Late Night with Johnny Foreigner edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keiuXB3dJ0E
>leaf
>nonce
terrible start
>>57504366
having a think
4th for /lat/
ummmmmmmm leftists???????
Quite enjoyed that /Anglo/ thread tbf lads, might have to start making them when it's late in the UK more often
who takes over when queen elizabeth dies?
ahhh, yes, very impressive
dont mind me just assassinating hillary clinton haha
Maisie
Also Sophie, the coalburning whore
>>57504472
based charles
>>57504488
PROOFS FOR YOUR CLAIMS ARE NECESSARY
>>57504472
JUSTin True Dough
>>57504480
The poles are at it again it seems
>Liking traps is gay and degenerate
>>57504472
Charles. Then William and Catherine.
we won
>>57504499
what's he most known for?
>>57504480
Dunno what the difference between a death camp and concentration camp is
If anything death camp sounds even worse
>>57504499
insha'allah
>>57504541
having his ex wife killed for shagging a paki
>>57497868
top thread
>>57504559
based
Ordering a jacket online
>>57504538
and now you lose
cleaned up my FB and got Tinder
my slavery to the memes is assured
>posting from my phone using a Bluetooth keyboard and mouse
Very comfy
>>57504547
death camp - an endless conveyor belt of jews and other undesirables being gassed by the millions
concentration camp - forced labour camps
just absolutely SLAMMED a 3mg melatonin lads
>>57504582
fug D::D:D
>>57504609
don't forget how they made lampshades and crochet out of human skin or how they bathed in babies blood and human soap
>>57504618
fun fact: i created this gimmick
>>57504618
Don't forget to wash it down with a glass of milk.
>>57504577
make sure to check thge size
Might do a sleep lads
g'ni'
>kind of hungry but drank like 9 beers and my stomach hurts
ah yes
>>57504698
Medium to large for me
>>57504816
why post this
>>57504801
get extra large then
you'll grow into it
*kisses you tenderly*
fuckin aussie bender needs to leave right now
got bullied on the group chat
Faggots
>>57504926
Ughhh.....could you not??
>>57504946
good post
>>57504946
K bye xo
Just end it right now lads
>>57505052
I just spend most of my time daydreaming and fantasising
>>57505025
>>57504926
>ywn bend an aussie qt over a table
>>57505103
Fantasising about what
>>57505224
a better life
>>57505229
>>57505224
My fantasy is to go on a roadtrip across America with some foreign friends, show them the majesty of my homeland. Hopefully without getting murdered by apes.
a man, a plan, a financial regulatory structure highly permissive of aggressive tax evasion by the global elite: Panama
>>57505224
a qt bf
>>57505277
America is so vast and beautiful
Wish I could do a roadtrip with my mates
>>57505341
What's stopping you? Don't you get half the year off?
well good morning
sun isn't out
>>57505360
>with my mates
>>57505386
bit warm tho
>women
>>57505399
sweating 2bh
actually going to shower again before I leavedespite doing so just before going to bed
>that tfw when will never live in a rainy, dreary english village
>>57505427
do you play guitar?
>>57505395
Oh I see the problem
>>57505443
>asking personal questions
How can I be both shivering and sweating
>>57505417
I always shower in the morning, helps you wake up and feel fresh throughout the day.
>>57505477
fever lad
>>57505468
just wondering lad
do you?
>>57505479
yeah me too but wanted to shave balls last night and didn't want to do it dreary eyes in the morning
>>57505477
You're evolving.. not in the traditional sense, in the pokemon sense. In a minute you'll be something new.
What is it called when you have all of these combined at once and it feels awful
Feeling cold, feeling nauseous, and needing to do an insane shit at the same time
AHHHH THE FRENCHS
vardy
fuck off french fries
>>57505506
post balls
>>57505512
insanity
>>57505479
showering in the mornings is for pussies. i live about 30 minutes drive from where i work and i start at 9. i wake up at 8.20, brush my teeth and pour a glass of orange juice to drink in the car
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA
>>57505416
they're really stupid but how do you actually open a coconut?
>>57505512
food poisoning?
could be a few things.
>>57505539
>>57505561
What's the fucking point of brushing your teeth if you are going to drink orange juice right after?
That shit's like corrosive acid.
>>57505565
nah, I get them in the morning sometimes
I have to lie on my bed in pain for a few minutes till it passes
it's not that intense but feels horrible
>>57505561
If you had to step outside into 34C~ heat you might shower more frequently.
>>57505570
wew
>>57505604
go to your GP lad
>>57505565
>food poisoning
>>57505592
drink that shit with a straw to take it straight to the back of your mouth
>>57505645
Cooking with jack?
>>57505658
Holy shit your a genius
Imagine having a wife and kids lads
>>57505674
yes
Feel really sorry for that 46 year old Swede living alone with his cat
>>57505693
Having a dog is bad enough.
I'd probably off myself.
>>57505700
Wtf is that
>>57505693
got it on dvd innit aha x
>>57505693
imagine all the people lads
>>57505693
trigger warning
I've been lonely for so long I'm stating to romanticise being a cute girl, I really need to get out of here, fuck this
>>57505726
General Tso's Chicken I think
>>57505781
Why does it stick like that
you may saaaaaaay im a racist
but i'm not the only one
one daaaaaaaay we will rise up
and the pakis will be gone
>>57505800
Cornstarch
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-Newtonian_fluid
hello boys xx
>>57505813
i liked your post
>>57505813
MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE TRAMPLING AT THE ZOO
>>57505951
hi thailad
>>57505963
hello
>>57505961
hitler was one of the greatest humans to ever live, his story is nothing short of amazing. one minute youre some poor failed painter the next youre at the helm of the german reich and a hero of your people.
>>57505976
i pray every day that you contract food poisoning or some other sort of calamity befalls you
>>57506022
why
thinking about how water seas on another planet could be an entirely different colour
>>57505901
hey limey
Imagine there's no EU
It's easy if you try
No brussels below us
Above us only Nige
Imagine all the people
we'd make go away...
oo ooooo
>>57506042
i dont really i just wanted to make an edgy post soz lad
Does anyone else get hard when they see Kit or Richard Madden? Fuck Maisie and Sophie 2bh
>>57506186
you gay?
>>57506176
that's okay, have a nice day
how do people get good at art?
I read books a lot and make small simple drawing but they are just doodles
I think my motor control is not good enough for anything high quality
hmmmm
how am I going to put all these podcasts on my phone without them being included in my music
>morality doesnt exist
>but we need to save the environment
>>57506219
No lad. It's just that such strapping examples of English youth get me aroused. Though I think Richard is Scottish, but nobody is perfect
>>57504410
>jorge
>God doesn't exist
>but all humans are equal
Lads what do you take in hand luggage on a plane
even with my laptop it feels almost empty, feel like im forgetting something
doing a sarapost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HHBJZZpfwE
just got smashed by the danes on eu4 lads
>>57506335
>>57506335
>>57506335
New /anglo/ thread lads
>>57506424
/anglo/ is a jewish trick to get us to accept yanks in our midst
>>57506440
this 2bh
>>57506424
>no see land
haha
>>57506440
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SCRATCHING POSTS
imagine seeing a dinosaur irl
would be really scary
nuts that they used to be all over
r8 my joint
>>57506518
all me
DONT TALK TO ME OR MY WIFES SON EVER AGAIN
>>57506518
we might be lizard people right now if that gay asteroid didnt hit
>>57506628
>we
>>57506533
massive roach
Mr thorax
guys i'm pretty sure we're aliens. that's why we're so smart. we're like alien half breeds or something.
Just saw this on the BBC news channel lads
>new Zealand 28% corporation tax
>Australia 30% corporation tax
>USA 35% corporation tax
>UK currently 20% corporation tax and going down to 17% in the next year
>>57506673
aliens probably visited, raped some monkeys, then declared earth too uncivilized to conquer
>>57506652
ye they're prerolled. suppose I could cut them
>>57506673
white people's circadian rhythm doesn't match the Earth's rotation but it does match Mars'
>>57506628
there's a book about this
>>57506712
what the fuck are we doing with all that tax money then? we dont have as many public services as you guys
hi there im a 24 year old otaku
>>57506712
and they're also highly subsidised in the US
>>57506761
we have a trillion+ dollar military budget
>>57506761
The idea is companies avoid as much tax as possible normally so tighten up the loopholes and try and get them to actually pay like 20% rather than tell them to pay 35% and then end up paying like 5% by dodging tax
>>57506761
this
i can't stop comparing myself it others
im so jealous of all these child prodigies and gifted kids with high iq that breeze through school physics and math and chemistry
it hurts even more than looking at male models
>>57506870
Just be yourself
>>57506870
do the best you can with the hand your dealt, m8
youre beating yourself up over nothing
>>57506761
I think the USA actually spends a higher proportion of GDP on healthcare than we do
Plus higher military spending
going to.....
bye lads
Doing a read
>"Their appearance was as grotesque as their croaking chorus; they were as varied and individual as the capricious laws of the demons could create. Somewhere in Hell, a veritable army of lesser demons had their way with the endless flood of souls as they entered the realm. Legless, headless, corkscrewed, folded, torn, and pierced, each soul wore but the thinnest mask of mankind."
>>57506937
going to where? you're killing me
>>57506954
the airport
>>57506905
this chart is 2009, but I highly doubt that
>>57506968
where are you going
>>57506968
ta ra safe trip
Sent from my iPost
>>57506992
http://data.worldbank.org/indicator/SH.XPD.TOTL.ZS
Numbers are percentage of GDP kek you spend a much higher percentage
2009 is probably way outdated as we had a different government is without the current focus on austerity
>>57507095
Why healthcare expenditure/GDP and not healthcare expenditure/federal revenue?
utterly knackered right now
need a rub down
need a good gimmick team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY
>work in Sydney CBD
>install happn
>just click on everyone
>get 3 matches over like 2 weeks
>2 are ugly and the 3rd doesn't respond
just did a dark brown floater for the first time in years desu
thinking about buying a wiiu with my neetbux mmm
>>57507291
Just installed this, never heard of it before.
>>57507593
its a good system
better than the other two considering I have a good PC already
>>57504325
lads, i'm just looking for this man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1cRGVaJF7Y
>>57507653
Eggs have gotten quite a bad rap lately you know
>>57507691
for plebs prolly, don't care doe, eggs in the morning keeps me going well into the afternoon
I just want to reee in peace, is that too much to ask
>>57507799
Yes.
>>57507799
got you covered
c'mon little guy just step inside and it will all be ok
im just too cool for this website nowadays
>>57507892
teach me your ways senpai
might attempt a sleep
I'm too sexy for this website
too sexy for this website
so sexy it hurts
>>57507910
not something you can teach
besides, you just wouldnt "get it"
tough luck kid but thats simply the way the world spins
>>57507982
you don't seem to sound all that cool to me desu
>>57508016
>you just wouldnt "get it"
heh, point proven kid
>>57508050
damn!
>64 Per Cent Of Dutch Referendum Voters Reject EU, 32 Per Cent Turnout
>Voters in the Netherlands referendum have overwhelmingly rejected the expansionist European Union (EU) in a referendum held today, though at the time of going to publish, concerns are raging about the low turnout in the plebiscite.
>Saw an infograph the other day which said that the largest immigration we get is actually from China and Pakistan is like 10th highest or something. And we get far more Americans and Australians than pakis too.
Then why are there so many pakis about and very few chinese?
is there weed in Britain and more importantly [spoiler]do people smoke it[/spoiler]
>>57508132
they all came like a decade ago
in 5 years it will be chinamen everywhere
how do you deal with anxiety /brit/?
>>57508166
Now I can finally get a chinese gf
>>57508278
they are awful though
even the pretty ones are controlling and brutal as fuck
>>57508314
At least she wont cuck me with tyrone
>>57508337
she might, they do anything to manipulate men
just woke up fresh and early
how do you lads like my new ride
only $30k down but the dealer said he gave me a great bargain
alri
ah yes, very impressive
>>57508311
pretzels are a shitty snack
>toothing at 26
Just when i think life couldnt get any more memey
>>57507876
looks comfy desu
>>57508475
cum in my mouth you fucking faggot
Flights not for 3 hours hmm....
>>57507014
Why are you awake
>>57507000
Nihon
>>57508541
err
>>57508475
>that padlock
>>57508197
just being myself
hahahaha
nah I chew gum
>>57508560
what you doing there lad? just having a sesh?
>>57508594
Meeting the gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irfd74z52Cw
lads there is hope for you yet (in china)
>>57508605
I'm 26 would gladly marry one of this women.
The reason they're unmarried is probably because they're too picky tho.
Snogging a guy feels better than snogging girls. Prove me wrong
>>57508661
no reason to settle for some chinese NEET if you could do better though
>>57508687
I'm a white manager at JJB
>>57508605
>all these parents bantering off their daughters on tv
top kek
Hope there's a plane crash and that fucking nonce is gone forever
>>57508675
do you ever bully english lads by kissing them?
>>57508560
dunno felt a bit weird couldnt sleep
might be coming down with a cold or something
>>57508728
Real edgy
Is that a grime lyric?
>>57508714
they are right though
after 25ish women enter rapid decline
off to the marriage market lads wish me luck
>>57508742
No, would you like to experiment?
>>57508880
well i do but i also want to resist
what do?
>Boss says I shouldn't be looking for a promotion just because I want more money
Ah yes because earning money isn't the entire point of working. I love working, I'd do it for free if I could!
>>57508675
I'm afraid I have no supporting evidence one way or the other.
>>57508904
You can resist, that makes it more enjoyable for me(you)
>>57508971
>>57508880
>>57508675
Get him janny
might go see a film on my lonesome this weekend
>>57508971
need this irl tbqh
the gifs put me off tho ngl
>>57508872
Where is the english marriage market?
>>57509024
Gerrards street la
babby might be ill
>>57509062
Idjit
>>57509085
his throat feels a bit off and he just got a burst of heat as if babby has a fever coming on
>>57509128
My throat feels a tad off too desu
morning lads
dreamt of her again this morning
lots of unicucking to do today
might have a wank before I start my day
>>57509164
that wont do seeing as youre going away
wont do for me either as somewhat behind on work
>>57509208
Weak cunt
>>57509164
I have something to remedy that, you need to close your eyes though and suck it out of a warm tube
summoning bizzaro Thailad
>>57509251
Please refrain from replying to me
>the ausgaylian is back
stop it with this queer homoposting please
>>57509225
:(
going to try and have a nap now, at the stage where must be averaging 600 words a day or ive had it
have a good trip, talk to ye agen, bye
>>57509262
Oh.. :(
>watching movie
>it's another "the good guys are actually the bad guys" episode
Most overused plot device of all time.
>>57509302
That's child's play iah
Night night slep tite
>>57509251
more hairy and bigger lads
scratches my itch to be dommed ngl
>bus due at 7:37
>see it parked at stop down road
>plenty of time
>pulls away at 7:35
Why is this allowed
>does a drive by on the line of swedes waiting at the bus stop while laughing insanely
does anyone else wake up with their willy hard every single morning without exception? Haven't woken up without a hard willy since I was 12 desu
>>57509414
yeah
