The usual shit.
Ide o najdôležitejší proces na Zemi, z pohľadu udržania súčasného života. Pri fotosyntéze rastliny premieňajú energiu zo slnečného žiarenia na chemickú energiu, ktorou poháňajú svoje organické procesy. Súbežne počas celého procesu do atmosféry uvoľňujú aj kyslík.
Requesting Swedish, Finnish and Greek.
>>57524346
>Requesting Swedish
hinga dinga durgan
>>57524346
This is a poem by Ausias March, in Old Catalan.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s047DDUsGumH
I tried to pronounce it correctly, because it varies greatly in some aspects to modern Catalan, that's why I stuck.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s047DDUsGumH
On és lo loch on ma penssa repose?
On serà, on, que mon voler contente?
Ab escandall yo cerch tot fons e tente,
e port no trob on aturar-me gose.
Lo que, dabans, de tot vent me guardava
és envers mi cruel plaga deserta;
vagabunt vaig, la casa qui m'és certa;
treball és gran en part on yo vagava.
¿On és aquell delit, quan yo pensava
ésser amat de la qui m'entenia?
Tot mon voler y el seu no•m defenia
d'amar, en tant com son poder bastava.
Tots los senyals c•amor donen entendre,
en ella viu, no tolent-ne la obra.
¿Qui és aquell qu•en amor tant descobra,
que no•n pogués d'ella sentiment pendre?
Ja res del món dolor no•m pot deffendre,
perdut és ja tot lo goig de mon viure,
a mos amichs de tristor puch escriure,
no•m basta temps a poder-me'n rependre.
Tant la tristor ha falagat ma penssa,
que tot m'és trist quant puch oir ne veure,
tant que m'és greu que yo vinga en creure
que a tristor yo pusqu•aver deffenssa.
Puys que Amor ab lo cor ferm dispensa
que sos delits follament los espere
-e per açò del món me desespere,
car sens amor tot delit m'és offenssa-,
l'arma coman a Déu, lo qui l'à feta,
lexant lo cors desastruch per mal astre;
ja no li plau de sos volers lo rastre,
puys ab dolor viu per ell, no discreta.
Sí com l'om vell, qui•n son temps vid•à feta
sats plaentment en algun•art apresa,
e per fort cas aquella l'és defesa
-no sab en qué son giny de viure meta-,
ne pren a mi, que no sé com me visca,
perque d'Amor me veig tancada porta,
ne ssé pus fer, ne•l voler me comporta
que d'aquest hús per altre yo•m desisca.
O foll•Amor, malament se arrisca
qui per virtuts vol amar nulla dona;
sa calitat y el loch la fan ser bona,
car en rahó, qual serà la que y visca?
Where is my Babsyboo?
>>57525022
This a song version. More modernized and with Valencian accent. But still better than my crappy vocaroo:
https://youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=pU13ToUMpCc
>>57525411
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kAEAZnraXe
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YOWh8P0fMl
>>57526415
While I would love to listen to this whole thing, I sadly can't.
I have to go to bed because I've started working at a bakery Babs!!! :33
THE TEST OF LEGENDS:
CIA: Doktor pavel, jag är säpo.
Östeuropé: Han var inte ensam.
CIA: Uh, du får inte ta med dig vänner.
Dr pavel: De är inte mina vänner
Östeuropé: Oroa dig inte, de kostar inget
CIA: Och varför skulle jag vilja ha dem?
Östeuropé: De försökte ta din skatt. De arbetar för legosoldaten, den maskerade mannen.
CIA: Bane?
Östeuropé: *Norrlänskt ja*
CIA: Få dem ombord, jag rapporterar det
*WROOOOOOOM*
CIA: Färdplanen jag nyss fick av byrån har med mig, mina män, dr pavel här, men bara en av er!
*pjii wooosh*
CIA: Första som pratar får stanna på mitt flygplan!
*rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
CIA: VEM BETALADE DIG FÖR ATT FÅNGA DR PAVEL!
*pew*
CIA: HAN FLÖG INTE SÅ BRA, VEM VILL PROVA NU?
CIA: BERÄTTA FÖR MIG OM BANE, VARFÖR HAR HAN PÅ SIG MASKEN?!
CIA: MYCKET LOJALITET FÖR EN LEGOSOLDAT
BANE: Eller kanske han undrar varför någon skulle skjuta en man, innan han kastar honom ur ett flyplan
CIA: Du kan iallafall tala, vem är du?
BANE: Det spelar ingen roll vem vi är, vad som spelar roll är vår plan
BANE: Ingen brydde sig om vem jag var förren jag tog på masken
CIA: Om jag drar av den där kommer du dö?
BANE: Det skulle vara fruktansvärt smärtsamt
CIA: Du är en stor kille
BANE: För dig
*nneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww*
CIA: Var att bli fångad en del av din plan?
BANE: Självklart
Bane: Dr pavel vägrade vårt bud till förmån för ditt eget, vi var tvungna att veta vad han berättade
Dr pavel: Inget, jag sade inget!
CIA: jaha, du fick dig själv fångad-
Grunt: Sir
CIA: vad är nästa steg i din mästerplan?
BANE: Krascha detta planet
BANE: Utan överlevare!
Piloter: mayday mayday, mayday mayday!
Dr pavel: aaarh aaargh nneeej
BANE: Nej, de förväntar sig en av oss i vraket broder!
BRODERN: Har vi tänt elden?
BANE: Ja, elden stiger
Dr pavel: aaaarg ooooohh aaaaa
BANE: Lungna dig doktor, nu är det inte tid för rädsla. Det kommer senare
>>57526653
>I have to go to bed because I've started working at a bakery Babs!!! :33
aw man, congrats!! i'm really happy that you've taken the first step of pursuing your life's ambition. have fun! if i'm ever in Germany i'll be sure to stalk by, i mean stop by, and stuff my mouth with your loaf.
>>57526808
o-oh my babs you're making me blush!
I love you <3
>>57526854
>>57524346
Here's some Finnish. It's from "Sinuhe, the egyptian"
>"Sinuhe, ystäväni, me synnyimme outoon aikaan. Kaikki liikkuu ja muuttaa muotoaan, niinkuin savi savenvalajan levyllä. Vaatteet muuttuvat, sanat ja tavat muuttuvat eivätkä ihmiset enää usko jumaliin, vaikka pelkäävätkin heitä. Sinuhe, ystäväni, ehkä synnyimme elämään maailman päivänlaskun aikaa, sillä maailma on jo vanha, kun tuhat ja kaksituhatta vuotta on kulunut pyramidien rakentamisesta. Kun ajattelen sitä, tahtoisin kallistaa pääni käsivarsieni varaan ja itkeä kuin lapsi."
>>57526956
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nbqrETliiF
Bompan
Give fairly entertaining Slovak
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kegMQUynZO
>>57532912
Are you the one who sang me Mountain Goats?
>>57533191
yes Hi there !! Still waiting for you to sing Going To Georgia for me desu;;;
>>57533342
Ok, I will sing it for you right now! I loved the song you showed me to by the way, that Japanese girl singing.
Anything happening in poker?
>>57533873
good question, might be nice to have a little bet or two later on
>>57526780
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0euLxWZGzhy
I love reading Swedish even though I suck at it
>>57534172
>fick av bryrå.. oh my god... Färdplanen... oh, what the fuck
>>57526956
Rate.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VLZfIwoASX
>>57526780
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10LC9MmBX3l
Couldn't finish it. Something sounded too much like "allahu akbar" and I couldn't. I just could not.
>>57534172
Please read this:
I Often Feel Somewhat Aroused,
Sometimes Near Bursting,
Desperate For Release,
Overcome With Temptation,
Exploring Myself it Feels So Nice,
I want to be fucked,
In every hole you can find,
Just lube up my arse,
Pull on my hair,
Watch me ride you on top,
Breasts bouncing everywhere,
Nipples rock hard,
Suck on them hungrily,
Look into my eyes,
Then ask me if I'm yours,
I'll whisper I love you,
But you long to hear,
Submission in my groans,
I whimper & tremble,
Arousing us both,
I beg you to tell me,
Tell me what we both know,
How I'm daddy's fertile baby girl,
My howls of delight,
"Daddy I'm all yours",
"My womb is ready for your load",
You say I'm a good girl,
Such sight for your eyes,
How you will keep me,
And Breed Me,
Make me your wife, lover & toy,
Suckle from my milk heavy breasts,
Whilst your baby nuzzles on the other,
I'm cumming, I'm cumming,
You whisper in my ear "Daddy's got you don't be scared".... I squirt right there....
>>57534929
For your delight
http://vocaroo.com/i/s094gynNikzR
Can anybody narrate this with an Australian accent?
Khan, came to me on his horse leaving his Archer army behind. He came towards me and shot with my a rose scented arrow. The lag had made the arrow move very slowly and it fazed through me. I was very delighted but khan took out his dick and fucked me like a kangaroo. However khans cock also fazed out of me after sometime too. I stood and said to him, I'll ride with you.
The liberal masses applauded as khan lifted me up and put me on his horse. The sound of applause became faint as we reached the desert and were killed by an aboriginal.
RIP US
>>57533860
Cool...Looking forward to it anon
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03koJCGNadm
>>57534929
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15LpPuCzcrc
>>57529029
That was amazing! Only a few words gave it away that you're not a native speaker.
>>57534720
Very nice. Pronouncing some of the conjuctions seemed to cause some problems but overall very good.
Here is some french for you lads. Have fun.
"Quand l'aube n'était pas encore bien débarrassée, les corbeaux arrivaient à larges coups d'ailes tranquilles. IL cherchaient le long des pistes et des chemins les gros chevaux renversés. A côté de ces chevaux, aux ventres éclatés comme des fleurs de câprier, des voitures et des canons culbutés mêlaient la ferraille et le pain, la viande de ravitaillement encore entortillée dans son pansement de gaze et les baguettes jaunes de la poudre à canon."
>>57536599
Thanks :)
Suomi should be easy for a Spaniard, in theory. Because the sounds of the letters are very similar. Almost identical.
>>57535469
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xmW7igyeK2
I really tried anon ;_; I may re record it for you.
>>57526780
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0I5E4UgpXBt
Can´t do it fully now, people are sleeping.
>>57537734
kek'd so hard
>>57537436
I sang along with your record anon..That Was terrific anon..Thank you for considering my request...
And Hey you started playing guitar huh??Nicely executed and played, love it.. Gotta go..Catch you next time :)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0T73LLXPzSU
is babs dead or sometin?
>>57537042
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17zEffu70RT
Requesting some Greek, Icelandic and Norwegian
