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taking a shitsomeone opens the doorWhat's the first thing that comes out of


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>taking a shit
>someone opens the door

What's the first thing that comes out of your mouth?

Assume you're in a one-person bathroom
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MUWWWWWWWA DA FRENCH CHAMPAGNE
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>>57500172

UAAAAAAAAAAHHHH THE FRENCH CHAMPAGNE
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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN THE BATHROOM, GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!!!!!!!!!
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"HIIIII"
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>>57500172
*quickly falls off toilet after slav squatting on it*

Fuckin' ell
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AAAAAAAH ECCHI SENPAI BAKA ECCHI *slaps his face* MOO..
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giz a cheeky blumpkin
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>>57500172
I cough up another turd and politely ask him to leave until I'm done
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WEE OO
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No need for words. Just stare, exactly like Orwell is doing.
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>>57500473
>orwell
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FODASSE, ENTÃO CARALHO!!!!????
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>>57500486
That's not what I typed...
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>Not scooting over so he can take a shit with you.

We can't be the only ones that do this right?
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>mfw
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