>>57500432
>get stabbed on the back for 50 roubles by a 8 years old
>the scenery is beautiful so you die in peace

do krokodil

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Bomb this fish

>>57500484
>get eaten by buzzards
>reincarnate as pajeet

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>>57500432
Become a professional throat singer

<<<BASED>>>

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Visit my local shaman, do some throat singing.

God help me. But I can find the road and go to my region, r-right? I just go to Khakassia, I have some relatives there... I won't get stabbed so easily, no, not in muh homeland.
>tfw it took much longer time to reach Tuva for my Tuvinian mate than to reach Kazakhstan for my Kazakhstanian mate.

>>57500597
Looks like USSR bombed itself for fun

>>57500803
>bombing your own country for shits n gigs
>tfw you will never comprehend superior russian banter

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>>57500803
Hey lol
>>57500750
i love you also
>>57500527
>pajeet
?

>walk north
>get on a train
>arrive home

>>57500803
Well the US also really liking bombing Nevada so I guess it's a symptom of being a superpower.