>wake up
>you are now Polish
what do?
>>57529393
Run away because Poles beat up black people.
>>57529393
Go to the UK and clog some slags ass.
Kill myself
>>57529393
1. Have an orgasm
2. Get a qt polish bf
3. Get married
4. Be happy forever after
>>57529393
learn about their culture and history
i know its the butt of everyones jokes but i actually find poland kinda interesting
>>57529393
>this statement is already 1/4 true
I might as well just move to the UK and help recreate Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth in preparation for the war with New Pakistan
>>57529393
>tfw I'm literally the child of a 100% polish father and 100% Lithuanian mother who immigrated here. Kindof kek honestly.
>>57529393
eh
...
>>57529393
Same thing I do every day of my life.
>>57529393
Ryplyczy yvyry vywyl wyth yn y
Kill myself. Poles are a disgrace to humanity, truly...
>>57529393
I'm 50% Polish so I'd probably just eat more Kabanosy then normal :DDDDD
polen
>>57529393
KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Be happy, especially if I woke up in Poland.
>>57529393
fugg qt polish gf
>>57529393
convert to Christianity Ahmed.
>>57529393
blyaaaat :DDD
Punch Ahmeds in the face (since I am not cucked anymore).
>>57529393
Conquer the Sarmatian steppes and Germania.
>>57529816
nah, the only self-haters are universal scum that should suicide ASP
lel
>>57531063
>upgraded
>>57529393
Celebrate by walking to my local butchers sporting clothes like pic related and buy his finest Kabanos.
>>57529393
Move to Chicago
>>57532295
HA-HA
>>57532295
Nice banter overweight bro.
>>57529393
celebrate
>>57529393
Hate my family,hate my shitty neighbors, hate my boss that suck dicks all nights, hate fucking weather. You know what you prick? You piece of shit, better let me in.
>>57529458
nah, we like nignogs, you guys are fun
>>57529393
go bald and cry desu
Smash some teutons.
KURWA
KUUUURWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
And then I kill myself
>>57531156
Why such a big difference between Lituania and Lativia + Estonia?
I thought they were all the same except for Estonia being a bit more "Nordic"
>>57535350
Russians I'd assume
Be able to speak to my girlfriend's family.
>>57534561
there you go!
>>57529393
Drink myself to death.
>>57529393
KURWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>57529393
KRTEK IS CZECH!
>>57529393
go to plumber equipment store
>>57536343
>>57536308
>>57536229
This
>>57536333
Is it Czech Republic's main contribution to humanity?
>>57529393
Fix plumbing
>>57536229
wtf is this alcoholism meme?
Drink, find withe girls to fuck, climb mountains and sit there with a bottle of vodka, thinking my life is going nowhere, and then jump from there, expecting to be reborn as a fox.
Wonder WTF am I doing in Siberia?
>>57535350
You ask too many questions , anglo
you konw what happens to faggots that ask too many question?
This
>>57538217
KURWAAAAAAJSKAJSKAJSKAJSJAKS
salu2
>>57529393
loved this show as a kid
>>57537997
I am shame to yurop
>born Polish tho
>>57529393
Go to Germany and join the car stealing business
Clean a toilet.
