>He can't grow an amazing beard like a real man
>nu-male beard
i guess it depends on how you pull it off
Looks like shit 2bh also probably weak chin and ugly without pubic hair
>>57595534
Are Swedes allowed to have beards?
>>57595495
if you are good looking, you can rock any fucking look you want and people will think it's cool because of the halo effect.
that's just how it is, dipshits. you either win the genetic lottery or you don't. everything else is just noise.
>mfw men with beard
>>57595616
If you really think that guy won the genetic lottery you must be hideous af
>>57595495
I prefer the close shaved kind
>>57595495
I've never really tried desu, I got the idea a couple of times but always chickened out during the part where you look like a hobo stoner because I didn't want to be seen in public like that
>>57595495
Not only can't I grow a beard, I'm also rapidly balding.
t. hipster leftard
>>57595671
i don't see the connection. please explain. how does my appreciation of a guy (or indeed my aesthetic sense in general) have any impact on whether or not i am hideous or not?
just curious, like.
>>57595495
real men don't put effort into their appearance or cultivate a "manly" look, it just happens naturally
OP's ginger faggot is trying way too hard, like every other hipster douche
>>57596241
Any symbol of masculinity like James Bond put a lot of effort into their apperance. Wearing hoodies, sweatpants and autist shoes aren't exactly seen as manly.
>>57595677
I can grow a shitty beard like this one...
No connectors and a thinner soul patch
>>57596303
if you look attractive its fine
>>57596298
some symbols are by dint of occupation or circumstance, not on purpose
there's a difference between a lumberjack and a lumbersexual
>>57595495
How much time takes to grow a beard like that?
>>57596362
5 months for me
>>57596362
I shaved mine recently and it was about the same length. Took me about half a year.
>>57596298
Wearing something doesn't make you a man.
My delusional "classy" gentleman.
>>57596233
Oh i'm sorry I didn't realize that you're autistic, my mad
>>57596075
bretty much this
I had a beard half that length for the winter, now I shaved it really short, probably clean shave in a week.
Too many people grow beards now, it's some kind of trend it seems.
This is a muscle bear thread?
>>57596345
It actually looks like a beard after three and a half to four months of "What's wrong, Anon?", "Are you really growing a beard?" and other, similar questions
The thing is, most of my male family members are as smooth as babies. My father has a thin mustache and that's it. My brother has three hairs in total on his chin. We all have hair though, thick hair. Not one bald family member.
At least that...
My grandfather on the other hand...you couldn't see the lips of that man from all the beard he had. He had more beard than most men have hair on their head. AND he had a full set of hair with it. Grew gray only in his fucking 60es...imagine that. I have the same growth pattern and hair texture, so I keep my fingers crossed. It's not that I look bad without a beard, but I always wanted to sport one
>can't grow even a fucking shitty beard because native genes
Fuck my shit up senpai.
At least I know I won't go bald but still, I want a fucking beard
>>57596572
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Native Americans and Asians except Ainus are the most feminine men
>>57596492
>my mad
you sure are
>>57595660
>mfw men without beard
>>57596655
Are you gay?
Unless you are big/bulky you shouldn't really do it. If you are a manlet especially, unless you are big enough to pull off a dwarf mode look.
>>57596637
This true as fuck but kinda funny because somehow faggots on the internet think ASIANS ARE MASCULINE for some fucking reason
>>57595495
>carefully trimmed beard
>product evenly applied
>brushed daily
>hip hair style with gel
>tight fitting designer clothes
so manly
>>57596702
Literally no one thinks Asians are masculine
>>57596795
You should visit >>>/fa/ and >>>/soc/
Beards like that are for jawlets
>>57596692
No, he's right
t. grill
>>57596823
I refuse
>>57596844
Well of course, you want him hairier than you right
>>57596844
Yeah yeah... I've talked to girls and most prefer a guy without a beard, or if they have a beard it has to be short and trimmed. You must be Arab perhaps?
>>57596893
kek
>tfw no hairy muscle bearded dad
>>57596823
>/fa/
>>57596893
>>57596908
Stay jealous manlets
>>57596931
I'm 180cm, didn't know that was a manlet. Dumb French cunt
>>57596954
ayy
>>57596926
This never fails to make me laugh
>>57596954
That is considered manlet now, its not 2014 anymore
If you're under 6'5 you should kill yourself
>>57597034
spooky
>>57597039
Alright, I'm loading my gun now
>>57595495
No thanks. Beard + muscle is a gay trend now, at least in this country.
>ywl never look like you're about ready to stab someone and steal their shit.
Sucks cause I'm a Jew so I have to grow a big wirey beard and not some thick straight hair shit. Makes me scared to air travel.
>>57597165
>knowing gay trends
Wew lad
>tfw thick but still a bit patchy beard
>>57597168
Same here m8. Look at my shitty beard, I should probably shave this son of a bitch...
>>57597267
You don't need to know when you see two bulk bearded men holding hands
>not growing a mustache
>>57597350
Yes it definitely looks like you should
>>57597444
Thanks for the feed back.
>>57597350
If you have baby face, you can look like that
>>57595495
I got a reddish neckbeard if that helps.
>>57595495
>mfw have god-tier facial hair and hair
>mfw 1.84
>mfw very low body fat, I literally get /fit/ in a month and look like a damn abercrombie model. I can never get fat even if I stay all day laying on the couch and eat liquid grease day and night.
>mfw strong bones so I always look tonic even if I don't lift
>mfw superior italian genetics
>>57597528
np familia
As you know trips don't lie
>>57595687
That's what I want
>>57597598
Indeed. Now I'll just get IDed all the time again even though I'm 30, lol
I wish I could even grow a decent stubble
>>57597350
Fuck I can barely it on my face. Yours is a lot straighter than mine. I know mine is pretty shithouse but I live in a small backwater town where there's isn't some big influx of grand hipster beards.
I can't mustache though.
It comes in looking like some Vincent Price shit.
>>57597709
Are you a redheaded ginger sexy finn?
>>57597723
abort abort abort
>>57597723
I hope that's not you m8. Get that bumfluff off your fucking neck now.
>>57597538
what is he wearing??
>>57595495
yes I can. But beard is for gays in here.
>>57597748
>>57597749
Yeah, I will.
>>57597723
Just shave it more and it will grow in more evenly and it'll get thicker when you do grow it out
rate mine lads
don't bully!
Everyone who has to assure himself he is a ''real man'' is by no means a real man.
>>57597815
Pretty manly
>>57597815
wish i had some money for the barber lads
>>57597737
nope
>>57597815
Aren't flips mixed with Spaniards. I thought you could grow bears. Keep it up m8.
>>57597858
Sharia tier.
>>57597723
Yeah m8, you have to shave that shit off too. Some of us just can't grow proper beards. I'm tired of looking like a hobo 2bh.
>>57597723
kys you unaustralian cunt
>>57597815
Actually that seems exactly like something an Asian would grow. Not saying that with malice, I mean, just look at that shit in the future.
>>57597858
Fuckin' want that kind of beard. Fucking europeans
>>57597869
beards are awesome but i wish i could, it's just in our genetics that won't let me
r8 lads, I say this is a good 9/10 beard
>>57597984
kill it with fire pls
>>57597984
M8, get the greasy shit off your face. I feel like vomiting. Please.
>>57597971
Keep it for as long as is manageable, then shave. It'll appear thicker. Beard coach helps.
>>57595495
This is dumb
Ginger men can do literally anything and still be attractive
>>57597815
Lot of Japanese Brazilians have beard, serious question, are they mixed? I don't know how Japanese people look on average.
>>57597984
Those strands of red hair look like some pine needles that got stuck in
>>57598044
Women love being CELT'D. Every woman yearns for a dominant Celtic stallion.
>>57598044
>Ginger men are literally perfect for me and they have the pick of the litter
Hurts to be a fag
Check em
>>57598044
True that, I hate being a brown haired shit
>>57598119
Bretty gud
>>57598122
>tfw was almost blonde when born
>hair gradually got BLACKer as I grew up
>now a very dark brown, almost black
>>57597723
this looks like suffering
>>57598169
Strange you say that, I was born with Blonde hair and had it for a while, then it turned light brown, then dark brown. God damn it all!
>>57597723
This guy just need go to gym.
>>57598169
>>57598224
blonde only looks good on women
come on
>>57597984
disgusting. Please leave my country
>>57598270
Besides with my hair as curly as they are I'd have looked like that
That's pretty much how my cousin looks like
>>57598270
Nah, my grandpa had blonde hair and the girls were all over him. Of course he was German, and exotic at that time here.
>>57597748
>>57597749
>>57597797
>>57597902
>>57598197
>>57598230
Suffering sounds about right. Shaved it now so I'm back to looking normal and respectable.
>>57598345
Good lad, I'll be joining you soon.
>>57598098
>CELT'D
haha if they didnt already regret sleeping with me I'm gonna tell them they got "CELT'D"
Then they'll definitely regret it
>>57598099
could gays please stop checking me out
>>57598345
Definitely try losing some weight m8, reveal those hidden facial aesthetics
>>57598381
Where are you from? Potatonigger in Oz?
>>57598398
Yeah I'm starting to work on it now. Life is pretty shit at the moment but I'm about to turn that around hopefully.
Immediately love my clean face.
>>57598369
Thanks also I really want to live in a non shitty part of your country. Because of snow mostly
>>57598417
Australian but muh heritage is British Isles mutt
I found a few pictures of my beards at different lengths. Thing started growing some time around when I was 18 and I was too damn lazy to shave ever since. I go to a haircut place once or twice a year and that's it, too damn lazy to take any care about this thing.
>>57597568
T O R O N TO
i can only grow a light stubble too, this is me in maximum beard, fuck my life
>>57598532
Ed Sheeran?
>>57598497
>in a non shitty part of your country.
You would probably like BC then, I live in Alberta and I don't know if you would like it here. Quebec is okay if you don't mind the French, or the Maritimes are pretty relaxed, Nova Scotia and PEI are nice. Come on over man, we need some white immigrants, too many Asians and Arabs now.
>>57598656
Well I'm hoping that Canada has some small villages with populations no higher than, I wanna say 100,000 to be generous.
Like how the UK has those small villages where there's nothing but grass and farmland for a million years. I want that just with snow and moose everywhere.
>>57598580
not exactly
>>57598738
That's small city here, I live in a town just an hour outside the city, 10,000 people if that, really close to the forest it's awesome. There's a lot of small cities and big towns with 5,000 to 50,000 or whatever, it depends if you want to live in the mountains more? foothills? plains? forest? or close to all?
>>57598865
I'd love to live close to the forest.
Basically my dream is to be a big fucking lumberjack in Canada, living in a small town with a wife and a couple kids. Crime percent so fucking low that you'd be in shock and awe if someone stole candy from a store.
It'll never happen but a man can dream.
>>57599071
Those times are pretty much gone, but there's some little towns like that here, if you really want to be way up there you could try the Yukon, or NWT. The worst you will have to deal with are drunk eskimos.
>>57596926
JEsus christ I've never seen a more awkward group
No
btw I'm a grill
>>57598532
Second from left top row is the best
>>57595495
>what's an easier way to look like a man without putting in the time and work at a gym
>grow lumberjack beard
>>57599149
Yeah drunks can fit into my little crime fantasy. Like a couple of guys at the local tavern getting a little too tipsy and rowdy.
God damn, I will never have a pure as the driven snow blonde Canadian wife living in some small log cabin with me as I live out my lumberjack life while she looks after my only son.
>>57598738
>small villages of 100 000
wtf that's a fucking city
Towns are 10 000
Villages are 1000 - 2000
Small villages are 100 - 200
>>57595495
>>57595687
Proper.
>>57595677
>>57596922
>>57597350
>>57597538
>>57597568
>>57598119
>>57598554
Gay.
The rest is hobo-disgusting.
>>57596926
Nice funeral outfit. WWI was 100 years ago, faggots.
>>57599343
Yeah hate to break it to you dude, but that doesn't exist anymore. You could live in a small cabin in the woods, but you'll be doing it alone. Just get a dog, make your own moonshine, eat wild animals, fish, real freedom.
>>57599416
I'll just get a golden lab to look after our hybrid dogman son while the house slowly falls apart. I'll forget all English and resort to snarling and barking at visitors.
Close enough.
Thanks for the input though anyway.
>>57599411
Why are dutch always such assholes
>>57599632
No trouble, that sounds like a nice life, you can achieve it, good luck m8
>>57596552
>We all have hair though, thick hair. Not one bald family member.
FUCK YOU
>>57595677
I could grow a beard like this, but I would look exactly like my friends in college.
Fucking shit mate, I'd rather look like an underage brat till I'm 30.
>>57598047
Maybe maybe not, lots of Japanese men can grow beards.
I'm blessed with awesome beard genetic. I love my beard. Best fucking thing ever.
>>57601249
Then post a picture, motherfucker.
>>57601249
poste la faggot de bois
>>57596926
the thumbnail looks like they're edgy protesters lined up against a memorial for dead soliders
this is as far as I'm willing to go
any more and I start to look homeless
I can grow a good beard but it's horribly misplaced, probably because I'm a finn-swede mutt. It doesn't reach high enough to cover my really high and pronounced cheekbones but grows lower than my adams apple, almost connecting to my chest hair. I was destined to be the fucking neckbeard supreme
>>57597984
Goodness gracious, that is atrocious. Try shaving it and see if you can make it look less pathetic. If not, a clean shave is better than what you have. At least then you'll seem diligent.
>>57601461
You have curly or wavy hair?
>>57598345
Christ lose some fuckin weight ya lazy cunt can hardly even tell you have a chin
this thread is fulla dudes just tryna flex as hard as possible, i wonder what fucked up things you've been through to have to exaggerate like you guys do
Having a beard just shows that you have poor hygiene, if you saw a guy with long hair you'd say "he gross get a haircut, faggot". Same thing with beards.
>>57597723
While shaving don't forget to slit your throat
I haven't shaved since September, and my beard is still weak as piss. About to give up, it looks terrible. Thought Nordic genes were supposed to give me an advantage here, but I guess I just have shitty genes overall.
>>57606805
are you blond? either way it will look like shit.
>>57606805
>I haven't shaved since September
Me too m8, though mine is looking pretty good
>>57605836
what if he shaves with a razor
>>57606831
I have dark blonde hair, but my beard is much darker, almost black. I think it has the potential of looking good, but looks like it will take ages.
>>57606853
Nice man. Feels bad to have this patchy mess, most guys I know can grow a decent beard in half the time.
What is the proper age to grow a beard?
Is it true that repeated shaving will have your hair grow in thicker and more even?
I am 18 and shave at least once every two days, typically daily.
If I have largely wavy/curly hair how should my beard look?
>>57606916
How old are you? I was unable to grow a full beard until 25.
SHAQ WILL NEVER DO THIS TO U
>>57606978
I'm 21, so I'm probably one of those people as well.
Guess my older brother won the beard lottery.
i am growing a mustache instead, r8 lads
>>57606978
An interesting observation btw: my friend who's 25 too has a perfect hairline with not a hint of hair loss, but can't grow a beard. I get to grow a beard but it comes with quite a widow's peak.
Any hope for me? This is about 6-8 weeks now
I feel like its getting longer/curlier but the gaps just don't fill in so its looking worse not better.
I prefer being shaved generally but my lack of chin/jaw honestly ruins my face so without facial hair I do think I look worse.
>>57607374
Age?
>Barely any facial hair
>Still fucking balding
>Early 20s
Might aswell kill myself really.
>>57595616
Dont you need a beard permit unless your muslim in the UK?
>>57608532
Just gone 22
I'm trying >:
cant imagine myself without one
I can grow a mustache and on my cheeks chin and neck but there is a U that goes along the side of my mouth and below it where it wont grow
>>57609265
fixed
kek muh bread is thick as woods
>>57595495
My face is too perfect to grow a (full) beard. I tried it many times but everytime I get a full beard it looks like shit.
Beards are for people with weak facial structures desu.
>>57608995
Wait 3-5 years, chap
>>57609379
But that's my prime youth (and the girls of this age) gone
Guess I'll have to rely on my charm and wit
Hahahaahahah
>worthless facial hair
>balding
>aged 21
WHY
>>57609455
Can you pull off the bald and beardless look, or do you look like some kind of goblin?
>>57609472
TAKE A GUESS
>>57609503
U poor goblin lookin motherfucker
>>57595495
Le manly beard face xD
>>57597723
just stop life right now familia
>>57609021
nice
Good, good, let the beards grow to better integrate into muslim europe.
Is this one of those threads where we try to hide our insecurities and existential dread by trying to dictate what is 'manly' and calling eachother cucks?
Great, I'm just in time.
