>German boy goes to the movie theater.
>He asks where the popcorn butter machine is
>I tell him to put it in the soda machine and select lemonade
>He goes to sit down with his tub of lemonade popcorn
>BLAAAAGHHHH
>He spills the tub on a girl sitting right next to him
>She scream for the usher to escort him out
>>57504083
Wow you must feel like a fulfilled individual now
>>57504083
>things that never happened
dumb nagatoroposter
>>57504119
I am a filled individual now.
>>57504187
You must have made Jamal a happy man
>>57504275
I made him a very empty man too.
>>57504342
As long as you didn't take off your cage during the process
>>57504567
AMERICAGE
>>57504083
Is this even a meme?
>>57504083
Pro-tip: Germans don't commonly eat their popcorn with butter.
Popcorn is usually eaten sweetened with something sugary.
>>57504083
I love this bullying Germans meme
Stupid Germans
>>57504813
Thanks, Hans.
>>57504813
Jesus christ are germans even human?
>Cut in front of a german kid
>He just sits there crumbling but not doing anything
>Leave the line when it's my turn.
>>57504083
>the popcorn butter machine
Will this device lead me off smoothly into the afterlife?
>>57504875
? We sometimes eat it with caramel.
>>57504813
>>57504941
you all deserve to die
>German boy walks up to me and asks me for directions
>"I know you are but what am I"
>doesn't even know how to respond
>starts looking around all autistic like
>"I just need to find this p-
>"I know you are but what am I"
>clenches his fist and bites his bottom lip
>takes a deep breath
>"Please just-
>roll my eyes and walk away
Fucking pathetic. I felt so good as I turned around to see him looking down at his feet, an empty shell of a ""man"".
>See a german tourist
>He's just walking
>Decide to tap on his shoulder and immediately move away from him
>He looks then suddenly starts looking around nervously
>He looks at me
>I just smile
>He can't believe what just happened
>His eyes are watering, he begins to stutter
>"O-o-opa fotze"
>Runs away but then trips
>>57505133
>>57505038
Autistic Germans are the best, shut up.
>>57505189
t. Michael Schroeder
>>57504813
Classic German banter
>semester in Germany
>walking down city street
>woman rides up next to me on a bicycle
>"Wo ist der Hauptbahnhof?"
>give her completely wrong directions
>see her across the street later passing by looking confused
kek fucking dumb krauts
>>57505133
>>57505038
>>57504083
these all happened
