What should we do?
Laugh
New Zealand is already part of Australia.
t. the cuntstitution
>jap proxies
why do you do this f@m?
>>57565548
Begin talks with the Emus to enter the war and restore the balance
I go back to bed
I don't think you'd do anything but complain.
give up
>>57565578
where is NT and ACT
>>57565784
Both were created after federation.
Maori defend their land
>>57565805
interdasting
send message that the we are deeply worried about instabillity and send weapons to muslim terrorists
>>57565816
Not very well though
italy will come and conquer everything, asia, nz, australia etc
>>57566298
You should conquer Ethiopia first of all
Don't worry, kiwiland has armored tractors
>>57566350
delet this
>>57566298
conquer your debts first
>>57566421
delet this before i report you you cabramatta leb
>>57566298
>>57566350
>>57566396
Italy would get away with committing war crime on niggers but not qt white english speaking antipodeans
>>57565548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RenRILqwhJs
it's happening this weekend m8
>>57566565
i will commit war crimes on you with my penis you hot white anglo
>>57566565
implying your women will resist the advances of a swathty Italian. Perhaps not your Asians, they only like the white skinned variety of Europeans.
Retreat to Stewart Island and establish The Republic Of New Zealand (RNZ)
>>57566565
>>57566972
>This is actually an Anglo-Hollywood film
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bmY0sKjhiQ
>>57567037
>retreat
You won't even try to fight?
>>57567037
>Republic
Hello Zhang
>>57567125
It was actually a reference to The Chinese civil war :^)
>>57567090
There is no point. Nobody can resist BIG STRONG AUSTRALIANS
>>57566972
Considering the average italian man is shorter than the average new zealand woman i doubt it
Our women may be sluts but they're patriotic sluts who don't fuck foreigners unless they're really good looking or rich
![Quot+it+doesn+t+needs+it+s+skin+anymore+quot+he+sounds+_b91d16ca1a6b33e282c35ac341d53a9e[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/txlY4H1.png "Quot+it+doesn+t+needs+it+s+skin+anymore+quot+he+sounds+_b91d16ca1a6b33e282c35ac341d53a9e[1].png")
>>57566620
>>57567355
Is this a copypasta? An Australian posted something almost identical in another thread.
Kiwi girls will definitely go for any European guy. Italians and Spaniards have that exotic factor to them, even if they're shorter than anglos. Definitely not Asian guys, Pacific Islanders, Indians or Africans but Southern Europeans get plenty of action here.
>>57567355
>Considering the average italian man is shorter than the average new zealand woman i doubt it
holy crap, I'm scratching your country off my holiday destination shortlist.
>>57567403
> Mfw singapore unironically has a better army than us
>>57567432
It's the truth stavros shovesthingsuphisarseopolis
>>57567564
My family is Scottish mate but if you don't think Italian guys have appeal with the ladies you're deluding yourself.
![4A8078449E794DFB8CC33ADD00A6F1AF[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/CzfCH0i.gif "4A8078449E794DFB8CC33ADD00A6F1AF[1].gif")
>>57567553
>implying you aren't top (bar america)
>>57567355
lol i lived in syd for 2 years and girls were all over my dick, in italy girls will have you chase them until you want to kill yourself, in oz girls come to you and generally don't give a shit, they act like dudes, fart, are bro-ey, etc. i'm good looking and tall tho
>>57567432
>implying antipodean women aren't fucking sick of those wog cunts
>>57567651
You mean bar everyone but microstates and third world shitholes.
Well, at least we have land for training exercises ;) ;)
We'd wait for them to tire themselves out fighting, then USA will swoop in and annex them, making them 51st and 52nd states.
>>57567780
You have to annex the UK first Brad. We're a package deal.
>>57567877
They have to leave EU first.
>>57567645
They want tall dark and handsome not short and loud and hairy
Sure they'll cream themselves over Lombards but if you think they'll give sicilians a second glance you're delusional
>>57567661
That might mean something if any australians actually lived in sydney
Good work pulling chinks and lebs and wogs though matey
>>57566716
>i will commit war crimes on you with my penis
>you hot white anglo
>imblying
We all know what kinds of women Italy likes.
>>57567909
> Implying you can't just annex them anyways.
USA USA USA
>>57567432
>Definitely not Asian guys,
>>57567661
>Be Italian
>Captured in North Africa because I'm a shit fighter
>Don't want to be there anyway
>Sent to Australia in a POW camp
>Stay there for the duration of the war with other Italian inmates and some Japanese ones
>Japanese prisoners are edgelords and get themselves killed in an escape attempt
>Italians just chilling in the camps, local population realise they arn't a threat at all
>War finishes
>Italians have the opportunity to choose whether to go back to Italy or stay in Australia
>Nearly all stay in Australia because they realise it's better
Kek
One of my favourite stories:
>""There was one case whereby a group of three Italian prisoners of war were taken to the pub by car by a soldier, and the soldier gave the gun to one of the prisoners while he was driving. So, you have these funny stories which enraged the Australian security service, because the safety of the country was endangered by this, uh ... carelessness of the soldiers."
>>57568201
Maori love anime if it's a darkie gf you're looking for
Heaps of chinawomen and flips here too who'd give you a date
>>57567432
What's your Asian women like in Auckland?
>>57568300
Are you actually a Jap? Your English is not shitty enough
>>57568201
I think you'll stand a chance if you look like Abe Hiroshi or Fukuyama Masaharu.
>>57568369
oh shit.
Me like Jew woman, I want to show foreskin love is smooth deluxe
>>57565548
Give zero shits and annex Canada to further consolidation of the Anglosphere.
>>57565816
Haka weak desu.
>>57569328
What about the Quebecois? Shouldn't they receive an independent state or French administration?
>>57566298
But you'd be lazy and then switch sides before fighting was over.
>>57567777
good digits
>>57569392
No the smell of freedom will cause them to want to be Anglophones. Also we have a better history with frogs than the common wealth.
>>57565784
>northern territory of SA
not to mention THEY ARE NOT STATES THEY ARE TERRITORIES
>>57567651
is that debt?
desu
>tfw you will never witness maori great fleet wiping out australian navy
>>57570159
The US is trillions of dollars in debt so no. I'm guessing it's annual military spending.
