Come to Brazil :D
>>57522933
but i don't wanna
No thanks if I want to see monkeys I can go to Paris
>>57522957
pls come :D
No, I don't want to get infected with zika virus, robbed or even killed
Why?
So I can get robbed, my kidneys harvested and have flies lay larvae in my ear?
>>57522999
>>57522986
HAHAHAH PATHETIC WEAK WHITE BOIS
>>57523018
yes :D
Come to Brazil :D
>>57522989
Is prostitution legal?
If so, how much?
>>57522933
Convince me that the Zika Virus is a statistical risk worth taking.
>>57523092
yes :D
200 reais/60 dollars an hour :D
>>57523078
what happened to her? she moved out of Globo and then what?
I see brazil as a country full of promises of easy sex and STDs
>>57522933
no pham, i dont want to die
>>57523131
Oh so nice
But I'm worried abou AIDS
Come and dance with the people. Come and smile with the people. We will fly you in a plane to a plane to our beautiful country so you can lie on a beautiful bitch... ugh, beach. Brazil, the only thing we will steal is your heart.
>>57523160
we have less Aids than USA :D
>>57522933
ñao
>>57523140
she is pregnant :D
>Visiting an american country with no native culture
Do you take me for a complete fuckup?
>>57523250
indios are part of our culture :D
>>57522933
would love to, 2bh. i could really go for a vacation right about now. brazil sounds like super fun
>>57522933
step it up senpai
>>57523193
Which city is the best to see something beautiful and get prostitutes in safe
>>57523294
nobody cares about your statue though
>>57523294
:D
There are faggots in this thread who don't want to bury their face in these asscheeks
>>57523276
Native American names of the cities are ugly.
>>57523276
oh it's okay then, we need to finish out job. let's rape the indios TRLUULULULULU
>>57523376
That's not the issue.
I don't want to get buried, period.
>>57523325
prostitutes are everywhere m8, every big city has them, and they are safe every male BR has gone to a brothel :D
>>57523233
proofs.jpg
>>57523376
not a fan of horse legs desu
The Brazilian is white, the Brazilian is of Aryan blood and is always willing to help you, the Brazilian is strong, charismatic and intelligent, when you think of a person who succeeds everywhere you think of the Brazilian, the Brazilian reads on average 30 books a day and writes groundbreaking philosophy on his potty break, the Brazilian gets laid in any country he visits, the Brazilian is your greatest ally.
>>57523294
>made out of concrete
Commieblock tier desu senpai
>>57523443
>>57523463
Brazilians are primates who prey on whites and chimp out against authority. Those entitled fucks dethroned THIS guy for not being good enough.
>>57523463
>leaf
>>57523417
I heard you can rent a prostitute for a few weeks and she will pretend to be your girlfriend convincingly
>>57522933
The Christo Escobar is just a shitty statue of liberty.
>>57523601
probably it will cost you a lot 2bh :D You can get the telephone of a whore in a brothel and call her for a date for "free" 2bh hue
>>57523554
wut
>>57523601
Weeks? It will cost you a lot, a friend of mine have taken one for a walk in the mall/movies and fucked her in the end and it cost him ~250 bucks, for like 3 hours in total
She made him a discount since he bought her some stuff
Still cheaper than having a girlfriend though
>>57523375
fantastic photo
>>57523601
Brazilian women just carve for outsiders dick because they think that maybe they'll take them out of the country.
All you need is to do is don't speak portuguese and if you do, do it very badly.
>>57524697
t. virgin
>>57524722
It's true tho.
Ok :D
>>57524763
they like foreigners just as much as every BR 2bh, if some random foreign chick appeared people we would go for her too.
>>57522933
Why havnt ISIS bombed this statue?
>>57524905
because we would literally kill every muslim arab here
>>57522933
>this horrible statue is considered "le wonder of le world"
nuke it
![b153228_polska_woj_lubuskie_swiebodzin[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LOWUueY.jpg "b153228_polska_woj_lubuskie_swiebodzin[1].jpg")
>>57522933
Interesting thing.
In Ppoland we have the biggest jesus statue in the whole world. This is "Statue of Jesus King of Poland and whole multiverse"
Even bigger than that one in brasil.
>>57524970
>>57525011
:^)
>>57525011
Christ the King of Poland and whole Multiverse has a height of 33 metres (108 ft), symbolising a traditional belief that Jesus' age at his death was 33.[1] The Crown of the temple is 3.5 metres (11 ft) in diameter and 2 metres (6.6 ft) in height, and the whole is gilded. It weighs 440 tons. The head alone is 4.5 metres (15 ft) tall and weighs 15 tons. Each hand is 6 metres (20 ft) in length and the distance between the ends of the fingers is 24 metres (79 ft). It is composed of concrete and fibreglass.[1][3] It is 3 metres (9.8 ft) taller than the better known statue of Christ the Redeemer in Rio de Janeiro
>>57523294
They didn't build it on a mountain though
>>57525265
Poland is mostly flat country.
(not like our girls ;)
>>57525083
>Christ the Redeemer is an Art Deco statue of Jesus Christ in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, created by Polish-French sculptor Paul Landowski
>Landowski was born in Paris of a Polish refugee father of the January Uprising, and a French mother.
>>57526083
and? It's still a BR thing and a proud of our country, just like the 5 million polish BRs here
>>57526146
nothing, just saying
BTW, how real are those memes about crimes in Brazil, I wanted to go there (I thought about S. Paulo), I even speak some Portuguese, but what you post in all Br. threads is rather discouraging
>>57526288
Murder it's really an unusual thing to happen if you aren't a cop or a drug lord soldier etc. What is more normal to happen is stupid robberies. But to be honest you just need to look closely and pay attention to people around you. Most robbers you can literally see by a mile, and that is why they most of the time prey on tourists that aren't really used to it and walk kinda care-free. But 2bh, you just need to pay attention and most BRs do that on a daily basis. Rio is pretty awesome and it is worth a visit, specially because of the bars in Lapa and the beaches at south zone, despite everyone being an autist here and just reproducing the memes that the media say. I've travelled all beach states of Brazil. There are some places that are more dangerous like in the North, but as rule of thumb, just pay attention to your surroundings like a normal BR and you will be fine, you can go out at night, but just keep yourself alert and if somebody tries to rob you just give them what they want or else they will probably hurt or even kill you if they are aggressive and drug-addicts. Murders here are a thing that everybody despises and people will probably take revenge if you do it, so it's not a normal thing 2bh
>>57522933
うん :D
>>57526288
Also São Paulo is literally BR New York, it is a really nice place really expensive and expansive, but not exactly touristy place 2bh, there are some nice 10/10 restorants, museus, clubs, brothels, also it's home to the largest italian/japanese diaspora of the world, maybe you could go to the beaches of São Paulo which are like 1 hour away like Santos, Guarujá, Praia Grande which are more like Rio but less overrated or maybe even far to Ubatuba, Boraceia, Maresias (which is 10/10) and etc
>>57526621
>Murder it's really an unusual thing to happen if you aren't a cop or a drug lord soldier etc.
that's what I thought, technically speaking Russia has high murder rate too, but I've always felt safe there
>Most robbers you can literally see by a mile
I saw that popular video from Globo, so I think that I know how it looks, basically one has to avoid those swarms of young favelados
As for Rio, from what I saw it looks great, but the climate seems to be too warm/humid for me, while SP is quite nice in winter, at least thats what I found on wiki and other sites
geralmente obrigado pelas todas suas respostas, anon
>>57525011
yeah no one give a fuck about it
becausee it's in fucking poland aha
>>57526922
aha, that's a poblem, so maybe Rio would be better, althought watching some videos from Rio I realized that they speak some slightly different dialect (I mean, for example, that they don't pronounce that "s" sound like what they teach you on Duolingo or other multimedial courses, it's more like English "sh" sound (I think that this is how they pronounce in Portugal, but I'm not sure)
>>57525011
Not anymore
http://siberiantimes.com/other/others/features/f0142-vladivostok-to-get-tallest-statue-of-jesus-christ-in-the-world/
>>57523417
>every male BR has gone to a brothel
Bring your child to work day doesn't count
>>57527209
>Zurab Tsereteli
kek, he made that awful statue of Peter the Great in Moscow
>>57527175
yeap, we often mock eachother, I'm from SP, and everytime I went to Rio people mocked me for my ascent, the same happened when they come here, the "s" is pretty much the give away for carioquês kek, we paulistas speak have a more nasal sound of the words, and often can't conjugate the plurals of the worlds (because of italian immigration) and often got tons of slangs like (véio, mano etc), meanwhile they do conjugate the plurals and are more malandro if you get kek. I mean you will probably only get to see it when you get here. I don't know if there are resources for training this. Also I am living in South Brazil, Curitiba, where people too tend to say things different, they usually pronounce the words more correctly instead of eating consonants like we do more in the north, I think it's because of the German/Polish immigration here, which is kinda exclusive to here.
>>57527436
>>57527209
I meant this one
>>57527175
but 2bh, you should visit SP too, at least just for a day go to Paulista Avenue, MASP, maybe Parque Ibirapuera and go to a really chique Restaurant at the end of the day just for keks, and next day go to Santos, Guarujá and maybe go North to see some really really nice beaches like Maresias.
>>57527500
>often can't conjugate the plurals of the worlds
What do you mean by this? As far as I know you don't conjugate in Portuguese, just add some endings to mark plurals - mostly "s", or sometimes "ais", when a noun/adjective ends with "l", or "ns" when an adjective ends with "m" (bom/bons) etc. Could you elaborate what you meant?
>Curitiba
yes, I know that they had some serious influx of Poles
>>57527175
there is a really nice restaurant in SP called terraço itália which is on top of a building there, I went there with my father when I was a kid. It's really 10/10 and shouldn't be that expensive for you since the real is worth nothing right now
>>57527845
Like:
Ae mano vamo lá no restaurante come uns barato bom vei?
Ae tu tá me tirando vai se fude carai, seu viadinho (hue)
Most people from São Paulo City don't use "tu" that way, but people from Santos/São Vicente/Praia Grande often use like that kek
>>57527699
We will see, first I need to improve my Portuguese (I need at least several months, because I still don't understand TV news programs very well, and I know that spoken language on streets may be even more diverse - some linguists say that Brazilians have strong diglossia), also I'm not that rich, so I can't be too picky - I mean that I would have to buy the cheapest airline ticket and then I can spend two or three weeks in one-two cities
>>57527845
forgot the pic
>>57528013
>Ae mano vamo lá no restaurante come uns barato bom vei?
>Ae tu tá me tirando vai se fude carai, seu viadinho (hue)
Muito opbrigado, eu vou ler um pouco sobre este assunto - isto é uma coisa nova para mim
>>57528286
>opbrigado
obrigado, obviamente, kek
>>57528286
Sim, mas o pessoal geralmente usa mais isso falando; escrito, principalmente aqui no 4chan, você não vai ver tanto por que eles escrevem tudo certo pra dizer que não são iguais às pessoas do facebook kek. Tente sei lá achar alguma coisa de comédia no youtube ou de zueira que geralmente eles falam mais igual gente normal. Olha esse vídeo do Tim Maia aqui, ele é carioca
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sU4MncZ1WE&nohtml5=False
Didn't bother to read the thread but I hope there were enough monkey insults already.
In case not, Brazilians are favela monkeys living in filth that not even the poorest welfare leeches in Germany would live in.
You dream of BRICS power but in reality you are a bad joke even in your immediate neighborhood of equally shitty countries.
>>57528363
hahah relaxa, se quiser perguntar qualquer coisa, é geralmente eu que faço essas threads huehuehue de zoeira com a Dilma, Lula etc porque os BRs daki são muito chatos e pela amor de deus, eu gosto de encher o saco deles pela zuera
>>57528454
Isto é o que eu escrevi - sim legendas não posso entender o que ele está cantando, só algumas palavras
>>57528788
tem o show inteiro dele com legenda pera ai que eu vo postar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY5OGOmmBXc&nohtml5=False
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d53J2g1PXtw&nohtml5=False
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iv0PJLZ7s-Q&nohtml5=False
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6sKKuCvmpo&nohtml5=False
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYYVCBGR2Ko&nohtml5=False
>>57528743
OK, obrigado, agora eu tenho que ir, tchau!
>>57529022
falou mano!
>>57528943
obrigado, normalmente uso www.letras.mus.br
>>57527209
Heretics don't count
>>57528461
Is that south afrika lying under them all and sucking china's dick from the front?
>>57522933
I pass. No need to be killed by fucking BEES.
>foreigners still want to go to Rio even though is considered one of our worst cities(popular opinion).
São Paulo and other states are so much better and interesting desu.
Fuck Rio, world thinks we're monkeys because of them.
I'm brazilian and never got robbed or see any kind of shit like that
Am I truly the only one?
>>57530224
Never been robbed either. Also walk around at night, no problems.
Maybe because i'm tall or just luck.
>>57529913
where do you go for nice middle class brasilian gfs and no robbings/shootings/rapes?
is belo horizonte nice?
>>57530303
Yep.
Rio and northeast is where most of this shit happens.
>>57530496
where do foreigners usually find work?
>>57530640
most of them are engineers working for either Petrobrás or Multinationals here. And they are everywhere, there are tons of foreigners that work and live here in brothels all the time
>>57530640
São Paulo. Study near Av. Paulista so everyday i see foreigners.
>>57530247
Yeah, I'm tall too!
>>57522933
brazilians being so sexy makes neo nazis mad
cuz RACE MIXING IS JEWISH EVIL
>>57522933
Someday, maybe. You guys still wanna host the Olympics?
>>57530891
yeap why not?
>>57530868
>RACE MIXING IS JEWISH EVIL
Yeah, there is one Canadian and one Swedish that always get mad at us, it's funny
>>57530891
Yeah, but nobody is hyped for it.
Ticket sales didn't even sold half of it.
