Vocaroo time! You know the rules; Post things in your language, read things in other language.
Starting with obligatory English. It's a poem by Mark Twain.
These annual bills! these annual bills!
How many a song their discord trills
Of 'truck' consumed, enjoyed, forgot,
Since I was skinned by last year's lot!
Those joyous beans are passed away;
Those onions blithe, O where are they?
Once loved, lost, mourned-now vexing ILLS
Your shades troop back in annual bills!
And so 'twill be when I'm aground
These yearly duns will still go round,
While other bards, with frantic quills,
Shall damn and damn these annual bills!
My recording: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ab0csQRcIM
>>57582385
bump
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hgmOKmSZ38
one of most famous croatian poems,voćka poslije kiše by dobriša cesarić:
Gle malu voćku poslije kiše:
Puna je kapi pa ih njiše.
I bliješti suncem obasjana,
Čudesna raskoš njenih grana.
Al nek se sunce malko skrije,
Nestane sve te čarolije.
Ona je opet kao prvo,
Obično, jadno, malo drvo.
>>57583271
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pBYRztBhPV
>>57582385
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FydGD3GWCP
>>57583271
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04Bh9ReL3qo
>>57582385
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nzKdT5MZX8
Here you go mates, a nice excerpt from Regain by Jean Giono.
"Voilà : de Manosque à Vachères, c’est colline après colline, on monte d’un côté on descend de l’autre, mais, chaque fois, on descend un peu moins que ce qu’on a monté. Ainsi, peu à peu, la terre vous hausse sans faire semblant. Ceux qui ont déjà fait le voyage deux ou trois fois s’en aperçoivent parce qu’à un moment donné il n’y a plus de champs de légumes, puis, parce que le blé est de plus en plus court, puis, parce qu’on passe sous les premiers châtaigniers, puis, parce qu’on traverse à gué des torrents d’une eau couleur d’herbe et luisante comme de l’huile, puis, parce que enfin, paraît la tige bleue du clocher de Vachères, et que, ça, c’est la borne."
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MN8DHdugKg
>>57582385
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CoOyQJtzRk
any poker?
>>57588621
I'm afraid not Nige.
>>57588830
shame tb h
>>57588937
How about you read us something instead.
>>57588990
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OTh0181Dz9
>>57589399
Brilliant acting son. You've brightened my friday night.
Good night people.
Please forgive my stammering.
See you tomorrow
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1e787VyexJE
>>57589991
Absolute Wahnsinn.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13OMdZsyu33
/monologue
>>57589991
so much more positive, i'll hopefully be living in germany in like 7 months :3
>pitcher
just call it a jug lad :DD
>>57590357
Put back some capital letters in your name please
It's too unusual like that
>>57590478
ayye
>>57590859
Better.
>>57590900
where is your monologue, pierre?
>>57590964
What must I talk about ?
>>57590998
talk about your day bro :DD
Anybody playing boker? I could play a few hands before I head to sleep.
>>57591078
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WKjBjBxOyX
>>57585478
You've got a good voice.
>>57586606
Your accent sounds french.
>>57591326
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WKjBjBxOyX
>12 am
you mean 12 pm, 12 am is midnight :DD. Not to shit on you, just saying.
>fishing
lucky bugger. yeah spring tides can be tricky. Spider crabs are fine! Not crab spider, kek. (writing this as you speak so the flow is awful).
Good meals can be made with them, good fun to cook.. yeah i dont eat seafood either.
>friend
YOU FUCKIN NORMIE, NOOOOOOOOOORMIE REEE.
> scallops
you better know how to prepare them lad, seen lots of folk completely wreck some good quality scallops before even cooking them
Have a great day tomorrow bro
>>57591576
>you mean 12 pm, 12 am is midnight :DD. Not to shit on you, just saying.
Kek just call it midi as all civilised people do :^)
>YOU FUCKIN NORMIE, NOOOOOOOOOORMIE REEE.
>
>you better know how to prepare them lad, seen lots of folk completely wreck some good quality scallops before even cooking them
Not for me to prepare them, I don't eat them, but I don't worry about that
>Have a great day tomorrow bro
Aight, if it's a great catch I'll post a pic of the result in the thread
>>57591693
>Not for me to prepare them, I don't eat them, but I don't worry about that
yeah I don't eat them but I like preparing and cooking them so that's a little different I guess. The only seafood i can handle is oysters with a nice quality sancerre. That's only because I swallow the oysters whole, though.
>Aight, if it's a great catch I'll post a pic of the result in the thread
Ayee, looking forward to it
The threads aren't as active as during the last days, what's going on
>>57592469
I'm monitoring this thread, don't worry
I haven't left you guys
Isn't this actress really really hot btw?
>>57593199
I would...
>>57593425
You probably would a 2/10 Norwegian cheese slicer ŧbh (blessed invention)
>>57593199
Welp
this show took a quick turn
>>57583271
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16EfqUYcgMk
>>57587089
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aawIrtAIN0
need immediate help. which song is that?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dw51XKfZT8
>>57595012
I FOUND IT!!
Remembered it was guitar hero, and then had to go through the song lists for all the games. 4u
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt51rITH3EA
>>57595757
you are a saviour anon, I love you. I can sleep well thanks to you
you are the best
>>57595890
<3
Mind posting some greek for me to butcher?
>>57596092
of course I dont mind.
I think the best thing to read is a song, so you can get immediate feedback on the pronounciation
Here's the song : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEN3MoREC_k&nohtml5=False&ab_channel=sofakisamos
In seajew tongue
Σαν μια χορδή που χτυπάει δυνατά
μέσα στο στήθος σου
σαν άστρο που σβήνει
kαι μια μελωδία που πίσω σ` αφήνει
ημέρα μου, φως μου, ζωή μου
ψυχή μου kαι πάθος
kαι λάθος kαι τέλος kαι αρχή μου
μιkρή μου, πληγή μου.
And in latin
San mia hordí pu htipái dinatá
mésa sto stíthos su
san ástro pu svíni
kai mia melodía pu píso s` aphíni
iméra mu, phos mu, zoí mu
psihí mu kai páthos
ke láthos kai télos kai arhí mu
mikrí mu, pliyí mu.
notes:
d is read like th in the, this, that
th is read like th in theater
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01oYqMFdPDr
Elementary level guitar playing and Sufjan Stevens.
>>57584250
nice you pronounced everything right, your voice gives swarzeneger vibe tho haha
>>57585705
almost like natural speaker!
>>57594603
very good,your voice sounds faster than usual american, do you have slavic heritage ?
>>57596477
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MA8Au36YSh
my mic is shit m7
>>57597389
listen to the song ya lazy bastard
>>57596477
>Here's the song
How common is it to pronounce Σ like sh?
Sup' guys
>>57597965
not common at all
we dont have the sh sound
>>57596477
>μέσα στο στήθος σου
a little too tongue twister-y for me
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hSDbBdtCVT
>>57598452
first of all, your accent is the cutest thing I've heard in my life
it was actually really good, you did well. the only thing I noticed was your -r was a bit too soft. you need to roll it, greek has a very strong R sound. other than that pretty much perfect, not butchered at all
>>57598094
Hey greekbro, could you please read this for me?
>>57598972
woo!
It's much easier with the song desu, mistakes are much less noticeable desu.
>>57599083
it's getting kinda late, cant really speak up and read right now
mind if I read it and post it tommorow?
>>57599210
No problem m8
>>57582385
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gs9LHdUkg0
>>57596477
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ccotBiRFG0
Pls r8 if you're still there
>>57587089
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15L6nlGj0xf
Requesting some Icelandic or Norwegian
>>57597368
thanks m8
I'm Polish but grew up in America
