>""""""""""men"""""""""' in his country wash their hands after taking a piss
>''"""""""""men""""""""" in his country are so fat they haven't seen their penis since they were 10
>not sitting down before pissing
thats sexist tbqh
>>57572223
Don't understand this meme desu, unless you have an STI or something there is literally no point in it.
>finish taking a piss
>little drip on the tip
>wipe it on my shirt
>ameripees
>>57572223
Our hearts aren't covered in 20lbs of pure grease so we'd rather not take the chance.
>tfw I've gotten addicted to pissing in a cup and dumping it in the sink
>finish pissing
>shake it
>shake it some more
>fucking throttle that shit
>shake it like a british nanny shakes a baby
>shake it so hard it fucking hurts
>finish shaking it
>put dick back into boxers
>little bit of wee comes out
EVERY FUCKING TIME
>>57572223
It's a good habit, you should wash your hands several times during the day anyway.
Do americans not do this?
>>57572538
same but I go commando alot so it gets everywhere
>>57572649
>but I go commando
Why? I bet your pants smell rancid.
>>57572538
I sort of milk it like cow's udder to get the dribble out
>>57572223
They do here cholo.
>>57572259
this desu. Only barbarians piss standing up.
>>57572538
>grab a square of toilet paper
>dab it on the tip
>don't get piss in my unders
>not washing your anus with water and soap after you take a shit
Westerners seriously cannot into hygiene.
>>57572538
Same.
>>57572731
I'm not trying to jerk off.
>>57572538
kegel it out
>>57572223
>tfw can't start taking a piss with someone standing next to me
>>57572831
>wipes shit off ass with hands
>lectures westerners on their hygiene
>>57572798
>walk to stall
>baggy somalian pants fall down on their own
>sit down to pee
>touch nothing
>still wash hands
L.M.A.O. cuckede
>>57572538
Try lightly pressing the stretch of skin between your ballsack and butthole right where the ballsack territory ends before shaking off.
>>57572538
Iktfb fucking annyoing during a date
>>57572852
I have this too, even worse when I'm drunk, festivals are a nightmare
>>57572852
>>57572931
Kek. Is this you?
https://youtu.be/OnBcfPoT3G0
>>57572223
GROOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSS EW EW EW WTF
>""""""""""men"""""""""' some sitting to piss.
>>57572354
Ew ew gas yourselr seriously savage subhuman
>>57572923
>stretch of skin between your ballsack and butthole
The technical term is Grundel.
>>57572258
Underrated
>>57573021
yourself* fuck
>>57572538
Fucking this, what the fuck is wrong with my dick. I have to change my boxers sometimes.
>>57573019
I fucking hate that I know that character. Anime has ruined everything, especially white people. No wonder we're losing.
>>57572258
*snort**snort*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*snort*
>>57572538
>prepare to pee
>ready to go
>double jet
>piss all over
alternatively
>ready to go
>pissing normally
>or so i think
>start to feel droplets sprinkling on my leg
>some pee is flowing down and landing on the ground/seat
HATE THIS
who /pee in pants/ masterrace here?
>>57573371
>double jet
>piss all over
This one fucks my shit up all the time.
>>57573371
>>57573749
Just sit down to pee if you're unironically this bad at controlling your stream. There's literally no downside to peeing seated. Only autists would worry about it being emasculating and peeing is a private affair anyway so no one cares about how you do it.
>>57573869
>There's literally no downside to peeing seated
I'll give you a few
>Disgusting if it's a public toilet
>Harder to pee and more straining on the prostate
>Takes longer
>Less practical
>>57573869
Rather look like a tard than a fag kimchi nigger
>>57572396
>he doesn't enjoy delicious food while building valuable heart insulation
>>57572852
>stand in urinal
>nothing coming out
>guy next to me finishes and leaves
>still waiting
>wait for at least another minute
>still nothing
>give up and leave
>>57573869
Well, I can't control my shitting reflex (asshole opens) if I sit on toilet. And I don't want to try to shit every few hours.
>"""""""""""""""""""""Men"""""""""""""""""""" in his country wipe their ass after taking a shit
>"""""""""""""""""""""Men"""""""""""""""""""" in his country wash their hands after jerking off and cumming on hands
>"""""""""""""""""""""Men"""""""""""""""""""" in his country clean their hands after taking a fat nigger shit
>"""""""""""""""""""""Men"""""""""""""""""""" in his country don't roll around in their own shit
>>57574876
>stand in urinal
sounds tricky desu
try standing in front of it instead ? i know it's for beginners, but sometimes simpler is better
>>57572538
same, fuck this shit
