Best Handheld Ever edition deux.
IU
fuck off underage
>trying to help my wife's son with his homework
>realize i don't know how to do math anymore
Reminder
Best Handheld
Fite me
>>57537335
I want to go sit by those trees.
>>57537354
Nice picture of your wife and bull
>>57537199
>Best Handheld Ever
My dick?
>>57537364
>psp/pspvita
I never got the meme honestly.
>Tfw my wifi and my data are both banned from /v/ simultaneously for two different shitposts
>>57537431
turn airplane mode on and off, you'll get a new ip on your cell phone
>preferring peepee over poopoo
http://strawpoll.me/7282072/
the end of the world is coming, have you bought your food buckets?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOH37W0jPpA
>>57537454
>turn airplane mode on and off
No that would just bring flashback of 9/11 for OP
he's amnerican
I wish i could fuck every polish girl.
>>57537371
with me?
*blushes*
>>57537546
Better strawpoll
http://strawpoll.me/7296689
>>57537564
why didn't the passengers just disable airplane mode to stop the terrorism?
>>57537624
ayyyy 2016 lmaoooo weed
>>57537615
Дa.
I'll bring you some eggs and such. It'll be romantic and cold.
>>57537681
IT'S 2016
>best handheld
>not the new 3ds
fag tbqh famalam
>>57537640
Doesnt work when your iPhone isnt jailbroken
>>57537454
Doesn't work.
>>57537564
I'm not American
>>57537791
>9/11 was caused by Apple DRM
I believe it
>>57537815
yeah right an Im not polish
>>57537815
>Doesn't work.
clear cookies/cache as well and it should work
>>57537815
>banned from /v/
They did you a favor.
>not gameboy advance SP
>>57537899
>go to /x/
>Hallowed Earth thread is first from top
This place is shit
>>57537714
Will celebrate Easter?
>>57538003
It's /v/ not /x/ bro, but /x/ is shit too. I don't think there's many people on it
>>57538004
Yeah. A belated Easter celebration, but it will be a pleasant afternoon under the cloudy gray sky.
>>57537283
LEIF'D
>>57537970
You can play GBA games on the DS/Lite, familia.
>>57537364
I play mine more than my 3DS
Do Mexicans dislike Central Americans just the same as USA Americans don't like Mexicans?
>>57538181
Post pic from your window pls. Is it snowing?
>>57538248
Personally, I don't care about them. I only remember they exist when they visit /cum/ or when there's news about them dying or something trying to get the the USA.
Just splurged and bought a bunch of flags with my birthday money, gonna hang them around my room
-USSR, my favorite professor was the Soviet history professor and his class was intriguing
-Yugoslavia, favorite gommie country, its collapse was a mistake
-China, learned Chinese in high school
-Australia, first country I traveled to
-Palestine, wrote my senior thesis on the Mandate of Palestine's water allocation, Israel is a shitty country
-YPG, best side in Syrian civil war
-Iran (Lion and Sun), My longtime gf is from Iran
>toured the college I got accepted to and will most likely attend
>short people gurgling in every language but English
>coffee shops everywhere
>globalist everything
>people on macbooks (saw a chick installing Winblows 10, lmao)
Gonna fucking hate it but If i'm a good goy I'll get a job after its over maybe XDDD
>>57538239
I know you can on the original DS
>reading a bit about Venezuela
>government wants people to take Friday off for the next two months and sleep in to discourage electricity use
>heavy water rationing due to drought
>electric dam might have to shut down to prevent damage to the turbines due to low water
they aren't going to make it
>>57538410
>t. 1st year dropout
>>57538410
>If i'm a good goy I'll get a job after its over maybe
Doubtful
been stuck unemployed and depressed since I graduated in September
What is the most one should masturbate in a day?
>>57538535
r u going to rob a jewish bank if you dont get a job soon?
>>57538544
0
masturbating is bad for you
>>57538535
Well, you know what you SHOULD do.
>>57538390
Autism, but I approve.
Pic is the only flag in my room.
>>57538390
>>57538390
>flags with my birthday money, gonna hang them around my room
Why are you doing this?
>>57538320
I am posting from work. I have no windows, sorry. I have cement walls, however.
There's no snow in my area. We had a mild winter and some days this spring feel like summer. Eastern Canada has some snow I've heard.
>>57538606
Shit, just realized it's backwards.
>>57538580
>t. low test canadian
>>57538544
I masturbate 2-3 times I day depending on how you define it. I'll have 2 masturbation sessions, 1 before bed, 1 when I wake up, but usually in the morning I jerk off, go back to sleep for a half hour to an hour and jerk off again.
Sometimes if I'm bored during the day I'll jerk off once in the afternoon
The weird thing is it takes me like 5 minutes to cum when jerking off but I last 45 minutes-1 hour when fucking
>>57538544
The most I've done is 6.
>>57538683
>The weird thing is it takes me like 5 minutes to cum when jerking off but I last 45 minutes-1 hour when fucking
It's the death grip. I'm the same.
>>57538683
>usually in the morning I jerk off, go back to sleep for a half hour to an hour and jerk off again
now THIS is degenerate
>>57538390
wait you're well educated but 'birthday money' is an income source to you?
>>57538594
Work and go to school at the same time, get a 20 hour a week job in retail or customer service, and get internships during the summer.
I goofed and didn't work for two years and didn't bother with internships as I didn't know what I wanted to do while in school.
Unless you're an engineer with connections the job market for graduates is bleak, if you have retail/customer service experience you can at least get a shitty job while you look for good work in your field.
>you will never live in the 80's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdqoNKCCt7A
>>57538791
what's wrong with orgasms? No better feeling... also when you have a boner and nothing to do why not masturbate
>>57538791
Sounds like a good morning desu
>>57538929
>>57538927
I mean jerking off is pretty normal but I mean, waking up to crank one out and then going back to bed as regular routine? C'mon son.
>>57538606
Sort of autism, but my walls are plain right now outside of my diploma and a pic of me with my grandparents
>>57538960
>C'mon son
Is that your argument, Canada?
>>57538960
I always wake up before I want to with a raging boner, I don't wake up to jerk off, I can't really go back to sleep without it bugging me.
>>57538827
Not him, but Why? Why should I want to do those things? Explain to me what the fantastic prize is I get after I get a job
>>57538960
Sometimes when I'm trying to sleep but I'm too cold I fap just to warm my bed up
>>57538644
Oh, that's quite depressing and even wagecucking...
>>57538986
My parents made me hang a bunch of shitty art in my room because I'm not open about what I like
Chicanos: Go back to Mexico
Mexicans: Go back to Spain
Spaniards: Go back to Morocco
Moroccans: Go back to Phoenicia
Phoenicians: Go back to Mesopotamia
Jeezus Christ what am I reading? I'm grill, don't you feel shame to post things like this on a blue board at least?
>>57539213
>Mexicans: Go back to Spain
what did he mean by this?
>>57539070
Freedom of movement and a lack of debt
You don't want to be a NEET with 50K in debt
>>57539259
Not at all bb
>>57539285
That you're all conquistador rape babbies
>>57539213
>>57539285
He doesn't understand that you have powerful Aztec blood pumping through your veins
>>57538390
>Hanging commie and mudslime flags all over your room
>>57539358
Fucking seajews
>>57539340
chicanos are immigrants.
we've literally always been here, some of us aren't even mixed
>>57539373 hardly powerful, and I know it's meant to be sarcastic, but in a way it's true for some
>>57539309
You just die anyway
>>57539455
Most aztecs were slaves, just like most romans. The muh heritage bullshit needs to stop unless you can prove you were a patrician of an all-powerful azteca spirit man or something
>>57538641
More fun to look at than a plain wall. Also symbolic significance of each flag
>>57538809
I get other money, but I decided to use the money I got from my birthday for this if that makes sense. They give you money as a gift, so I used it to buy something. It's not an income source.
>>57539399
So what if I'm a gommie who majored in middle eastern history, there's nothing wrong with either of those things. I bought flags of secular states that happened to have muslims in them
i want to learn how to draw, guys
Is oekaki good place?
Should i just buy some books?
>>57539839
Reported ;)
>>57539965
Learn how to draw a gun first so you don't get murdered by a cartel
>>57537199
Underage nigger faggot
>>57540013
>Oh wow got a reply, nice
>I wondered who coul-
>>57540013
fuck off, inbred icenigger
>>57540183
t. leaf erikson
>>57540183
>Canada
>calling others niggers
>Canada defends you
>>57540264
>ice
>land
lol
>>57540342
>United
>States
lol
>>57540263
hinga dinga durgen
>>57540494
>ic"ela"nd
>>57540494
You forgot
>of
>America
Just what I'd expect from a idiotic ice lander
>>57540518
Eyo mane das rayciss
>>57540583
Mex"spic"o
WHERE MY PAKETAXO AZUL BROS AT?
>>57540595
What does "hinga dinga durgen" mean in Icelandic?
sup guys
>>57540709
Here go diniging niggers
>>57540828
Dinging shit
>>57540518
>tfw I'm actually Scandinavian
Gonna rape and pillage your village for that insult m8
>>57541090
>Scandinavians
>vikings
>>57541090
muh
>>57541090
hinga dinga durgen
now show me your muh heritage nipples, in exchange I show you my track suit
>>57541181
Not-Swedish
>>57541186
horned helmets n' shiet
I WANT TO CUM IN CANADA
>>57541227
That reminds me I should buy some track pants for the Summer. Work gets fucking hot and wearing jeans is some bullshit in 40c temps.
>>57541246
>implying
>>57541394
Jeans are horrible in the summer.
Make sure there are stripes on the legs so you can squat faster.
iceland anon, its time for sex
>>57537199
I support this edition
>>57541423
Danish m8
http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2016/01/denmark-refugees-immigration-law/431520/
>>57541501
Thanks for the pro-tip, will do.
I have not been to the gym in almost a month.
>>57541555
>danmark
>not already cucked
>>57541574
Since December for me. There's a class I like that's scheduled today and instead of going I'll probably just crawl into a hole and drink.
You should go.
What's better, Canada or the US?
Bonus picks UK and AUS
I have to move somewhere with my E.E. Degree.
>>57541782
US, Australia (but they are full)
>>57541782
In terms of what?
They both have their ups and downs.
>>57541897
Canada, however, only has downs.
>>57542030
Yeh
>>57541782
Can do many things with an EE degree in any of the Anglo-American cunts
USA is good but for an actual American experience, stay out of the huge cities. Those are not American anymore.
I FUCKING GO ON /INT/ AND MINNESOTA IS BEING INSULTED
WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE
>>57538247
You hyped for God Eater 2 Rage Burst
>>57542258
>>57541897
I don't know.
Honestly I don't like the freedom of owning weapons you have in the US, but I like the states overall.
I love Canada more than the others, but Australia is a top notch country as well. UK is the easiest for me to move to though.
>>57542323
>t. somalian immigrant
>>57542323
hello minnesota
>>57542514
I AM A PURE MINNESOTAN FOR 4 GENERATIONS THANK YOU VERY MUCH CLETUS
tfw broke the triggers on your ds thanks to games like metroid prime hunters
>>57542454
It's pretty easy to get guns in Canada, too. Our gun violence rates just aren't as high because we don't have ghetto blacks shooting each other every day.
I want to get one of these.
>>57542532
Hi Toronto, long time no chat. How are you?
>>57542454
In terms of laws Australia is more like the UK in terms of being a nanny state. On the other hand they have a better handle on immigration and defense due to boat people. But their weather is too hot. I think I'd try to get into New Zealand instead and shag some sheep.
You can make more money in the US but getting a greencard is much more difficult there than here and their companies are far less socialist than the other options. You'd have to work for a better company to not get treated crappy compared to other socialist holes like commonwealth countries.
>>57542561
>pure Minnesotan
HOW DO I ASK FOR A REFERENCE SENPAI
>>57542838
Call them and just ask if they will, super easy.
>>57542722
fuck you man my family is white as snow
>>57542608
Canada still feels like a way more peaceful country though and I like the cold weather and the snow. Also big fan of all maple things be it syrup of guitar necks
Pic related my tar
>>57542922
>fuck you man my family is white as snow
>>57542561
>my family has been stuck in minnesota for four generations
not something to be proud of to be quite honest with you
>>57542957
Noice.
Canada is definitely more peaceful on average.
With a degree you should be able to immigrate if you want to.
>>57542838
Ask them.
I ask co-workers I get along with. The difficult part is keeping contact with them. Try to get their personal e-mail or phone number. Some have only given me their job contact info and by the time I could have actually used them they've vanished into the ether.
>>57542957
Just try to avoid the big cities like Toronto or Vancouver if you're looking for a place to settle.
Our economy isn't great at the moment so I'm not sure I'd advice trying to move here soon. You'd need a job offer before coming and work visa either way.
https://youtu.be/iwoQxqenHl8
>>57543126
>Alabama
>Insulting any other state
Come on, you're literally the worst in everything Minnesota isn't worst in.
>>57541689
Same.
School makes me way too depressed to work out / make positive changes
>>57543263
Why do you suggest avoiding those two cities? I thought they were pretty much the safest bet regarding moving in Canada along with Ottawa.
Also euro isn't doing much better.
If you could pick anything you wanted, what would you do to or with a British person?
>Being American
>Living like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qW1Ktm1jgxc
chicanos are good people
>>57543514
>>57543534
>>57543283
begone, outlanders
>>57543514
Live together i guess
>>57543603
You don't allow the first world to post in your thread?
>>57543514
@57543658
You have run out of your daily (You) allowance
>>57543514
Steal and use their accent anytime I want
>>57543514
my him to sing My Country, 'Tis of Thee
>>57543603
S-sorry
>>57543716
I know it's not easy for you Americans.
It's not like you could waddle out of elementary school and make 50k a year in your country :/
>>57543402
Vancouver has the worst housing economy in Canada, some have suggested its the most inflated in all of North America. The Chinese are buying houses and letting them sit empty then flipping the properties to make more profit. Australia had this problem but they've started to crack down on foreign ownership, while ours won't due to corruption. Cost of living in that city is pretty high. Also since the weather is mild/ rainy (no winter) they have a high concentration of drug users in Canada, mainly in East Side. Plus there's the entire neighbourhoods who are shifting to not speaking English. I've heard the IT industry is okay, but that's about it. It's not really a city for young people. Victoria Island might be a better bet if you moved into the warmer coastal area.
Toronto suffers from similar issues but has terrible road systems and it's a very Sweden Yes kind of place. Instead of Chinese you'll probably find Curries though. I'm not really sure what the job system is like there.
Alberta was a popular job province until the oil crash, which is part of Canada's economic troubles currently.
>>57543534
>That drug needle
>>57543514
Depends on if they were cute or not.
>>57543372
I want to go improve myself but it's so much easier to just continue self loathing.
>>57543514
I would like to speak with them
>>57543762
It is fine lad. I thought you were just shitposting. Welcome
I've got explosive diarrhea
>be canadian
>literally subsist solely off my own urine feces
>>57537199
3ds is better desu
>>57544125
drink lots of water
tfw you have a week on week off schedule
tfw my week on starts tonight
I get a taste of the NEET life during my week off and it's so sweet. If only I was rich and never had to work again
>>57544224
I really want a job like that. I'd rather work a lot for longer and have more time to dick around.
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/search-by-state/
Post pics from your state.
i've got some really nice smelling farts today lads
I want to go to Canada
Your country looks beautiful
Are Icelandic boys cute?
>>57544585
You're welcome to, tulipbro.
>no classes on Monday
>no classes on friday like usual
WE /LONGWEEKEND/ NOW
>>57544876
>ywn get dragged around town getting humiliated by two qts
Why live?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>57545059
is he ded?
>tfw Australians and Russians start using your oc
>>57545133
No, but the guy on the other side of that knife wasn't so lucky
>>57544297
first image
>>57545059
t*rk moving at incrdbly high speed
Just applied for a job at a grocery store, hopefully I get it. I need money
>>57544195
>3ds is better desu
master troll.
Hmm...
>>57545468
I applied for a few of those a couple years back
They never responded
>>57545525
fuck what a cunt
This is considered a display of wealth in America.
>>57545525
god damn the CBC is such a fucking joke
why didn't Harper completely kill it when he still had the chance, fuck
Do you like my flag? does it look exotic? :3
>>57545610
I have 2 years of experience at grocery stores, so I think I have a better shot than most.
I'm hoping I get it, I will also try to get involved in the union to get job experience in that field so I can get a better paying more fulfilling job once I have the money to move.
>>57545906
I wish.
>>57545836
It's a display of drug addiction
>>57545910
I like the Russian flag, but I like the imperial Russian flag better. Too bad it has a connotation of being associated with retarded "nazis" in your country. Those pan slavic stripes are kinda boring tbqh.
>>57545910
i like when you hover over it, it says "russian federation" instead of just russia
>chilangos live near this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERTdSViattU
>>57546009
Does it trigger you that we're Federation?
>>57546003
It's flag of Vlasov (Russian nazis).
>>57546098
i just said that i liked it, why would it trigger me
>>57545928
Are you applying for just a normal worker position or something higher up?
I also might need to find a job soon depending how an application goes. But that job would only need to last 6 months or so because then I'd be guaranteed admission
>>57546051
it's not that near.
if it explodes it will kill Puebla.
>>57546165
Imagine the shitstorm this would cause if that was a Trump mural instead?
Leftists would be making comparisons to Nazi propaganda within seconds
>>57546192
I just went normal worker.
I need money to move out, so I figured I'd work 3-4 months and move to another state where job prospects in my field of study are less bleak
>>57546165
LMAO Nice try lads, Hillary won RVA with ease.
>>57546327
That's because Trump's whole campaign is built on insulting people and being mildly to blatantly racist.
Stop living in the /pol/ bubble
>>57546327
>search trump mural
>this is the result
>>57546329
What is you field?
>>57546165
what a meme
Nigger is my favourite word
>>57546447
I want to either do union organizing, museum research/work or journalism
>>57546403
>mildly to blatantly racist
Not really. Most of his "racist" stuff is against Islam and illegals, neither of which are a race.
>>57546442
Why is 4chan racist and right wing? Is it a meme or do people actually like Trump?
Ted Cruz reminds me of Lord Farquaad
>>57546403
There are a lot of people in this country that are perfectly fine with Trump's behavior in the rest of this country
>>57546530
Still it's bigoted.
>Reminder that Muslims and Illegals have a lower than average crime rate
>>57546442
Trump voters actually have jobs so they don't have time to be running around like a liberal tagging everything with their agenda.
>>57546550
I don't know about the rest but I like the memes.
>>57546550
>Why is 4chan racist
For fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOBg7OHS_kg&nohtml5=False
>wagecucks
We should form a new SA to give everyone on 4chan purpose
>>57546491
I really like this elephant meme
>>57546647
h-heh yeah, fuckin normies don't know how good the NEET life is, right?
who /deadinside/ here?
>>57546594
>Muslims and illegals have a lower than average crime rate
Citation needed
>watch random Bob Ross epsiode
>halfway through I start crying for no reason
well shit
>>57546680
All yours my friend :) haha
>>57546550
People like Trump because he's a nationalist and will keep our country in a strong position. Hillary wants to sell us out, and Bernie is insane(not to mention a regressive cuck)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLXOkZtAkPw
I unironically love this song. It's catchy.
>"Where do you want to move to in the US, Euros?"
>Either California or New England, some to the great lakes
>Only one guy wanted to move to the plains
>Nebraska
>>57546703
No, because I've accepted that we were never alive to begin with, only deluded.
>>57546806
Can't stump with a Trump
Why is Ottawa such a wonder of a city?
What do you fags look like?
abortion should remain legal for the lower classes
>>57546708
http://immigrationpolicy.org/special-reports/criminalization-immigration-united-states
https://www.quora.com/Why-Muslim-majority-countries-secular-and-non-secular-have-low-crime-rate-as-compared-to-Christian-and-Non-Muslim-countries
>>57546961
>>>/soc/
don't start trying to get people to post their pictures here, fucking cancer.
>>57546961
like this
>>57546961
I posted myself here in /cum/ before and people just got pissed off and called me chad, not doing it again
