>21 years old
>still a kissless virgin
>literally ZERO friends
>haven't had any since high school
>gave up university because I lost my passion in my childhood dream
>no motivation to do anything, takes hours to convince myself to get out of bed in the morning
>joining the military of the most cucked nation on Earth to stop my slippery slope to NEETdom and suicide
>I didn't exercise at all for basic training and will probably get injured and fail
>everyone I know will be massively disappointed in me
>hiding from reality by concealing myself behind multiple layers of irony
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU LITERALLY CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
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Now fuck off >>>/r9k/
>>57552731
Just watch anime.
Be come a priest
this isn't r9k fuck off
>>57552731
>hes 21 years old
>he thinks he knows suffering
>>57552731
>>57554404
Yeah OP, this a porn and Easter board only.
>>57552731
Basically describes my life narrative too OP, the only difference being I can't join the military due to psychiatric diagnoses
>>57555302
Easter?
>>57552731
HAHAHAHA, IT ONLY GETS WORSE FROM HERE ON OUT. i WANT TO DIE EVERYDAY!!! XD
>>57552731
For a second there I thought I made this post.
BTW was it hard to join the memetary? I was considering it since Canadian Forces are kind of a joke relative to every other major country and it's way better than being a NEET.
>>57552731
>I didn't exercise at all for basic training and will probably get injured and fail
get the fuck outside and go for a run
get on the floor and do pushups
stop being a pussy
>>57555445
>being a cuck for Israel is better than having unlimited free time
wew
>>57555538
>he fell for the unlimited free time meme
Make no mistake, this is the fate that awaits all NEETs.
>>57555586
>implying he isn't living the dream
>implying you even know the proper shade of blue Sonic's arms should be
ayy
>>57555445
Not OP, but I've read that being in the military under Liberal rule is a bad idea, the refugee barrack thing for example.
>>57555635
Sonic's arms are NOT blue.
>>57555663
>>57555538
I'd rather literally be fighting in some middle eastern war than be a NEET. At least I'd have some purpose and would die a death that normies consider noble.
Being NEET is like dying every single day.
>>57555638
Who cares man
I just want a purpose and something to fill time with.
At least I could say I served in the military instead of saying "uh... I was uh... Deciding what I wanted to do in life... Yea..."
![TG10[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LgjMSt6.jpg "TG10[1].jpg")
>>57555694
The fate of ALL NEETs.
getting a gf is going to be impossible for me due to my sleep disorder
>suffer from severe sleep disorder
>up for 30+ hours because I can't sleep
>take prescribed amphetamines to make sure I don't pass out because I have random involuntary microsleep without it due to extreme exhaustion
>go to class
>literally can't stop fidgeting
>head hurts so bad
>people in class probably think I'm a tweaker
>get home
>sleep for 2-3 hours and wake up again
I can't wait to die so I can finally get some rest.
>>57552731
Just finished reserve BMQ, ama.
What trade ya pick?
>>57555663
sanic?
>>57556077
Sonic the Hedgehog is Chris's personal hero.
>>57556171
>he'll punch it open like an egg
What did he mean by this?
