Guess what time it is.
No. New Zealand not today. [sigh]
/int/ernational discussion time? :DDDDD
>>57513995
Yessss
>>57513988
Too late Genghis.
AYY VAYY :DDDDDDD
>>57514134
Hi moldova
>>57514150
hello ameriga :DDDD
>>57513974
Bong and a milo time?
>>57514161
Post window pics please <3
>>57514161
>>57513974
18:09 Australian Western standard time
Hello new zullend
I thunk your lawn mower has gone loose
Ebin Finnish crab here
>>57513974
Påsk?
>>57514213
I don't see the problem here, prostitution is legal.
>>57514261
Yih ah niw, uts sweet es ey cuzzybru
>>57514298
Be quiet. You're scaring away the Moldovan
>>57514188
here u go family
>>57514336
>>57514336
zorry :(
>>57513974
is spurdo an /int/ meme ?
>>57514393
it's an ylilauta meme
>>57514385
>>57514416
Spammed mercilessly until we loved it.
>>57514379
:DDD
Thank you! It doesn't look half bad really
What do you think of transnistria?
>>57514511
brainwashed shithole
it's economically isolated and stagnating at best
before Moldavian SSR declared independence from USSR, it was our industrial powerbase
it still has a shitload leftover soviet military stockpile, old canned fruit, cigarette, shoe and candy factories
>>57514468
Ylis at speed again
>>57514612
any soviet era vodka?
>>57514612
Would you like to join Romania one day?
>>57514665
yes I would love to see Moldova part of Romania someday
we are the same people, but I don't think it will happen democratically any time soon
Moldovans can apply for citizenship in Romania, that's what I plan on doing in the near future
>>57514643
no we had no factories out of Transnistria, and we have only one Moldovan vodka brand - Exclusiv
pretty shit imho, import vodka like Finlandia (:DDDDDD) is better
>>57514743
I would love to see you two and Hungary all unite, at that point you'd be about as relevant as Poland I'd assume, (which is not a bad step up for any of you 3)
>>57514813
wat
>>57514813
>you two and Hungary
union with Hungary is even more unrealistic
there have been talks of Romania joining v4 (visegrad) now that it is clear that the EU commission does not tolerate resistance to cuckoldry
I don't think Moldova has any future as an independent state
>>57514857
You guys almost married before WW2 didn't you?
>>57514874
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hungarian%E2%80%93Romanian_War
yeah married lmao
Poland, Czechoslovakia and France got BTFO so the allies had no means to defend Romania, and our king was inclined to marry Hungary (part of the axis) to secure independence and border stability
the second Vienna award gave Hungary the green flag to just take northern Transylvania without Germany interfering, and we had the choice to resist, to accept or to take the side of the soviets (which annexed Bessarabia beforehand)
we took the route of the axis and accepted it
doesn't mean Romania and Hungary were ever friendly... maybe now we are more friendly, in solidarity with the "refugee" crisis
>>57514988
gay
do it anyways, it's cute that you europeans have more history and all that is adorable but really you need to start putting that aside and federalizing/uniting
>>57515073
I'd rather not see the EU becoming the second america
NATO is enough to keep peace, fuck the EU, it should have never evolved past an economic union
>>57514874
Wat? Besides, southerners hate hungarians too much (like, ur gonna get lynched level of hate) and szekelys burn a lot of bridges between us.
At most say we assimilate moldova and form an alliance with serbia since we always got along with them. Still I'd like an intermarium in the future, but for balkan freaks that wont work unless we weed out the corruption first, and I think for hungary as well but I cant say for sure, whatever's his name seems pretty corrupt tho but they aren't as bone deep as us.
Craiova group might have a future as well, who knows, but weeding out corrupting is a first step there as well and bulgaria ain't taking our steps. (also the jews might sabotage our corruption fighting efforts, not even kidding or /pol/ memeing, anti corruption head got spied by them)
What holidays do Finnish have?
>>57515127
benis inspection holiday :DDDDDDDDDDDD
>>57515115
>i'd rather not see Europe become-
everytime.
>>57515152
FUG U
THIS IS A SPURDO THREAD :DDDDD
>>57514874
>>57515124
Also we are currently a full on american proxy while they lean towards germany so again that's a bit of an impasse imho
>>57515190
how so, Ros
>>57515146
this
>>57515208
I dont think ze germans appreciate being in your shadow
I need more country themed spurdos
>>57515224
not like they are going to do anything against it
they are in full overcuck mode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMQkV5cTuoY
>>57515224
good
hopefully we leave NATO
you guys are old enough to pay for your own defense
>>57515244
t. albedo babosa :DDDD
>>57515270
good
we need to instite mandatory military service again, we are breeding a generation of cucks
>>57515256
Hopefully not I like the status quo
>>57515270
We'll still be under your wing, its not like you'll throw all those investments to piss off russia out the window
>>57515289
I can tell
Moldova doesn't seem too bad though
>>57515318
Maybe we will start pissing off China/NK/Iran instead
who knows, but yeah I know we wouldn't want to "lose the global influence" nato gave us
>>57515324
but it is :DDDDD
>>57515382
You're too brash to be cucks m8
>>57515457
Doesn't Romania have less tolerance of gays than Moldova?
Am probably wrong
>>57515509
no gays are becoming more acceptable and fags are spreading...
we had an "anti-gay discrimination law" signed a while ago so that our puppet EU government would get free shit which they pocketed, allegedly for "building infrastructure"
>>57515538
I would rape your women
yo ameriga im zorry for da embassy x---DDDDD
>>57515509
Depends. Law wise? I dont know. As a population though here most people either dont give a shit or want to burn them. There I think everyone wants to burn them.
>>57515593
it's alright
say, do you have any oil by the way
>>57515642
That's pretty funny lol
have you ever been near the village that Borat was filmed in?
>>57515661
Maybeeee
>>57515723
Closest I've been is the county's capital (targoviste). I passed through a couple of similar villages trying to get to the transfagarasan though. Super overrated road btw, fuck top gear
>>57515732
where were you at during that entire shenanigan?
Btw friends I'm thinking about making a triple decker peanut butter and jelly sandwich
Should I do it
>>57515810
Post pics
>>57515810
the consulate attack? at my house playing victoria 2
and yes make that sanwich
>>57515798
And if someone from Romania
If they randomly just started watching Borat, with no prior knowledge to the film, would people be able to tell that was their country and not Kazakhstan?
>>57514207
kek
>>57515661
I just realised your question maybe was serious
yes we are one of the top 10 oil producers and yes we started the OAPEC oil embargo on the west
>>57515862
As if we are the only shithole in the world? Lol.
But yeah if you've been places you could, although that area is particularly shitty, even with oil money. Have the highest rates of organized crime in the country I think
>>57515978
Can I get oil worker job there if I have relevant degree n sheet? And will you lynch me? ;_;
>>57515850
So you don't know anybody who was part of the fighting?
>>57515999
Nahh bro I didn't mean anything bad like you're a shithole Romania is cool and a super respectable rugby team too, I was just curious
>>57516076
But we are a shithole :^)
Cool sandwich though, and what's that woodbridge bottle?
>>57515557
That's kinda rude of your politicians
And during Soviet rule, did Moldova farm at all?
>>57516190
we along with ukraine were the breadbasket of the USSR
>>57516175
That is some wine that I drink with my beer
And maybe you are a shithole but nowhere near as bad as a lot of places
I just feel bad for you because whenever someone posts the European cock size maps you're literally the lowest by margin cause of your pure Roman citizens
>>57516215
That's a pretty cool feat actually considering you're really fucking small, especially compared to the rest of cccp
Do most of your countrymen hate my countrymen?
>>57516238
Lol, cant tell if banter or not, but either way the legitimacy of those maps is questionable. Eg france is self reported and different measurement techniques
I'm a dicklet tho (14cm) I wont lie but its pretty thick so its ok I guess
>>57516347
Nooo I don't banter usually far too fat and dumb for that I suppose
Do any really old Romanians miss communism? And what do the gypsies think about it
>>57516405
Lol even youngsters have a case of the ''communist was good guize I swear''. But the only people that truly miss that shit are the ones that were in the party or sucked party dick. Gypsy shenanigans weren't as tolerated so I doubt they'd miss it out of all people. And this is between us ok but I hope they all leave for UK and germoney D:
>>57516506
yeah bro I'll be sure not to tell anyone, that's a major secret
And I think you need to add Moldova, Macedonia, and Montenegro to your Craiova group so it will be easier for you three to unite with your people
>>57516585
m8 that's an awful lot of knowledge, how's Langley?
>>57516640
Who is Langley
That sounds like a baseball player
>>57516687
Langley is CIA :DDD
Nice dogo btw
>>57516785
Oh is he like your macedonian UDBA guy in balk who always tries to find people's social media?
>>57516822
>even knows about UDBA autist
So what branch of the CIA are you m8?
its time to post some photos from my city
>>57516939
Ohhh no bro I used to go in /balk/ all the time! Some people even knew my first name for awhile, then I got fired from my job and stopped posting for awhile
>>57516952
>>57516952
Nice church, patriarch would be proud
>>57516968
You that diaspora warehouse worker?
>>57516991
Do you live in the south or east?
>>57517038
Yeah that's me but I'm not diaspora! :DDDD I'm James, but they called me Yames Amerikanski!
But yeah I have never even been off this continent sadly but I will go there to the Balkans one day when I get enough money
>>57517040
central part
https://www.google.ru/maps/place/%D0%98%D0%B2%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE,+%D0%98%D0%B2%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%8F+%D0%BE%D0%B1%D0%BB./@57.0018689,40.9118948,12z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m2!3m1!1s0x414d1423afe9a7c3:0xe25ab9c4547ae2e?hl=en
>>57517102
Oh I thought you were bulgarian for some reason. You're welcome here anytime though, just dont get robbed :DDDD
>>57517126
well the Bulgars were the main people who would talk to me, but I did try to get along with everybody
and are you at work/school right now? What you doing
>>57517206
Nah m8 I'm full on neet. Shopping for some ps3 games for the past hour
>>57517258
well I'm going back to school to get my diploma starting next week, then probably going to become a massage therapist, and there's not a lot of dudes doing it so there's somewhat more of a want for guys
No homo
>>57517261
Thats an adorable cat bro
>>57517351
>massaging hot chicks for a living
Damn
>>57517439
Yes, hopefully milfs too which is my favorite, and where I'm planning on doing it, I think I'll do just fine on sexy ass patients, but yeah man have fun shopping I gotta sleep I haven't done it! Good day man
>>57517556
Dream of milfs laddy
Hello
>>57517771
privet
>>57517887
the fuck
>>57517964
Its a baby bat. I think its kinda cute
>>57518028
still it looks kinda derpish
>>57518398
I guess
>>57518650
>>57514134
RUBBETI RUB XDD
Bump
>>57514416
Sultan
>>57515373
China and Iran are valuable business partners and NK is a shithole literally nobody cares about.
