ITT we share our embarrassing stories
>Be me
>Be a semi Neet 2Dfag
>phone filled with qt 2D girls and boys
>forgot to lock my screen cuz I had to pee urgently
>Mom catches a glimpse of what I'm hiding
>sees through my browser pages n sheiiit
>mfw she knows how fucking degenerate I really am
>mfw she wanted to send me to an Islamic school
Just kill me already
>>57532696
Just tell her your weird friend sent them to you. Just say "Look I don't know, that one weird dickhole <name of person that you know and she probably dislikes> sent me a bunch of weird pics. I don't know what these are."
>be me
>when I was a kid
>my teacher was a middle aged woman like my mom
>accidentally called her "mom!"
>classmates got all laughed me
Are there lots of weebs in Kuwait or something? It seems like almost every Kuwaiti poster is a weeb.
>>57532848
There's nothing interesting there beside anime
>be me
>get a new phone
>fill it with hentai
>fast forward 1 week
>go to my sister's house
>brother in law says 'anon show me you new phone'
>worriedanimegrill.png
>he finds all my shit but only stares at me and grins
>never go to my sister's house again
>>57534042
Why didn't you just say "No" to him when he asked you to show the phone?..
>>57534092
>why not?
>"because"
>ok....... weirdo.
I have to admit it would be less embarrassing than him seeing all the anime
>be me
>was a hidden anime fun (otaku)
>recorded every anime including girly moe ones to my private VHS tapes
>my secret shelf was filled with those anime tapes.
>one day, realized that it's embarrassing thing
>decided to discard all of them
>but noticed that if I discard them in home, my mom notices that I'm otaku
>need to find another option
>rode a bicycle grabbing a bag filled with anime VHS tapes
>went to an area in my neighbor where almost nobody lives
>found a small bridge
>throw the bag to the river from the bridge
>accomplished.jpeg
>but suddenly, I heard a voice calling to me
>he was my classmate
>"what are you doing anon?"
>panic.jpeg
>"I...I did nuffin... I'm here because I wanted to see the river..."
>"Hey! look at the river, there is a bag floating on the river! Let's catch it together!"
>panic_again.jpeg
>"n-no... I need to go home now"
>"???....okay.."
>next day
>all my classmates laughed at me when I opened the door
>"hey! you anime otaku! don't pollute the river with your anime stuff!"
>*laughing*
>embarrassing.jpeg
I still have no idea how he found out the bag's owner.
I got bullied until I graduated the school.
>>57534846
Wouldn't the tapes have gotten wet and ruined?
>>57532696
>>mfw she wanted to send me to an Islamic school
she should have
I would have
But not before whipping you butt raw with my belt as a souvenir.
>>57534846
Why are you so evil japan?
stop these evil deeds!
>>57534846
I don't believe this story, but I read it to climax.
>>57532696
>mom caught me watching blacked.com
>>57534256
Should've said no, have my gfs nudes on there, this is the normie answer.
>>57535492
Is your mom white?
>Be 12
>parents are super religious
>they buy me a fedora because they think I'd look cool in it
>fight the fedora like the plague
>they dress me and send me to school
>snuck different clothes to school in my bag so I wouldn't get bullied
>throw the fedora away
>principal sees me throw a bag of clothes into the garbage
>is confused
>reaches into the garbage and gives it back to me
>calls my parents
>am actually an atheist now because no good God could ever let this happen
>>57532696
>don't get out of the room anymore, except when I have to use the bathroom, eat or a really quick round of supplies/grocery shopping
>haven't talked to another person for more than the cashier's "that will be X" and "goodbye" in exactly 417 days
There
>>57535947
under aged faggots is why we cannot enjoy 4chan anymore.
>>57536085
Was 12
my parents dressed me im faggy clothes and I was bullied to hell for it. The fedora meme came after.
>>57535795
white dad, black mom
>>57535947
>Tips fedora
>mfw only my 妹 knows my power level
>>57536315
>Son of a Bleached mom
>watches Blacked porn
Wew lad
>>57534846
I could've had it worst.
It must've took a lot of courage from you to share such an embarrassing tale.
>>57532696
>be me in Sweden
>go the Coop to get some snacks
>use the self checkout
>put my items in my backpack and head for the exit
>there's a gate
>try and push it open
>it starts beeping
>"uhhhh"
>people start talking to me in Swedish
>can only understand a few things in Swedish so I have no idea what they're saying but I can tell they're trying to tell me what to do
>"j-jag talar inte svenska"
>they tell me in English that I have to scan my receipt to open the gate
>face goes red
I hate being an embarrassing clumsy doof
>>57532696
>at my ex's house
>at the couch with her playing dumb games as trying to tickle each other
>she runs
>decide to take a shortcut and jump through the couch
>stumble my feet on it
>fall on my ass
>it fucking hurts and she can't stop laughing
It was a shitty day afterwards
tfw barely have any embarrassing stories
>>57538036
Poor lad, did you have to return there later?
>>57532848
/mena/ outcasts are gay weebs
Remember this site only reflects the outcast thoughts and people of each society
>be me a couple of nights ago
>be dreaming
>dream start with me laying on bed on the right
>to my left is a laying qt
>she doesnt notice me
>wonder who is this and whats she doing here
>Go alpha mode and try to hug her
>she pushes me away
>gets off bed
>and runs away
>.......
>mfw no dream gf.
>>57534984
They probably had a cover picture of something.
>>57538036
Do you have Swedish heritage?
>>57532696
>mfw she wanted to send me to an Islamic school
Tell her Islam can't help you. You're clearly to far gone. They need to just euthanize you now.
>>57532696
My mom once saw my cute anime girl lock screen and asked me if it was my gf...
>>57535630
>having to give explanations
fucking cucks. You just say no, you have private stuff in it and that's it.
>>57539732
So is it your gf?
>>57539775
I told her yes.
>>57539815
Good lad
>let gf use computer for a bit
>accidentally left my shemale porn folder open
It's okay, though. We got married and she's also into shemale porn. Yes, we're degenerates.
>>57538967
iktfb
Even in my dreams I'm a bumbling idiot when it comes to girls.
I also get in a lot of fights in my dreams, which is weird, because I've never been in a fight my whole life. And in my dream fights it's always like I'm swinging and kicking underwater.
Shits weird
>>57537603
kek
>>57538036
thats cute
>>57532696
>started learning japanese because I have yellow fever
>printed kana training sheets
>pic related
>mom found my sheets
>she asked me wtf those papers were
>I'm shoked and can't find a excuse to tell her
>go full autism and lock myself in my room for 2 hours
>get out and burn every sheet in front of her
>I never talked about Japan again near her
