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JANNY PLEASE edition
>>57570586
Give me that country above Romania.
>>57570586
fill arabia then fill egypt
Fill Bulgaria and Serbia.
Didi you miss my last roll or were you going to add it this time?
>>57570669
>>57570586
>69
shiet
spills go to start filling iran
>>57570710
Missed it, will count
>>57570586
I like this new one-thread-per-update mode.
Fill germany
>>57570710
Spil Turkey.
>>57570586
>>57570787
pali
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>>57570894
gimme that germoni
>>57570894
Gimme Russia
>>57570894
I'm Fuck, not Italy.
Fill Serbia, Bosnia and Croatia.
>>57570894
take libya, azerbaijan and expand into the area between the aral sea and the caspian sea
>>57570894
Fill Sweden
Spill into Finland and Norway
OP?
>>57570966
>dubs
Spill into Turkey
>>57570894
Make a thread on tg
>>57571155
>>57571209
Alliance m80?
move into Algeria
>>57571168
ye
>>57571209
after this game
>>57571276
fill Iran
>>57571276
Fill germany, spills holland
>>57571276
Gimme the rest of Russia and the rest to that country I've nearly occupied in the South West
>>57571276
Fill Turkey, spill into Romania and Hungary.
>>57571268
Sure, accepted
>>57571276
Fill finland and the baltics
Bonus 6
>>57571345
>
>>57571276
Spills belgium
muppy. Move into france
>>57571588
OP you ignored my roll again >>57571336
fill Iran
>>57571588
Son, are you even counting my rolls.
Give me the rest of Russia.
>>57571438
>>57571588
You forgot my roll, taking the bonus
Fill denmark(unless already filled) and Poland
>>57571663
no i didn't lad
>>57571588
>literally nothing changed
Where's the real mupdate?
OP you literally updated only your roll
wtf?
are you actually playing risk alone now?
fug i think i didn't save
>>57571765
sorry pham if I was rude, anyways fill iran then expand into central asia (the region east of the caspian sea
>>57571765
Fill Poland Kalliningrad and denmark
lad i'm mupdating this shit you just aren't seeing it
>>57571765
>only gained 9 Ts
fucking hell OP I rolled 10 and had 9 bonus.
Roll to fill Romania, hungary, Austria and Slovakia
>>57571765
Give me Belarus.
Spill to Romania.
>>57571874
I'll add it on in this roll lad, sorry
>>57571883
Are you attacking me?
>>57571950
I don't think so.
Spills tbqh
>>57571950
Do you want to be attacked?
>>57571987
Course not, but I already own all but 1T of Romania, so you should spill elsewhere
>>57572026
I'd like that 1 territory and then spill to somewhere else OP
>>57572066
When I said "I already own" I meant before this turn. I just rolled for the last T.
Oh, I thought you got banned
>>57571765
Fill UK
>>57572128
You just said it was unoccupied...
>>57572174
It's not.
Mupdate, war averted. Filling lelgium and Netherlands, spilling Ireland
>>57572158
Good to see you back lad
>>57572295
Fill UK
>>57572295
Fill Switzerland and invade Italy, since it's obvious he's not here.
>>57572295
OP why is there one orange T in azerbaijan?
>>57572401
>>57572295
Also why isn't Turkey filled yet?
>>57572295
Fill poland and Baltics
Spills fill denmark
>>57572401
sheeit, fixed. Would you like an Alliance, Israel?
>>57572424
I redirected a couple of rolls because of a little fuck up, if you want to take Turkey rather than Switzerland you can
>>57572295
Give me Romania.
>>57572487
just redirect 3Ts into Turkey this turn and the rest into Switzerland and Italy.
>>57572531
You sure lad?
>>57572554
Yeah.
I don't understand if it's occupied or not, so in either case, hand it over.
>>57572585
You got a ton of spills so I took over some other Fuckland for you
>>57572487
>alliance between hitler and israel
yes
yes of course
lel
>>57572295
I have no other option but to attack russia
so expand into southern russia through the caucasus, taking that one T in georgia along the way
>>57572625
Cheers boss.
>>57572646
>>57572295
pali, checkem
>jews taking over russia
Wewlad. History repeats itself, jews are now going into communism.
Fill Ireland
>>57572819
defend against any attacks and fill the region between the caspain sea and the aral sea, then continue to fill russia
>>57572819
Please give me back Russia
>>57572819
Why the fuck did you take 3 Ts out of Switzerland instead of Italy?
Retake Bulgaria, Serbia and Romania from Russia
>>57572819
Fill UK
>>57572819
Attack russia in Russia
People are getting too powerful for my liking.
Invading Germany, I have to grow powerful to stand a chance
>>57572905
Redirected those three territories and counted your new bonus as sixteen
Poor Russia getting gangbanged
>>57573125
You missed my pali OP. Please fix.\
Fill UK
>>57573125
Thanks OP
Invade Russia in Ukraine
>>57573125
take all of russia
>>57573198
fixed
>>57573125
Push israel out of Russia
>>57572878
Help me attack the jews and i will give you all his middle eastern territories when we kill him
>>57573318
>when we kill him
lel
>>57573315
Allies? Fuck and the jews are allies and will kill us all
Hitler is allied with the jews and Finland is baking them. These are.. troubling times
>>57573318
>vlad is readying the ovens
You're in for a wild ride lad
>>57573445
kek
>>57573473
take all of russia (the country)
>>57573473
Finish red off, then fill Slovakia and Czech. Spill fills Italy
>>57573544
spills?
>>57573473
Attack in Ukraine, everything it takes to take it
Spills into Russia, keep the jews from getting that bonus
>>57573586
spills take all of grey's ts
>>57573580
Fixed bonus
>>57573544
Well i'm fucking dead
>>57573638
You're next you fuck
>>57573682
no he isn't pham
Israel grows in power.
*muffled wewlad in distance*
>>57573682
lel
>>57573751
Not even going to bother. Thanks for OPing
>>57573751
destroy grey pham
>>57573751
Invade Ukraine and then Belarus
>>57573751
oh shit, forgot to say I'm rolling to attack Vlad. I'll use this roll i guess
>>57573770
You sure lad?
Goodbye then, you're very welcome.
>>57573751
Fill Ukraine
Spills attack the jews through Russia into the caucus region stripping him of bonuses, rush him
Also yhea fuck is next because hitler and the Jew have an allience while he only has a NAP
>>57573861
>>57573601
This game hates me
>>57573857
>You sure lad?
I don't want to attack you since you had multiple opportunities to kill me and didn't, I don't want to attack Vlad since he's getting rekt and I have no access to anyone else ... so yea ... I'm good.
>>57573939
I can see how that would get boring. I didn't kill you because for the most part I prefer diplomacy.
>>57573810
>>57573845
>>57573857
Someone get the camera cuz it's a fucking gangbang
>>57574001
le circlejerk of DOOOM!!1!!!11!1
Remove Vladimir
>mfw OP actually managed to make janny give up and force him to let us play
>>57574091
the jews sail the baltic sea, the north sea and invade england
>>57574091
Take all of Ukraine, spill Poland
>>57574175
lad, wanna take that NAP off?
Remove fuck from Poland, spill Ukraine
>>57574091
Pit everything into entering Romania,specificly the region of Moldova, i'm coming home to die mother, make papanaşi
>>57574284
Why?
>>57574355
ur ded m8
>>57574362
You've been invading Israeli land for quite a bit
>>57574350
Defend
>>57574440
I have not invaded Israel actually
>>57574350
Fuck, wanna upgrade to an alliance?
>>57574522
continue filling england and fill cyprus because it's unfilled and that triggers me
>>57574565
Yep.
>>57574577
great
So basically by a network of alliances we've become one big circlejerk that can't attack eachother.
Shall we call it a game?
Or do you guys want to turn on me?
>>57574522
Not Israel, but land owned by Israel
>>57574565
got the replies mixed up lad.
>>57574731
Just give me those last 4 Ts of Italy's and we can call it a game.
>>57574731
formally break alliance with hitler
BTW your bonus is only 31 OP, I counted and you've been cheating for quite a while now
attack hitler in france if I can
>>57574836
he's been bonus-cheating for a while now, we should destroy him together 2bh
>>57574890
Yeah OK
>>57574836
>>57574731
redirect my roll into attacking OP in Italy and France
Now OP like all OPs that play will quit and end the game since he's going to lose
Remove jew.
>>57574836
Done, but we can't exactly call it a game yet.
>>57574850
Is it only? I haven't recounted for a good few turns.
>mfw OP is gonna get BTFO by jews while playing as hitler in the game he hosted and cheated in the whole time
top k e k
>>57575037
I think you must've thought germany spain and france grant a 9 bonus, if you look closely it's only +4
>>57575021
Nah lad, I'll keep going until there is one victor
>>57575050
It is quite funny. Also, Juda, I didn't exactly cheat. It was laziness, not cheating.
>>57575195
invade algeria and morocco, then invade ireland, belgium and the netherlands, and then sweden and norway
>>57575195
Invade Germany and Spain.
>>57575257
>>57575195
>75257
holy shit that's a 5d pali
REEEEE.
REMOVE BRITJEWS
>>57575528
Take the rest of Germany, spill into Spain.
>>57575528
take back britain, invade spain and portugal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUzhISwCC-I
>>57575821
destroy green in britain, sweden and poland :^)
>>57575821
Invade the rest of Germany and Spain, spill into Poland
>>57575920
bonus is 28
JEWWWWWSSSS
>>57576074
>mfw hitler defeated by the jews
literally reverse shoah
>>57576074
Because we'd rather blow up Russia than steamroll Israel, right?
Endscreen
>>57576146
What's the difference between the Shoah and the reverse Shoah?
One of them was fiction and the other was the reverse Shoah
Please host a new map
>>57576259
If someone does host a new map, I'd like it to be a US map.
I'd love to play
>>57576259
nein
