How American are you /int/?
I have two american flags hanging up in my room, one above my bed and another above my PC.
I own 3 guns and try to keep one within reach at all times.
I was against both DOMA(anti-gay marriage) and FOMA(pro-gay marriage) legislation because they are unconstitutional.
I volunteer at my local VFW.
I sold my Ford truck when they announced their plans to move their factories to Mexico and wrote them a letter explaining my decision.
>>57557698
If you aren't from Arizona you are still not American.
>>57557994
pretty specific for a shitpost
>>57557584
>sold his US passport to some middle easterner
>burned his US legalization papers
>Sold his social security # to some latino
Am I considered a felon by your "laws", murka?
>>57557698
Did you serve in the military, if not, why?
>>57557584
My family has been here since the 17 hundreds, I have an education, and I don't buy into all of the stupid subcultures like "cowboy" bullshit that people, whom were not a part of this country during that historic cultural event, but play dress up in it anyway, do.
Also every generation in my family have served in active duty combat, but we have no history of anyone having a military career.
I am also referred to as the world's biggest asshole.
>>57557698
this is certainly a troll but there's a chance that it's not and it scares me
>>57558068
How much money did you make from this?
>>57558101
But without cowboys them injuns would have scalped your ancestors.
>>57558130
Sorry that confidential info, but I made a nifty profit, that's all I'll tell you
especially for that middle easterner gentleman
>>57558101
Did you serve in the military?
>>57558145
My ancestors were the ones who were cowboys, and some of them were scalped.
My family pioneered the Southwest when it was the wild west.
It is my heritage. I don't need to go full Ken-sama with it, because it is my history.
For the faggots that play dress-up with their pretty hats and little cowboy booties: they are just another version of weeabo faggots: cowboy edition. Pic semi related.
>>57557698
>was against FOMA
Isn't freedom constitutional?
>>57558193
I was disqualified to serve in the military because my brother was in the Iraq and Afghan wars--leaving me the last male of my family's bloodline, some kind of rule to make sure families don't die out.
Now my left knee is destroyed, but I wouldn't serve this baby-killing nation of mentally ill faggots if it wasn't--and will infact this time be on the Rebel side of any foreseeable civil war.
>>57557584
I ate cheeseburger for breakfast.
>>57558266
freedom is just a word on a god damn piece of paper
>>57558297
So 'no'
Not very
>I'm white
>>57557584
I want to make America great again.
>>57557584
I'm not overweight, so...
>>57558360
I see your point, but mine is: there is more to being American than serving our oligarchy in the military like a useless backbiter.
I have volunteered in my host communities for much of my adult life anon--have you?
>>57558128
That is barely scratching the surface.
t.tenesssee
>>57558440
>serving our oligarchy
Ha! you're serving a foreign rogue terrorist state which occupies your so called "country".
>>57557584
Literally
>>57558177
Ah yes because by our immigration policy you would have not wasted 20 years to become a citizen for a "tax return".
>>57558519
>wasted 20 years
I wouldnt say it was entirely wasted. I mean I got something out of it n all.
But I'll say the hassle of becoming your zionist government's cattle is just not worth it.
>>57557994
based belarus
>>57558128
>He can't handle the presence of a REAL AMERICAN
