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ASEAN Integration when?
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pangumpisa
>>57512933
>>57513000
>48
Why do Malaysians marry so young?
>>57512997
>fb-tier memes
1st for Nabugturan, prode of Compostela Valley
>>57512997
Me on the right :3
>>57512997
Translation: If the Presidential candidates were Muslim
>>57513039
The age gets higher after each generation, my grandma for example got married when she was 15.
>>57513051
pride*
When will you plan to get married?
Me 25, I think.
>>57513108
I hate this question.
>>57513108
>will
do*
>>57513039
I think my mom and dad was 26 and 25 when they married. I guess we marry early just so we could fug.
>>57513108
Funny, i just got married three days ago
>>57513108
I'm 24, and btw 25 is too young, I'm gonna marry at 30-35 & have a 21-25 wife
>>57513108
Are you going to get 4 wives in one go?
>>57513105
make motorcycles great again
>>57513142
Post ur wife
>>57513108
when I get a stable jerb.
or
>I end up joining Brunei qt's church
>she's looking for a husband
>she can only marry inside the church
>she's committed sin so a lot of the guys in the church will avoid her
>she wants to live in the UK
>I can sponsor her
>her bro already likes me he even gave me a [Spoiler] hug [/Spoiler]
win win situation
>>57513119
>>57513108
remember, it's apparently too old after 30 :^)
The cute city of Lucena
>>57513105
>trumph
>>57513153
>picking up used good college girls instead of hs gf and marry her at 18
>>57513136
more like social and parents pressure
>>57513142
Why didn't you tell us? We could have celebrated.
>>57513142
Are you the arranged marriage Anon?
>>57513153
but anon, don't they say 30 is too late?
>>57513200
Cute city of Malolos-chan!
>>57513208
>>57513168
the point here is i'm a unique individual and i'm the only anon here who can travel here in mindanao from kidapawan to mati, from davao to gensan
i hope i can garner a lot of facebook likes from my travel
Did you play RO /asean/ ?
I'VE FALLEN FOR THE MEME
I'M ABOUT TO DO IT LADS
I'M ABOUT TO DROP DUCATS ON A MECHANICAL KEYBOARD
AN RGB KEYBOARD
HOLY SHIT
>>57513329
No, I played Runescape.
>>57513329
yes 2003
>>57513222
Might be. Mom lived with single grandma and Dad's parents are also Jawa.
>>57513254
Only for women. Even Muhammad(aged 54) married Aisha aged 6 & fugged her at 9
>>57513181
>>57513227
How?
>>57513248
Nope, not me
>>57513329
It was very popular during 2003-2006
>>57513408
They didn't fug.
REEEE
>>57513437
Wait, how old is she?
>>57513329
are you trying to make me cry?
>>57513437
Is that her? C-cute..
>how
By telling us here, dedicated a threat to (You) for escaping the forever alone zone forever.
>>57513254
>your body and brain fully develop at 40
>but your skin, lungs and female cunts start aged 20 years earlier
woman's quick span of appearance and fertility ruin mans dream
>>57513108
Before 28
>>57513518
22, Pretty young right?
>>57513539
Nice, But i totally forgot m8
if anyone of us getz dubz i you must post your dik.
>>57513650
Rate my pelucar gf, she has chink blood tho
>>57513785
Forgot pic
>>57513811
>simbahan clothes
>>57513811
Ummm...........
I don't want to be rude, but Ummm.........
>>57513108
karo sopo?
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Clubbin' with my pelucar gf
mmmbop dubidap dubidap dubidap mmbop
>>57513811
Saggy tits
>>57513899
POST DICK NOW!!!1
What the hell is a pelucar?
>>57513925
kontol
>>57513909
>>57513860
>>57513861
We broke up tho, and yeah I fugged her twice & too bad coz now she's fat lol
>>57513437
Not bad for your first wife. She looks like a tolerant/obedient wife
>>57513899
post your titi XDDD
>>57514002
>not bad for your first wife
What, so you mean there's going to be a 2nd, 3rd, etc? Sometimes, I envy muslim men.
>>57514048
Only if you can afford it.
>>57513769
BOY ABUNDA SPOTTED
>>57514078
Doesn't the King of Saudi have like umm dozens of wives?
Indonesia/Australia best-friend countries:when?
>>57514314
I'll be your friend!
>>57514314
So who's Australia and who's Indonesia in that picture?
>>57514348
>anime
>>57514359
>thinking it matters
>focusing on insignificant details
this is why Sillypenis will never be Aussie friend
Australia can never ASEAN. Not enough Indo clay.
/asean/ approved songs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti6n6TXoswI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1rV0GXBwcU
>>57514411
>Australia wanting to be ASEAN
>>57514472
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KGBJVkbUb-M
>>57514591
Is he singing in Indian or Malaysian?
>>57514644
He's singing in muslim, my friend.
>>57514683
So, Arab?
>>57514726
I guess so.
>>57514591
I'm scared, why is it so catchy?
why so /dead/
>>57515942
It's 7PM in SEA, South East Asians are eating
>>57516009
>>57516009
we always get aid from first worlder organization such as Australia Corp which is founded by british goverment
>>57516113
>>57516093
>>57516040
He doesn't mean what he says. If he doesn't shitpost the government has the authority to revoke his sick cunt permit
>>57516165
>they are poor and hungry so they might cant take a joke!
thats why fuck you forst worlder!
>>57516251
>so they might cant take a joke
>>57516093
delet this
>>57516113
you're welcome
>>57516165
>telling foreigners our government secrets
https://report.acorn.gov.au/
>>57516315
you is cannot just shit there and correct are grammar you racist first worlders
>>57516476
wkwkwkwkwk
>>57513989
Proof or GTFO
>>57516476
baito desu ka?
AUSTRALIA GO TO SLEEP
REEEE
>>57516669
Your trips summons the demon
>>57516700
your dubs did it doe
>>57516009
>buying food
we hunt and plant our foods
>>57516948
nice and comfy life desu
anyway I'm only joking, just posting guaranteed replied post to wake up /asean/
>>57516093
ty for delet
>>57517159
No problemo mi amigo
>>57514472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzv-vXFptcg
>like Philippines more than any other ASEAN country
>respect Philippines as a country and Pinoys
>have interest in the country/history/culture etc
>know many Pinoys and they've all been nice people
>visit /asean/
>less and less respect for the Philippines everyday
>no interest at all in their "culture"
>no longer want to talk to or meet Pinoys
where did it all go so wrong /asean/
Only <5% of the pinoy posts are even worth reading
>>57512997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vght2S3xrok
>>57517272
Is he Indonesian?
>>57517272
>placing naked ladies in my video will make me seem cool and appealing
it's not working desu senpai
what language is this btw?
>>57517312
liked & subscribed
>>57517312
what's so about them?
>>57517362
>>57517366
Japanese song
>>57517312
good post my friend
We were WEEABOOS before it was cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-RogcZ_VGE
It's English, everyone can understand
>>57517366
sounds like nippon
>>57517374
>me3
want to help me be race-traitor?
>>57517415
so nostalgic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWtrkp0IUFs
Chill song
>>57517501
NOICE
O
I
C
E
Mahal kita kahit 'di mo alam
>>57517312
upvoted give this man a reddit gold
>>57517501
haha, nice
>>57517488
You have to treat me dinner first!
Goddamn that was depressing
>>57517592
>me2
what happens at 0?
>like Asutralia more than any other Anglo country
>respect Asutralia as a country and Bogans
>have interest in emus/kangaroos/banters etc
>know many Asutralians and they've all been nice cunts
>visit /ausean/
>less and less respect for the Asutralia everyday
>no interest at all in their banter """""culture"""""
>no longer want to talk to or meet disgusting sex tourists
where did it all go wrong /asean/
Only <1% of the bogan posts are even worth reading
>>57517626
I like his Zelda doujin. Butcha-U is better desu
>>57517649
>where did it all go wrong /asean/
here:
>visit /ausean/
>>57517592
duude
>>57517649
>>57517312
Don't worry, there's a rainbow always after the rain >>57517502
>>57517649
>still mentioning that chaos general
>>57517592
She needs some BBC, at least 2
>57517716
>nobody gives you (You)
>give yourself (You)
>>57517755
No, she needs loving bf who will care for her and teach her to love herself
Then make her a filthy slut in the bedroom
Is it safe now to make /ausean/?
Let's reborn that thread.
>>57517833
>make /ausean/
>>57517644
Anything can happen ;)
>>57517755
Rude
>>57517900
>you will never be her
>>57517951
>11 (You)s
all (Me)
>>57517374
>>57517592
>>57517900
stop posting my photos on 4chan you creep
If dubs, Paimin will post his penis again
>>57518074
Paimin is kill :-(((
>>57518074
Nobody wants to see a SE Asian micropenis
>>57518120
If dubs, you must post your penis
>>57518074
hehehe
>>57518137
there must be asians with big dick though, right?
does every SEA here have small dick?
make /asean/ great again
we should end the long waiting game. we should atc asap. right here, right now.
resurrect Dabido-kun and bring Norcuck back to jail.
>>57518198
We Asians dont care much or talk much about dick size, we focus on women's boobs & asses, Westerners are too insecure because their women are sluts who "demand" big dicks, Asian women on the other hand don't care much about dicks they rather care about the man's financial qualities & what future she can have with that person.
>>57518260
lyk dis if u cri evrytim
Anyone else play futsal at least once a month here ?
>>57518260
RIP Dabido-kun
>>57518359
Used to, but got bored.
>>57518198
15cm only but I'm proud of my 5.1x cm girth
>>57518390
Try being a striker or goalkeeper
>>57518491
Nah, I moved on to casual field football with my office-mates
>>57518359
is that the one like volleyball but with feet?
>>57518588
That's sepaktakraw
>>57517312
shared on my fb wall
One legit reason not to vote Roxas: Korina Sanchez as first lady
>>57518948
Why are you still bothering with this if Grace Poe will obviously win?
>>57518948
Don't start another tagalog/bisaya civil war
>flip politics
>>57519064
I think you scared them away, good job.
Is the tv show Vikings worth the watch?
>>57512997
Man you seaniggers need to team up and invade China. Annex all their shit
I propose a /flipp/ thread in /pol/ for those who are interested in intelligent discussion of Philippine politics.
>>57519548
>intelligent discussion
>Philippine politics
>/pol/
g-guys how do i know if a girls likes me?
its been 2 weeks and this girl from uni has looking and smiling at me. is she judging at me or is she happy to see me?
Can someone lend me RM 1,362.00 please?
>>57519708
did you owe the loan shark faggot?
>>57519708
sent
>>57519708
Did you borrow from the Indians on motorbike again?
>>57519690
Just bee yourself!
Seriously though, approach her and become her friend.
>>57519548
>intelligent discussion
>Philippine politics
>/pol/
>>57519708
how much is that in real dollary-doos?
>>57519778
>>57519780
>>57519843
>>57519886
http://www.lazada.com.my/sony-playstation-4-500gb-ps4-sea-official-warranty-black-500761.html
24% cut lads, TWENTY FOUR PERCENT.
>>57519843
>borrowing anything from indians
>motorbike so cheap you need loan
wat
>>57519941
you want it you earn it
no borrowing
git a job lol
>>57520013
>git a job lol
I did but I start in a fortnight, the 24% might be back to 10% or something by the time I get paid.
>>57519945
In Philippines you get Indian money lenders in motorbikes that charge a huge amount of interest. Usually when they need to collect debt from someone, people in debt would hide because you can hear them coming in their bikes.
>>57519941
24% chance that it will not work
>>57512997
I just slipped on my /pol/ vision glasses and I'm starting to get nervous.
We all know dutdut can't possibly eradicate the crime problem within 3 months let alone 6. He did promise that he wouldn't resort to martial law but he refused to comment about commies.
It's not gonna be martial law alright.
It's gonna be a full commie revolution.
Start stocking up on supplies, fellow flipbros
>>57520074
*on their bikes
>>57520074
i thought chi*ks controls the money lending business in flip
>>57520169
Maybe just like here, Indians are just the muscle for the Chinks.
>>57520088
>>57520123
dubs confirmed mate Deal with it
>>57520074
Or you can smell them from a mile away :DD
>buy something from a store
>not enough for change
>vendor asks the indian if he can replace my money with smaller bills
>takes out a wad from his chest pocket
>gives it to me
The bills smelled like absolute shit
>>57520114
Go to /flipp/ on /pol/
>>57520123
That's ok. It has warranty. Go for it.
Just found my lost cat while i was practicing my archery skill
hopefully he will stay alive at least for another day
;_;
>>57520074
There are Indians in the Phil?
>>57520169
Chinks for either stores or drug distribution
Indians are the loansharks
>>57520243
Cool. A moving target practice!
>>57520234
for pajeets if its paper you can wipe
>>57520245
you didn't know that? even I know that
Also, Flips are some of the most racist towards Indians that I've ever met, all of them
>>57520374
Blake is Indian?
>>57520300
he barely moving
was looking for him for almost 2 day
poor creature
>>57520245
Yes, a lot of them are migrating there. I was surprised to see an Indian immigrant family in Manila airport.
>>57520243
Oh no, is the cat in a bad state? :(
>>57520169
Chink are usually in the business class, pajeets just like to prey on stupid poorfags.
>>57520234
lmao
>>57520374
I know Singapore and Malaysia have a lot of Indians but I thought due to geography Flips would be more similar to us. Indians are relatively rare in comparison here.
>>57520401
>be minority
>be racist
>nobody cares because it's not muh white privilege
minorities are the racist people I've known
>>57520410
What happened?
>>57520471
But Flips are the majority.
>>57520455
>100 million people
>rare
that's still a lot of Indians
>>57520471
>be minority
>get away with racism because it's okay when we do it
kwikwikwikwi
>>57520495
think either some stranger pick him up and drop him far away from my house
or
he got lost
there's no bite or scare wounds
>>57520499
Not in Australia
I never met people with such hatred for Indians as the Flips I've known here
>>57520567
Where are you pulling those numbers from?
>>57520374
>We call Indians "bumbay" from the word "Bombay"
>celebrities can mock any countries accent and get away with it
Indian stereotypes are:
>likes to offer 5-6 lending. 20% interest.
>smells awful
>motorcycles
>bad businessmen
>>57520579
I thought cats are smarter than that.
>>57520629
Philippines population pham
What I mean is that "rare" in a country of 100 million is still a fuck tonne
>>57520693
which is why i think he was being dropped/left far away from my house since it took him almost 2 day to reach here.
>>57519941
Thats like standard price for PS4 in here
I think Filipinos naturally hate Indians because of the fact that they tend to be really brown, Filipinos like light skinned people. If you get Nigerians to move to Philippines you will probably get the Katipunan (KKK) lynching them.
Flips are dark in the outside, white in the inside like Chocolate with coconut.
>>57520697
I didn't say that they are rare in the Philippines, I said they are rare here. What I did say was that I "thought" they were rare there, which now I know is wrong.
>>57520649
do they also cut lines?
or some other typical indian stereotypes?
>>57520785
Why would he be in a bad shape though? Aren't cats able to fend for themselves?
>>57520812
wiki says there are only 150,000 of them here
>>57520817
>>57520860
he's still a teenage cat
also it was raining yesterday night
>>57520812
np pham, where do you live? I thought there would be a lot of Indians there also considering there are 1.25B Indians
>>57520798
>in here
You don't need to say in, you can just say here.
>>57520811
No
>>57520843
No. Indians are not that numerous here. I think I only saw less than 100 indians in my lifetime. They're few but remarkable.
>never seen an Indian qt
>>57520898
seems like I've already met 1/1000 of them kek
Glory to Arstotzka.
>>57520932
Indonesia? I don't know the exact numbers but according to wiki there only about 120,000 indians here in 2012.
>>57521056
Nice
>>57521062
>120k
>meanwhile malaysia has millions
damn, why are we truly asia
>>57521056
Finally, a poster from Vietnam
>>57521138
because the UK doesn't give a fuck about locals
>>57521056
commie piece of schmidt
>>57520898
>only 150,000
>>57521062
>only about 120,000
>only
wewlad
is asean suffering of el nino too?
>mfw its been raining for three days
>>57521462
>It's no raining for long time.
....
>>57521605
Cheer up friend
>>57521605
>Worst Korea want to destroy this
>>57521776
autocratic cunts are best i mean look at the south
Do you like to eat steak sandwiches?
>>57521605
Cheer up
>>57521870
the eyes of those women lel
>>57522046
I'm too poor for that.
>>57522070
>>57522091
so cute
>>57522046
>well done steak
Pleb detected
>>57522155
You should learn to cook, there's so many delicious things you could cook and eat
>>57522046
no cause waste of money
but i enjoy cooking them for people at work cause i knows its delicious
I just invited my friend here from facebook /asean/ you guys should behave
>>57522206
>falling to the eating rare steak meme
>>57522323
Faggot
>>57522323
I'm gonna ask him to post pics of you<3
>>57522332
>i,plying it's a meme
I don't like rare tho, medium is best, well done cooking is just way to waste meat quality
>>57522284
They said they're too poor for Steak, not that they can't cook desu
>>57522155
sorry to hear pham, at least Indon has lots of cheap street vendors
>>57522407
>>57522464
no anime de ok?
>>57522377
He already posted it, pict related.
>>57522523
lmao Allen Severino
can aseans grow a moustache like this?
>>57522702
moustache looks creepy without a beard
>>57522702
the derrorists can. ask malaysia and indonesia.
>>57522702
Are you a pedo?
>>57522702
If I grow my moustache, it will be like confucius's moustache. So I shave it.
>>57522794
but if I style it girls give many compliments
>>57522810
sure, why not
>>57522834
so there's not enough hair? that pic is about 5 weeks growth
>>57522885
>>57522702
you look like that guy?
http://villains.wikia.com/wiki/Donny_(Ted)
>>57522885
how do you style it?
>>57522885
Yeah, and even so it will be like pict related though it should take maybe a year.
>>57523047
Nope not at all, I don't have moustache anymore though. Full trimmed beard now
I've been compared to Orlando Bloom the most of any celebreties
>implying I'm going to post a full facial picture on /asean/ to be added to the collection
>>57523172
post your nose
>>57523095
Grow it a bit longer then wax the sides to turn upwards, but I prefer just full beard.
>>57523101
>tfw my indo friends can't grow beard
:'(
Soon facial hair will not be so popular, take solace in that fact friend
>>57523248
>Indo friends
He's a chink
>>57523392
I don't have any SEA friends irl
I don't mean to be rude but all the SEA I've met are too pathetic and beta to be my friend
There are definitely Indo who are cool people, I think most of them don't move to Australia though
Maybe cool Indog from /asean/ can move here and live in my house for cheap and clean my house for me
>>57523248
It feels weird having beard and moustache though, so it's an okay.
>>57523549
If I was indog I wouldnt grow my beard, it seems like facial hair is frowned upon in SEA if you're local
Sino nga yung Senatoriable na uubusin daw mga NPA at terrorista?
Someone posted a link to his interview a day or two ago.
Here we go again.
>>57523507
Ask Blake. He has cool indo people in his house.
>>57523652
Nah, beard is pretty common here unless you are chink. They rarely has that.
>>57512997
is mongolia in sea :D?
>>57523797
>removing NPA and terrorists forever
Lel, you can't do that. You need to improve the economic conditions for the average pinoy and change our attitudes when it comes to religion on both side, start trusting each other again. Basically, remove the reason why they are like this in the first place.
It's the same with crime, if you ask a criminologist if killing criminals help, he will laugh at you. And say "the only way to remove crime is to decriminalise everything".
>>57523936
East Asia
>>57523936
Mongolia is part of the steppe masterrace
>>57523936
No but she is wkwkwkwk
>>57523936
Is Ukraine in the Russian Federation :D?
>>57524480
too soon dood, too soon...
here guys
how old are you? I'm 19
>>57524884
18
8
>>57523101
Chink
>>57526114
go sleep :)
>>57512997
cunts
I wish memenose would wear a hijab like good girl Ilani
and read the Holy Quran and be submissive to husbando (me)
>>57527123
Congrats, you're the first one who successfully unhijabbed her
Help me /asean/,
I'm a "native" tagalog speaker, but I lost most of my fluency when I moved to the US. Where do I start if I want to learn more of it again?
I speak tagalog daily with my parents, but I can't speak it with my friends for fear of them learning that I'm actually shit at it.
>>57527370
speak English instead, FilAm.
>>57527465
The Queen's Language is fine and all, but it's rather sad knowing you're slowly losing your grasp on your mother tongue, isn't it?
>>57527370
Have you tried watching Filipino movies? There are plenty of good indie movies out there if you do a little bit of digging. Also, have you tried reading novels in Filipino?These things can be a great starting point.
>>57527595
Not him but I lost my mother tongue. I cannot speak Chinese or read the runes. The only semblance of being Chinese left in me is the very little about the culture I know and Buddhism.
>>57513769
roll
>>57513861
nofacevalue/10
>those braces
