>if you died, no one except your parents would even notice
HAHAHAHA, KEK. YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP.
THERE SHOULD BE A COMEDY WRITEN ABOUT THIS, IM LAUGHING SO HARD TEARS ARE FALLING FROM MY EYES
>>57604501
loser
>>57604501
>>if you died, no one except your parents would even notice
i think my brother would notice
also i am part of a group project in my coding class in uni, they would be inconvenienced but would probably not give a shit since i met them once
nobody else really knows or cares about my existence
>if you died, you wouldn't fucking care about who noticed it
>>57604501
>his family hasn't declared him legally dead already
It must be normie o'clock
>>57604501
I hope to die one day desu. I'm so unlucky I might as well be immortal and thus be stuck in this hell forever.
>>57604555
My parents lie to their friends about me desu.
>Oh yeah anon? Oh he's studying hard in University! He's such a good boy... *holding back tears*
I've unironically heard them saying this on the phone a few times.
>>57604554
this
>>57604549
>>57604501
>tfw this is actually true
I genuinely believe that only my parents, grand-ma, few uncles and aunts would attend my funerals.
>>57604600
well, it's not like you are immortal, so yes, you will die one day
>>57604702
>>>57604501 (OP) (You)
>>tfw this is actually true
Only difference is mine probably wouldn't because theyre tired of me desu
>>57604640
>good ta see ya again, barry!
>what's ya son doin' nowadays?
>well. uh... he's... uh...
>>57604730
You can't be sure about that until it happens.
>>57604773
>TFW heard my parents say they're proud I'm not doing drugs or other harmful things to their friends over the phone
Uh yeah mom... Drugs are for... Uh, degenerates!
