What do women feel like?
Are they soft? I bet they're soft
like a bag of salty coins
milky sand
bags of salty milk
>>57504151
They're soft, and their skin is so smooth, because they use lotions and things. Boobs feel exactly like you imagine they do, just bags of fatty tissue. A vagina feels like the underside of your tongue, if you've ever stuck your finger in your mouth and felt the soft part underneath.
An ass feel like thighs kind of, the same kinda soft tissue, but can be more fat or muscle depending on the girl.
They smell good because of the shampoos and body washes they use, as well as perfumes.
Their hair is soft, because it's so long they have to take good care of it.
Ask away. I've had sex with a girl and can tell you what you've always wanted to know
>>57504245
>>57504151
cinky salts and moints
soft and jittery
>>57504245
This pretty much.
Sometimes they will have a little hair here and there though, not totally smooth, but it's very bristly short, and that's probably because they shave rather than wax.
>>57504405
Yeah, my girl was a shaver, and when I ate her out I could feel it starting to come in a little. Which is totally fine. Only a virgin would complain about some hair on the pussy.
Even the legs aren't always 100% smooth but that's because women are human like everyone else
Also, for virgins. Pussy tastes really good. My girl tasted amazing, but she was fresh out of the shower too though. Some taste different or smell different, but in general pussy tastes and feels amazing
>>57504245
>A vagina feels like the underside of your tongue, if you've ever stuck your finger in your mouth and felt the soft part underneath.
Wow it's true
Fuck that's pretty spot on
>>57504245
>>57504405
>>57504490
Sounds underwhelming
>inb4 "penis would suit you better"
>>57504548
To be honest, I think a blowjob feels better than vagina. But this girl did give amazing head, so maybe not all are that good.
Never been in an asshole yet, so I can't say how that feels
>>57504548
Climaxing and cumming deep inside a moaning, bare naked girl is one of the best feelings in the world. Trust me on this, it's not something you want to miss out on.
>>57504548
>Sounds underwhelming
They're just people lmao.
>>57504599
>Putting your benis somewhere where waste comes out of
Gross af
>>57504610
>Trust me on this, it's not something you want to miss out on.
You don't say...
>>57504151
like a bag of sand.
>>57504626
It's the same as the pussy.
Sure they piss out of the urethra, but it's close enough to the vagina.
If she shit before and showered and everything, then it's no big deal. I've licked asshole, just never did anal before
Soft skin, but their tits actually do feel like bags of sand, no joke, nothing special really.
>>57504679
Not really, not sand. Bags of fat, really. Just fatty tissue in sacs. That's what tits are.
Sand is too dense to properly describe how a tit feels
>>57504599
I generally agree but there's nothing like seeing her eyes begging for you to keep going or a nice ass bouncing off your waist
>>57504679
>>57504702
Just felt like flesh to me. Tits have always been underwhelming with any girl I've been with. Better to look at than anything else.
>>57504729
Yeah, I'm not a tit guy at all. My girl had pretty small tits though, which I prefer anyway
Ass is where it's at, and I could feel up an ass all day and never get tired
>>57504702
Maybe the girl I was with had implants then... fuck it doesn't matter, I'll die alone anyways
>>57504768
I just never understood the "bags of sand" thing. Has anyone felt a bad of sand? That shit is heavy and dense as fuck. If you got hit in the head by a bag of sand it would fucking hurt!
Tits are squishy and soft, like water in a bag more like
>>57504648
>It's the same as the pussy.
>Sure they piss out of the urethra, but it's close enough to the vagina.
Not really the same.
The anus is not self-lubricating, the vagina is.
The anus does not really stretch, the vagina does.
>>57504245
>you will NEVER EVER experience this irl
>>57504245
>it's so long they have to take good care of it.
It's not because of the length, but because of the strain they put on their hair with constant dyeing, straightening and other stuff
>>57504865
I thought I was doomed. I was almost 26 but it happened. And I was with a girl that let me do literally anything I wanted with her.
It's never too late
i have fucking hickeys on my neck
they're nice to give but annoying to get when you're left with marks
![40-year-old-virgin-15-1439899626[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/1DpUyfO.gif "40-year-old-virgin-15-1439899626[1].gif")
>>57504811
>I just never understood the "bags of sand" thing
It is a meme from a movie
''the 40 year old virgin''
he was having a discussion with his job buddies and he got busted
>>57504882
True. But I've never been with a girl that dyed hers. She just had really long hair and had to take really good care of it. So she always shampoo'd it and brushed it and it was always so soft and smelled so good
>>57504904
>>>/out/
normies are not allowed here
>tfw hairy gf
>>57504955
there are more normies ITT than there are virgins, lad
it's really not a big thing, doesn't even always take good looks or confidence, those just help boost your chances. really it just happens when it happens
>>57504245
>Ask away. I've had sex with a girl
Dude, make an AMA thread on reddit like NOW!
>>57505014
unironically kill yourself
>>57505044
why would I do that when I've got someone to live for?
Coming inside a fit and moaning teenage girl is the best feeling I've ever had but it's still not worth the hassle
Please don't REEEEE at me, I'm a loser too
>>57505044
He's being honest though.
For me it just kinda happened. First I met a girl online and we started talking and kept talking and eventually met in person and just fucked, it was totally natural.
The other girls I've been with have been at parties and stuff. Just gotta get out and do things socially and it's almost impossible not to lose your virginity
>>57505014
>really it just happens when it happens
Doesn't work like that for autists.
>>57505158
yes it does, unless you're completely repulsive
>be kv
>read this thread
>>57505158
I'm nothing special. I just happened to be in the right place at the right time.
Some coworkers were having a get-together with alcohol, I was drunk, she was drunk, and we fucked. She wanted me and I didn't even realize it before
I could have been a permavirgin autist and I still would have gotten laid that night. It can work for anyone
>>57505263
>>57505266
Of course it's nothing special when you have a fully functional social co-processor in your brain. Autists have to process social interactions in super slow and ineffective emulation mode, like rendering a game without a GPU.
>>57505299
I have also felt, played with and sucked feet.
Literally all this happened the same night. Felt tits, ate pussy, sucked toes, blowjob and penis in vagina.
All happened the same night. All it takes is one lucky night and every dream you have will come true for a couple of hours
I had sex with my girlfriend today
We lost our virginities to each other a while ago
ask away
>>57505203
how would you know?
when you are completely unable to keep a conversation and have no friends so you have no way of meeting women how exactly is it supposed to "just happen"
>>57505451
How is not having sex a problem in that situation though?
Saddest thing about kissless virgins in 4chan is that you guys don't know you're not missing out on anything special yet you make it out to be the biggest issue in your life
>>57505733
But to be honest, once you've had it you just want it more.
Me and my girlfriend broke up and I may never have another again. But I want to feel a girl's kisses so much
>>57505733
it's a symptom of a greater problem
one of the "milestones" you'll never reach
>>57505733
>don't know you're not missing out on anything special yet you make it out to be the biggest issue in your life
You want what you can't have. It's nothing special when you have regular sex, it may even get boring. When you have nothing, your brain may make you feel like it's the most important thing in the world.
>>57505841
I guess not a lot of time has passed since the break up? I get that you crave for the feeling of validation you get when someone agrees to be physical with you but trust me, that's a feeling that passes in time.
>>57505856
I get it. But it's the problem that gets singled out the most and it's weird. But I guess I will shut the fuck up since I can't relate.
>>57504245
>>57504515
Intredasting... I was tempted to try it, but my hands are dirty at the mo'.
>>57505959
Best times of my life I was a virgin, when I was 18-19. I was doing lots of stuff, going out a lot, having tons of friends, but because I am ugly as sin and terrified of approaching girls it never happened. I acted cool about it, but lied to my friends that it had happened a couple of times but it wasn't good.
At the age 20, I got a girlfriend, she was super cute, but a bit socially awkward.
>>57506133
Good for you, but you are a normie who had some social anxiety and managed to overcome it.
Autists have much more deeply rooted problems.
