>See German boy on a bus
>Sit right next to him
>Bunch of black people get on the bus
>After they all sit down, wait 5 minutes
>Then get up and shout ''OMG WHY DO YOU HATE BLACK PEOPLE AND WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE A NAZI?''
>He gets up and says ''I am not ein nazi'' in a german accent
>Black people start walking towards him.
>He runs off the bus when it is in the middle of no where.
Germuslims, amirite?
fucking nazis
>see German coming up on the sidewalk
>say to him "watch your step" as I pass him
>he stops and immediately looks down
>gets confused and starts looking around him like an autist
>gets on the ground to find the source of my warning, tries to measure any sort of change in elevation
>people stop and stare at him, his face turns blood red and he starts yelling at them in German
>>57544202
That was pretty good desu.
>See German boy on a bus
>suckerpunch him and run away
>read newspaper next morning
>police looking for eye whitness
>perpetrator described as north african
>mfw I'm chinese
>>57544086
>have to had 2 half germans in my class
>they are the most redpilled people on the planet
>talking shit about niggers, the refugee crisis in europe
great guys btw
i thought that i was on /pol/s wet dream
>>57544376
Ugh you idiot, 2 halfs make a whole German. Did you ever go to grammer class?
>>57544376
>2 half germans in my class
Are they the kind of "Germans" who speak Russian at home?
>>57544726
No i heard them speak german between each other
>>57544726
>study abroad and sign up with a language exchange program
>meet German I'm partnered with, excited to try out my German
>she's Bavarian, could hardly understand the accent of her """German"""
>>57544361
Raportiert uezs
>>57544811
Nevermind then, it's just that I know a couple immigrant families from the Baltic states that came here in the 90s claiming German heritage and are basically Russian to the core.
>>57544916
Yeah that's pretty unlucky for a foreign student, Bavaria is one of the few German states where even young people speak with a strong local dialect.
>see German boy in the personal hygiene aisle
>is visibly confused and frustrated
>le devilish grin.jpg
>walk over to him
>"Hi do you need help?"
>"y-yes I need to finding th-
>interrupt him
>"I know you are but what am I?"
>gets this perplexed look on his face
>has no idea how to respond
>"I'm just needing to-
>"I know you are but what am I?"
>clenches his fist and bites his lip
>smirk and turn around to leave
>can hear him smacking himself in the forehead as I walk away
>>57545129
Yeah, Bayrisch and Schwäbisch dialects should be nuked uezs
>see German boy in Street
>a devilish grin washes across my shit-eating face
>hit him with an empty Coca-Cola bottle from behind
>everyone cheers
>his parents probably killed Jews
I did a good thing today.
>>57545163
>>57545340
are you autism?
>See German boy walk into my store
>He gets a candy bar and pays for it
>"Sir you need to tip, it's state law"
>He's visibly confused but, flustered, complies
>He fishes out a dime and tosses it to me
>It hits my face, I have no reaction, stare him dead in the eyes
>"Tip."
>He's very uncomfortable now and slowly reaches in his pocket for more cash
>Pulls out two quarters
>Keep staring
>He eventually pulls out a dollar bill and pays before speed-walking out
>Follow him and stare at him from the front door
>He runs away
You guys are so cute~
>>57545577
Fuck off German shit
I hate Germans so fucking much. I hope your entire country is burned to the ground
>>57545577
It's called morality, Hans. Something you wouldn't understand.
>>57545577
die German die
>>57545591
whoa this is actually a good idea. Gonna try this next time.
>>57545591
ur mum was qt on my cock last night.
>>57544086
cool story bro
>Germans are in this very thread studying us
>We will now have to think of new and creative ways to bully them.
>Germans are now making bully simulator video games.
>>57545745
Daaaaaaaaaaaad stooooooooop!
You're embarrassing me in front of my friends!
>>57545577
Gay bears was shit, gao.
>see a german in the toilet stalls
>hear a crunching sound
>he's eating in there
>quietly walk up to the door
>knock on it loudly
>hear a visible yelp and crashing sound
>chips scatter all over the floor
>he starts crying in german
LMAO
M
A
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>>57546085
KEK
>>57546085
>he starts crying in german
>>57545057
Genau wie ich mein freund )))
>>57544086
kek
I laughed, you're a cunt though
>>57544202
The English way to say that probably comes from the German one m80
>>57546085
I just reread this 2 hours later and it's still hilarious.
Fuck Germans
>>57550778
>>57546085
>Germans eat on the toilet because they don't want to waste space and it's easier to clean.
>>57545591
You're quite a dick aren't you
>>57545190
Saupreiß, damischer
>>57544376
I like halves
