I took back impaled upon my sword to hang in the Templar's barracks.
>On my 50th name day I was elected Grand Master of the Templars and for the rest of my days I never once forgot that the Lord our God sometimes needs mortals in the battle against evil.


And that is how the last of the dragons was killed.

fin
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>>57607239
What happened to you?
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no they are inhuman imo, their behaviour proves it.

what the chinks do to animals and what the japs did during ww2

no doubt the koreans are just as spastic
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>>57607860
hey sorry i had to do somethiong

a are you still here???

>>57607870
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>>57607899
No, I sperged out and posted an old story I wrote and now feel embarrassed.
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>>57607910
wat the heck
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>>57608002
I wrote it ages ago and that aussie wanted a story
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>>57608029
you still watching ur show?

im bout to put on bill maher and eat chips

lol
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>>57608064
I feel less autistic now that I see you playing that.

I'm watching 'Role models'.

Have you seen Goon?
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>>57608083
na whats it bout?

i still needa watch star wars and shit
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>>57608104
Its about a hockey enforcer. Its really good.

Star wars is good. I saw it at the movies with a friend. At a proper cinema where you can drink too
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>>57608133
will i need to watch the previous ones to catch up? i never watched star wars before
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>>57608166
Watching the original three is good. Don't watch the prequels though. They are cancer
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>>57608190
did u watch hateful eight or hunger games

theyre pre good
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>>57608215
I watched the Hateful eight. Was pretty good. Haven't seen the last hunger games yet. idk I kinda lost track of what is going on.

You should watch Goon man

Have you seen Moon?
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>>57608234
na whats moon

ima save goon for later

btw you know what maplestory is?
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>>57608296
Moon is a story of a miner on the moon. Its really good. A classic.

No idk what mapestory is really. Have heard of it before though
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>>57608339
the game that i screen shotted

you shud get it we can like chat there and chill lol

http://thevideo.me/cuxh1k68o7hi
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>>57608397
idk i don't really have time for games atm

snuggling my cat atm
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>>57608439
damn dude bill maher really hates trump
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>>57608461
Well trump makes the US look like a joke to people outside it

My cat ran away :(
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>>57608491
whyd he run away? no food on you? ;3

trump is kinda based tho

says things shill politicians wont
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>>57608522
She ran off because she didn't like me patting her I think :(

Still she's good :p

Trump is a tool amn. Like the school wanker who's out of control and grew up like that forever.

Just makes America look stupid
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>>57608608
KEKE

my dog is begging for my food
so annoying
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>>57608608
DUDE
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>>57608662
I wish I could have a dog where I live. I would have a German Shepard.

>>57608692
WHAT?
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>>57608709
you cant have a dog?

i have a maltese

so cute but hes tough
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>>57608738
kek that picture

No I live in a small flat.
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>>57608757
that sucks:( i have to walk my dog and pickup his shit everday
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>>57608799
I have to scoop my cats poo too though. Just how it goes.

Still she's worth it when she's social. I think probably I got the autistic cat though. Maybe she will get more friendly after a while
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>>57608827
do you like black girls?
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>>57608947
Some of them

[spoiler]the really hot ones[/spoiler]

I tend to prefer Africans to americans though
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>>57608976
something like this huh

ive never met a black person in my life

thers like 0 here
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>>57609001
Yeah I would have a run at her. Could lose the bone surrogate though
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>>57609071
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>>57609162
She better not have.

I have wedges almost cooked

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potato_wedges
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>>57609198
damn i ate those before

so good

you love cheetos man? so damn good jesus i eat like a pack a day
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>>57609212
No I don't really like Cheetos. I don't like Mountain Dew either :^)
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>>57609212
Watching Maher now. Dun dun dun dun dun dun d-da da
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>>57609276
im 60% thru it

this woman guest is so annoying

lol
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>>57609295
I find the republican shills they have on really frustrating. People don't carry on like that in Australia
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>>57609336
dude the republicans shills are the best

funniest shit
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>>57609362
They are horrible. Manchildren
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>>57609378
god this woman thats gona appear kathy griffith

so annoying
jesus
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>>57609467
Fair enough. I haven't got to her yet.

Are you feeling the Bern? :^)
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>>57609549
no

lol

i dont like socialism

but i like his positions on foreign affairs

why do you even like bernie?
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>>57609613
I just like him more than Shillery. His minimum wage thing is massive. Best thing for America.

t. Sociology major
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>>57609778
$15 ? thats going to kill a lot of jobs tho wouldnt it?

I dont like liberals usually because they love raising my taxes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You dont like john kasich? i think hes the best one imo
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>>57609848
It works for every other country in the world. Americans on the bottom get fucked over pretty ahrd man. I feel sorry for them. It would make the dollar take a hit too and that's good for me personally and good for America probably too because their dollar is artificially inflated.

I only know Shillary Trump and Bernie.

Out of the three Bernie is the best option imo

I don't really like American politics outside of entertainment
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>>57609910
John kasich on the republican side is basically the "bernie" of the party

too bad no one takes him seriously tho
If he wins the nomination at the convention he might even beat shillary, hes beating her in the polls right now


what do you even think about this guy? pic related
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>>57609959
Yeah this chicks voice is really annoying.

Trudeau is just a weak meme. Canada is sorted man. No point worrying about mapleniggers. They look after themselves.
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>>57610015
i wonder why muslims in your country and mine dont do this kind of stuff? they seem more integrated and chill than europe

i feel bad for europe man
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>>57610062
idk We'd probably just deport them to Christmas island if they start kicking off. We need Tone back. That'll show them.

They brought it upon themselves.
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>>57610091
based aussies
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>>57610185
Those people are fuckwit bogans though. Anyone wearing an Australian flag is bad news mate
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>>57610227
>Anyone wearing an Australian flag is bad news mate
theyre just proud of their country m8 nothing wrong with national pride :^)
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>>57610262
They are, too a man, fuckwits who would glass a leb at the drop of a hat.

That's not fair the Tasmanians are probably fine we don't do that shit down here. Independence when?
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>>57610062
>>57610091
>what is the ocean
You get rich Muslims who can afford a plane ticket and visa. We get people coming here on plastic boats. I know you're dumb Anglos, but at least try to think for once.
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>>57610297
We just chuck boat people on Christmas Island man. Men women and children. You guys should just set up a 'Detention centre' in Rhodes or something and just send boatniggers there. Works well and people get the point that you have a fucking navy so don't try to take a boat to a better life.
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>>57610297
but how do you explain the paki immigrants in the UK and france? not everyone is a refugee they are all in germany.

>>57610296
:^)

ive never seen a rally like that in Canada yet
Maybe soon if the feds continue to let imams preach pedophilia and terrorism
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>>57610364
idk man it all just happens or doesn't. We had some fucker freak out and commit a siege in Sydney a while back.

We just don't want that shit in Australia. They can fuck back off to where they came from if they want to carry on.
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>>57610401
we had a guy shoot up our parliament and kill a soldier
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>>57610422
Didn't some old beast take out some freak? I remember that happening.

Whatever they're just a bunch of tools really. Not worth worrying about really.

Maybe if you lived in Sydney they would be a problem but down here its a non issue
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>>57610470
do you even have a big population around you?

and yea the old man took up a pistol and shot him lol
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>>57610504
No I don't think we do have. There are islamic neighbourhoods in Australia though. But we'll just sic the bogans on them if they start banging on about sharia or whatever.

Yeah old dude was an interesting fella. Just smashed it really.
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i mean i dont understand why people move to a country to escape their shithole and then want to import that same shithole in their new country
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>>57610641
Faith.
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>>57610696
hopefully the next generation of muslims would be peaceful

i mean with whats going on in europe now there could be a lot of violence

Crusades when :^O
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>>57610760
We should have taken Constantinople back in the second world war. Filthy Roaches should have gotten kicked back into Anatolia.

I am watching assassination classroom but its not a nagisa episode ;_;
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>>57610811
well reclaim it soon m8ty >:^)

You really love Anime huh
lol

im watching asian girls
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>>57610870
I like good anime. The one that's meant to be good this season is not gripping me and the one that should be cute is borderline shota so I'm not into it.

Besides I have to study tomorrow so I need to watch all my things this evening.
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>>57610935

>Talk shit

>Get hit

xDDd
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>>57611010
What?
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>>57611044
would you fight trudeau?
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>>57611052
I'd batter Trudeau, he looks like a bitch boy
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>>57611073
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>>57611091
Tone would beat him in the ring

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>>57611127
toothbrush girl?
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>>57611151
Yeah I reckon
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>>57611151
can you make it for me

it says Error: You must wait longer before posting a new thread.
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>>57611227
>>57611274
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>>57607235
this is what you get for being a footfag
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