>be me
>be green eyed, blonde haired spaniard
>be 1'84m tall
>"oh where are you from?? do you like spain??"
>>57586556
>meters
>>57586756
I'm sorry but I'm in an /international/ board not in the /unitedstates/ one
Say you're a Visigoth from the island of Gotland
>be me
>1.85 mt tall
>pale skin ,brown haired and honey eyes
> the taxi drivers are trying to cuck me as if I'm a tourist who knows nothing about İstanbul
>>57586823
KEK! good response
>>57586887
what fault does Fatmagul has?
>>57586887
Did they try the 50/5 tl switcheroo trick ?
>>57586556
>1'84m tall
You need to take off the hat when you measure yourself.
>>57586556
You wish
>>57587068
Nah, I'm considerably tall for the average spaniard, but pretty average in most of Europe
>>57586887
>Turkey is white
>>57586556
>blonde hair
Gay
>>57587371
Light hair is always nicer though
>>57587371
I am not gay, I respect them thought.
>>57587419
It really depends. I prefer dark hair. Especially black hair in women.
>>57586556
post selfie
>>57586756
>foots
>inches
>>57587514
That's because you're part arap though
>>57587419
Light hair=/=blonde
I also fit OP's description, except my "blonde" is light hair (dark blonde/castaño)
>>57587514
>I prefer dark hair in women.
You are me, anon.
>>57587052
They have a new technique added to that , they say it's in € to milk more of that tourist
>>57587603
feet
>>57587662
hmmm... I don't think so, but maybe some ancient traces
>>57587727
chócala *plas*
That feel when they always give me the menu in english when im in spain.
This is racist.
>>57586556
> be me
> 1.78 brown eyes brown hair light skin manlet
> after graduation party
> semi drunk
> wearing a suit
> pick a taxi at 2am
> taxi driver brags about how rare nice looking guy like me these days
> he talks shit about bearded, tattooed weirdos and punks who drinks alcohol midnight
> I talk about how hard become being a taxi driver and economy
> mfw after we circlejerk half an hour at 2 am and he didnt even noticed im half drunk
>>57587802
To be fair I was never cheated by a taxi driver in Istanbul even though I used them a lot. Perhaps because I greeted them in turkish and know turkish pronunciation (i.e. to say destination) but I still looked obviously like a tourist.
>>57586556
i´m white tooo
>>57588031
It mostly depends on the place you take the taxi , in Anatolian side they are mostly chill and honest but in European side they're jews
>>57587940
>This is racist.
why?
>>57588443
We stayed in dikilitaš and took them from Taksim square, sultanahmet etc. Never a problem. Just be polite and not a dumb tourist.
>>57587940
el holandiANO
>>57588346
sabe pa, what jamelga!mMmMmmMmMmMMmmm :OOOOOOOOO!
>>57588523
im just shitposting
